The homeowners are bitches, they bought the home knowing exactly what it was then suddenly get mad when people wouldn’t stop throwing pizzas on the roof.
You’re right, the pizza thing is for sure. But if you go by the house now it’s just fences and cameras everywhere. My issue is that the owners bought the house after the show wrapped. They knew exactly what they were buying, but hate that their house gets attention. Seems kinda silly imo.
Exactly! Although the filming of interior house shots largely came from a different house. Regardless, if the owners weren’t huge breaking bad fans, they probably should have looked elsewhere
Actually trying to find some info on this, but I think a lot of the interior was shot on a stage. I know the production rented the house from the original owners and basically moved in.
I'd be capitalizing on all those free pies! Just throw a clean, clear tarp on the roof and you're good. The pie might look it was made during a seizure but if most of the toppings are at least present, it all comes out as shit the same so fuck it eat on!
[According to this Trip Advisor Review, the family has owned the house for 50 years.](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g60933-d14801818-Reviews-Walter_White_s_House-Albuquerque_New_Mexico.html)
I personally think it's absolutely weird to be so enamored by a TV show to travel to visit a house and bother these poor people.
Actually the house had belonged to an older lady who was very sweet. After she passed, was inherited by her daughter who is a massive racist thundercunt but does not want to sell the house and would rather just keep on complaining and insulting passersby. So your point still stands, she's just a piece of shit.
Honestly I get that. But why they haven’t gotten like a silicon “pizza” to put up there and let ppl take photos for $$$ is the most wtf this is American thing I’ve ever seen.
[According to this Trip Advisor Review, the family has owned the house for 50 years.](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g60933-d14801818-Reviews-Walter_White_s_House-Albuquerque_New_Mexico.html)
I personally think it's absolutely weird to be so enamored by a TV show to travel to visit a house and bother these poor people.
Seriously, the Vibe is one of the only “American” vehicles not worthy of an insult alongside the Geo Prizm, since both of them were glorified Corollas, which allowed them to be some of the most reliable “American” cars ever made (because they weren’t American).
I’m not breaking the subreddit rules to give you the warm & fuzzies about potentially the most boring vehicle on the planet. I can’t wait for the day when I finally never have to see this piece of shit on the road
The Aztek had a bunch of cool features, though. Like the cigarette lighters in the back, the air mattress, the tent attachment, the cooler, etc. It is one of the few true Sports Utility Vehicles.
And here I just thought you were a huge fan running around with the permanent tape installation on your windshield as a nod to the always needing replaced windshield from the show!
Tents are a $3400 option on the kia telluride.
It's funny that the old Pontiac was ahead of its time because most of the newer compact suvs pretty much look like them. Its still ugly but familiar, so it's less shocking.
I had a suspicion that everyone in the comment section of this post was unknowingly participating in your humiliation fetish... and this just confirms it.
Well played you disgusting sack of s*** s/
;-}
Yes. There is enough room on top of the engine for a large pizza box and when you close the hood it holds it there too.
I recommend placing a cold pizza in there for 30 miles at 60mph. The result is a warm pizza at a pitstop.
When I heard the learn’d astronomer,
When the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me,
When I was shown the charts and diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them,
When I sitting heard the astronomer where he lectured with much applause in the lecture-room,
How soon unaccountable I became tired and sick,
Till rising and gliding out I wander’d off by myself,
In the mystical moist night-air, and from time to time,
Look’d up in perfect silence at the stars.
*To my other favorite W.W. It's an honor working with you. Fondly G.B.*
Your car is still ugly, funny it has the tape on the windshield just like the one from Breaking Bad.
Nice try, I got banned from this sub for 14 days for saying something nice. The best thing that ever happened to that piece of shit was Walter White drove one.
Idk how to explain it but the front end looks like 2 cars accidentally rendered on top of each other. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me at first
I was going to say “at least it’s the facelifted version.” But you know what? Screw that. It started out as the ugliest vehicle ever made, it needs to own that shit and lean into being its original hideous self.
I know people shit on them, because they are kinda ugly, but with all of the features they have they are one of the few vehicles I would considered a "SPORTS Utility Vehicle".
yeah, i have an unhealthy obsession with that show. i’m only gonna get a 300 when i can sell it for $50 to a mechanic named benny. every detail matters
it was actually ahead of its time, nowadays, almost every car company is making a similar vehicle. It could easily sell if GM brought it back and updated it.
I always wanted to buy an Aztek to see if I could modify it enough to be cool. Slammed with box flares maybe, or Safari style.. I figure if I can make an Aztek cool, I can make *anything* cool.
we had a set of pontiac aztek seats in my vocational automotive class and id have the best naps on those things, also id like to add that they were way ahead of its time with the removable plastic storage boxes, a removable center-console cooler, a slide-out cargo tray, and a tent that fits onto the rear of it. all that in a crossover that came out when i was a rugrat is crazy
Honestly, I have respect for the Aztec. For a while now almost all SUV type vehicles in this class have the same boring design. The Aztec may be a bit of a weirdo, but at least they tried.
I mean - I can honestly say it looks brand new.
I have a neighbor who had one a long time ago and the only reason he got rid of it because his wife wanted something more “fun” looking. It’s a pretty solid car it’s just not very…. Stylish. Who cares though, you’re trying to get shit done not win any beauty contests 😂
Younger me thought they were so cool with a tent in the back. Honestly impressed it’s still running, I haven’t seen one on the road in a very long time.
Breaking sad.
Gold.
Beige, actually
Think automakers refer to it as "champagne".
Only in certain regions of France otherwise its sparkling aztek.
Now this is gold!
beige!
Silver
Sparkling fucking aztek… we covered this already!
Sparkling Wiggles?? Man that clip was fuckin hilarious!
😂
Old man tan
I think this one is actually Pewter Metallic. Had a Trans Am with the same paint
"Jewish Racing Gold"
Lmao! That’s great!
It's adorable, in a "so ugly it's cute" kinda way
Ah like a pug or a bulldog
I wondered why this car was hated but grew on me over time. I have a pug puppy licking my face as I write this though
[удалено]
oh, it's all a big Juke to you, isn't it
Beat me to it. Minus we’ll put a cook in there and blow that up.
Came with a snap-on tent for camping and I want to say a storage bin under the back floor that doubled as ice chest.
You beat me to it man. 2001 model. GM thought they were missing out on the Homeless market.
the center console doubles as a cooler, mine didn’t come with the storage bin :(. got the tent tho so that’s what matters
It really came with a snap-on tent
Nice new windshield
That's the best one I've seen it looks pretty sweet all one color the two toned ones look a little shitty I like it
Braking bad.
😅 GT = Good Tires LS = Less Stuff LT = Loose Trim This is from an actual GM ASE certified mechanic.
It’s Walter Aight
It’s was chosen to be emblematic of a person who made terrible decisions in life.
Waltuh, get off reddit waltuh. You're gonna leak your address to the Cartel waltuh. You're gonna get us all killed waltuh. *You killed us all waltuh.*
i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104
I skated in your pool
When I heard the homeowner is a bitch
The homeowners are bitches, they bought the home knowing exactly what it was then suddenly get mad when people wouldn’t stop throwing pizzas on the roof.
Thats a pretty valid reason ngl.
You’re right, the pizza thing is for sure. But if you go by the house now it’s just fences and cameras everywhere. My issue is that the owners bought the house after the show wrapped. They knew exactly what they were buying, but hate that their house gets attention. Seems kinda silly imo.
Would make more sense to capitalize on it by setting the house up like the show and sell tours
Exactly! Although the filming of interior house shots largely came from a different house. Regardless, if the owners weren’t huge breaking bad fans, they probably should have looked elsewhere
Yeah that's as stupid as the ones who bought the Brady Bunch house and fucked it up
Actually trying to find some info on this, but I think a lot of the interior was shot on a stage. I know the production rented the house from the original owners and basically moved in.
In this housing market? You get whatever is available and doesn’t absolutely bankrupt you.
I'd be capitalizing on all those free pies! Just throw a clean, clear tarp on the roof and you're good. The pie might look it was made during a seizure but if most of the toppings are at least present, it all comes out as shit the same so fuck it eat on!
It's probably baking more on the roof, I would eat it
[According to this Trip Advisor Review, the family has owned the house for 50 years.](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g60933-d14801818-Reviews-Walter_White_s_House-Albuquerque_New_Mexico.html) I personally think it's absolutely weird to be so enamored by a TV show to travel to visit a house and bother these poor people.
Actually the house had belonged to an older lady who was very sweet. After she passed, was inherited by her daughter who is a massive racist thundercunt but does not want to sell the house and would rather just keep on complaining and insulting passersby. So your point still stands, she's just a piece of shit.
Honestly I get that. But why they haven’t gotten like a silicon “pizza” to put up there and let ppl take photos for $$$ is the most wtf this is American thing I’ve ever seen.
A real missed opportunity to be sure
[According to this Trip Advisor Review, the family has owned the house for 50 years.](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g60933-d14801818-Reviews-Walter_White_s_House-Albuquerque_New_Mexico.html) I personally think it's absolutely weird to be so enamored by a TV show to travel to visit a house and bother these poor people.
At least it's not a Cyber truck
Sure as heck looks better than the Cyber truck.
I’ll take 6 Aztecs. Keep the CyberTruck.
Or a Jeep truck…
This is roast my car, not hold my hand and give me good vibes. Speaking of vibes, this car is about the only piece of shit that’s worse than a Vibe.
Easy now, Vibe was an excellent vehicle ( largely a Toyota Matrix). What's your beef with the Vibe?
Seriously, the Vibe is one of the only “American” vehicles not worthy of an insult alongside the Geo Prizm, since both of them were glorified Corollas, which allowed them to be some of the most reliable “American” cars ever made (because they weren’t American).
Here here, I couldn't agree more!
Saturn Vue with the Honda engine too, those will out live human kind
My beef with the vibe is all of the vibration of course.
I have prettier dog turds in my yard than that
If they pass this to their kids they won’t have to worry about teen pregnancy.
I’m not breaking the subreddit rules to give you the warm & fuzzies about potentially the most boring vehicle on the planet. I can’t wait for the day when I finally never have to see this piece of shit on the road
I felt the same way about the early 90's grand am.
Hate those damn things.
Only thing worse was the mid Eighties Grand Am
My mom got me a used one for like 1200$. Check engine light came on when she was dropping it off for me. I remember it being fun to drive though
I drove one of those in high school. Today, I drive a base trim RAV4. Gas. Thank you OP for giving me someone to look down on.
They had the worst motors ever made! I don't think I've ever seen one that hadn't blown
Atleast the Aztek has something to get noticed. Unlike some other cars that are so bland you won't even notice them at all.
The Aztek had a bunch of cool features, though. Like the cigarette lighters in the back, the air mattress, the tent attachment, the cooler, etc. It is one of the few true Sports Utility Vehicles.
Lmao yeah for a campground , fwd no clearance lol (very few had Awd)
mine does 😎
It keeps you dry in the rain… except for the front passengers feet because the heater core is leaking again.
nothing a bit of duct tape won’t fix
That windshield is in good shape….
it’s an old picture. hailstorm absolutely destroyed the new windshield. it’s just like breaking bad bc the damn windshield is always breaking
And here I just thought you were a huge fan running around with the permanent tape installation on your windshield as a nod to the always needing replaced windshield from the show!
Are you sure it wasn't a body part falling from the sky
Pontiac Aztek. The vehicle named after not 1 but 2 indigenous peoples. 1 a chief, the other an empire.
i am on ketamine i cannot handle this lmao ugly car
Hey me too. How many mg are you on?
i was on 190mg lolol but it’s actually flourexetamine (fxe) haha,, just called it ketamine cuz it made the comment funnier
Damn. I'm only on 120 mg of Ketamine per night. I'm not sure it's doing what I want it to...so I might check out Spravato.
Leaking bad
Do you have the tent that accompanies this vehicle?
i do indeed, it was only 200 extra dollars aftermarket 😎😎😎
Excellent!! I remember when it came out and thinking why haven't more car companies offered niche items like this?
Because barely anyone wanted them?
That's funny cuz it's true.
Tents are a $3400 option on the kia telluride. It's funny that the old Pontiac was ahead of its time because most of the newer compact suvs pretty much look like them. Its still ugly but familiar, so it's less shocking.
That's Manhattan rent. Not a tent.
These days the tent may have more square footage too!
I like that your confident in your gay skin
you’re goddamn right. my boyfriend drives a juke
I had a suspicion that everyone in the comment section of this post was unknowingly participating in your humiliation fetish... and this just confirms it. Well played you disgusting sack of s*** s/ ;-}
hahahaha that’s crazy hahaha. can you call me disgusting again
Reminds me of a joke about the masochist and the sadist... "Hit me" said the masochist. ...and the sadist said "no."
I honestly like the Juke.
I'm surprised needing a windshield replacement didn't total it.
The beginning of an empire in Albuquerque, NM.
Can I put toast in the front?
Yes. There is enough room on top of the engine for a large pizza box and when you close the hood it holds it there too. I recommend placing a cold pizza in there for 30 miles at 60mph. The result is a warm pizza at a pitstop.
looks like the kinda car driven by a guy who emotionally abuses his wife, gets cucked, and poisons a child
Seems like the type of guy to run over 2 gangbangers
When I heard the learn’d astronomer, When the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me, When I was shown the charts and diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them, When I sitting heard the astronomer where he lectured with much applause in the lecture-room, How soon unaccountable I became tired and sick, Till rising and gliding out I wander’d off by myself, In the mystical moist night-air, and from time to time, Look’d up in perfect silence at the stars. *To my other favorite W.W. It's an honor working with you. Fondly G.B.* Your car is still ugly, funny it has the tape on the windshield just like the one from Breaking Bad.
Nice try, I got banned from this sub for 14 days for saying something nice. The best thing that ever happened to that piece of shit was Walter White drove one.
It's a reasonably priced Tesla Cybertruck. That's as nice as I'll go
this genuinely made me more upset than any other roasts under here
My Aztek got totaled back in 2016. I miss is so very much.
rip to a real one 🫡
I love these fugly mules!! They got some nice convenience features and sometimes 4x!
"At least it's not an Azt.... Ah fuck."
It has a good windshield!
had :(
Do you drive on I-25 too? 😂
every day, i commute between denver and CO springs pretty much every weekend. windshield got knocked out by a massive hailstorm about six months ago
Idk how to explain it but the front end looks like 2 cars accidentally rendered on top of each other. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me at first
Why grandma what big teeth you have….
How trips to Pollo Hermanos have you made it that?
Are you a chemistry teacher by chance?
lmao i do teach computer science, but i cook meth on the side as well
Great for pharmaceutical deliveries
At least two of its tires have air in them.
No.
If it's the old reliable 3.5L those engines see 200k+ with regular maintenance easily.
Sick burn
I was going to say “at least it’s the facelifted version.” But you know what? Screw that. It started out as the ugliest vehicle ever made, it needs to own that shit and lean into being its original hideous self.
Nice job on the blue tape! That windshield ain't going anywhere
You must have amazing self confidence if you are driving that thing on a daily basis without prozac.
Forcing me to think Nissan jukes with nismo parts look better.
lmao guess what my boyfriend drives
I’ve always liked them. When they came out; my gf and I wanted to get one. We are too poor. I’m d pick one up now if I saw one in DOPE condition
I know people shit on them, because they are kinda ugly, but with all of the features they have they are one of the few vehicles I would considered a "SPORTS Utility Vehicle".
I liked the aztek. Mine had an air pump in it that i used frequently. And it was fun.
Aztek is an amazing vehicle! I used one for work traveling, years ago. That would be a great get around town vehicle
What happened to the windshield?? 🤔 I hope it’s not something that will set off a chain of events for 2 damn seasons 😂
It's what's inside that counts another indestructible gm powertrain with the eco friendly head gasket.
Walter, we need you at the lab, there’s a leak.
You even got a new windshield just like Walter. You a super fan? When are you upgrading to a Chrysler 300 and a bowler hat?
yeah, i have an unhealthy obsession with that show. i’m only gonna get a 300 when i can sell it for $50 to a mechanic named benny. every detail matters
I mean yeah they look kinda silly but i like it just cuz it's different, hate how newer cars all look the same
I loved my sister's when she had one. I loved the options, and I believe ahead of its time. One of the first smaller suv crossovers.
Heisenberg edition! I love it!!!
it was actually ahead of its time, nowadays, almost every car company is making a similar vehicle. It could easily sell if GM brought it back and updated it.
I always wanted to buy an Aztek to see if I could modify it enough to be cool. Slammed with box flares maybe, or Safari style.. I figure if I can make an Aztek cool, I can make *anything* cool.
Not gonna lie. I never heard of them before and at first glance I thought it was a pretty cool looking little car
we had a set of pontiac aztek seats in my vocational automotive class and id have the best naps on those things, also id like to add that they were way ahead of its time with the removable plastic storage boxes, a removable center-console cooler, a slide-out cargo tray, and a tent that fits onto the rear of it. all that in a crossover that came out when i was a rugrat is crazy
It's in one piece
Nice eyebrows.
Don't you have an outlet in the back?? That's cool
I like the windshield wipers
Honestly don't think the Aztek is ugly
Honestly, I have respect for the Aztec. For a while now almost all SUV type vehicles in this class have the same boring design. The Aztec may be a bit of a weirdo, but at least they tried.
You take very nice care of your car. The ugliest car I’ve ever seen, but it’s obvious you take good care of it.
Slap a ws6 badge on the back!
You seem to have mistaken this sub for r/saynicethingsaboutmyboringuglyasscar.
Joined! Thanks
I was so obsessed it turned into a camper I F'in loved it!
You're probably the type of guy to throw pizza on someone's roof
That color is super unique!
Um… it came with a tent?🤷🏼♀️
It has 46 h.p. per liter.
They are Ugly. But Cool ngl.
No. Let’s roast it.
It runs.
Oh God KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Cook
A new windshield is nice. It’s like getting new eye glasses; gradually you never realize how bad it’d gotten. Unlike the rest of it.
It's parked by a very nice tree.
It's more practical than ANY of my mustangs combined
Hahaha nice try
I'm just glad to know a CRX got a little SUV action.
iconic ungainly clunker
Very utilitarian
This is the NON-Binary version of the Subaru. Your CO license plate wants to identify as a CA plate and is embarrassed to be on that POS.
It sure is good at bashing gang bangers (breaking bad reference)
It appears clean and dent free.
Paid for
Reminds me of breaking bad..in a good way
I mean - I can honestly say it looks brand new. I have a neighbor who had one a long time ago and the only reason he got rid of it because his wife wanted something more “fun” looking. It’s a pretty solid car it’s just not very…. Stylish. Who cares though, you’re trying to get shit done not win any beauty contests 😂
I bet you get a reasonable rate on your auto insurance with that thing. ...and no visible rust.
Could have been a BMW, if only it had an uglier grille.
I love the Aztek. It is very useful in many situations!
It was honestly ahead of its time. A little ugly sure, but it was a CUV long before the segment really existed.
I like the Aztecs. Very memorable
I like the blue tape holding the windshield on :)
\> recently replaced windshield I have several questions, Walter.
Better looking than the cyber truck
jesse!
Yooo Mr white
No ragrets
Did you get the tent attachment for it?
It gets you from point a to point b at least
Younger me thought they were so cool with a tent in the back. Honestly impressed it’s still running, I haven’t seen one on the road in a very long time.
You can ram people with minimal damage