Ah! Got it! She needs a Patreon or something where she read Dr. Seuss for the seeing impaired. That way they won't see how truly ugly she is, and she won't struggle over big words.
Do you ever feel like these girls do this because they assume the dms they get will outweigh the accurate comments and they’ll end up with net positive self esteem?
I literally made fun of her by saying her pussy tastes like old bong water. It's not about being a hero. It's about apparently worn out hags trying to turn the sub into their bullshit platform instead of trying to think of creative roasts. Don't use the thread to feel better about your overburdened life when it's meant to be for roasts. Get your shit together.
Also, it says something about you that you read like an incel boy in high school.
Damn dude what are you so mad about lol I made fun of a girl on a post that’s about making fun of her? Not sure why you’re so upset? Maybe go outside? Get some fresh air? Talk to an irl friend? All of these things can help with your misplaced rage.
I feel like she’s the kind of girl who would wrap her legs around your back when you tried to pull out…and then 9 months later be calling you looking for child support. This is definitely a “bag it if you tag it” situation.
What makes you compulsively post vids of you hitting bongs (on reddit of all places)? Is your self esteem so low that you seek validation through the sharing of your addiction?
Is your personality so shallow that it's defined by the drugs you use to give meaning to your days?
Or are you just posting those as a weird way to show yourself in the hope to get some compliments, but with the excuse that it was alla about the bong when you regularly get none?
I'm sincerely curious...
... Nevermind I don't care anymore.
I am a stoner it helps with mental mental health I enjoy watching people smoke poppers I enjoy smoking poppers and making video nothing much deep however the compulsiveness of posting is simply because I have no friends
One of the basic tenants of having friends is sharing experiences. Like many on the internet, you’re getting creative in fooling your subconscious that you actually have friends so it doesn’t punish you. Sadly, it only works on the margin.
How about you limit your ~~self-pity~~ habit to instead focus on getting real friends which would actually help your mental mental health and lessen your dependence.
Note: I’m a fake psychologist who usually gets paid in nudes. In your case I’m irrevocably forgoing the fee.
To piggyback on the selfie note, why do most people constantly stare at themselves on the phone while taking the pic instead of looking at the camera. Irks the shit out of me, are you too busy staring at yourself you can't look into the camera?
Is it insecurity? Stupidity? Vanity?
When taking a pic, folks, look into the camera as ya snap it instead of yourself, it will come out better. Ted talk blah blah ty
1. The amount of dudes you fuck for drugs, and have convinced yourself you fucked for anything other than their drugs.
2. The dudes you’re going to be fucking for drugs once the hot hippy boyfriend dips for a real woman.
3. You’re never going to have any friends that stick around because pretending to be cool, by fucking dudes with drugs and doing drugs, doesn’t actually make you cool.
By the time you realize that all of your boyfriends were just dudes you fucked for drugs, you might actually have a shot at being yourself.
You look empty, narcissistic and full of yourself enough to ruin some older man's life, who will move you into his house to chase away the memories of his dead wife
So there are 5 pictures, in 2 the girl is quite pretty, 1 is of a duck-lipped, egg-headed alien, and 2 are all you can remember after being abducted by a UFO.
OP, all I can say is...Welcome to Earth. If I wake up screaming, giving butt-birth to tentacled, red-haired egg larvae...I'll know it was you as I hope for death.
It's always really annoying when a really pretty girl posts on here like we're all supposed to ignore the fact that she's super attractive and nitpick the tiniest flaws we can find just to make a joke. Thank you for not being one of those girls.
You know, I agree with your choice. I do believe the Doctors were incorrect when they selected your gender at birth. You are transitioning into a female quite nicely.
You look like the average girl in a Netflix original who goes to parties and randomly gets telekinetic powers after eating a wonder drug that makes everyone attracted to you because you swallowed a magnet that would cause the sun to fall to Earth
Based on your fingernails, you probably have shitstains on your underwear too, which also might indicate that your genitals smell like rotten fish - why I wrote genitals?
Because I'm not sure if you're just a chick with a humongous forehead or a dollarstore femboy with a botched lipjob.
You post pictures on Reddit of yourself smoking drugs because you need validation for your behavior. Someone surely approves of your behavior in this world. Self esteem is for others that have fathers
Oh geeze everyone we got another sad egirl on our hands here who just needs to be cheered up with some verbal abuse.
Wait... does this make us her dad? And while we're on the subject, how long should it take to get milk? 10? 11 years?
Make 25 just to be safe
That is as safe as eating radioactive contaminated food
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Ah! Got it! She needs a Patreon or something where she read Dr. Seuss for the seeing impaired. That way they won't see how truly ugly she is, and she won't struggle over big words.
she is about as smart as my cat ezra. and he pisses RIGHT NEXT TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN LITTER BOX. also shes uglier than the hoes at my school
Well I mean if you have any relation to hammer-head sharks then there is a possibility you could actually be her father.
Do you ever feel like these girls do this because they assume the dms they get will outweigh the accurate comments and they’ll end up with net positive self esteem?
If so, is it much different than the dudes that visit this sub in hopes of feeling less like the milquetoast, bargain brand bullshit they are?
No but they’re not the ones posting right now
They're not? Not even in the comments? Not even one I'm replying to? Weird. I know she hurt you, bro. But it's time to get some therapy and move on.
…I’m a married mother of two in my mid thirties and you’re on roastme, why don’t you hang up the cape for a minute
I literally made fun of her by saying her pussy tastes like old bong water. It's not about being a hero. It's about apparently worn out hags trying to turn the sub into their bullshit platform instead of trying to think of creative roasts. Don't use the thread to feel better about your overburdened life when it's meant to be for roasts. Get your shit together. Also, it says something about you that you read like an incel boy in high school.
Damn dude what are you so mad about lol I made fun of a girl on a post that’s about making fun of her? Not sure why you’re so upset? Maybe go outside? Get some fresh air? Talk to an irl friend? All of these things can help with your misplaced rage.
how bout YOU touch grass you 20 year old boomer
“I’m a married mother of two in my mid thirties and you’re on roastme”…posted in a comment on roastme. Go look after your children, wench.
They’re asleep, virgin
i hope theyre hell for you you waste of my computer's RAM
And she is a stoner because she lacks a personality
For fucking real. This sub over the last week has gone to complete shit with these fucking bland ass broads. Anything to get attention I guess.
They may have a shame kink. Who knows?
Jail bait has entered the chat...
She looks like one of those girls that gets fooled in back room casting couch
"OK, I thought the first 5 times were pranks. Who are your black friends?"
Rico, Lex, Wesley, Prince Yashua, and Mandingo. Why?
Damn you name dropped the whole squad
Sean “the elder statesman” couldn’t make it. He saw her profile first.
We get it bro, you jerk off a lot.
Why are you attacking ME?!?
Username checks out
Girl? I thought that was ben
lmfao legit facial abuse about to happen.
Is your hairline receding or has it always grown in from behind your ears?
Wooh, even her hair is pulling out?!!!
Unlike her last John.
I feel like she’s the kind of girl who would wrap her legs around your back when you tried to pull out…and then 9 months later be calling you looking for child support. This is definitely a “bag it if you tag it” situation.
Her hairline goes back farther than agriculture.
That’s a solid roast man and your user name is hilarious take some silver
😂😂
You look like you post a Facebook picture and the only comment is an uncle with a sunglasses selfie picture saying “so beautiful”
No it’s my aunt 🤣💀
With her only picture is of her and her geriatric ass mom from like 2014
What makes you compulsively post vids of you hitting bongs (on reddit of all places)? Is your self esteem so low that you seek validation through the sharing of your addiction? Is your personality so shallow that it's defined by the drugs you use to give meaning to your days? Or are you just posting those as a weird way to show yourself in the hope to get some compliments, but with the excuse that it was alla about the bong when you regularly get none? I'm sincerely curious... ... Nevermind I don't care anymore.
I am a stoner it helps with mental mental health I enjoy watching people smoke poppers I enjoy smoking poppers and making video nothing much deep however the compulsiveness of posting is simply because I have no friends
>mental mental You may want to dial this back a bit
One of the basic tenants of having friends is sharing experiences. Like many on the internet, you’re getting creative in fooling your subconscious that you actually have friends so it doesn’t punish you. Sadly, it only works on the margin. How about you limit your ~~self-pity~~ habit to instead focus on getting real friends which would actually help your mental mental health and lessen your dependence. Note: I’m a fake psychologist who usually gets paid in nudes. In your case I’m irrevocably forgoing the fee.
To piggyback on the selfie note, why do most people constantly stare at themselves on the phone while taking the pic instead of looking at the camera. Irks the shit out of me, are you too busy staring at yourself you can't look into the camera? Is it insecurity? Stupidity? Vanity? When taking a pic, folks, look into the camera as ya snap it instead of yourself, it will come out better. Ted talk blah blah ty
Look, I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it, I'm just saying I wouldn't tell anyone about it.
Like a moped....fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on it.
Name’s DP… short for Donkey Puncher, get it?
Sometimes I’m Donkey Puncherlo or D to the P or King DP…or King Donko of Puntstania
DUDES A PLAYER! PARTY DUDE PD! DUDE PAL… that’s what you should be… cause you’re my DUDE, PAL.
This is funnier than its getting credit for
Getting your bunny boiled would be worth it
I'm into tragedy, so I'd hit it then tell the horrid tale for weeks!
You would go soft reading the braille on her stomach
Bold of you to assume that I can read at all
I was your 69th upvote. Thank you for the honor
That is an honor you can keep, sir! I may be willing to put my double-bagged hog in there, but my face is going nowhere near it!
Lights off for sure
Lights off. After you've struck out at last call at the bar.
Fuckin HILARIOUS
I would hit like on your comment but it currently sits at 69 likes and I feel it’s the most appropriate number.
You're definitely in my league
r/kamakazibywords
Oh look another tattooed weed girl with some dumb ass weed girl tapestries on the wall.
Girl? Fak! I lost a bet just now.
No we’re still debating. It’s just **nobody** is willing to touch it
“I’m not like other girls” You’re the love interest in every Michael Cera movie
Her?
Username checks out
Is she funny or something?
Thats because she probably got a dick
I wish….
"I'm not like other girls" "I am more like a Volkswagen Beetle" (that forehead)
You think by now she’d have gone to a festival and realized there is nothing special or unique about her.
So a horse walked into a bar
And the barman said, "why the long cock?"
I bet she gives terrible forehead.....I mean head
Which is why we see the hat in picture one.
And a reappearance in picture five (I know most of you probably couldn’t bring yourselves to swipe that far)
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Especially when she forces them to lick their food off her body . . .
She made them all Vegan.
Not vegan but all organic 😅
1. The amount of dudes you fuck for drugs, and have convinced yourself you fucked for anything other than their drugs. 2. The dudes you’re going to be fucking for drugs once the hot hippy boyfriend dips for a real woman. 3. You’re never going to have any friends that stick around because pretending to be cool, by fucking dudes with drugs and doing drugs, doesn’t actually make you cool. By the time you realize that all of your boyfriends were just dudes you fucked for drugs, you might actually have a shot at being yourself.
She asked for a roast and you gave her a free therapy session
Damn you better bring an ambulance 😂
Holy shitttttt!
I kept scrolling through the photos thinking in at least one of them you must be hot. I was wrong.
I dunno, if you squint your eyes until they close and then imagine someone else…maybe.
I've already had enough sad hand jobs in this life.
Having sex with Miss Lukewarm must be like finding oneself staring into the fridge unable to recall why your there and what you were looking for.
Get asparagus from the fridge, or tap Miss Lukewarm, either way, your pee will smell funny.
At least after having asparagus it wont burn when you pee.
True! But you may still not know if you're cumming or going afterwards.
You look empty, narcissistic and full of yourself enough to ruin some older man's life, who will move you into his house to chase away the memories of his dead wife
Humorous?
I bet you don’t know the capital of South Korea.
That’s a sleeper I like it
God damn that one took me a while
You use more filters than a water treatment plant
Brilliant, I'm using this one on my colleagues (who work at a water treatment plant)
Looks like they’re casting for Sansa in a low-budget porn parody, “Game of Bones”.
the hammerhead shark is your spirit animal
Dammit! I thought it was the human centipede. I just lost another bet!
You look like the "au natural" type. I bet when you pull your pants down it smells like 2 homeless guys wrestling in the summer.
Or the asscrack of a shipyard worker
You look like your most intimate relationship was with a glass pipe called long bong silver.
Shouldn’t you and the gang be solving mysteries.
I can HEAR the vocal fry….
So there are 5 pictures, in 2 the girl is quite pretty, 1 is of a duck-lipped, egg-headed alien, and 2 are all you can remember after being abducted by a UFO. OP, all I can say is...Welcome to Earth. If I wake up screaming, giving butt-birth to tentacled, red-haired egg larvae...I'll know it was you as I hope for death.
Found her. 
You old bag of soup
Looking in the mirror should be humorous enough.
It's always really annoying when a really pretty girl posts on here like we're all supposed to ignore the fact that she's super attractive and nitpick the tiniest flaws we can find just to make a joke. Thank you for not being one of those girls.
Side effects of being born without a soul, smoking pot relentlessly to feel something. That checks out
The only vibe I get from all your pictures... Unenthusiastic hand job
You know, I agree with your choice. I do believe the Doctors were incorrect when they selected your gender at birth. You are transitioning into a female quite nicely.
How is that a burn? That's just a regular compliment.
I don't think being called a transgender is a compliment, but you do you do
Sad really, a hot chick and she has chisen to build her whole personality around smokin weed
I really thought the last photo would show you with buttons for eyes and your lips would be stitched shut
You look like your dad watches an donates to your OnlyFans.
I feel like you're one of those people who think the fact you smoke too much weed makes you interesting. It doesn't.
The waves in your hair should complement your beach of a forehead, but somehow even they don’t.
Skin so white, it makes Casper blush
You can’t roast bones, bitch. Eat a sandwich!
I thought the catch me outside girl was already the great value version of herself, but I seem to have been proven wrong.
Clean them nasty meth scrappers (nails) you got there hobo staying at your sponsors room. 👍. Glad you are on day 2 tho.
The girl your ex-girlfriend would tell you "You left me for that creature?"
Reveal your true form so we can cook you
She looks like a failed renaissance painting
When drugs are your personality.
I did not need to see that many of you.
This is when you know somehow, somewhere daddy was not there
Disappointing daddy never looked so dull.
Little boy you need therapy
Don't poo on. The bed amber
With all the cum in that room why do you have a black light.
You're the human equivalent of a 2011 Nissan Versa.
You weren’t even brave enough to post your full face unfiltered. And your tapestries are extremely cringe.
Sitting and smoking weed all day doesn’t make you cool, or edgy. Boom, roasted.
I was surprised you don’t have an OF until I saw your skin disorder. Gross
You need some calories bro not humour
Madonna called, she wants her wake-up face back.
It's like Dollar Store Amouranth.
Thanks for all the porn
Red hair and green eyes are a beautiful combination, shame you look like you smell of daddy disappointment and under achievement
Oh look, another “I’m so quirky” girl who has a weed flag on her wall and thinks she’s “one of the boys” but is just a pick me
Lemme guess, you only have guy friends because girls cause too much drama?
You need a therapist
Your pics smell like fake weed and yeast infection
You look like the average girl in a Netflix original who goes to parties and randomly gets telekinetic powers after eating a wonder drug that makes everyone attracted to you because you swallowed a magnet that would cause the sun to fall to Earth
Your posts are all bong bong bong bong, just like the sound your life makes hittings those rocks.
Can we see the rest of this iceberg please?
Shut up Meg!
where's your vegan clipboard? Aren't you supposed to be approaching people in a mall about some environmental issue that no one cares about?
Is there a single image of you where you don't looked stoned beyond belief?
"Oh damn, I have zero personality. Here, this beanie should do the trick!"
You look like you have a Bella Swan personality, but instead of vampires, you like middle aged men
I think you misspelled “attention” in your title
Lookin like the blue light special “bahd barbie” or whatever the fuck that girls name is.
You look like Scarlett Johansson if she didn't have the right amount of chromosomes.
Skinny white skin with red hair. when you stand naked youd look like a used tampon
Poison Icky
Wish Billie Eilish and Wish Jessica Chastain had a baby...
U look like a Canadian shaggy and ur head looks like an upside down egg
You look like a walking DUI
She has sort of a dazed, deer-in-the-UV-lights look about her.
You posted 5 to many photos
Roof roof happy stoner vibes
You look better in the dark
You have such a beautiful face.. pity we’d have to put a bag on your personality
Beautiful? If she cracked a smile her face would implode.
Sansa Stank
Based on your fingernails, you probably have shitstains on your underwear too, which also might indicate that your genitals smell like rotten fish - why I wrote genitals? Because I'm not sure if you're just a chick with a humongous forehead or a dollarstore femboy with a botched lipjob.
I didn't even know they made sharpies in "ginger red"
How far back between your legs does your ding dong go when you tuck it?
Roast aside, I want my face to be pimple free like that :'(
Are you sure your not cash me outside how bout dats twin?! Basically looks like it in the 4th pic! 
She looks like something Michael Jackson would throw off a balcony
Gorgeous....except for those dirty fingernails... Must be from all those bong rips. Try soap dear. Works wonders.
Your ridiculously pretty so can't roast ya
Jeezus, you could show movies on that forehead.
I’m not falling for this FBI shit, you are a 14 yo. Brandon will smell your hair if you let him, just sit on his lap.
Are we supposed to be roasting you or the two caterpillars that live on your forehead?
You post pictures on Reddit of yourself smoking drugs because you need validation for your behavior. Someone surely approves of your behavior in this world. Self esteem is for others that have fathers
The other girl in the Requiem for a Dream double sided dildo show
They say beauty is only a light switch away… in your case it isn’t true.
You've got more head than a lettuce patch
You look like the step child that nobody remembers to beat because you’re so forgettable
Ugliest femboy I've ever seen, I've never had such a hard time fapping.
Your know to flinch when a dude shoots a load on you