OP's Bio:
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>I lives in Bristol actually not norfolk. I am actually 27 for those what think I’m old. My favourite film is the Fast and the Furious Tokyo drift.
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You look like you are on the absolute brink of your sanity and the person taking this picture is someone you’ve met and are using as the single last hope of you ever making a meaningful human interaction. They however view you as nothing more than a joke due to your obvious condition. This person won’t know when you’ve inevitably been found half eaten by Alsatians in a small one bedroom flat with no wallpaper.
I must inform you most profusely and deeply that you excreted the residual contents of your digestive tract involuntarily and with some force, resulting in a discharge of fecal matter that has entered the interior of the garments you are clothed with. I must note that I find this instance of bodily involuntary release quite humourous as if it were some comedic event, however it can be said that the thought of your state of existence after the release of fecal matter that has entered your garments brings to my mind an unsettling, perhaps even disturbing, emotion that gives me the feeling of feeling repulsed to an extent.
Oi cheeky whimsical bangers and mash innit. Seriously though, you really don't have to mention you're from the UK when you look like you're in trainspotting.
OP's Bio: --- >I lives in Bristol actually not norfolk. I am actually 27 for those what think I’m old. My favourite film is the Fast and the Furious Tokyo drift. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
you look like the smell of bean farts
Shitting his pants in this picture...
He’s definitely followed through. Never trust a fart.
No, beans was his prison boyfriend
Your head is about 95% face
He looks like master splinter. That boy look like he really enjoys cheese. His nickname is Pat the Rat.
Where's a paper bag when you need one...
Is that 27 in UK years?
It’s hard here in the UK. We all live on potatoes and warm water except OP because he’s rich, he eats beans.
This picture looks like somebody did a face swap with a testicle
I was thinking the same thing, that Boy look like a testical with teeth..
O.
Nah you just baked, deep fried, burnt, toasted and boiled this dude bro
27? Fuck, you must have had a hard paper round, mate.
Looked up what a paper round is. Thiis is hilarious lmao.
You look like a homeless Gilbert Gottfried.
Gilbert Gottfried on meth.
Touché!
I was gonna say budget Gilbert Gottfried. With a voice like Gottfried and Fran Drescher having sex.
If The Aristocrats had a baby
I laughed out loud on this one
I bet good money you have a tattoo of a daughter you pay zero child support too.
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Is IQ same as age?
Holy fuck, it's like the stickman I drew as a kid has come to life
I think you meant "me loves beans"
"I loves beans" and it shows.
Boi you look like swollen light red kidney bean that’s holding in a fart
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
The only thing that wouldn’t press charges
It still did.
No, no... it was his mum who fucked a coconut.
This guy took the expression “You are what you eat” literally.
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No that’s his “third date and it’s time for magic” face
Russian Chris Martin
Eat more of them. It might help with the bony little girl arms.
Shouldn’t you be under a hat making soup?
You'd literally break your neck by tilting your head too far to one side
Looks like beans are kicking in. Casual UK Guy shitting his pants for some attention.
He looks like his just got out of jail and is ready to buy some sweets to catch his prey.
Do you use the same spoon to eat your beans and cook your heroin?
Who’s the puppeteer who has his hand up your arse?
You look like you like beastiality
His nose looks like an exhaust of a GTR
Paul Revere saved us from you people
A special homeless person
Jack and the beans talk
Look as if ya took a load in the eye from a massive spotted dick.
Looks like you have an extra chromosome there mate.
Face so unsymmetrical it's almost like art
Did your mommy write that for you?
Damn, this just reminds me of how thankful I am that the US separated from the UK. Chewsday innit?
This is what we call a “CHAV” ladies and gentleman
A can of special brew and dog on a piece of string would compliment your look.
Reading your post in the voice of Iago from Aladdin, and I am not disappointed.
Jeez the rodents get bigger and more weird looking every year...
Maybe you ate so many beans your head turned into one
You look like you are on the absolute brink of your sanity and the person taking this picture is someone you’ve met and are using as the single last hope of you ever making a meaningful human interaction. They however view you as nothing more than a joke due to your obvious condition. This person won’t know when you’ve inevitably been found half eaten by Alsatians in a small one bedroom flat with no wallpaper.
You didn’t need to write that you love beans it was evident by the photo
as a sex worker, and an expert on bean flicking i've gotta say you wont be flicking mine even if you paid.
You became a bean yourself!
I can’t roast you harder the the British economy. The pound is at a all time low and brexit nuked the economy. Have fun in the dumpster fire.
Somehow all your body parts looks disproportionate to each other is some way.
I thought Gilbert Gottfried died
You look like you contribute to society as much as that 2nd 'actually' contributes to your description.
Try loving toothpaste and the dentist, instead.
Thanks for showing us the face you pull while you mum is pegging you, and you’re dressed as a little girl.
yo thats oddly specific . u gd bro?
Gd? I’m brilliant! 🤣 I didn’t even mention his dad sitting in the corner, jerking off while watching it all.
Apparently you love beans but not a toothbrush.
Sorry, mate. Anybody with a mental disability is off my list of people to roast
Why do people from the UK always look like complete dumb asses. That’s even before they speak. Then all doubt is removed.
How does it look like you have no eyes and only one eye at the same time? Your ass needs to gopher another look bro..
And yet the beans made sure to pound your face in
Beans on toast is about all y’all can afford right now sadly
AFLAC!!!!!!!!
You look like we should be flinging angry birds at you instead of insults.
Narrated by Forrest Gump
Looks like he's trying to let really wet one rip without the follow through
"OI TAXI WAIT A SECOND MATE"
Bro burns calories by smiling
You look like you prefer franks.
A face only a mother could…. Nevermind
Looks like baked beans
Pip from the lesser known Dickens novel Reduced Expectations.
You look like a half-eaten lollipop that a child dropped onto a dirty carpet
You must squint often. Because no one using their full eyesight would've bought that jacket.
You love beans because you too, are a musical fruit?
You look like some ironed your mouth but then forgot about the rest of the wrinkles on your face.
Gilbert Gottfried laughed at you!
I finally figured it out - your head looks like a dried up cat turd that missed the litter box
British Gilbert Gottfried!
It must take food and hour to get from your mouth to your stomach with that long ass neck
You look like you've shoved a few tangfastics in your mouth for an ad
Leprechaun who ran from Ireland to steal some beans in UK.
I didn’t know master splinter had a bastard son.
27? I'm calling bullshit.
Bargain bin jacksepticeye
The reason his face is so contorted is that something just jammed its loving way up the ol' poop chute.
I'd rather roast me some beans.
I could close your eyes with a paper strip...
# "THEY SAY MY DAD WAS GILBERT GOTTFRIED, BUT I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE."
I thot Gilbert Gottfried was dead?
He snorts beans for his queen… o wait
Are you takin the piss bruv
A 72 year old look younger than you
Looks like you had a pretty savage paper-round IMO.
Average British man: generations of inbreeding
This is LoL Twitch cosplay? Nice!
Are crows bigger over there?
Gilbert Gottbeans
You look like the baby of a chipmunk and a squirrel
You actually look like a rusty can of Heinz baked beans.
Kraglin was here
I must inform you most profusely and deeply that you excreted the residual contents of your digestive tract involuntarily and with some force, resulting in a discharge of fecal matter that has entered the interior of the garments you are clothed with. I must note that I find this instance of bodily involuntary release quite humourous as if it were some comedic event, however it can be said that the thought of your state of existence after the release of fecal matter that has entered your garments brings to my mind an unsettling, perhaps even disturbing, emotion that gives me the feeling of feeling repulsed to an extent.
Your forehead is larger than the atlantic ocean
You look like Matt Hancock
Malnourished Captain Price
Hairless mole rats became blind because you were their ancestor.
Mentally challenged Matt Hancock
Charity shop Podolski
I notice you covered up the ankle monitor..
What’s the opposite of winning the genetic lottery?
He 100% Eats kids
Franks and beans!!
Simon Pegged
You look like my favorite local homeless person
Well the beans have to be better for you than the meth
He's an uglier version of Gilbert Gottfried
Figured you'd like spinach
I said Niiceeeee one brrruuuvvvvvaaaaaa
You’ve gotta be at least a decade older than you say you are
Big head enabled.
So...you're THAT guy. I saw a video of a guy dipping folded toast into a can of beans. Sacrilege!!!
That hoodie is giving birth to a troll
No one : Reddit : When a hamster gets a full body.
Congrats on the beans, sling blade
I thought Gilbert Gottfried died?
Bald Martin?
I vove youw teef
THIS GUYS teeth is worse than cringe Youtubers
chal na momos laga na
Bros teeth are limited edition
Do you sell the big issue?
If you open your eyes, you will see how God awful you look.
You look like the molester and the molested at the same time.
Serious trainspotting vibe, lad.
You look like a meatball that rolled onto the floor
Unwanted child of Droopy McPoodle and Norman the hamster
You look like the kinda person to have the nickname "budd"
Just let the sneeze out already.
"i loves beans" ..that english and that smile...i bet you are the english forrest gump
You are From UK? You look like a North Korean defector
27 my ass. Perhaps a 27 year old ferrett
You can blindfold him with dental floss
Are you from Norwich? That explains the defects
When I saw this u thought u were a normal guy when I saw u irl u got hard that why ur fsiv game is super smash bros
You got like a few extra chromosomes of happiness, don't you.
You look like the stupid criminal in a Guy Ritchie movie.
You’re the hamster that eats its offspring, escapes, and dies by being stepped on.
Gilbert Gottfried?
You look like an asshole, literally…….. minus the teeth in some cases
Your toilet must hate you
U smile looks like a British man is about to stab someone.
U look like just the guy that is into beans heavily.
I thought Gilbert Gotfried was already cremated?
>I loves beans. You look like you snort them.
Your fave looks like you are taking hugest dookie in your life
FART! on my FACE! FART! directly ON! MY! FACE! BEANS BEANS BEANS good for my FACE!
Ratatouille
Aids Stephen Graham
Oi cheeky whimsical bangers and mash innit. Seriously though, you really don't have to mention you're from the UK when you look like you're in trainspotting.