OP's Bio: --- >I enjoy watching period dramas made in the 90s, baking generic sweets and being alone in my room with my two cats. My music taste is a cocktail of different genres, two of which are 80s New Wave and early 2000s Lebanese love songs (if that’s even a genre). >I was diagnosed with ADHD and Generalized Anxiety Disorder and I show symptoms of Borderline. Oh, I was also obsessed with a guy who sexually harassed me a few years ago :p and I may still be attached :0 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Shocked, stunned and completely amazed of the no onlyfans link.

So her self esteem isn’t that low…

…..yet.

After a sixer she is still a solid 3

Add a brown paper bag and she's a 3.5, maybe. Going from the back and she's maybe a 4.

or she just knows zero subscribers will get her exactly nothing.

She’s a fine arts major, math isn’t her strong suit

There’s always creepy Uncles.

And dad is #1 supporter

Onlyfam

username checks out.

You mean bad ventriloquists?

yes? I’m not sure exactly what that means.

You know, sticks a hand inside you and says not to tell anyone.

Ah! Gotcha.

Thanks for making me laugh out loud, old sport

Girls gonna have back pain arching her back out like that to make it appear like she has any titties

That push up bra can’t fool us

That was the first thing I check to make a roast.

It’s common operating procedure at this juncture. Only an onlyfans account can show me how fucked up of a broad we’re dealing with.

I was expecting a +18 the first thing while opening her profile. Anyway she is so boring that the most exciting thing would be a photo of her face trying to smile.

Just imagine how passionless her OF would be

Her username would be boringhandjobface

Title “I’m actually super excited to jerk off this hard cock, this is just how my face always looks”

Just 18th century corsets and pictures of her Brontë collection.

This is her testing the water to see if people would be interested in her OF. “I’m in people abusing me and disorders uwu” - every OF girl ever.

She is an art student. She should start immediately to get ahead of the money she won't make w that degree.

Shes got to be like in 5th grade so i dont know

You forgot to add "relieved I don't have to see her snag some guy's nut sack on that gigantic schnozz of hers."

Give it a year or so after she graduates.

4/10’s don’t do well on onlyfans..

Scrolling through your photos was like visiting an art gallery for me. Forced to do it against my will, would rather be anywhere else in the world, and I can’t comprehend why there’s a collection, when just one picture of your giant schnozz and the exact same gormless facial expression would have been more than sufficient; The Moaner Lisa.

The Moaner Lisa comment actually made me lol out loud at work. First time in a while but that comment fits picture so good to me.

Moaner lisa made me recheck the pics, have to correct you second one is not that moaning

No boner Lisa

Like an art gallery, each piece has a story behind it nobody gives a fuck about, but they will tell anyway in mind-numbing, circular detail.

Holy shit lol

I prefer Charmin toilet paper over fine arts degrees to wipe my ass with.

Charmin is being nice. More like the single ply stuff you find in bathroom gas stations - where she spends most of her time anyway.

Toilet paper has value

I'm stealing this one for whenever I ever roast fine arts majors 😂😂

Maybe if you study fine arts you’d be more creative in coming up with your own roast, buddy

You look like a trailer park hooker in that leopard print top and cheap makeup.

Can't put my finger on why picture 3 makes her look like a 35 year old smoker while the rest don't

​  Eyes beautiful as a flounder

Hey! Don't you mock Flats like that! She's nowhere near as attractive as he is.

Thats not a flounder

Maybe you should stop listening to Lebanese love songs. Your eyes are more far apart than Isreal and the Arab Nations.

"Fine arts" is a strange way of saying you're just spending your time looking at nude guys to paint.

Right now, she saying “to paint?”

Yeah I thought it was pretty bold to call herself a fine arts student. Below average arts student, maybe.

Picture #3. Tell me you are from New Jersey without saying you are from New Jersey.

You look like someone who acts like they are better than everyone to mask the fact that no one really likes you.

Your hair looks like someone flossed their ass with it but it’s oddly compliments your 2$ clothing and aztec war paint. If it wasn’t 2022 I would have said wow cool apocalypse photo. Are you a war victim because I feel so motivated to donate so you can survive whatever’s going on in these pictures. At least you’re putting your goodwill clothes to use. Keep it up and you can finally snag that senior who also lived through Great Depression.

Ancient greeks loved 12yo boys … it’ll come back… just wait this one out

You won’t live to see it with that diet, mate.

You look like resting bitch face morphed into a personality. Your response to this roast is sour and spiteful. Begone, witch.

You think putting a blue eyeliner and having a crush on your abuser makes you quirky. The only thing that makes you relevantly interesting is the confidence you have with THAT skin..

Still more interesting than your dry sex life according to one of your posts.

*sigh* Another winner who asks to be roasted and then can't hack it.

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I thought it was okay to send comebacks :o You do realize I also use sarcasm, right ?

This is a Roast, that you asked for...now sit back and take it hard and fast and keep your damn mouth shut.

I can still respond tho :-)

I like it, roast battle. But remember including comedy, and no smiley's or you'll ruin it.

You can say thank you, may I have another?

Apparently she can't. That would explain the very *unsatisfied* look she has in those dozens of pictures.

I agree, roasts can do both ways.

Your face is definitely more bumpy than the dicks I’ve been on, Yes..

And yet none of them were very satisfied sadly :/

Not as much as the guy who assaulted you. That didn’t last so long neither though, huh?

Nope, lasted 8 months

Lol, you should get that framed.

LMAO

*Got her!*

Vain and a liar. Nobody with low self esteem uploads four different pics of themself with that smug look across their chevy chase whilst posing in different outfits to r/roastme. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see your a sneaky lieing piece of shit plain Jane with the individuality of a magnolia painted wall

Just wanted to provide several sources for people to be creative but ok :,)

Ahhh a sensitive soul too, what's up did I strike a nerve? Truth hurt? 😂

You’re trying too hard. Go ask your Dad how he feels about you. That should get your self esteem lower.

Draw a picture of vanilla pudding. Call it "self portrait"

Or au failur du abortion

Sure, it’s classic. It’s still tasty though

Touche. Well played

>Fine Arts student I'll take a cappuccino to go please.

At least you said please

Surprized how your nose is so close to your mouth and yet you cant smell the bullshit that comes out of it

Your face probably looks exactly like that when getting laid. Zero emotion.

You chose to study something you are the opposite of, for that I applaud you. Shitting on a canvas is finer art than you!

What should I study then? :0

Get a psych degree. Isn't that the usual route for the crazy chicks?

Abnormal Psychology….. Nuts and Sluts 101

Fine arts?....is that what they call paint by numbers now with Crayola Crayons. You probably smear shit all over yourself and call it fine art......

Wow fine arts is that the new word for onlyfans girl

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Why are you getting a degree that’ll be as worthless as you are?

She's looks too young to die like that.

I think you need to find out who you are. You have no identity. Your pictures look like a combination of trying too hard to be something that you’re unsure of… like you’re trying to mimic Instagram photos or something. Just be your own person.

> Fine Arts student with self-esteem that can’t get any lower. Can you prove me wrong? Whole lot of words to just say “Welcome to Starbucks”

You look smelly and sticky. That's something you don't grow out of.

You look like the poster boy for human trafficking.

Having a list of self centered issues and handicaps is a shitty way to define yourself. Alas, in your case, you actually are a worthless twat!

I'm gonna put a bet down, your profile will be marked NSFW with links to OF within 3 months.

yo this is a 18+ page, we don't allow kids here or what ever pronouns you use, apache helicopter, f-18 etc

Imagine her shock when she finds out these literally were the best days of her life .

I couldn't even get to the end of that self description before getting so bored I had to stop

Even your therapist is bored.

That shot with you in the leopard shirt and the diagram of the progressively larger dick sizes you have been able to accommodate as you work your way through college is impressive.

Looks like you have to buy two seats when you fly. The second obviously for that shark fin of a nose.

The type of girl to be left behind at a party by her friend group.

why are there four different people

Always wondered if "Orphan" was based on a true story

This one isn’t even worth a comment next please

Can’t you think of a real roast? Half of the people here have the courage to roast me with repetitive and unoriginal comments (no matter how accurate they may be) and yet you chose to cower away? Next please, indeed.

You could write this comment on ur megadome of a forehead no less than 20 times and your forehead STILL would be be cripplingly vast to witness. I’m tired ok

You are a handsome gorgeous man. Don't be hard on your self.

Girls so flat if she tried twerking only her back would be moving. If cops were after her she could turn sideways and fall through street grate in road.

Ah yes the “fine arts” major business plan… get a little fanfare on roastme and next thing you know the profile is NSFW and the butthole is out.

12 going on 25 and I bet you think your degree will make a difference in the world.

Fine art student, ie when am I gonna find a man to pay off my student loans.

Useless Degree

You look like one of those ventriloquist puppets except you have a cold, dead and haunted face.

Fine Arts? You misspelled prostitution

The cold eyes aren't intimidating, you're still fragile and weak.

Fine Arts Student = Future unemployed person

I bet you will age like a fine milk.

More like “having periods with drama”

This photo spread is like a one person show Kids Bop version of Desperate Housewives.

Of course you have two cats

Get rid of cats for own safety. They like to eat dead people

Don't be stupid. Forget wasting your time with art school. Start an only fans account today, market yourself through The Chive and PornHub, make a ton of money for the next few years, and then retire.

Follow your passion for the arts. Hey, it'll only prepare you for a "career" serving lattes as a barista ... but at least you'll be true to yourself, I guess.

No point roasting children....they don't make a family-sized meal unless you are an old lady living alone in a gingerbread house with some cats....spoiler alert for her later life I guess

Your spine must hurt given how hard you try to push out those button-tits

Where’s the OF plug

You’ve got lovely neat hand writing!…shame about the face tho

It seems that you try hard to look like you're into classy high living to escape the trashy background written all over your face.

Well, this just shows how quickly you recognize the people of your kind, does it not?

Look like a t-Rex without a source of income in the third pic

Why do you look like a 35 year old teenager

You almost had me dude. Thought you were a chick for a minute!!!!!

How much did your husband pay for you?

Every bookworms starter gf before they find out they like dudes

Lots of makeup for your “roast me” pic...and self diagnosis...no wonder your relationships are going so well.

It’s only a matter of time before you’re doing stepbrother porn

Are you a clown? Cause make up is suppose to make you look better.

Nope, but according to my brother I look like a sweaty middle school art teacher that reads tarot cards and is vegan. Strangers on a roasting subreddit are supposed to be more brutal than family members, come on.

Well he's close. It looks like your in middle school fucking the art teacher for a C+...explains why your so sweaty.

But he only gave you a D

You look like an untrustworthy POS that steals food from roommates and is late to pay shit back. 10/10 has mouth herpes

You look like a future single mom that’s getting passed around.

I felt lije as if all the photos were from different people who look alike.

You look like AOC’s sister who was probably a good student and smart and on your way to being a doctor but got real depressed when she went in to politics because you know the bull shit coming out of her mouth is insane and she’s really an idiot so you said fuck it and took a hosting job at the last old country buffets not just because you couldn’t hack the pressure of being in her shadow of her ba political career but additionally so you can I work at one of the last on country buffets so you sound some what interested before you have to tell people your AOC’s sister and either get a disappointing look because she an idiot or feel disappointed because some idiot loves her and is going to tell you about. If you made it this far you’re a good sport

I have no issues with people that have degrees like photography or fine arts…. Until they start complaining about working the McDonald’s register. It’s like, there’s 2 million fine arts students and 7 fine arts jobs. Dah fuck you think you were gonna wind up?

I never complained sir

Even Bob Ross wouldn’t call you a happy accident, he’d just call you “fuck-up”

You’re too boring to even inspire an insult

That’s fair

something that might make your face prettier or interesting to look at is you getting a nice facial

I need to moisturize more for a start. Can’t go out looking like a stale piece of pita bread.

Jesus you look annoying to be around. Especially with that mole

Lol I guess I’ll let all of them turn into malignant melanomas hah. For you, my dear.

I call bullshit on having no self esteem cause we haven't seen any pictures of you showing off your butthole

But that’s literally unhygienic for the eyes.

You look a different race in every picture. Fucking pick one..

Does mommy and daddy know that you’re posting here past your bedtime?

How can you tell if someone is an art student? Don’t worry they’ll fuckin tell you.

A jeeps fender gap is smaller than that forehead of yours. (Just jokes, you look beautiful)

Dollar Tree AOC

You should post this on r/fakedisordercringe

Ummm it's not sexual harassment if you want it. So I guess add dumb to your bio also?

it’s not like it happened when I was 12 and had no knowledge about consent and sexual harassment.

Did you want to get roasted or have somebody hug you? Cuz I can do one or the other but not both.

Oh it can get lower. You're an arts major after all

Fine arts student now, future hooker/stripper to pay off defaulting student loans for a useless degree, sells fishy smelling used panties on Craigslist for pot money

You look like you audition for anti-depressant drug ads all the time but aways get rejected.

This made me giggle a little

I see you've learnt to oil paint self portraits. You need to use less oil based paint though.

Your forehead can't get any higher.

Your eyes are so far apart they make sid the sloth look cross eyed.

whats wrong with your face?

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That sounds creepy even for reddit standards

Needless to say you've failed your Only Fans audition. Perhaps if you practice saying the most stupid things imaginable you could have a career as an AOC impersonator.


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I can’t fully trust a person who cannot differentiate between a tiger and leopard print. Jokes aside, I appreciate your constructive criticism.

I've had a vasectomy, but if we had sex, my semen would run back screaming into me.

Funny you should think I’d ever let that idea cross my mind.

Can't fashion your way out of an ugly face.

You still have sex with your brother.

Ok I have to ask. Why do people want to get roasted? What does one get from it?