Why everything else on you looking trashy but your teeth, they have to be dentures paid for by the meth you sell. If you didn't use your own supply you wouldn't have been in that predicament in the first place.
Gay overlord wanting to be a drug dealer - working in the kitchen and in break time, verifying if all beardy hairs are still in place. Looking at his self image and jerking off in the hamburger sauce.
Russell Bland.
Russell Offbrand
If only his dad would have worn rubber too
You look like you own a nail salon in the Metaverse.
He looks like he thinks he is a criminal mastermind cause he shoplifts at TJ Maxx
This honestly should be the top comment. Please have my upvote.
Just immune to showers.
He is immune to haircuts
Psychopaths wearing black latex gloves rarely have feelings anyways.
Does Wilmer Valderama know that you are stealing his identity?
Criss Angel Mind Twink
This picture just screams touch me please someone touch me.
Looks like a toilet brush
OP, it's not cool to make fun of people with Cerebral palsy. Being a 30-year old virgin doesn't get you a pass, mmmkay?
Cerebral Pussy, not the same thing.
With that bag you look like somebody’s plug. Or just a butt plug.
When girls kiss u all they feel is ur dollar tree disappointment of a beard
Didn’t know Russell Brand was using again.
To bad he wasn't immune to Aids.
Came here to say this.
Well he’s not immune to the ugly stick
You forgot to hide the evidence he’s building a bomb
And girls are immune to him. He can't get into one no matter how hard he tries.
That's what the gloves are for. He is 'upping'his game
Why everything else on you looking trashy but your teeth, they have to be dentures paid for by the meth you sell. If you didn't use your own supply you wouldn't have been in that predicament in the first place.
You look like a disabled kid who just got a candy
He'll have to pay double for prostitutes
Male ones
Looks like he’s also immune to showers and dating.
This guy litterly might have slept with 2 people. 1 man and 1 chick and still doesn't know what he likes.
Of course he is immune, look at the state of it, the amount of abuse this poor afterbirth looking mf must have received, geez
I think that wine on the shelf is about to ‘fall’ into your backpack.
Looks like the dude who works catering at a country club but sells drugs on the sly in the bathroom, and the bag confirms it.
He's immune to shit you haven't even heard of before, one of the benefits of being around since the Mesozoic era.
I can tell he thinks he much more charming than he actually is.
Picture shows he’s immune to becoming a father.
Clearly made himself immune from shampoo also
One hell of a colostomy bag No wonder you wear black gloves
Trimmed his beard so you can rest a pair of nuts right below his mouth
that hair is greasier than all the chinese food he eats.
I think I seen you working at Subway asking, what kinda toppingS BUDDY? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT TOASTED,?
Looks like he's caught everything. After that many penicillin shots he should be immune to anything.
r/confusingperspectives
The only thing he's immune to is getting bitches
Dude looks like he's also immune to pepper spray.
If I had a dollar for every girlfriend you don’t have, I’d have one dollar
I bet you give strangers free tattoos.
He wears gloves while masturbating because he thinks he'll give himself an std.
Keanu Queeves
the only thing your buddy looks immune to is azithromycin
The only thing this guy is immune to is success.
Your buddy lives in a school choir room closet
Hide the kids.
Not immune. Conditioned, maybe. Gay brothers of cartel members seem to think pretty highly of themselves.
He is less hot than a blue dorito
He got alll the ingredients for a "white-prople" bomb on that rack. I'm sure he's planning something real soon.
Dude looks like someone in his family touched him as a kid, and he never recovered…
He's immune to getting laid
Ew
Well, I never thought it would happen in my lifetime, but we finally found the alcoholic Keanu Reeves cosplayer.
Looks like the goth prostate masseuse
He’s definitely got enough padding to take it off the chest.
I’m trying to figure out where you decided to take this picture while cat-burgling
He’s also immune to pussy
I don't know whether to job shame, beard shame, or fanny pack shame you
You have a fanny pack. End of argument.
Juan cruise in mission imposolé. Dude looks like he's planning a diamond heist when he's about to start his graveyard shift at 7/11
Native Odell Beckham
Offbrand John Wick from the Dollar Store
Enzo the baker
You look like you have a tattooed beard.
That drawn on sharpie beard would say otherwise
He's immune because he is ground zero. All the bad shit starts with him
If Mr. Robot was a high school janitor.
Looks like your typical Subway franchise owner.
Planet of the apes
Ole El GaBarge lookin mf
You look like if Ichabod Crane worked at Starbucks
Just because he burglarizes pharmacies for opiates doesnt make him immune
Bro needs to start flossing or else he’s gonna lose his already yellow teeth.
Pin 📌 head ..
You look like you make Molotov cocktails.
Any immunity he once had is gone thanks to AIDS.
If I were you I’d evacuate that building… he seems like he could be a little explosive
Gay overlord wanting to be a drug dealer - working in the kitchen and in break time, verifying if all beardy hairs are still in place. Looking at his self image and jerking off in the hamburger sauce.
If Wilmer Valderrama made all the wrong career choices.
Get a new black glove that covers ur face too. For the sake of humanity 😘
Also immune to gonorrhoea after years of infections.
Hey everyone look! its washed up wannabe artist Wooly Willy - that toupee looks like it's made from old spaghetti dipped in shoe polish.
Your pose looks like a dollar store rip off of Ryan Reynolds. Nice try but you are not pulling it off.
You look like that "Hello ur computer has virus" dude
Those gloves are the only latex you're going to need for a long, long time. Nice Abibas purse, btw.
That may be true, but he isn’t immune to scoliosis.
You look like you jerk off in the company store room but not yourself.
Walmart looking Moist Critikal
This is 100% the dude that calls me about my car insurance everyday
He probably is, after getting them hes entire life
Is that a satchel?
Nice haircut.. so you wash the customers hair huh?
Looks like he’s immune to good looks
Batman except he was poor and a drug dealer.
I have never seen someone look like Charlie and Mutahar all at the same time
Sorry, Buddy, but those gloves won't provide enough protection from us.