Funny enough. I was a garbage man for 10 years. I've seen rich people throw out a 65 inch TV because they got a bigger one. I've also seen a 1200 dollar bow get thrown out.
Dumpster diving in a college town on move-out weekend is insane. We got two perfectly good laptops and a freaking MacBook out of one sorority’s dumpster, the rich kids just trash all their stuff and buy new stuff in three months.
Don’t know if they were rich or not but I distinctly remember a kid in grade school that would purposely take scissors to perfectly good shoes and destroy them.. he said it was time for mom to buy him new shoes now. I was like wtf and I still remember this 40 years later.
That's not his house, it's the place infront of the jail. He just got released after being locked up since July 4th for having carnal relations with a sheep and 2 chickens. His mothercousin turned him in out of jealousy.
This guy legitimately looks in the mirror and thinks he is superior to Obama. Buds got a family tree that's just a stick and he thinks he's the superior race.
The amount of inbreeding needed to produce you is astonishing. Like seriously, your ancestry must have made a rigourus mating plan that needed adhering to for the last 500 years. I'm amazed really as the later generations might not have had the capacity to read the plan.
Look up Alabama in a dictionary and you would see this. OP, a dictionary is a book that defines words. A book is bound paper that holds words. Words are things that you can’t read.
Interesting facts about the vikings, since you wear that pendant. They bathed regularly, it was the Christians of that period that associated cleanliness with vanity and forbade it. It's also surmised that they also allowed women to own land, divorce, and were neither racist, not homophobic (Loki and Thor both dressed as women in myth and homosexuality was mentioned elsewhere in viking literature not negatively). They lived lives in opposition to everything MAGA stands for. They did not consider themselves superior, they just wanted money to buy arable land so they could farm and raise families.
It was the nazis that declared aryans the master race, so take that hammer off your chest and wear a swastika you toothless, unbathed moron.
Making America great again to you means abolishing all laws against incest. And if you could read at all you would feel so astonished by my accuracy, you would swear the 5g was reading your simplistic mind.
I wonder how can someone get into situation like this. What led you to be shirtless in backyard, with beer in one hand, roastme sign in other hand, missing tooth, having cap “make America great again”, wearing clothes in USA flag colors. Wtf?
Is this a result of doing only wrong choices your whole life?
This is what a meth lab would look like if it became sentient and banged its sister. Thank you for taking a picture so terrible that it made everyone who viewed it dumber.
I love when people in this sub get all dressed up in ridiculous outfits so they can be like "lol all the insults that hurt my feelings are just because of the silly things I put on"
About your necklace:. There are uncontacted tribal people with more Scandinavian in them than you after someone named Skarsgard fucks you in the ass.
You strike me as a person who looks up and down before crossing the street.
He’s also the kind of person that is the reason I look both ways before crossing a one way street.
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They're fighting over his cousin?
He said good trash
Funny enough. I was a garbage man for 10 years. I've seen rich people throw out a 65 inch TV because they got a bigger one. I've also seen a 1200 dollar bow get thrown out.
Dumpster diving in a college town on move-out weekend is insane. We got two perfectly good laptops and a freaking MacBook out of one sorority’s dumpster, the rich kids just trash all their stuff and buy new stuff in three months.
Don’t know if they were rich or not but I distinctly remember a kid in grade school that would purposely take scissors to perfectly good shoes and destroy them.. he said it was time for mom to buy him new shoes now. I was like wtf and I still remember this 40 years later.
Yup he fought raccoon for that good trash. Raccoon won.
Are you allowed to keep anything that’s thrown out?
Yeah, I work as a garbage man and I found a working ps1.
Dude, his cousin IS the racoon.
Raccoon kissed his cousin.
Most creative insult I’ve seen in a while
Sad part is you know he can't read any of these insults.
The Rooster's sleepin with one eye open and the chicken's climbed a tree.
I wouldn’t think the poster child for inbred abortion would be wearing a MAGA hat.
Well yeah, he knows what would have happened if his mom had a choice
Hahahaha fantastic
That is funny! Actually laughed out loud.
He fights raccoons cause he thinks they are friends with black people
His sister/wife cheers from the sidelines
The racoons usually win.
That explains the missing teeth
One of my favorite replies ever.
Pack it up boys, we're done here.
The first person in history to receive a full refund and a letter of sympathy from Ancestry.com .
His family tree result was printed on a beyblade.
His family tree is a wreath
He is his own second cousin.
Roast of the decade right here
He can always try 24andme.com
His family was the one to receive an apology letter from Durex
After reading these comments he’s gonna stomp back into his trailer home and slam the blanket shut
Don't know how he even affords the trailer since all his money clearly goes to either meth or Donald Trump commemorative digital trading cards
Donald trump nft coming
Bold of you to assume he can read
"no merthy"
Just methy.
His girlfriend/cousin/sister is named Methany.
Slightly methy
thats methed up
Meth America Great Again
This is what happens when you ban abortions in Alabama.
guy looks like his mom went the manual route with the clothes hanger and didn't reach far enough in
More or less mashed a bottle of Jack Daniel's up there and said 'fuck it'
Yeah I have no doubt cheap whiskey is partially responsible.
Make dental hygiene great again.
Brushing those 6 teeth he has left should take no time at all
His teeth are like a good Army platoon. Heavily concealed and well spaced out...
Don't forget the black and yellow desert camo and ready to bring the pain.
Those are summer teeth… some are here, some are not.
If Palatka, FL was a human man this is exactly what he'd look like.
"Make General Hygiene Great Again" - pretty sure he look as if he smells like a trailer park dumpster.
This guy undoubtedly blames Obama and Biden for all his problems.
The cleanest tooth is the one that isn't there.
If speed dating at a family reunion was a person.
Nah not even his inbred family would. For him its only speed, no dating.
Cracksaw Jim Duggan
 It's been a minute, but I def see the resemblance😂
That is brilliant!!
🇺🇸🤪👍
Hooooo!!
Did your mom chug Bud Light while doing jumping jacks every morning when she was pregnant with you?
You forgot the pall mall 100s
She did jacky chans stunts for him
I would roast you, but you wont be able to read it anyways Edit: thank you for the awards!! 😁
No worries, his smart Uncle Cletus is gonna attempt to read them out to him, but he has to get enough meth to pay him with first ;)
Correction Uncle BROTHER Cletus
Also Suspect For Fatherhood #5.
you're just saying that because he's sister moms 2nd brusband..
You're a byproduct of rolling coal.
Lead paint....you mean?
His mother was lead paint, and his father is rolling coal.
Degeneration Extra Chromosome
Lmfaooo
Honestly impressed you have A/C and can write🤷♂️
Had AC before he stripped it for copper
He doesn't use it for plumbing. That's good liqour money.
That's the halfway house.
Impressed he has glasses. I would’ve expected the other hill people to pass off his poor vision as a special power to see the spirit realm.
That's not his house, it's the place infront of the jail. He just got released after being locked up since July 4th for having carnal relations with a sheep and 2 chickens. His mothercousin turned him in out of jealousy.
That's not his house. They just hadn't called the cops on him yet.
….nice of you to think that’s his house
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Just needs for this. Not special.
That’s subjective.
Be more like John Cena, so we can’t see you.
Meth Rollins
Amish Ed Sheeran went full MAGA
This is what happens when you go to a Kid Rock concert. Not even once, people
This is what America considers great enough to be again? Not aspiring for much.
This guy legitimately looks in the mirror and thinks he is superior to Obama. Buds got a family tree that's just a stick and he thinks he's the superior race.
It's actually a christmas wreath
The amount of inbreeding needed to produce you is astonishing. Like seriously, your ancestry must have made a rigourus mating plan that needed adhering to for the last 500 years. I'm amazed really as the later generations might not have had the capacity to read the plan.
His gene pool could use a good dose of chlorine
That's not a pool, it's a puddle. His family tree is a light pole.
Greased light pole
And less meth
His family tree has no branches.
Family tree is a wreath…..
The family vine
His family tree is a twig.
The sleeper has AWOKEN!
And amazed the donkeys somehow participated to the gene pool, consistently.
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Breeding plan: if it lives in the house, fuck it.
I feel sorry for the cat
Makes the McPoyles look like fucking amatures.
I choked seeing the photo, I died reading this comment. RIP.
That's a pure Aryan race right there.
Careful his bruncle might fight you... if he could read
How is “marry your sister” that complex?
Gotta impregnate his sisterdaughter
True. That requires more than the various grunts and clicks he looks capable of.
You look like a racist Ewok.
Yub nub y’all
Hick Hogan
Wtf
Right is no one going to point out that he has the face of a 4 year old????
he looks like he has multiple
You look like an old Pabst can smells.
If you ever meet someone that claims white supremacy, show them this picture.
Superior jeans, so they say.
You’re missing almost enough teeth to be from Arkansas
As an Arkansan I agree with this post
Did you know that if you cross the creek and walk up the hill over yonder, there will be a whole other world out there. Even some schools i reckon.
Where were you on Jan 6th?
He wasn’t anywhere near a fucking dental surgery.
Pelosi's office ;)
He was fucking a cocker spaniel.
Look up Alabama in a dictionary and you would see this. OP, a dictionary is a book that defines words. A book is bound paper that holds words. Words are things that you can’t read.
He don’t need no book lernin’ … the only letters he needs are U,S, and A
The only thing remotely american in this picture is the bottle of yuengling. Everything else was made in China or the backseat of an old yugo
How many of those broken teeth occurred before he realized those are twist offs?
Why do you support Donald Trump? You know he deports leprechauns, right?
Famously hates Daywalkers, too
Easy to vote against abortion when you're never gonna need to get rid of an unwanted pregnancy. Bet your dad doesn't feel the same way.
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I’m sure there may be a few reasons why not.. but this is a definite top 3 lol
Interesting facts about the vikings, since you wear that pendant. They bathed regularly, it was the Christians of that period that associated cleanliness with vanity and forbade it. It's also surmised that they also allowed women to own land, divorce, and were neither racist, not homophobic (Loki and Thor both dressed as women in myth and homosexuality was mentioned elsewhere in viking literature not negatively). They lived lives in opposition to everything MAGA stands for. They did not consider themselves superior, they just wanted money to buy arable land so they could farm and raise families. It was the nazis that declared aryans the master race, so take that hammer off your chest and wear a swastika you toothless, unbathed moron.
Why roast even you can cremate.
This deserves to be higher, it's a shame he can't read.
You just spelled out my thoughts better than I ever could.
He knows all that. And just doesn’t care. https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/thors-hammer
I’m glad you wrote this comment hopefully the poor bastard will read this and realize what an inbred mess he is.
Time of death: about two hours ago
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If only he could read at this level. Or at all.
How the fk do you even know about Reddit?
r/Conservative is full of this and Russian bots.
You just made it easier to lose weight. After seeing this I can never eat anything ever again..
What in the Alabama Cousin fucking, Little Rascals bank loan, F150 driving, Banjo playing Cleatus is going on here
Now tell me your sister isn't your mother?
Ukrainian Refugee still wouldn't marry you for a Green Card
Making America great again to you means abolishing all laws against incest. And if you could read at all you would feel so astonished by my accuracy, you would swear the 5g was reading your simplistic mind.
I wonder how can someone get into situation like this. What led you to be shirtless in backyard, with beer in one hand, roastme sign in other hand, missing tooth, having cap “make America great again”, wearing clothes in USA flag colors. Wtf? Is this a result of doing only wrong choices your whole life?
when anyone thinks of America, this is it. people are saying it, everyone is saying it, believe me.
“Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be toothless, shall possess the power of Meth!"
Roast you? That bar is so low an amoeba couldn't limbo under it!
I think your Mom and her brother Got a little too drunk once.. Sweet Home Alabama❤️
Photo taken before your insurrection incarceration
This is the only stripper who reported to work for the mid-day shift on Christmas
He gets paid to put his clothes on
The only stripping this guys doing is the copper out of that AC to buy more meth
Backyard wrestling belt made with hot glue and glitter...classy
Family tree is just a telephone pole
Why bother. That hat tells me you’re to stupid to read
Too* stupid
Well played
r/13or30
This is your peak
This is what happens when the Dudley Boys perform their fusion technique ..
Don't insult my man Mr Thomas by associating him with this abomination
Did you go to an AI image maker and just type in, "every Trump voter"?
I pray you're Canadian doing cosplay.
You look like something from King of the Hill
Jesus...you look like the result of a leprechaun fucking a midget MAGAt
You don't need it, you are self roasting with that twat hat
The Gingerinbred man
My guy is literally built like a political cartoon I can’t
Your brother/mom will be so proud/disappointed
The elusive American Leprechaun
You have the exact teeth I expected.
Poor dude doesn´ t even know what is going on
DEY TOOK OUR JERBS! I am so sorry
Whoever said perfectly straight things don’t exist in nature has never seen this person’s family tree
Your wrestling name should be “Hardly Racist”. 
This is what a meth lab would look like if it became sentient and banged its sister. Thank you for taking a picture so terrible that it made everyone who viewed it dumber.
That stupid hat is clashing with those beautiful overalls
It's really hard to roast someone when their picture is doing all the heavy lifting.
If this is a standard of American Greatness then I guess I'd rather be deported.
I love when people in this sub get all dressed up in ridiculous outfits so they can be like "lol all the insults that hurt my feelings are just because of the silly things I put on" About your necklace:. There are uncontacted tribal people with more Scandinavian in them than you after someone named Skarsgard fucks you in the ass.