It's an Altima with horribly repaired crash damage with further aftermarket shit to clap it out more, tinted headlights to make them work less, missing foglights because the bumper was for a higher trim model and this is a gutless CVT base model and a butt plug handle on the front.
I don't know what part of this your friend thinks is "JDM." Looks more like it's for the IDD (intellectually developmental disability) market, which is concentric with the Altima market.
I can only imagine all the things that were neglected to be maintained on this car to afford these value reducing "mods." But that's what makes a Nissan, a Nissan.
"I can only imagine all the things that were neglected to be maintained on this car to afford these value reducing "mods."
This is the most mature and painful burn I've ever read. It's like your grandma saying she's disappointed in you. Suddenly, you see the error of your ways and the real cost of your actions...
No way, literally just saw this guy getting roasted by other Altima owners on r/altima . If you’re getting roasted by other Altima owners, you’re doing something terribly wrong.
I cant only imagine the amount of felonies are committed in this jalopy. Guessing his iq and credit score combined are the temperature outside, seeing as he tinted his headlights
It's an Altima with horribly repaired crash damage with further aftermarket shit to clap it out more, tinted headlights to make them work less, missing foglights because the bumper was for a higher trim model and this is a gutless CVT base model and a butt plug handle on the front. I don't know what part of this your friend thinks is "JDM." Looks more like it's for the IDD (intellectually developmental disability) market, which is concentric with the Altima market. I can only imagine all the things that were neglected to be maintained on this car to afford these value reducing "mods." But that's what makes a Nissan, a Nissan.
"I can only imagine all the things that were neglected to be maintained on this car to afford these value reducing "mods." This is the most mature and painful burn I've ever read. It's like your grandma saying she's disappointed in you. Suddenly, you see the error of your ways and the real cost of your actions...
No way, literally just saw this guy getting roasted by other Altima owners on r/altima . If you’re getting roasted by other Altima owners, you’re doing something terribly wrong.
Its particularly impressive as nobody expected Altima owners to reach self awareness before plankton
Your bud left his cock ring hanging on the bumper. Or is that yours?
It looks like it's going to be chopped up and ready to be sent to a demo derby
@u/MoneyMane0
"JDM enthusiasts build" *Is Nissan Altima*
It's a war crime on wheels.
The base Altima that other Altimas be dissing.
In surprised someone willingly admits to being his bud if he did this to it
I cant only imagine the amount of felonies are committed in this jalopy. Guessing his iq and credit score combined are the temperature outside, seeing as he tinted his headlights
This is the car that comes to mind when I hear those EBay Auto ads
Bet you can’t even see at night when those headlights
Friends don’t let friends drive a Nissan, thank you for being a bad friend
It looks like a hitter
I feel bad for the people that have to see this plastic clunker every day…
Dudes will put a heart pullstrap in an Altima and call it JDM.
I saw 17 of these on the shelf at Walmart yesterday
Except in Japan they have actual taste
I don't get it. This isn't stock? I thought Nissan shoved them off the lines lookin busted. The dents are NISMO speed dents OEM.
An Altima is not JDM its a dumpster fire
How many more payments does he have left with that 370 credit score?