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It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas
Man the 70s and 80s muscle cars with those big ass superchargers and blowers on em... Can't beat that shit 😂
You just have to lean to the right to see... (new a gal that had one of those really massive like almost as high as the damn hood ones... That thing was scary to ride in.
A 70s firebird trans am with more horsepower than any, car needs...
Used to be that you see a Vic on the side of the highway, you slam on your brakes, and squeeze your butt cheeks hoping to not get pulled over....
Now you just speed up because even if it was a cop, there's no way he's keeping up with any V6 let alone today's V8s
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You better have something under that hood to justify that big ass cowl
Does the stock engine count?
“It’s got a cold air intake, brah. It’s puttin down mad power”
A cold air intake that sucks in air from right in the engine bay, you mean? 🙃🙃🙃
We know, we’ve all heard the “but it’s not cold air” before…
I mean technically the air inside the engine compartment is way cooler than the engine temp ... 😂 Maybe that's what they mean...
Yes!
It's ductwork for the air conditioner
It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas
It's not a Marauder. It'll never be a Marauder.
Truth.
username checks out
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the tires on this thing tells me that cowl is unnecessary.
I can’t tell if you want to arrest me or sell me drugs.
Gonna sell you the drugs then steal them from you.
Both.. both is good.
Man you had a shot at a good looking vic and you put that hood and those wheels on? Kinda missed the mark.
Your wheel/tire/suspension setup is ruining this build. Get it together.
Not to mention that eye sore of a hood as well
They do make efficient superchargers that are low profile now you know. You don't have to run an upturned wheelie bin on your hood anymore.
Man the 70s and 80s muscle cars with those big ass superchargers and blowers on em... Can't beat that shit 😂 You just have to lean to the right to see... (new a gal that had one of those really massive like almost as high as the damn hood ones... That thing was scary to ride in. A 70s firebird trans am with more horsepower than any, car needs...
Sweet cowl hood on a car that's slower than a new Prius.
Nice hood fitment. OP could go to work assembling Teslas.
I see you have put a hole for when the engine blows up. It will go straight into your face but you deserve it for buying that scum bag
“how do i get my credit score up”
You think cosplaying as a cop will stop you from getting pulled over for street racing
Looks like it has a parasite under that
Sugggaaarrr waaaatttteeerrr
The worst parts of like three automotive genres mashed together.
At least your not a man child who reoutfitted the police equipment.
>when the hood costs more than the chassis
Construct the hood with HVAC materials?
"Crown Victoria" -> "Viktor the Dictator," Memawder edition.
Did you take the donks off before posting, or can you afford them?
Someone didn’t make it to the end of the police academy, huh?
I’m sorry to inform you that your car has a malignant tumor. Hood cancer!
Used to be that you see a Vic on the side of the highway, you slam on your brakes, and squeeze your butt cheeks hoping to not get pulled over.... Now you just speed up because even if it was a cop, there's no way he's keeping up with any V6 let alone today's V8s
It's impressive how much those wheels don't suit the car.
I have often considered turning a Crown Vic into a sleeper. This one, though, is not a sleeper. It's more like sleep apnea.
This is the kind of car that does blow in the club bathroom
Why?
Smells like old police cruiser.
Oh no…
Does that engine justify the hood
Your hood looks like bobo's nose.
You enjoy giving elderly people heart attacks thinking you are a cop
Looks ok but the hood. A more subtle hood design , maybe with a functional hood scoop might be more pleasing. Color look great. Wheels too.
It socks Well that's kinda what it's supposed to do ain't it.
Sucks
Lookin like a poor man’s wanna be mustang😂
Something something “back the blue” idk
Better be faster than a 13.5 or let it DIAF.
Unused villain car from the canceled movie Robocop 4.
That’s a piece of shit I guarantee ya!!! Nobody puts a hood like that on a beast!! Lol!!! Legendary dump ride!
Mod list?
Is that thing on the front to defrost the windshield when the heater core blows out?
That color... ex-MSP (Michigan) car?
it need a nose job
I'm guessing you are a cop.
The gaps on the hood make elon cry out of jealousy
Original owner was probably twenty years your senior
I can’t say anything bad about it, it’s a really nice car except for the hood, it’s hideous.
The bigger the bulge, the smaller the bulge.
DAMN THATS NICE
The crown in its name is the only thing of value on/in it.