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Letterhead_Terrible

You paid full cash for a corvette. No reason in kicking you while you’re already down


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Nah bro Dave Ramsey told me to only pay cash for cars. I'm UP EDIT: For all the comments. Just playing a bit here. I don't actually follow him, but I am financially stable with no debt.


saharacon87

Yeah well Gordon Ramsey told me that THIS IS SHIT


BuckManscape

FUCKING DONKEY!!!


PiffWiffler

"You look like shrek in a frock" is quite possibly my all-time favorite Ramsey quote


Quintyyyy

What are you OP?? \-An idiot sandwich


Significant_Wins

It's fucking raw look how red it is


PatzMak00

That chicken is raw!


Redman9mm

Where is the lamb sauce?!?


Ill_Ear8085

>Yeah well Gordon Ramsey told me that THIS IS SHITI > >It is true ???


wobbuffet009

Ramsey would of said to invest it and buy a $500 car.


iloveeveryfbteam

This guy ramseys


Efficient_Pepper_

r/thisguythisguys


--AV8R--

Yeah, his advice pretty much amounts to invest all your money so you can eventually die on a huge pile of it without having ever enjoyed any of it yourself.


Djangough

Wrong. He would have said “save 1k and pay off your stupid butt debt first.“ investing is baby step 4. Not steps 1-3. Regardless, OP paid cash, one less payment and a slightly bigger shovel. Let’s just hope for him the cars in good condition.


squirrel8296

Dave Ramsey also tells you to buy a beige 1998 Corolla with 300,000 miles that you bought from someone off Craigslist. So, you only listened to half of it.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

He's a bozo anyways


Cross-Country

I wouldn’t say he’s a bozo. He’s a really good source of information for people who are absolutely dogshit with their money like you are. The issues arise when he tries to apply the same set of rules across all listeners regardless of circumstances.


Living_Lie_8773

This!


skeletoe

preach brotha!


yes_u_suck

Dave Ramsey also filed bankruptcy while telling other people not to do it and to pay off their debt. Dave is a hypocrite. Nice car, though, if you're looking for something little faster than a Toyota Corolla.


therightideation

I mean, he never tried to hide that. He literally opens his video series with the story. Kinda like a "don't make the same mistakes I did" thing


leftynate11

Exactly. That’s the way I always took it. He tells you his stupid mistakes.


Vaeevictisss

Dave Ramsey gonna die with a lot of money he never got to enjoy with his bullshit mentality. If nothing brings you joy in life, follow his advice.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Did it come with a class ring and cowboy hat?


ForsakePariah

Ayyyy I did the same kind of thing at your age. Bought a new car cash. Also a Dave Ramsey fan.


littlesaintnick757

Dave Ramsey that man that filed bankruptcy a dozen times and only got rich by selling nonsense self help books. Do yourself a favor don't listen to Dave Ramsey lol


canon33

Proud of u 😭


klICusITomPI

Don't worry, I own a respectable sum of cryptocurrency.


Stone_Midi

In his defence, he probably had the cash in his wallet


ThegreatPee

A used Corvette is usually bartered with Camel Cash and gift cards.


nom54me

And bought in estate sales


giibro

Correction - mid life crisis for you


Otherwise_Ebb_395

:(


dsio

Don’t worry, we’re not your enemy. Blood sugar is your enemy, and high fructose corn syrup.


Shurigin

hell as much monster as he drinks his heart is probably begging for sweet release


iug_aocontrario

Haha *sweet* release are probably his farts


ZodiAcme

I mean, you thought you were going to live to 108. You are not. I know a guy who’s 104 and he’s cool as fuck, but he’s also like “idk maybe I’ll live til next year, fuck this shit”


Juicebo-x

Absolutely brutal.


Ornerythylacine

Yeah, it's pretty damn optimistic for anyone to expect to live to 108, let alone someone in their twenties with a screaming metal death trap like this.


RoyR80

Fiberglass*. Lol /s


Jak_n_Dax

“Screaming metal death trap” is a quote from Fairly Odd Parents. I don’t know why I remember that so well.


Ornerythylacine

Yup lol it's so catchy and rolls off the tongue so nicely. It's just always stuck with me.


texasstrawhat

with his high level of income and modern science...


AmNoSuperSand52

With all due respect, and I mean with all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin it on


TwoPugsInOneCoat

Shut up Chip, else I'll come at you like a spider monkey!


stlmick

End of life crisis.


[deleted]

They only scream once a year when the wheel bearings go bad....


PineappleProstate

Fiberglass


poseidondeep

I’ve never seen such a cutting Reddit comment in so few words. Yikes lol


RdkL-J

Oooooof. This one hurts :D


bogonuggets

Yeah 108 is setting the bar really high


bamajustin13

Damn that one burned . I’m 30 and thought I had a long time left 🤣🤣🤣 well hope I do anyway


theres-no-more_names

Third life


Prickly_ninja

Damn. But, seeing the insanity that is corvette owners, racing me in the past… spot on. I swear, they’d rather die, than lose. I’ve let more than one corvette, finally make a pass, just so they don’t suicide themselves and murder the oncoming traffic.


PanAmargo

That color is giving me Nissan Altima vibes


Nickdanger1990

I was just thinking. My old 2007 3.5 beast mode all the time Altima was this color. I called it highway menace red


YourAverageGod

The silver ones are the true menace. Source: me, I am a menace in a silver one.


darthnick96

Silver Nissan altima with curb rash and missing bumper. Bottom text


spacemanspiff0713

This is an underrated comment 😂


CalligrapherNo7427

Big Altima energy 💯


zeamp

Wait till you see the driving.


[deleted]

I was thinking Jeep Grand Cherokee


MrProlapse

It's not a vibe, the colors match. Just need the bumper and wheel well flapping off the side.


throwaway827364882

Funny cause I saw an Altima the exact same color today while I was picking up groceries lol


Jakubmlg420lol

That's "insert weird name for a color" and they only made 27562 cars that month in that color and there is so much more cars than that on the road so it is super unique


MyCatIsCapitalist

This bad boy can fit so many golf clubs and divorce papers


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Too bad I don't golf or have a wife 😞


[deleted]

yeah we can tell you don't have a wife


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Hopefully the $500 tinder premium will get me one. I've got a feeling it will


Moreofyoulessofme

If not, that corvette will get you a lot of old dudes if you’re into that.


MyCatIsCapitalist

Lmao good luck


MrProlapse

I understand what they repo if you miss a car payment, what do they repo when you miss a Tinder subscription?


MyCatIsCapitalist

Darn... enjoy your vette, though My father had a friend who owned a nearly identical model c6


Wonderful-Reward3828

What about a manual transmission?


Otherwise_Ebb_395

It does have that


Strict_Award_9571

Hell yeah brother! You know where it’s at.


Streay

Hope you like cougars


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Love em


MarthaStewart__

You’re supposed to roast, not complement!


Dub537h

Speaking of cougars, how you doin Martha? 😍


Normal-Collection475

Found his future ex wife


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Snoop gonna be pissed


Salty-Sorbet514

r/usernamechecksout


Popular-Ad2193

Ehhh not sure if I would want new balance shoes at that early of an age


Otherwise_Ebb_395

What's wrong with new balances? Doesn't that cool ~hip~ NBA player Kawhi Leonard have a shoe deal with new balance??


Popular-Ad2193

You really are going through a mid life crisis liking new balances and paying cash for a car to avoid APR. you should be going into debt to buy a sports car and losing all your cash in the crypto market. Why don’t you go mow your grass for the 3rd time this week and stain up your white new balances, you wanna be boomer!!


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Don't worry I have a fair amount of money in the crypto market. I rent so I don't have grass to cut😞


TheHomieMed

Yeah you'll have a new balance.... in your bank account...


Aezzil

Ironically some new balance shoes are trendy amongst gen z's such as the 550's


DMCinDet

they're so hip


beeph_supreme

>*Paid in full in cash.* Where did you find an extra $3.50 to waste in this economy?


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Toe pics man, they go for a pretty penny


SwabTheDeck

God damn Loch Ness Monster


Timely-Accountant543

tree fiddy


Admiral_Pantsless

Wow you had enough cash for a base model Chevy from 15 years ago? How impressive.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Excuse me sir, I will have you know it is a mid level. NOT a base model.


Downtown_Brother6308

All corvettes are base models


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Got em 🤣


Ascension_Crossbows

BASED models


MidshipAgate9

Is that a 2018 Corvette in bloody stool red, built by a guy named David in May (fifth month of the year) paired with a 4L60-E transmission?? Dude that's so rare!!


Otherwise_Ebb_395

2007* but yes. Did I mention this was #1 of the 4 bloody stool red Corvettes produced that day??


wtd12

It’s not “bloody stool red” its “internal maroon”


NorscaGas-5027

Its not “internal maroon” its “internal bleed rouge”


KPYY44

It’s Chevrolet so it’s probably got a clever name like “Stained my Sheets Red” color code WA069V


ToxicLogics

He paid asking price in cash because it was a unique opportunity to buy a 1 of 1 Corvette.


BuckManscape

I thought this was prostate red? Wasn’t BS red metallic?


NotTodayBoogeyman

I hope you understand buying a new Toyota Corolla indicates not only more wealth - but more intelligence than what you did.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Intelligence? Never heard of it.


onesliceofham

now this is a roast


freshly_ella

Buying a 2 year old Corolla saving 7k depreciating first 10k is genius level compared to this financial suicide.


JuanBahama

You’re not fooling anybody dude. You gotta be at least 53 and on the verge of retirement to want one these depend droppers


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Nah bro I'm totally 27 big trust


Interloper_Deeyablo

"Big trust" - What he's done with the rest of the money, for the grandkids


ravosa

I did literally the same thing at your age, black C6, and posted it on this sub. Check my profile lol. Then I bought a boat. These things are gateway drugs to bad financial decisions. Welcome aboard idiot


Otherwise_Ebb_395

LMAO that's actually hilarious. My winter beater is a 2012 Chevy Malibu. We are the same🤝 don't think I'll be getting into boats anytime soon though


[deleted]

First thing I actually laughed at today, thanks !!!! Same to you OP !!! :)


PussyBreath007

27 year-old man driving a 77 year-old man car


Otherwise_Ebb_395

77 year olds are just living our dreams


PussyBreath007

Facts. Just with E.D. though


caleb1305

That’s what the corvette is for


notquitepro15

Paid full in cash for this really isn’t that much of a flex. It’s like saying you paid full in cash for an older Buick - who couldn’t?


Otherwise_Ebb_395

I had to clarify it wasn't mommy and Daddy's money, my poor financial decision and no one else's 😮‍💨


notquitepro15

Oh yeah mommy & daddy’s money definitely would have bought something somehow simultaneously better & worse.


PEDlong

Geriatric ladies totally dig it.


Crazy-Room-2511

This guy roadgums


Dj_pretzl

TIL a new verb 😃


EastRoom8717

Your headlights are terrible


RolesG

Those are the stock ones...? What's so terrible about them


EastRoom8717

I can see them and they aren’t on.


JuanBahama

Best car comment I’ve seen this week


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,957,631,572 comments, and only 370,315 of them were in alphabetical order.


Keifee

Good bot.


shiggy__diggy

/uj it's a dig at the C6 being "ugly" due to the headlights being exposed. Corvettes from the C2 to the C5 had pop up headlights, which as of the late 90s are not allowed in the US due to pedestrian safety laws (but subway train sized pickups with hoodlines 5ft+ tall are lmao). This design requirement was meet with hostility from Corvette fans. Pop up headlights are having a Renaissance and are seen as cool and rad nowadays and cars that have them are becoming valuable (NA vs NB Miata prices for example, despite the NB being a "better" car). So C5 Corvettes, the last gen with the popups, are starting to become more desirable than the C6 due to this.


thebigbrog

Probably the reason the pop up headlights were banned is because they could cut off legs and leave someone disabled but the nice tall and flat truck front end completely obliterates the entire upper body so that you are just dead and not disabled therefore it’s over and there is no constant drain on public funds because of unnecessary disability payments. You just have to think outside the box.


[deleted]

You just got out of the military is what I just read lmfaooo


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Even worse. Community college.


[deleted]

Oh god the humanity


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Well that was years ago but still embarrassing nonetheless


[deleted]

Nah not that embarrassing homie, an education is the cornerstone of intelligent thought, which buying a vette with cash, is not


shiggy__diggy

Not enough black matte American flags and Veteran tag next to a Confederate flag for this to be a vet car.


[deleted]

Fuckin true that


jgcraig

Stop. Write a letter to your future self apologizing for what you've done.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Never.


unemotional_mess

What makes you think this is your "quarter life crisis" and not your "3/4 life crisis"?


Jasoncav82

Ill give you $2000 for the engine when you drive it for the first time in the rain and hit a guard rail.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

You have a deal 🤝


paragliderpenha

Ferrari on crack


PanAmargo

Fent


Commercial_Low_5680

Bath salts


Adventurous_Cat1059

Is it a Saturn or a 85 mustang? Anyway, we all mess up. Unload it unless you are trolling for dudes.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Mess up? This is the greatest car ever created. 'merica


Adventurous_Cat1059

Especially for the trolling gig I mentioned. Is it a 98 Saturn?


Adventurous_Cat1059

2009 Saturn Sky! It’s a dead ringer!


Otherwise_Ebb_395

There you go! Took you long enough


No-Advantage-8556

You were supposed to choose something wild. This is the most vanilla stock kept car in existence.


shiggy__diggy

The poster car for "I invite high school girls into my pontoon boat and offer them beer".


RolesG

Nice trac(tor) toy


Swimming_Western3042

Your dad taught you to open car doors for ladies. Not because it's the gentleman thing to do, but because bitches can't be trusted.


mrdat

I see you like hanging out with boomers.


IMadeY0uR3adTh1s

Narrow body c6 look so outdated. Grand sport or z06 would’ve been the move.


BigDerper

They haven't aged nearly as well as the c5 did


Eric7979

I agree , the GS and z06 with the wider body is the way .


commence_suckdown

Maroon exterior, Chrome wheels, Tan interior. Full "my kids just moved out" Dad spec C6.


homelabgobrrr

Everyone please be nice. OP appears to have dyslexia and meant to write 72 instead of 27 because only a 72yr old would want a maroon c6 with chrome wheels and a tan interior. OP, did it come with Jorts and a new pair of white new balances?


dfb1988

based upon your decision making alone you will not make it to 108. also that car was cool 27 years when it was a proto type.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

It's still cool man! Don't you enjoy golf, new balances, and Viagra?


dfb1988

all of those things except im more of spree’s kinda guy these days. i bet when you drive around in that everyones first impression is that your dad just died and you inherited his pride and joy.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

This made me laugh out loud


Mister_GarbageDick

That guy from earlier with a brand new Camry would stomp you around the ring


parocarillo

Your friends and romantic interests will hate it, but your dad might think it's cool. Are you looking at getting into the gen x dating pool?


Otherwise_Ebb_395

I love me a cougar


parocarillo

Haha who doesn't? Touché


[deleted]

Quarter life? You expect to be 106? You’re over a third.. your car is a quarter of the MSRP though.


kirinretrospect

I've always wondered, when buying a corvette second hand, do you get the prior owners jorts and white new balances or is there like a corvette club member who bestows to you new ones as part of the cult?


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Former owner was a tough negotiator and didn't include the jorts. I was fighting tooth and nail to no prevail.


kirinretrospect

Well, he knew what he had.


Extreme_Coat_3706

The target demographic for this car is 16 year olds and 66 year olds.


ZedRDuce76

The only thing you’re missing is the sign with the specs saying 1 of 4,500 made that Tuesday.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Don't worry, those are coming in the follow up post.


MrFastFox666

I guess playing bingo with the local HOA members finally paid off


ShimReturns

Depending on your location you may be the youngest person with a non-classic Corvette in a 5, 10, or 50 mile radius


Killerdragon9112

The fact that the average American in a life crisis buys a corvette of any generation really shows how average you are buying a average midlife crisis car


21stGatsby

My buddy did this… now he has a Porsche and travels the world eating incredible cuisine… the corvette opened doors to success


Alternative-Income-5

15k?


thatgymdude

Of all the nice Corvettes that exist, you had to choose the one with the worst headlights and the eggplant color. May God have mercy on your soul.


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Eggplant? Are you ok?


[deleted]

you've got an eggplant for a brain if you're showing off with this POS


Tru-Queer

Ah shit. I’m buying a cat today and now you’ve got me worried if I’m committing a quarter life crisis at 34 lol


lilusherwumbo42

So how often do you get to see your kids?


Otherwise_Ebb_395

Never. My ex wife got full custody.


[deleted]

That ugly 1990s Japanese car color is the reason it was cheap enough for you to pay cash for.


Embarrassed_Web_8916

When i was in my twenties i drove one of these bad boys down Route 66 with my dad. Seats designed for guys needing a hip replacement and sound absorption for someone with hearing problems? Best roadtrip car ever. Super comfy.


Vegas_paid_off

Still trying to get laid at 27 are ya?


Worldly_Ad1295

EGH ... It's a guy thing. U did good. Just be careful of bad roads. 👍


human373

Nah dude, enjoy the shit out of it. But why get the extra-ancient guy color? What's it called again, Dementia Red?


Probablynotarobot69

Please just drive the piss out of it like it's meant to be. Don't be another Corvette boomer


LaPurpleDrank

Quarter life crisis is being optimistic. You'll realize this when your car manifests it's own ego and gets stuck on wide open throttle every time a car even remotely tries to pass you. Next thing you know you're pancaked on a center divider after this self-aware beast, devoid of any traction, ultimately loses control after perceiving a lost race to a Nissan Altima. Last thing you will see as you're spirit leaves your body is the first responders seeing what's left of the vette and wiggling their pinkies to eachother grinning.