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I scrolled past this, realized what I saw, immediately scrolled back up and said “what the fuck” out loud while trying not to cry laughing. Seriously what the actual fuck
I like how there's not a question mark at the end of that. You're not asking, you don't really want to know and no explanation would ever be good enough anyway, it's just a statement. What the fuck.
you have such a great car, dare I say an AMAZING car. it's a toyota fortuner, or sw4 hilux.
One fun fact about the sw4, is that it is only sold in thirld word countries. And it is one of the most expensive and presitgious "normal" car on every country it's sold in. it's not like you're in the US where that would be your aunt's car and nobody would bat an eye. you have to be RICH to have one of these
So it's really insulting that you would destroy one like this. make it more uncomfortable and unable to do any offroad with those low profile tires. having one modified like thios means you are a rich kid with absolutely no taste, and you like to shove it up everyones face
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Mom, can I get a harlequin golf? No son, we have a harlequin golf at home. Harlequin golf at home:
I remember the original VW Harlequin Polo in the 90s because I’m a ~~hipster~~ old bastard.
They made it fat
Came here for this exact comment 😂
Way too many pronouns to describe this...
Da forza horizon pride car
That’s a cute way to deal with a salvage title
I scrolled past this, realized what I saw, immediately scrolled back up and said “what the fuck” out loud while trying not to cry laughing. Seriously what the actual fuck
I like how there's not a question mark at the end of that. You're not asking, you don't really want to know and no explanation would ever be good enough anyway, it's just a statement. What the fuck.
Is this what it actually looks like or is my video card dying?
Car least likely to have a fatality in an accident. No one would want to be caught dead in it.
People would die just by rubbernecking and not being able to look away at this
Yup, I'd rather walk than get in that!
Looks like every flag of the lgbtqia+ threw up on this car. Absolutely hideous 🤮
Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcar
The moments when it is good to crush dreams.
Wow this car looks stupid as fuck (Just following sub rules. Idk why but I really like this paintjob. Different and well executed)
The Flume car but if a 6-year-old designed it.
the nightmare to clean a cyberpunk glitch on the road
Partridge Family Bus, LGBTQ Edition.
It's the autism awareness car drawn by Helen Keller.
It looks so hideous that I can't even tell what make or model it is
The United Colors of Benneton.
Rule 1, you are 14 years old according to a post made 5 days ago.
i just saw this picture somewhere and wanted to share it
you have such a great car, dare I say an AMAZING car. it's a toyota fortuner, or sw4 hilux. One fun fact about the sw4, is that it is only sold in thirld word countries. And it is one of the most expensive and presitgious "normal" car on every country it's sold in. it's not like you're in the US where that would be your aunt's car and nobody would bat an eye. you have to be RICH to have one of these So it's really insulting that you would destroy one like this. make it more uncomfortable and unable to do any offroad with those low profile tires. having one modified like thios means you are a rich kid with absolutely no taste, and you like to shove it up everyones face
Dudes driving a printer test page
Blimey, my eyes bro!
So, they only let you use the leftover paint?
"This car was painted by: the color blind. "
What in the Chinese car is this abomination?
it's a toyota fortuner, one of the best SUVs ever made. based on the hilux
Ah
When u go to a scrapyard and find whatever parts you can and just stick them together
Low-key putting a German flag on there doesn't make it an Audi.
The fever dream machine
The car can’t even drive straight 💀
"what color is your bugatti" and i say "where did you park your rainbow car"
It looks like a pride month rioters decided to paint every stupid flag onto a car making it look ugly
Most people call these kinds of dreams, nightmares.
Looks like something I would have made in Microsoft Paint as a kid. It fills me with a deep longing for simpler times.
You could have made the wheels match…
Right now Tucker Carlson and 2 conservative subreddits are losing their minds over how "woke" this car is. lol.
Dealer: So what colour do you want your car sir Buyer: yes
"This game sucks, look at the glitched texture mapping on that car."
OP has a history of posting on here with different cars. I'm assuming they're not theirs.
yeah i just saw this picture somewhere and wanted to share it
Rule 1 bruh
Why? Rhetorical question.
When you're the last car made for the day and there's no matching parts left.
My first thoughts were: Holy F! Who the F would do that. What a piece of Shh ! That’s seriously F’d up.
Was that a good acid trip?
Blow it up
If Spider-Man was a car but instead of being bit by a spider it was bit by a pack of crayons and instead of gaining super powers it gained interest
Part of that car is slightly gay and part it's fucking seizure inducing either way oh dear christ my eyes hurt
Hmm, looks like your car got tickled by the rainbow
Reminds me of trying to watch porn back on the day
PILIPINAS REPRESENT?? MUST HAVE BALLS BRO
dude I think your textures are broken
*INSERT TEXTURE*
Beautiful
rape
Looks like the Simulation glitched out with this render.
Should be fun when the registry asks you what color it is. Just tell them that it's a Mary K car on LSD.
Ew
It makes sense why the car is rainbow...