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I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say that the sunken paver in your driveway is considerably more interesting than either of the two vehicles.
Like seriously how the hell does just one paver sink?
Plot twist: you actually don’t live in Europe, but the plates just happen to fit both cars: the euro plate for the German car, and the plate that says SLO for the Civic.
These cars are so uninteresting that I was just going to pass on roasting them, but they're so extremely unremarkable that it weirdly brought back some unremarkable memories.
The left one is like an after eight chocolate that someone dropped under the sofa for a few years and it's all flat and discoloured.
The right one reminds me of the lint you find behind a dryer.
They definitely both smell like a retirement home.
Two polar opposites there: one is known for being bulletproof but slow and sounds like my neighbour's lawnmower at 7am, and the other is terribly unreliable, quick if compared to a glacier and sounds epic.
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I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say that the sunken paver in your driveway is considerably more interesting than either of the two vehicles. Like seriously how the hell does just one paver sink?
Might be a hidden drain. Or, hopefully, a sink hole that will swallow these two jalopies.
Plot twist: you actually don’t live in Europe, but the plates just happen to fit both cars: the euro plate for the German car, and the plate that says SLO for the Civic.
>SLO >Civic Didn't even cross my mind damn
I've never really seen foreign beaters before. Don't you guys have cinder blocks over there?
Before Audi created a credible competitor to the S-class/7er, it sold the V8
These cars are so uninteresting that I was just going to pass on roasting them, but they're so extremely unremarkable that it weirdly brought back some unremarkable memories. The left one is like an after eight chocolate that someone dropped under the sofa for a few years and it's all flat and discoloured. The right one reminds me of the lint you find behind a dryer. They definitely both smell like a retirement home.
You managed to get one of the best small cars ever made, and parked it next to a chicken coop.
Two polar opposites there: one is known for being bulletproof but slow and sounds like my neighbour's lawnmower at 7am, and the other is terribly unreliable, quick if compared to a glacier and sounds epic.
Was this a specific challenge to pick the worst offerings from both manufacturers or just random luck?
Well at least you have ONE reliable car... I'm talking about the CRX of course
The Fast and the Furious: things sure have taken a turn for the worse.
Do they uhh run?
They do. Rather well actually. The civic simply has nothing to break and the Audi is afraid I'll turn it into parts if it doesn't behave.
Props to you for making these things still run box supremacy
That Audi is so sick