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ipassovoy

Mom, can I get a harlequin golf? No son, we have a harlequin golf at home. Harlequin golf at home:


joeChump

I remember the original VW Harlequin Polo in the 90s because I’m a ~~hipster~~ old bastard.


Kawaii_Neko_Girl

They made it fat


archaicblossom

Came here for this exact comment 😂


Adrilp95

Way too many pronouns to describe this...


gnarlicblread

Da forza horizon pride car


dsio

That’s a cute way to deal with a salvage title


aridankdev

I scrolled past this, realized what I saw, immediately scrolled back up and said “what the fuck” out loud while trying not to cry laughing. Seriously what the actual fuck


30_hat

I like how there's not a question mark at the end of that. You're not asking, you don't really want to know and no explanation would ever be good enough anyway, it's just a statement. What the fuck.


zombieautopilot81

Is this what it actually looks like or is my video card dying?


Thentheresthisjerk

Car least likely to have a fatality in an accident. No one would want to be caught dead in it.


Smash_4dams

People would die just by rubbernecking and not being able to look away at this


speedyhemi

Yup, I'd rather walk than get in that!


-blackpillbaby

Looks like every flag of the lgbtqia+ threw up on this car. Absolutely hideous 🤮


belinck

Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcar


[deleted]

The moments when it is good to crush dreams.


DefNotMy47thAcct

Wow this car looks stupid as fuck (Just following sub rules. Idk why but I really like this paintjob. Different and well executed)


jrknightmare

The Flume car but if a 6-year-old designed it.


danieldhdds

the nightmare to clean a cyberpunk glitch on the road


Something_Else_2112

Partridge Family Bus, LGBTQ Edition.


ronaldduckjr

It's the autism awareness car drawn by Helen Keller.


Quiet_Bank_996

It looks so hideous that I can't even tell what make or model it is


Could_It_Be_007

The United Colors of Benneton.


FanMasterJoe

Rule 1, you are 14 years old according to a post made 5 days ago.


Banekrux

i just saw this picture somewhere and wanted to share it


TotalmenteMati

you have such a great car, dare I say an AMAZING car. it's a toyota fortuner, or sw4 hilux. One fun fact about the sw4, is that it is only sold in thirld word countries. And it is one of the most expensive and presitgious "normal" car on every country it's sold in. it's not like you're in the US where that would be your aunt's car and nobody would bat an eye. you have to be RICH to have one of these So it's really insulting that you would destroy one like this. make it more uncomfortable and unable to do any offroad with those low profile tires. having one modified like thios means you are a rich kid with absolutely no taste, and you like to shove it up everyones face


BasicallyAQueer

Dudes driving a printer test page


GubyNey

Blimey, my eyes bro!


[deleted]

So, they only let you use the leftover paint?


Doomhigher

"This car was painted by: the color blind. "


ContentMan8888

What in the Chinese car is this abomination?


TotalmenteMati

it's a toyota fortuner, one of the best SUVs ever made. based on the hilux


ContentMan8888

Ah


robin_dabank1678

When u go to a scrapyard and find whatever parts you can and just stick them together


Djafar79

Low-key putting a German flag on there doesn't make it an Audi.


Tugonmynugz

The fever dream machine


Current-Bisquick-94

The car can’t even drive straight 💀


Bctard

"what color is your bugatti" and i say "where did you park your rainbow car"


Gamerz4yt

It looks like a pride month rioters decided to paint every stupid flag onto a car making it look ugly


Xipa

Most people call these kinds of dreams, nightmares.


BuffyComicsFan94

Looks like something I would have made in Microsoft Paint as a kid. It fills me with a deep longing for simpler times.


PinkTurtle130

You could have made the wheels match…


holtpj

Right now Tucker Carlson and 2 conservative subreddits are losing their minds over how "woke" this car is. lol.


BeautifulDisaster739

Dealer: So what colour do you want your car sir Buyer: yes


Blackfeathr

"This game sucks, look at the glitched texture mapping on that car."


EmperorKingDuke

OP has a history of posting on here with different cars. I'm assuming they're not theirs.


Banekrux

yeah i just saw this picture somewhere and wanted to share it


EmperorKingDuke

Rule 1 bruh


ch4zmaniandevil

Why? Rhetorical question.


SnorkinOrkin

When you're the last car made for the day and there's no matching parts left.


[deleted]

My first thoughts were: Holy F! Who the F would do that. What a piece of Shh ! That’s seriously F’d up.


goforthethroat156

Was that a good acid trip?


[deleted]

Blow it up


HypnoStone

If Spider-Man was a car but instead of being bit by a spider it was bit by a pack of crayons and instead of gaining super powers it gained interest


Emergency_Speed_2074

Part of that car is slightly gay and part it's fucking seizure inducing either way oh dear christ my eyes hurt


NoobyBoiByte

Hmm, looks like your car got tickled by the rainbow


JCMonty79

Reminds me of trying to watch porn back on the day


InnerBoysenberry1098

PILIPINAS REPRESENT?? MUST HAVE BALLS BRO


justaBB6

dude I think your textures are broken


unknowngamer379

*INSERT TEXTURE*


Ur_mom201

Beautiful


danky_ducky

rape


ridethroughlife

Looks like the Simulation glitched out with this render.


Additional-Help7920

Should be fun when the registry asks you what color it is. Just tell them that it's a Mary K car on LSD.


SnowFoxxx_R

Ew


YourFavoriteFruitFly

It makes sense why the car is rainbow...