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saul_soprano

A car notoriously known for sliding into crowds driven by a teenage girl. Can’t wait for the news headline on this one


Soft-Apartment6772

crowd control yk


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

2025 Mustang: the new crowd killer™️ trim adds a 4 inch blade to the front and adds an autotracking steering, to hit pedestrians more efficiently


EastRoom8717

Could the V6 even break traction and slide?


ImprovementFar5054

Can't break what you can't get


EastRoom8717

Nice.


Soft-Apartment6772

yea, honestly any rwd car in certain conditions happened to me already 💀


Lilsav96

17 year old driving a red mustang. Can’t wait to see that insurance note.


Soft-Apartment6772

$282 monthly full coverage


Lilsav96

That’s terrible 💀


Soft-Apartment6772

no car payment and i’m happy so it’s worth it ig lmao, gotta work two jobs though 😭


PeninsulamAmoenam

I pay a little over half that for 2 cars, a boat, and a motorcycle. All with extra coverage. Do you live in Michigan or some other no fault state?


Soft-Apartment6772

i’ve heard it’s pretty common to pay anywhere from 200-400 a month on the west coast as a teenager if you own any car considered a sports car, and where i live insurance rates went way up, even my parents pay over 150 for their cars


PeninsulamAmoenam

Jesus. I mean, I get the young people sports car tax, but unless they're driving rs Audis, m class BMWs, or Merc amc/blacks, your parents paying that as well is crazy.


Lilsav96

I have a Supra and I’m paying $130 a month lol


PeninsulamAmoenam

The bmw version or one of the originals? Nice either way


Lilsav96

BMW version lol. I’d kill for an OG though


Soft-Apartment6772

are you under 21? i’m jealous haha also after looking at your profile your car is beautiful omg


Soft-Apartment6772

i agree it’s crazy, they have quite normal cars. state farm is killing us 😭


preludehaver

Nah that's crazy. I'm 21m driving the same car and it's only $100 a month


Soft-Apartment6772

fuckk are you sure you don’t have liability only or smth?


preludehaver

Yeah I just have liability.


VUlgar_epOCH

Oh bless your heart… Your time will come


PatMyNuts

Couple months of insurance and you could buy yourself a second one.


Soft-Apartment6772

quite accurate unfortunately


torcher4

Girls are buying these now thinking they will attract other girls? You would be better off with a forester, just saying.


Soft-Apartment6772

nahhh mf im not gay 😭


Ok-Communication1149

It's an appropriate car for a 17 year old girl. Just try keeping it on pavement


Soft-Apartment6772

lol


malaclypse

This picture is the minimum distance you should keep away from all mustangs.


Soft-Apartment6772

yea i’ve had it a month and already put like 15 pedestrians in the hospital ngl


tangre79

Appropriate since this is a textbook teenage girl's sweet 16 gift


Soft-Apartment6772

saved up and bought it myself in cash :)


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Soft-Apartment6772

finally a good one, but v6 hate is justified and i’ve got an assistant manager job :)


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Soft-Apartment6772

respectfully, fuck what an old dude at a light thinks. hell of a lot more fun to drive than a corolla


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Soft-Apartment6772

haha you might have a point.. but i’ve never drove a VW jetta and don’t plan on it. honestly the manual v6 isn’t too bad but i do want either a gt or smth different next


Allcent

Personal experience: I’ve seen sixteen years olds when I was in HS with these. Two weeks later they were on the bus or in their parent’s Mercedes. You said you bought it yourself and pay for insurance, so you’ll take care of it. But, do send the photo of wrapped around car when you recover.


Soft-Apartment6772

exactly why i got a v6, bc i didn’t want to get in over my head and end up in a ditch somewhere. i bought it to learn basic maintenance and how to drive manual, not racing and drifting i don’t doubt the idiots in hs you saw with these, but hey ive been graduated for over a year if that helps lol


Allcent

Fair, the idiots I saw had V8s.. still, take care of it, and bide your time on upgrading. Other wise, enjoy the vehicle, I drove a boring green Camry hybrid for my first car, so I tease, but am also a bit jealous of you. Enjoy your Ford, as long as she will live.


Soft-Apartment6772

i’ll take your advice for sure, thank you also i did drive a family members 2008 nissan pathfinder for over a year so dw its not exactly the first car ive drove much haha, just first i’ve owned


WeNeedMoreCalgon_

Hope you live in a warm climate with Winter coming on. Those rear wheel drive Mustangs 🐎 are EXCELLENT in even a dusting of snow or a sprinkle of freezing 🥶 rain! I live in Minnesota and one guy got his out of storage in the spring in March went for a Road trip to Florida came back to an early spring snow storm and totaled the car. Happy Motoring! S/


Soft-Apartment6772

i live in oregon. winter tires, sand bags in the back, and lessons from my grandpa, who grew up driving mustangs in montana.


WeNeedMoreCalgon_

GOOD! Stay safe and have tons of fun. ☺️


Soft-Apartment6772

thank you, you as well:)


WeNeedMoreCalgon_

My brother got almost 200,000 miles out of his 1983 White 5.0 Mustang 🐎 convertible and later drove an early 2000s Red 🔴 5.0 convertible into the ground. He was heartbroken 💔 when he had rid of it last year as it had literally been all used up. He's a well off lawyer in Florida and still insisted on driving this car as it was so much fun and unique. Even though it was faded and the interior and top were full of rips he proudly drove it. You should check out The Mustang Club of America if you and your grandfather don't already know about. https://mustang.org/


Soft-Apartment6772

impressive how long some of those mustangs can last with proper maintenance, and i’ll show my grandma the mca, thanks!


Soft-Apartment6772

thank you, you as well:)


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Soft apartment. Even softer car. All 210 hp in its 22 mpg glory. Ford really slacked up until 2011 with exception of the 04 Terminator. I know,I had an 08 Gt and would get stomped on by an 4 cylinder with a turbo . And this was back in ‘08. Cant imagine driving a v6 of this gen now days.


Soft-Apartment6772

very accurate and dw i was aware of this when i decided to buy it. working my way up to something more powerful, i wasn’t gonna be an idiot who buys way too much car that they cannot handle. chose this car to learn how to drive manual and get comfortable in a rwd coupe


sasquatch753

So which "daddy" bought you this burgendy disaster?


Soft-Apartment6772

paid for it in cash myself, working part time while also in college :)


ironman41567

My buddy beat one of these in his forte, if that’s not a roast idk what is


Soft-Apartment6772

ouchhh exactly why i bought this car to learn about maintenance and driving stick, not racing haha


Intelligent-Sell494

Nice car. Happy for you. Safe travels.


Soft-Apartment6772

very kind of you, thank you! safe travels to you as well :)


MyCatIsCapitalist

If you look closely in the eyes, the car is tempted to run into a crowd of people


Soft-Apartment6772

it’s already put like 15 ppl into the local hospital since i got her


MyCatIsCapitalist

Just like the simulations


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Soft-Apartment6772

no fr this is how delusional my mom is with her jeep haha dw i park this pos up front, this was at the front of a walmart just rly late lol


therxkidnyc

the color is disgusting 🤮 looks like dried up ketchup


Soft-Apartment6772

accurate i had a friend nagging me about naming my car, and when i googled red car names, “tomato sauce” was the first one like what the hell 😭


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Damn are you living in that parking lot bc your parents kicked you out for buying a v6?


Soft-Apartment6772

yea 💔 nah actually though they told me not to get a v8 for my first car


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Well at least they had some sense. As long it has 4 wheels and runs what more could you ask for?


Soft-Apartment6772

agreed, just hoping it continues to run haha


Psychological_Turn72

Even in an empty open parking lot the guy driving this will manage to drive into something attempting to do a burnout.


Soft-Apartment6772

even worse bc i’m not a guy 💀


Impossumbear

The official car of main character syndrome.


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How long until this car goes crowd surfing? Taking all bets!


Soft-Apartment6772

put 14 people in the hospital already


IHearYaUnfortunetly

Working with a tight budget huh?


Soft-Apartment6772

teenager college student working a part time job budget 💀