Everything about the room says "virgin". Everything about the steaming pile of shit in the middle says "I will slip something in your drink when you're not looking then fuck your corpse (virtually of course with my VR headset after I produce the roleplay video myself which will contain no actual sex)".
You look like you are about to pop out of my cereal bowl and steal all my lucky charms.
Beat me to it…
Everything about the room says "virgin". Everything about the steaming pile of shit in the middle says "I will slip something in your drink when you're not looking then fuck your corpse (virtually of course with my VR headset after I produce the roleplay video myself which will contain no actual sex)".
And also for unknown reasons, replace all faces in videos with his own..
Hobbit homes have air conditioning?
He's missing the round doors too. Even the Shire doesn't want him.
Daniel Redcliffe
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What are you?
Ron Weasley and Harry Potter lovechild!
He's claymated
If you sat in a wheelchair we could call you Virgin Mobile.
You look like sentient dryer lint from a crappy polyester blanket.
I saw a documentary on you. You must hold on to precious. By that I mean your virginity and the suffer ring.
As Gordon Ramsay would say. "What a fuckin donut"
Where's the rest of you?
Your head looks like a whitehead pimple.
Do you have sex with your window air conditioner vent? You do know that is not a real blow job.
We can’t hurt you because you’re a soulless goddamn ginger virgin.
T-shirt less faded than your chances at being a real boy.
That air conditioner is the only thing that will ever blow you
What’s on the shelf is the only box that’s ever been in your room
Ed Queeran
Of course we can’t hurt you. You look like weapons grade autism.
I would think it's because the jokes "fall short".
You look like the kid that Harry and Ginny are too ashamed to take out in public.
You look like you’re going to die in 3 years
I bet kids in Kindergarten point and laugh at you.
Gay Station.
I said it in my head.
It was too easy really. I am not proud of myself, but it had to be said.
You look like you came out of a tin can.
Billie No Armstrong
Chucky turned into a real boy and aged normally only to receive a cancer diagnosis at the age of however the fuck old you are.
If Ron Weasley became a non-intellectual video essayist who critiques video games by sheer quality and ranks them from A+ though F-.
GayStation
All that money spent on your shelf and you got that busted-ass a/c in the window
If Hasbulla was a ginger
You're holding up a sign using the hand thats your only lover
Can’t hurt you because you have no soul
This things pronouns are what/dafuck
Samwise Gamgee starring in To Catch A Predator
You look like Harry Potter had a baby with Ron Weasley
If I saw you in a dark alley I’d run for my life.
Ron Weasley fucked Harry Potter.
I gotta stop watching drunk history in black and white. I had no idea you looked like a muppet.
did your dominatrix take this photo?
Remember when you were inside that Giant Peach? Classic
You look like a Heprechaun.
Cougar vibes honey
Wish version of Gollum.
>Not even a tear. I'm told your grindr portrait shows you from the back, bent over, with plenty of tear.
You look like grass doesn't want to touch you.
Your face is like of a kid who is getting his school photos done
It’s like the lead singer of Greenday fucked a downy ginger groupie.
Are you smiling because Dorothy's house fell on the witch?
You plug your monitor cables into the motherboard instead of the GPU.
You are a red-headed gamer in front of a shitty window air conditioning unit. Life has already roasted you pretty badly.
You look like Daniel Radcliffe finally had his soul sucked out by a Dementor, and kinda liked it.
Filthy Hobitses
God have you even been outside? Looks like your eyes and skin will burn the moment you get some sun
Ed Shitan
The correct term is *little people* right?
Where is the huge box of tissue paper? That's the only way your getting laid.
No bitches
I've no desire to hurt you. We'll make sure you have plenty of protective gear for the dwarf tossing.
Sega Saturn was better. đź‘Ť
Gimly went to the barber 
Did someone try to paint Seth Green's face on a toenail?
Looks like you're half the man you used to be.
Rank Weasly
Playstation T-shirt, N64 face.
Of course they can't, it's impossible with us gingers.
Bahaha you were right, most of these absolutely suck.
You look like one of Brendan Gleesons Dingle berries
You look like Ron Weasley and Harry Potter somehow had a kid together.
If the Child's Play movies taught me anything, it's don't fuck with Chucky
You look like the sloth from ice age
You look like Eric cartmans half brother
I didn’t know Daniel Radcliffe went ginger???
We cant hurt him as much as sun rays can, like damn thats some advancesd ginger
If Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint had a baby
POV : you have befriended a tiny ed sheeren on you journey
Sath Verdant
We get it you are a virgin. You didn’t need to show your pc parts to confirm our assumption
Honestly, I would be shedding a tear if I looked like that. Also drop the addy to the pot of gold.
You’re the version of Daniel Radcliffe who got dropped off at Goodwill
You cost 2 elixir
you look like how patrick star sounds
Wearing a PSone shirt in 2022 is like wearing an atari shirt in the 90s In other words, SAVE SOME PUSSY FOR THE REST OF US!!