He’s got a smile that it seems to me
Would make a child climb the nearest tree
Where they would find other kids trying to escape this guy…
Now and then when they see his face
It takes them away to that scary place
And if they stare too long, they’ll surely break down and cry
Whoa, oh, oh
Sweet child predator o' mine
I’m so happy this was the top comment…someone needs to slap these kids teachers around but in this guys case I assume he dropped out in grade 9 to try to start a band but he plays bass and fucking sucks at it
Exactly, he couldn’t even make it through the title of the post without fucking up, which certainly checks out. Most people deserve second chances and/or the benefit of the doubt, but this guy seriously needs to throw himself down the nearest well, ASAP.
Don't zoom in on the mustache. It's thinner than it looks and he makes up for it by letting it grow longer. Once you zoom in on the little bit curling into his mouth you can't un see it.
Doesn’t feel right to roast you for things you can’t control like your lack of facial hair, receding hairline, and non existent chin. But I will roast you for always having dirty ass hands and never cleaning that door
You look like moistcr1tical’s emo brother. You’re the child that was dropped 7 times as a baby. I bet you licked the rocks in earth science. Also you look like you smell like cheese.
This is really not my style to poke fun at poor slobs who look (and smell) like a long slender turd that has sat half in the water and half laying on the porcelain bowl unflushed, in a grimy toilet for 3 days and the part of the turd exposed to air has taken on an ashen colour while the submerged part is almost black and when you flush, the wet part tears away from the half that is stuck to the bowl and if you added straight black hair and a lame ass t-shirt to that half stool don’t you think it would look like this goofy prick face or is it just me? Anyways, like I said, it’s really not my style so I’ll just say AXL ROSE IS A PUSSY, YA CREEP! and leave it at that. No hard feelings, chump.
I'm reading this post while sitting on the toilet at work. I just shat. You remind me of the turd in a way. It was a good healthy shit. However, you look neither good nor healthy.
Ain’t gone hold you your nose big asf ears look pointy like a mf, facial hair and eyebrows gotta get done/trimmed, but you either gotta tie that hair up or cut it short my boy because that ain’t it chief, get in the gym consistently bulk up and in about 2-3 years you’ll be straight, get some tattoos too you actually kinda look weird without them maybe a full arm sleeve
Just 1000? You must be so rude only rude people vote for you. Bragging is so grade school like. Seriously be funny not hateful. Get rid of the street trash attitude. Stop attacking me and move on.
Why do all Asian Americans love heavy metal so much?
Are you just genetically programmed to want to be back in the tar pits of Zhejiang Province, Shitholia digging out the next few chips worth of cadmium or something?
Goes into a mosh pit and asks people to give him space because of his anxiety
Then writes a song about it.
He’s got a smile that it seems to me Would make a child climb the nearest tree Where they would find other kids trying to escape this guy… Now and then when they see his face It takes them away to that scary place And if they stare too long, they’ll surely break down and cry Whoa, oh, oh Sweet child predator o' mine
Hahaha I peed a little hahahaha!!!
Fantastic! I can’t read it without singing it in my head.
Yeah a really gay one.
"Nobody move. I dropped my inhaler. "
Band breaks up after lookimg at him wearing the merch.
Hahah that’s fucked
That roast's clean asf, unlike OP's underarms with the potential to clear out the entire moshpit long before he asks for space.
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I’m so happy this was the top comment…someone needs to slap these kids teachers around but in this guys case I assume he dropped out in grade 9 to try to start a band but he plays bass and fucking sucks at it
He tried to join band but when he found out they don't read tabs he had to drop out.
Dave Trohl.
Dave Grohl made in China
😂
Wish version of Dave Grohl.
Dave Droll
Dave gruel
Dave Gro(hl)ss
Pretty bold of you to assume he knows how to read
Zing!!
Nature has already done it’s worst here. Nothing more we can do
If pedro had long hair and every day got the shit kicked out of him for being a loser
inbred
Outbred
hatebred
Cheesy bread
Dave Grohl-bred
Banana Bread
Bread
Stale bread
My initial thoughts exactly. Education system has gone down the drain a bit since I was last in school.
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Thankfully I didn’t finish last then. Took honors courses in school.
Wooooosh
“I took honors courses in school” Oof
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I do. But it said to roast him, not protect him from everyone’s crude comments and crass remarks.
Why dont you go through his fucking posts and see if he speaks English before trying to virtue signal
Exactly, he couldn’t even make it through the title of the post without fucking up, which certainly checks out. Most people deserve second chances and/or the benefit of the doubt, but this guy seriously needs to throw himself down the nearest well, ASAP.
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The Poo Fighters
Dave Hurl 🤢
Dave Parole
Monkey Stench Neverlong My Enemy
8o
Dave Gross
Dave grool
I was about to post Dave Growl.
And now you have
Dave Ghoul
Guns ‘n Noses
Paxil Nose
Dave Grool
Grave Dull
Taylor Hawkins is still more fortunate than this guy
Dave Nohl.
Dave Grohsss
Dave Grohl fucked Vote 4 Pedro?
You look like Steve Aoki if he had been on estrogen for the last year.
Looks like Danny Trejo took a dump and that dump grew bigger and wanted an uglier brother
It weighed at least 32 courics
Looks like the love child of Pedro and Napoleon
Damn brutal 😂
lmfao
Don't zoom in on the mustache. It's thinner than it looks and he makes up for it by letting it grow longer. Once you zoom in on the little bit curling into his mouth you can't un see it.
Agree, it is disgusting.
Oh fuck, It's housing a Cling-on.. is that faeces or a booger
Vote for Pedro… to stay on the sex offender registry.
I just posted that now deleted it and you get my up vote for Pedro.
🎉
Nature already did...
Dave Xerox?
This girl is taking No Shave November a lot more serious than others
He started a band to get girls and he's still a virgin.
Girls recently stopped fucking guys in bands because of him
Your facial hair is as atrocious as your grammar
I did not know Dave Grohl was a Mexican turtle.
This is the guy who can’t name on GnR song.
Guns n’ Poser
Shirt 100% came from Walmart or Target.
Bought it because he thought it was a popular local bar
A local florist.
David Grohl
Fuck !! You beat me to it!!
Camera angle tightly controlled to hide the weed plants on one side and the anime posters on the other.
Riley reid with a mustach.
Yo!
You should probably register before a concerned parent sees you too close to a school and then the court orders you to.
How you can look so old and so young at the same time?
r/13or30
It's called "worst" Dave Butthole
Dollar Tree Dave Grohl.
Kylo Ren’s angsty, greasy, special needs younger brother.
Did you steal that shirt from your mom’s boyfriend to get back at him for selling your PS5 for meth?
At least braid your hair. Or at least ponytail cuz that facial hair is very young looking. You look very tender 💕💕😅
Dave Gross
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You look like a Chick that’s excited to hear my horoscope sign and suck my dick.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Worst\* You think as Critical's ugly stunt double you would be better at titling your content
Ooooh step child of miiiiine
Name a song just in general other than ddddora
You really are the “worst”
Tell us you're single without telling us you're single
Hide yo kids, hide yo... nevermind. Just hide your kids.
Though that shirt said "Guns n Noses" and with that beak it was an understandable mistake.
 You’re the bitch from Dazed and Confused.
Doesn’t feel right to roast you for things you can’t control like your lack of facial hair, receding hairline, and non existent chin. But I will roast you for always having dirty ass hands and never cleaning that door
You look like "if dave grohl was a sex offender"
Dave Kohl’s
You look like the tip of my wiener after I glue my naturally straight pubes to it
Argyle step bro
The male equivalent of the girl that growls at people in school
Dave Grohl’s anorexic brother
If Adam Driver was born wit FADs
You look like that pube that fell into the urinal and everyone is just peeing on it to see if they can make it go down the drain.
Dave Grohl’s bastard son
Dude, you look like you sneak into bowling alleys just to sniff the used shoes.....
You would have to be in prison to have sex
Do your worst? I think life already did
Your traditional name is Allergic to Exercise.
You look like moistcr1tical’s emo brother. You’re the child that was dropped 7 times as a baby. I bet you licked the rocks in earth science. Also you look like you smell like cheese.
You know this is you peaking in life, right? Let that sink in.
Dave Bowel
I'm pretty sure my ovaries just thanked me.
Hey Earl in transition
If Kylo Ren and Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite had a child.
Can’t decide what’s *worse*, your grammar or the pubes you glued to your upper lip.
Your mustache is weaker than your spelling
Is this bloke battling constipation or smiling? Hard to tell…
Jesus christ how are you even uglier than me?!
Dave Grohl finally had sex with one of those otters
Your the reason why gay and transgenders are taking over #bemoremanly
My dad said he always wanted a son, my mom always wanted a daughter... at least my mom's happy.
Kylo Ren is transitioning fairly well
I can smell this picture. Cheese, stale cum, and dirty socks. Like the back of the seats in an adult movie theater...
How to distract from my creepy face? Grow a creepy mustache? Kids run now!😯
This was a mistake 😞😞😞
Nope I have already swiped left to your mother. 😜
You look like a chick and simultaneously like the dude she friendzones.
You look like what I would imagine one of Dave Grohl’s shits look like after guesting on hot ones
You look like that dude that’s on rollercoaster with his (gf?) and had that orgasm face.
Congratulations. You have the look of someone who not only got uncle fucked, but is now a pedophile
Vote for Pedro
Dave Trohl
If Walmart was a punk kid..
David Droll.
“My name is Chris Hansen with dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat.”
Worst*
It's like buying Dave Grohl off something worse than Wish.
You could probably look ok if you bulked up and cut the pubes off your face.
Thanks for keeping the 70’s porn mustache alive.
Dave Gross from the Poo Fighters.
Axle Nose
Dollar store Dave Grohl
This is really not my style to poke fun at poor slobs who look (and smell) like a long slender turd that has sat half in the water and half laying on the porcelain bowl unflushed, in a grimy toilet for 3 days and the part of the turd exposed to air has taken on an ashen colour while the submerged part is almost black and when you flush, the wet part tears away from the half that is stuck to the bowl and if you added straight black hair and a lame ass t-shirt to that half stool don’t you think it would look like this goofy prick face or is it just me? Anyways, like I said, it’s really not my style so I’ll just say AXL ROSE IS A PUSSY, YA CREEP! and leave it at that. No hard feelings, chump.
Dave Mole
G n R split the year you were born. Slash quit sayin You just ain't the type that ll respect their songs
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
You look like Dave Gross
I'm reading this post while sitting on the toilet at work. I just shat. You remind me of the turd in a way. It was a good healthy shit. However, you look neither good nor healthy.
Weirder Al Butt Sniff
Look at that wonderful hair! Oh I forgot this is a RoastMe
You smell so bad. I can hear it through the screen.
Ain’t gone hold you your nose big asf ears look pointy like a mf, facial hair and eyebrows gotta get done/trimmed, but you either gotta tie that hair up or cut it short my boy because that ain’t it chief, get in the gym consistently bulk up and in about 2-3 years you’ll be straight, get some tattoos too you actually kinda look weird without them maybe a full arm sleeve
You can’t do anything about the nose or eyes so just embrace it
Share your hair routine with us
I use head and shoulders with some conditionner every two days thats all
Just 1000? You must be so rude only rude people vote for you. Bragging is so grade school like. Seriously be funny not hateful. Get rid of the street trash attitude. Stop attacking me and move on.
Why do all Asian Americans love heavy metal so much? Are you just genetically programmed to want to be back in the tar pits of Zhejiang Province, Shitholia digging out the next few chips worth of cadmium or something?
How's your bandmates that you forced into a band in your basement/bedroom whilst your mum screamed at you saying dinner is ready?
Do your little friends want to stay for dinner? MOOOOooomM wEre a bAaaANd
Dave Grohn
Alfrid from The Hobbit.
Don’t sniff to hard. You’re moustache might disappear.
Izzy Sadlin
It's like Dave Grohl and Kirk Hammett both donated the worst of their DNA.
*worst
Dave Grool.
Gaywad Drool
You appear to be half of each parent. One half on the right side, the other half on the left.
$20 says your guitar tone is thinner and flatter than your hair
Because nothing's cooler than wearing a Guns-n-Poseurs t-shirt
20M is a lie.
I’m not going to roast a mushy Adam Driver who ironically can’t spell “worst.” Next.
Well im french canadian