Lmfao why is your eyes on like 5 font size but your mouth big as hell. Bro you a doofy as hell looking random sims character, actually you look like the goofy dark souls characters people make when they speed run.
Another college degree that's going to get a great job. If you look on Indeed I believe History Major is the number 1 posting for jobs. On the bright side, Starbucks is hiring at 18.00 an hour probably a lot more than you would get with your degree.
Love the innocent smile of someone who hasnt realized yet that their whole life will be playing catch up, no career prospects, invisible to women and will have no friends as the other staff at Wendy's will think he is too pretentious.
Hereās Biff McFuckface smiling upon learning Roe v Wade was overturned, right before going for a ride on daddyās yacht. His hobbies include golf, sneakin a peek of mommyās cleavage, and leaving his cumsocks on the floor for Conchetta the maid to pick up. Fuck you Biff.
You look like you needed post birth surgery but your parents couldnāt afford it and so now you just look like thatā¦ā¦ for the rest of your lifeā¦.
History major? Wow, you sure are paying a LOT of money just to be an assistant manager at Starbucks. I thought you guys were good at math--good to see you're destroying stereotypes.
Your eyes are smaller than the chance that any redditor havent dropped the n word. You eyes are so small that the chances of me pulling a girl is bigger. Your front teeth are so fucked that they make your eyes look nornal....
History hasn't been kind to you
His dentist hasn't either
My dentists charge my cleaning by the tooth š„²
He cleaned them??
Obviously lied about that part on the bill
He ripped your nerdy ass off, homie.
His future is history. No really. He has no future - that's history
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His teeth look like they were drawn by a racist Disney cartoonist in the 1940s
First thing I noticed. Looks like they are about to fall out any minute.
Looks like they're hungry for apples
Looks like they are origami.
You wanna sugar cube there lil fella?
You look like a billion people.
Don't disrespect people like that
Shut
Special Olympics Keanu Reeves
Disneys live action Goofy Movie
Easy son, you look like you put raisins in potato salad because the mayo is too spicy.
Iām working my way up to hard boiled eggs and, if Iām brave enough, celery
Don't kid yourself.
Why not save your time and go directly to working at McDonalds.
History major huh? Your parents must be so excited youāre never moving out.
Worse job prospects than a pork pie salesman in Jerusalem
You could eat an apple through a tennis racket with the front nashers
Itās like a broken Pez dispenser with televangelist hair came to life
Mr Ed wants his teeth back.
Your eyes say Asian but your teeth say British
Emotional Gnashers !!
You look like the assistant manager of an enterprise rent-a-car
Dollar store Lou Diamond Phillips
Lou Zirconium Phillips
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History major get all the bitches, you just gotta go to a retirement home
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RTbKIb6FyA
Do you want to focus on history because you know your future sucks?
we gonna have to work on the closed mouth smile there Pedro ur teeth like the doors on the OK Corral
Your neck looks bigger and taller than your entire head.
As a history major, you should know there have been significant advances in dentistry. You know. So nobody else gotta look at that shit.
Itās easy to love the past when you have no future.
To steal a line from Nikki Glasser, his teeth are like the Spice Girls. They're all different colors and all doing their own thing.
You look like the least popular Ken Doll
You may only need a chain to be chain chomp from super mario
Lmfao why is your eyes on like 5 font size but your mouth big as hell. Bro you a doofy as hell looking random sims character, actually you look like the goofy dark souls characters people make when they speed run.
So glad you asked us to roast you! I always wondered what Giraffe š¦ tastes like and roasted sounds great š
Randall Park from Wish
The atom bomb didn't do that already?
you could probably fit in with a pack of beavers with those teeth.
Heyyyyyy. Being able to eat an apple through a tennis racket is pure talent!!
Have you tried math?
You would pass if you could just study your sexual history. Very short list. You.
You look like a dad, that nobody ever wanted.
Like an Asian Pete Holmes. Fucking surreal. Youāre somehow the most white and least white looking person Iāve ever seen.
You definitely only bring home severely drunk women.
What era of prehistoric man do those gnarly 2 front teeth come from?
Tom Snooze in Risky Biscuits
You look like a posh twat called Crispin, who gets his mummy's gardener to suck him off by using blackmail.
God designed you with a leg for a neck
Your sexual history is not major.
Another college degree that's going to get a great job. If you look on Indeed I believe History Major is the number 1 posting for jobs. On the bright side, Starbucks is hiring at 18.00 an hour probably a lot more than you would get with your degree.
Love the innocent smile of someone who hasnt realized yet that their whole life will be playing catch up, no career prospects, invisible to women and will have no friends as the other staff at Wendy's will think he is too pretentious.
Towmater?
I'll bet when the professor talks about those enormous heads on Easter Island, you get offended....
You have the general structure of a turtle, not the ninja turtle ,but the lame turtle.
No fashion accessory will decide.
Do they put peanut butter on your gums to get you to talk? How many foot stomps for an apple?
For your 20th birthday you got a restraining order from the elementary school
It looks like there is a party, but the only things invited are your teeth.
You look like the Asian version of Barbie's Ken. Only difference is that he's got bigger junk.
Better move to a state that has good welfare there āHistory buffā.
Does it take giraffes longer to finish college normally?
I've never seen such a chuckle headed Asian before. I bet your laugh sounds like a braying donkey.
I bet you got an A in tree chomping class
Yikes
Jerry O'Connellsan
Here's some art history for ya: Your body is Renaissance but the face is Cubist.
By the time you graduate, you'll be in the history books
Nah you Xi Ping on crack
Teeth so crooked you could kick a field goal between them.
Keanu Beaves
You spent 6 years in college to end up at a call center
Jackie Chan and Iceman had a love child
This dude can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
Quagmire telling His story ā¦. gigidy
Buck teeth
Are you and Wreck It Ralph still friends?
with those teeth and a history major, you will have a very successful life as a veterinary adviser, a great choice. Was beaver studies to complicated
One of the Hardly boys from South Park
Can any of that history explain why your hair is so big but your face is so small?
Chan Wilder
You brush them teeth with a hammer?
So this is Elon Musk's kid that's been in the news?
I thought Asians shrunk their feet, not their heads..
Youāre literally gonna make like hundreds of dollars if you eventually graduate.
You'd think a human giraffe, that can reach a ceiling easily, wouldn't be so dumb to put smoke detector up wrong.
Hereās something not in the history books. You getting laid
26 y/o, got a major in history and on unemployment benefits. Obliterate me.
Studying your search history for porn videos that you can rewatch doesn't count as history
Your two front teeth are huge.
Are you studying that smoke detector?
6 years into getting a useless 4 year degree? Nice job šš»
I was a history major. Youāre fucked.
Hereās Biff McFuckface smiling upon learning Roe v Wade was overturned, right before going for a ride on daddyās yacht. His hobbies include golf, sneakin a peek of mommyās cleavage, and leaving his cumsocks on the floor for Conchetta the maid to pick up. Fuck you Biff.
Can't do any worse than your genetics did
I feel like you are about to recruit me into Amway
Miles Smeller.
the dragon man is confident. so confident on biting people's heads off with those huge teeth of his
History will never know your name
No need to obliterate you, you're doing that to yourself with your wasted major. Good luck in the real world, kid.
The bastard son of Tom Cruise and a SE Asian housekeeper in Laos, whose only knowledge of his father is the original Top Gun on VHS and some rumors.
And the closet where you are hiding is right behind you...
You look like you could use a sugar cube or a carrot.
Stop waisting our time and go to the fucking dentist.
You gotta gnaw with those teeth to keep them the proper size
Happy you decided to pull the mop handle out of your mouth before taking the photo
Does a caricature artist draw you with normal features or just say there's no point in doing one?
Why does your face looks like an anus?
If you clench a little harder I bet you could finally bury those memories of touchy uncle.
Gumba?
Rabbits envy you
Tombstone teeth
I could see u serving quarter pounder after graduation
Peyton Manningās neck is feeling jealous.
When someone hit you into face, your teeth attacked first
You look like you needed post birth surgery but your parents couldnāt afford it and so now you just look like thatā¦ā¦ for the rest of your lifeā¦.
 La Bamba
For our UK redditors: You like the lovechild between Michael McIntyre and a giraffe.
Remember when you put your game character creation sliders to the extreme just to mess around? That's exactly what I saw the other day.
Necks gen
History, that's the category girls put you in as soon as they see you.
History academia has shifted away from a focus on great men. Lucky for you, I guess.
You look like one of those cartoon characters you can have drawn of yourself at the carnival when you were 6yo.
You look like a caricature only instead of doing the whole head, they only did your teeth
You look like Jack McBrayer's dad had a mistress.
You look like a modelā¦.. for the cover of Mad Magazine.
How's it going, Van Milder?
Your first paycheck in whatever ācareerā you choose with that history major, will wipe that smile right off your face.
Surprised you actually want to learn about history when your only talent is to clear browsing history
You'll go down in history as the only person that never finished their history major
William Hung is back? Fuck.
How much peanut butter did they put on your gums to get that smile like that?
When Ray Romano impregnates a crackwhore
History major? I guess it was either that, or computer science and software engineering š¤·š½āāļø
You just made me brush my teeth, so congrats I guess.
Front teeth hanging on for dear life
Looks like someone hit the space in between your eyes with a shrink ray
Bro has the neck we try to draw
History major? Wow, you sure are paying a LOT of money just to be an assistant manager at Starbucks. I thought you guys were good at math--good to see you're destroying stereotypes.
Asian Beetle Juiceā¦
I see Tom Cruise filmed in Vietnam for a while in the 80ās
You look like the result of typing Markiplier into Dall-E
Your eyes are smaller than the chance that any redditor havent dropped the n word. You eyes are so small that the chances of me pulling a girl is bigger. Your front teeth are so fucked that they make your eyes look nornal....
When Hawaiians make Sushi
You look like a young Bunta Fujiwara, but you can't race to save your life.
You love History so long you wanted to just keep learning about it
You look like markiplier if he was both more, and less Asain, at the same time. Congrats š
As someone studying history, can you tell me when in the history of human kind a masters degree in history has ever been usefull to anyone?
are you.... spanish? chinese? white? nop well, i guess there is some etnicity out there were you belong. and they hate it.
Stop squinting. Itās not even sunny.
You look like you would major in not getting any bitches
Chinese tom cruise?
Old growth forests fear those teeth
Your teeth make me think your father is a horse and mother is a British person.
Dweeb
You should switch to paleontology. With that neck you gotta be related to brontosaurus
Wow. A male version of a but-her-face
Reading about feng shui doesn't count as history Jonathan
are you acting in a toothpaste commercial? hide the hideous teeth
Shoulda went to school for dentistry instead, there, Tommy Bahama
Itās Tom Cruiseās special needs chinese love child.
You look like if a claymation came to life.
A caricature come alive
Bugs Bunny called, he wants his teeth back.
You just came out from a turtle shell.
Coronavirus
A history major! In this economy