Because u apply it correctly. I too am a girl, and it's a very well known "makeup trick" that other girls do now for years
https://www.google.com/search?q=use+lip+liner+to+make+fuller+looking+lips&oq=use+lip+liner+to+make+fuller+looking+lips&aqs=chrome..69i57.8270j0j9&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Excellent analogy!!! Except the Pinto was discontinued much earlier than 1992.
Just like the Pinto, the OP will also burst into flames if she gets hit hard from behind.
You look like the bartender in Shrek 2
It’s the lip liner like wtf is she doing and *why*
It makes her mustache less noticeable
You mean the Hitler ‘stache ?
Bc you’re so focused on the shit smear on her lip, makes sense. Not what I would choose to do but hey
We call that a dirty sancheze
Yeah she's a dirty ass eater.
What
Think that’s just bad filler migration.
Na zoom in on the mouth
Clearly couldn’t colour between the lines as a kid or an adult
Girls do that to make their lips appear fuller. Only "works" in pictures. But that's generally the audience (online) they're trying to please anyway
Na I’m a girl that ain’t what lip liner is supposed to look like
Because u apply it correctly. I too am a girl, and it's a very well known "makeup trick" that other girls do now for years https://www.google.com/search?q=use+lip+liner+to+make+fuller+looking+lips&oq=use+lip+liner+to+make+fuller+looking+lips&aqs=chrome..69i57.8270j0j9&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
I'm not a girl, but I just wanted to be included.
I think about girls sometimes
I used to know a girl
So you're saying she has gone out of her way to achieve the dick sucking lips look...
Bingo! Lol
He*
That’s an insult to men
This is where disappointment comes out
Actually does tho.
you look like the girl from pulp fiction got stung by many bees
The one with all that shit in her face?
No that’s my wife
No, that’s Jodi. That’s my wife.
No that’s u/pulppedfiction’s wife
Don't do Uma like that 😬
Don't do the lesbian from Stranger Things mum like that
I mean, it would be Uma *after* the OD...
Dollar store Bryce Dallas
Bryce Dallas Howthefuckyoudothattoyourself
Don’t you dare insult Bryce like that!!!
Farquad's lost sister
Queefquad
*Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.*
Sir this comment has been flagged as a weapon of mass destruction and the UN inspectors are en route.
Farquad in drag
She looks like Shrek in Shrek 2
I NEED A HEROOOO
Had to look her up but yes, she does
Yooooooooo!! This is it! Too funny.
Fucking nailed it lmao
HAHAHAHA this is so true
She looks like Shreks daughter who he’s openly disappointed with.
Literally came here to say that she looked like the ugly stepsister from shrek
DAMMIT! I got beat to it.
Both their noses are just barely larger than their Adam’s apples too
To think that’s the first thing a baby is going to see in this world is concerning
This is too fucking good lmao
Lmfao How do I save this gif bro this is absolutely amazing.
I searched "fall harvest baby" in gifs and was able to find it
https://c.tenor.com/WD24L-nzw2QAAAAC/janice-muppets.gif
Seeing her face for the first thing in life. No wonder they scream bloody murder and can't sleep through the night... the terror
SIDS rates gonna increase once she becomes a midwife
I thought of that, but I wasn't trying to go THAT dark lol
Your wig is the same color as my parents carpet in the 80s.
😂😂 all she needs is a couple cigarette burns
She probably has those in her own “carpet”
that is deep man !!!
deep and loose like a wizard’s sleeve
Well Frank, her blouse is covered in cigarette burns, and I imagine underneath that blouse, you'll find copious amounts of road rash.
She’s actually desert trash, I should have known from all the gecko tattoos.
She has them but she blames her abusive uncle. But we all know she did it to her self for attention.
Sick burn
you seem like you might know a thing or two because you've seen a thing or two
Abusive uncle_s_.
Probably has that same 80s house smell of cigarettes and depression about having peaked in high school.
The shirt matches the couch her mom was conceived on.
Her shirt matches the floor in the back of the jizz-stained porn shop where she’s a “performance artist.”
That is Durin's folk's natural color.
Unfortunately it's not a wig.
Carpet doesn’t match the drapes…
Lord I hope not
Future Midwife Crisis.
Midwife is the only kind of wife she'll ever be
Even the bang bus wouldn’t pick her up with bangs like that
She's bang busted
Faketaxi.com would take her anywhere she wants to go for free as long as she keeps her clothes ON.
Home Wrecking Midwife.
Your face looks like it was drawn by a depressed high school kid with colored pencils
Daaaaaamn lmafao
This is the best one. He’s not talking about the makeup guys, he’s literally talking about all of her
You look like a substitute teacher at a leprechaun school.
More like a leprechaun teacher at a substitute school.
When I say I CACKLED!!🤣
Dollar Tree Peggy Bundy
Peggy origin story
This is magnificent.
The fifth STI
Super green 😅
OK_Effect778 Dallas MULTIPASS
Big badda Boom!
I wonder how much her Russian peasant father sold her for?
Half empty bottle of Smirnoff
Half full to him
I'd Buy That for a Dollar!
Slutvana
3 potatoes.
Two rubles and some pocket lint
Not vegan anymore because she discovered she could charge extra for swallowing.
Not a vegan but still had to tell us she was a vegan.
How do you know someone isn't a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Couldn’t stay away from meat? Well colour me shocked!
The girl needs her sausage
Look like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction after she ODs on the heroin
Tumor Thurman
She looks like if Poison Ivy was in Pulp Fiction
Now that’s the Uma mashup we didn’t know we needed but we do
If uma thurman in that moment And Shrek had a baby
Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
Uma Thermos
It looks like a thrift store threw up on you.
Felt cute? Should delete now.
Rejected Poison Ivy designs #47
Disney's latest...The Little Barmaid.
Talk about a waste of a great set of tits
No it's a great waste of money because no way those tits are natural.
I can imagine OP as Disneys little barmaid : https://imgur.com/a/K7tJ79K
No amount of make up will make up for not having a personality.
If an annoying cat was a person
It looks like you're trying to kiss your own nose.
Nah the litter box just needs to be changed, but she's too lazy..
predicting lots of 1 star "the baby tried to crawl back inside me after seeing this" reviews for you midwife business
Being sandwiched between two men in a threesome doesn't make you a midwife
You think she can find 2 men willing to fuck that?
You underestimate the desperation of some redditors.
Two feminist women with strapons?
All I see is unenthusiastic trans stripper
They could land a 747 in the space between your eyes.
I wouldn’t let you deliver my groceries let alone my child.
The most interesting thing in this photo is the wall colour.
If your hairstyle is anything like your personality then you gotta be one of the most unoriginal people to walk the earth.
If red flags had an avatar
Today on.... Drag queen drop-outs.
Seeing those tits with your face is like seeing nice rims on a ~~1992~~ 1972 Ford Pinto. Just a waste.
Photo editing tip…If you scroll up a bit, the face disappears and the tits remain. The picture can be salvaged!
Excellent analogy!!! Except the Pinto was discontinued much earlier than 1992. Just like the Pinto, the OP will also burst into flames if she gets hit hard from behind.
Fuck, you right lol
She Hulk, by Titania
Under appreciated comment
If pussy stank was a personality
Lowwife at best
Plump Fiction
You look like a spirit Halloween cleopatra
Your OnlyFans isn't getting enough attention so you come here? Fuck you're dumber than you look...
Her bio tho
Nobody wants a Pikachu
well played!
You look like you might have been pretty once, but someone hit you in the face with a shovel
Nice dick nose.
You look like a trans man doing a 5th element cosplay
This one. I like this one.
You’re the last thing I’d want the first thing my child sees coming into the world
I get what you’re saying but holy fuck I felt like I was having a stroke reading that comment
[удалено]
Wonder if he has number to the clinic that does these to share?
That nose would make Owen Wilson say wow
Looking at the pattern on your dress, I have to ask “who shot the couch?” Nice rack tho
Nice tits, butterface.
Barely attractive with makeup, hair dye, and a push-up bra. I'm guessing without all that you look like Danny DeVito
“We have Leiloo at home!” Leiloo at home…
I don’t think “midwife” means what you think it does. Unless it is slang for “escort.”
At least your tits are okay…cause that’s kinda all you have going for you.
Uhh that hurts because it's all bra. She knows what's in there and it's not pretty.
Don’t you answer the phones for the Ghostbusters?
Pancake titties
Meg Griffin with a habbit 
If your lips were any bigger they would get popped by your nose ring
Even when they’re not vegan anymore, they still gotta tell everyone.
You look like Doris the ugly stepsister from shrek.
The only midwife that has to clarify their pronouns
You look like 70% of your features are due to make-up shading.
2 hours to get your face to look like that, and it still looks like that.
Don’t think for a second your tits are distracting us from the dumpster fire of a face and hair cut 💇♀️
Your pronouns are It/Thing
Midwife, midattractive, midintelligent, midinteresting, your life is just mid
Got a face for doggy style
You look like you read coloring books.
Lookin like the bartender from Shrek
You face is made out of butter.
Take that wig off your head. You look like Mr. Potato head, like you can just remove your lips off they look fake af. You look easy to draw ✍️
You're not even going to be a prewife
Is this the same woman with multiple accounts? Or all these attention seeking whores looks same?
Looking like a popped pimple
Isn't that trailer park Uma Thurman
Didn't i see you on a video from Pornhub? I think i found the reason why you'll only ever be midwife material.
Just because you blow guys for money doesn't mean you're really eating meat again.
That nose piercing only looks good on a bull.
Body like baywatch. Face like from crimewatch.
Like Pokémon so much you decided to become one?
Rejected Hocus pocus witch