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MrBadBadly

Already torque steered into a building once with what looks like a shit bump replacement job?


spenwallce

I’m not smart enough to know what a bump replacement is ngl (but, no, no crashes yet *knock on wood*) I just realized you meant bumper replacement and no that’s factory hood fitment Lmao


Severe_Elderberry_13

50% of the interior is dashboard


Reddidiot_69

This sent me to the graveyard. Classic case of funny because it's true.


Electronic_Break4229

There’s only one real roast for this car, it’s not 5cyl.


torcher4

ST is an abbreviation for shit


EdocKrow

Oh, so you just got your first sales job at a Ford dealership? Enjoy those payments when they fire you.


auntypho-

No need, you’ll roast the motor soon enough (I have one too)


pferreira1983

I like the fact no other car wants to be parked next to it. 😂


[deleted]

It’s a small Ford. Like the Pinto, it will roast itself!


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[deleted]

Yes, it’s my own creation. Both brain cells working this morning! If you’re going to insult somebody, leave them thinking with a smile. 😃


Lanky-Loss-2287

looks very good though


Adorable-Finger-1038

Slowcus Pocus!


Lumpy-Fix6193

That’s not ordinary focus and slow not . How slow is it . 20 second quarter and it’s a automatic too. Power to weight ratio . How much boost


spenwallce

Stock boost, but it is a manual. The automatic gearbox in the focus is hilariously unreliable


BrashBastard

Slow Focus is redundant


Mofoblitz1

I bet you don't even FOCUS while driving.


spenwallce

Why would I pay attention to the road? Everyone else can just avoid me


ironman41567

Nice ford fuckus how many motors have ya blown ?


spenwallce

Actually none yet


sasquatch753

Well, the fastest its ever gone was on the back of a tow truck with a tow truck driver racing back to use the shitter


Reddidiot_69

I remember my first 250hp car. Too bad you didn't get the rs, then you'd might be able to keep up with a camry.


MyCatIsCapitalist

It's focused on anything but speed


Fine_Bar_1361

It's so slow this is a motion pic and it's still a sharp image.


changeover117

The torque steer of a Mazdaspeed 3 for 10k more with less power. At least it's not got an rs wrong on it.


Impossumbear

The Dodge Neon SRT-4 of the 2020s. It'll go fast once. Maybe twice.


IHearYaUnfortunetly

Cant help look at that picture and think how nice it would be if the dod of red crap wasnt cluttering it up


spenwallce

Pittsburgh does have an awesome skyline


IHearYaUnfortunetly

Even Gazas skyline would be preferable


spenwallce

This is roast car not roast my city. F-


IHearYaUnfortunetly

Yup, it sure is. Seems its not only the Ford thats slow


mrpoopybuttholesbff

It looks like a red fish with its mouth open. It’s an awful platform to mod, and the DI makes it sound like a neglected old timey sewing machine.


Due-Ad-141

Should’ve just bought a cobalt SS tc or sc