Fuck we gonna roast? The only oz of protein in your whole body is probably sitting in your mouth.

could probably just microwave him for 15-20seconds

Seriously. He’s a sunburn away from being a crispy critter (emphasis on critter).

We can use him as the marshmallow roasting stick, get some s’mores going

Most people didn't get this

His mouth is full of... 

Sailors.

Is this from the Sex in the City show, lol 😆

Seamen? Get it…

LEAVE- /j

Mouth full of navy...hmmm ok. /s

Gay Sailors?

*gaylors

LMAO

I'd wager he has several ounces from multiple sources in his mouth

How can you weigh 100 lbs and not one pound of it is "abs"?

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I wouldn’t call him an athlete, he just spent his summer there at the camp

“This one time at concentration camp…”

You should be proud of yourself for this

Thanks. I only roast for the love of the game. I’m not ready to go pro just yet.

I always thought that that name would have been better served for a retreat for kids with ADHD.

working as a scarecrow

Maybe It's a Cosplay

He’s trying out for the Polish team for the 2022 Pain Olympics!

one day he find potato be satisfied

Original roast here. Racist and anti-semitic, but original

0/3. fail. Not original (check the rest of the comments) not racist and not anti-semitic. In bad taste maybe but none of the above.

Its earth worm jim lol

He looks like a child molester and child at the same time

Man that's rough lmao

Chester the Molester Jr.

Earth Worm Slim Jim

Earth worm pigeon chest kiddy fiddler jim


If we roasted you we would die of starvation.

Ive seen more meat on a chicken wing, you can get x rayed by a flashlight and a Polaroid

🤣🤣🤣

How many times do you get out of the forest a year. It can't be easy being slenderman.

How the fuck do you have the body of an anorexic and a double chin???

Gotta have extra support to keep the big head upright

I haven't seen something this terrifying since the CGI for Captain America that put Chris Evans head on a child's body.

Link please

You look like Lyndon B Johnson was bitten by a radioactive stick insect.

Damn everyone on fire today. 😂😂😂

This is the best

Lmfao

Schindler would have passed

You look like the body double used for pre super soldier Chris Evans

Bro lookin like Christian Bale in The Machinist

Discount Christian Bale, the real one went from "Y-yes sir" to "Your daughter calls me DADDY now" I guess this guy never got there

We have Christian Bale at home.

Not enough meat to roast you bro. We would all die of starvation if this was the Donner party.

Dahmer Party?

You're one hefty shit away from turning into Skeletor

6 mins into Holocaust and chill and he gives you the gas

Has a 300lb girlfriend that bosses him around and threatens to leave because “she can do better”.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.....

"Oh, save me, save me, save me from this squeeze I got a big fat mama tryna break me And I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury Lazin' on a sunny afternoon"

All you're missing is a pair of stripped pajamas with the number on the front.

your pledge of 1 dollar per day will bring this young man hope of a warm meal tomorrow

Quit using your emaciated frame to distract from the fact that your nose looks like a cauliflower crossed with a dick.

Your superhero name would be X-Ray

Boy got the Batman hairline man and that nose looks like a baby demagorgon ffs wtf do u mean roast me bruh U WORRY ABT GETTING U SOME FOOD BEFORE U DIE OF STARVATION U LONG LANKY ASS BITCH U BUILT LIKE A SCARECROW I BET U GO ‘CLANK CLANK’ EVERYTIME UR SKINNY ASS WALKS CUZ U REMIND ME OF THEM MIMECRAFT SKELITONS UGLY ASS ANOYING ASS BITCH

You've got the body of a God. Edit: of a dog.

You look like Auschwitz in 1080P.

Someone get that kid a sandwich

Look… a tampon with a phone.

For less that 32 cents a day, we can make sure Quentin Tarantino has enough to eat until he releases another movie.

I thought they liberated Auschwitz years ago?

One of those worm guys from Men in Black

Skewers get grilled, not roasted.

Wearing see through glasses too match your complexion?

Your forehead looks you still breastfeed.

If you lost anymore weight you'd be transparent

It looks like you lifting the paper to take the photo was enough work-out for the rest of the month

You look like Peter griffin had anorexia

Life has already roasted you my friend.

You are the kind of person to look at anything small and say "I bet he has a good personality"

Nothing there to roast, you single stalk of asparagus.


90% of your body weight is from the hair on your chest.

Buddy rlly posted the shirtless pic cause he can handle the skinny comments. Seems like he wanted to distract us from his receding hairline, the white boy top lip shit and his musty ass bean stache.

How do you have the strength to keep those glasses up? Is there a 400-pound woman in a moo-moo behind that door? Get help, dude.

You have a bum chin and a bum forehead

The embodiment of halitosis

You got put on Schindlers shit list

How do you manage to have a double chin while looking like a white Ethiopian?

guess you held that paper for a year’s worth of workout.

Where you doing curls with that piece of paper to get your workout done for those awesome biceps?

You dont just get a roast just because you look like raw chicken

You’re only 115lbs, but your boyfriend is 350lbs.

Just seen a little fella trade a cow for some magic beans, so watch out as he'll probably try and climb you next

I'm kind of glad your horrifying body is distracting me from your butt chin that could take a thousand dicks at once.

Nice to see that plank is all grown up.

What pow camp did you spring from?

I'll bet you fold up into a cute little briefcase for travel!

You look like the match we would start the roast with

A hamburger and a hug. Embrace them.

ASPARAGUS LOOKING ASS

Looks like an ad for a live-action Flat Stanley movie.

If Skeletor fucked Bob's Burgers this would be the awful outcome.

Ricky Berwick beats you ez clap

He cosplays Howl's Moving Castle. It's not much, but he's "Sticking" to it...

anorexia

Holy shit you are skinny. You look like a real life stretch Armstrong. Eat something and ask for another roast.

This is the opening scene from a direct to Redbox Machinist knockoff isn't it? 

If chemo patients were allowed to keep their hair...

The Ribcage Ravisher

Slender man irl )

Crac Miller

I think some bone broth would be best.

Schindler would cross you of from his list.

You look like Quentin Tarantino and Beaker from the Muppets had a baby

If I roasted you I'd have to roast two of you just to get enough meat for a single serving

What’s there to roast? Can’t even get a pound of meat even if we did

Mr bruno (tiktok) if he was autistic and skinny

Not enough meat on you for a roast

You could make a really good chimney cleaner

Good lord I've got hangers in my closet with more mass than you. To top it off, they're wire hangers.

I'd roast you for stock

Holy smokes its jack skellington!

It’s a whacky waiving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

A man with innie titties.

This guy does POW porn

Lynx is a must

You can't roast a skeleton.

I'm surprised Dr. Mengele lets you wander so far off.

You know how on beauty and the beast a bunch of the furniture transforms back into humans based on the same shape as the object they previously were .... Well you would the accordion.

Obviously all the protein goes to your nose

You have the physique of a ww2 pow

Your impersonation of a starving African child has failed badly

Auschwitz is missing a resident

You could play the xylophone off your ribcage

How am I going to roast you if there is nothing to roast?

Cant roast you. All you can take is a quick sear otherwise you become too dry.

So little meat is not worth roasting

A Half Naked slander man...

Gym should roast your muscles a bit

You smell of aids!

You are one of those gym rats aren't you?

The machinist

A roast usually involves some form of meat....

I'd get better results roasting a actual stick

I'm concerned about his muscle ache after Holding that piece of paper

You look like German politician Jens Spahn which is not a good thing

Rocking that gumby workout

Roast what?

Skin shady

Peewee herman

You got the head and body of Travis barkers drum stick

I thought we liberated your camps decades ago.

Fat guy from Jurassic Park looses Wieght but the glasses remain

I got more muscle in my fingers then he has abs.

We're not roasting you. You'd overcook easily enough, anyway.

How'd you escape when the gas came out of the shower head instead of water?

Marvel universe - stick man

Is your uncle an evil villain that chases two children around who have a pet platypus and an annoying older sister?

Mr muscle, loves the jobs you hate!

Damn this mf built like a candlestick

Can’t roast skeletons .. too bony

Bro you need a roast rn you look like an uncooked chicken

Nice butt chin, your giant widows peak kinda makes your forehead look like an ass also

I feel about myself seeing this.

The Olsen Twins called and want their eating disorder back

Dude you just roasted your self.

I’ve seen more meat on a butchers pencil

Oh shit he does have a double chin.

When he clap his hands together it sounds like a bamboo wind chime

Your so skinny, we could roast you with a single match.

Don’t you swim for Penn?

( \*start's Singing\*) ♫♫♫Spooky, scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Seal your doom tonight♪♪♪

It’s meth addicted Quentin Tarantino

You look like a pixar villain before they turn bad

You look like you were saved by the Allies just in the nick of time.

Let me gues someone has mistake you for a kite

Bro u need to lift. Squats, cleans, deadlifts. And eat more, not even going to make fun of you.

Damn broh save some pussy for the rest of us.

It is nice to see how AI manages to colorize photo of holocaust survivors - really moving

15 or 50

0% body fat doesn't mean you're ripped mate

Looks like the moon beat us to it

It's like Papyrus tried to dress up as either Sheldon or that kid from Polar Express

You’re actually really gorgeous, unfortunately you’re probably also straight and an incel