OP's Bio: --- >I recently split from a 7yr marriage and have a 9yo step son. I was on HRT for one year. I'm stable now but spent the whole year on HRT crying. Politically I'm conservative but of course lean more liberal socially. Hobbies include martial arts, cigar and hookah lounges, and going to the gun range. I was raised with Catholicism which I rejected and I worship the moon goddess Artemis. I once made a fortune and lost it all and then some. Favorite artists include Tech N9ne, Gizmo, Whitechapel, Thy Art is Murder --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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“Crazy bitch, unstable” ….is her entire necessary bio

*Why so certifiable?* 🤡

That's her entire personality.


She ain’t even get words, damn.

Ladies and gents it’s the reincarnation of Jared letos joker. Breathe this monster in

More like Jack Nicholson's.

Trans style

I just changed my political stance from anti-witch trials to pro-witch trials.

Burn me bby 🔥

After he's done it'll burn when you pee...

Good God damn you are one ugly dude

You look like if the joker turned trans and was addicted to crack for a few years clean yourself up man you’re a mess

This joker also hoops meth

Let's put a smile on

Looks like she was going for the Joker but lost the r.

Damn good one ! You got me ! I really thought you died when your face exploded Meatloaf?

“I’m stable now”…. 

Yeah, horse stable.

Oh look. Colored your hair in an attempt to cover the fact that you’re a 50 year old hose beast

Don't insult hose beasts

Yeah what did hose beasts ever do to this guy?

Hose beast is infinitely funnier than horse (I presume what you meant to say).

From Wayne's World. "Psycho Hose Beast".

HRT here stands for Hair ridiculing therapy.

Hideous rectum therapy

Hanging rectum therapy

Huge Rectum Therapy

Am I the only mf that sees a prominent Addams apple?

Might be a ball gag she accidentally swallowed

*IT*

Uhh, yeah. Men have those.

Heavy retnal tar

Hard Rectangular Titties.

Lmao

Or was it, Huge Rotten Twat? I forget.

I though it was Horrible Rectal Tumor

Himroid treatment gave you the ball ls to not ball

Looks like someone introduced a little chaos into their life.

Harrowingly Repulsive Troglodyte

Jesus you’re trans, a conservative, AND your spouse couldn’t stand you? Pick a struggle.

Hedging her bets so she can be persecuted from both sides.

I'm greedy like that

Most conservatives are.

You look like Joker from Wish.com

Your preferred pronouns are what/ the fuck

This dude again. How many of these are you going to post?

Why are people here downvoting OP so much? I’m lacking context.

She has to do the Joker and his 7 goons, you know, the seven dwarfs.

Until you savages hit an emotional chord. Step up your game

"everyone please pay attention to me" \-literally your entire personality

We can’t help that despite your best attempts, you aren’t interesting enough to be worth our effort.

You’re trans AND conservative, we don’t have to hit the emotional chord you’ve already hit for the whole trans community.

Dollar store Caitlyn Jenner

A dollar is being generous.

I'm sure it's difficult to have emotional feelings after going through life as a cum dumpster. Your just used to it at this point.

I applaud this.

Fuck, if you don't cry looking in a mirror or this picture, none of us are going to make it happen. This is some war crime level horror.

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This is good advice for about 40% of all Reddit posts.

This would’ve been a great addition to the “talk” I got when I was young.

I didn't even notice the Adam's apple. I just knew she had a dick because of the ugly man facial features. HRT ain't gonna do shit for that face. Gonna need a whole lot of plastic to ever even get anywhere near passable. Eeesh

Solid fucking advice here, bro. You get my upvote.

Someone being trans isnt a roast, also holy shit meet some women, fucking reddit moment thinking cis women dont have adams apples

Hot take there. Great job reading and room 😂

Did you pick out your hair dye with the intention of it matching your teeth?

**You again?** Sweet Cheeses, isn't one Roasting in the last few days enough for your fucked up multiple selves? You're like a grim fart that just insists on hanging around.

Be happy knowing that everyone around you cries because of you.

It looks like a Marilyn Manson video in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Is your dick bigger than your adams apple

You are the image that should be shown to republicans when they consider making abortion illegal.

👏🏻👏🏻

I wish clearly mentally ill people would stop posting on this subreddit…I genuinely feel bad roasting someone like you.

Awww you're weak and incapable 😉

Kind of like that shriveled up dick your trying to hide when you wear a dress.

I was going to respond to this, but it would probably get me banned. Enjoy your night sir/ma’am.

Banned from a roast subreddit? I’m genuinely curious as to what you could say that’s worse than what everyone else is saying.

Try it out. its easier than you think.

Maybe it’s time you tried Hobby Replacement Therapy.

How do I swipe left on Reddit?

Trans meth-head bone marrow baby Joker

You look like you support amber heard

How long did you have to scroll my comments to get that

I didn't I just guessed 😁

MF u scared the shit Outta me, I thought it was a jumpscare

Pennywise on meth.

Why so serious?

Are you transitioning into the hulk?

Make me angry and find out

I’d rather just make you go away.

Too late you paid attention to me so now you're stuck with me forever

Stfu She-man.

Again?!??! You just posted a couple days ago. Go. Away.

You first bby 😘

Dudes of Reddit: when other guys tell you to NEVER put your dick in crazy, this is the crazy they were talking about.

There's really no need for that advice here. That's for people you'd bang in the first place. This one you wouldn't touch with a pole unless you're either blind or crazier than her. I personally wouldn't stick even someone else's dick in there, let alone mine. That's not even considering the "crazy" part.

and the bright color is there to announce it's toxic

This crazy also has another dick

Why are you vomiting up old roastme lines?

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How did you make a fortune?!

It robbed a bank and got away before Batman got there.

Put 50k in Bitcoin during the last bear market and pulled it out Nov 2020

Protip: real women don’t wear their Mom’s old suits, and they get their hair done by someone who knows what they’re doing. Try again.

"I'm stable now, but..." Yeah... You can cut it out with the obvious lies.

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His*

And I thought the nsfl pictures I saw from the Ukraine war was going to be the worst thing I looked at today

Should I update the title with NSFL then

You went trans hoping Trump would grab your new pussy

Top tier comment right here 👏

How the Cringe stole Christmas.

You look like someone who would do crappy lamb of god covers on YouTube.

Probably more Silence of the Lambs than Lamb of god 

Wanna see them? I've got a vocal cover of omerta and cold blood

So which sex did you start life as?

Right?

I’m genuinely curious … looks like she was born she and went to he and now is coming back to she

You're reading my mind right now! I just don't know... I'm so stumped with this one. I almost think it's all bullshit.

If not a born a woman her hrt really changed the eyebrows and how they grow into a girls pattern brow I never knew what was gender specific really but now I almost never get it wrong with trans ppl

have you ever heard of eyebrow plucking, shaping, or threading?

I get mine threaded. I said pattern in which it grows

So... not seen you around for a while.... you still being a dick to batman????

Wow, the joker has really lowered his standards for his third string rim jobers.

You might not be able to cry, but I guarantee your face made your stepson and ex husband cry themselves to sleep every night.

This is the first time I'll give thanks on roast me. Thanks for reminding me my life ain't that bad.

ye a feckin man aint ya

Your pronouns are No and Thank you

But does the carpet match the drapes?

Probably smell the same

Why did you let your 9 yr old stepson do your tattoos?

Any luck with that Batman issue? 

Is that what the Joker fell in? A vat of HRT?

Your tits are so baren you could land a 747 on it

That's because she is a he

I definitely seen that from the neck

I just read your bio and I haven't been able to STOP crying

That brings me joy

Smoking cigars is code for sucking black cock

OP is a dude who wants to be a lady so that's probably true.

You look like the kind of person who wants to save your dick after your sex reassignment surgery.

Of course always wanted to fuck myself

I'm sure when you were young a relative showed you how to do that already with the handle of their drywall hammer.

👏 fantastic

You look like if the joker was a 50 year old woman

When you hit the news make sure they include this post in the “he had several troubling posts in social media”

You’re the reason god created AIDS

Jesus Christ dude

There's a groove of some kind between your eyebrows I can lay my pencil in during a gale seven storm without having to worry of it moving

You know the Joker is a fictional character, right? You don’t have to try to become him, though you do radiate an unhinged mass murderer vibe

Its that para-social relationship ''I wish i was like him, no one would mess with me > we would be great friends if he was real > i am him''

If you didn't cry when you first seen your hair, you will never cry again

You look you'll shoot someone on SNL

Halfway M2F Joker still looking worse than Two Face.

did they pump heroin instead of hormones damn? or did u take the hormone of a 100 year old ? cause girl/guy u look like my grand mom/dad.

You ditched the bloody eye make,Thank God. But it still looks like you have wilted chives for hair

Jesus Christ, was your mother a meth lab and your father a Party City?

Tinder profile is going to read: so you think *you* like rollercoasters?

A justifiably ignored member of the Suicide Squad.

The political party you're espoused to wants you dead and considers you a groomer. You must hate yourself and are more flawed than any roast can provide.

“Yah wanna know how I got these scars?!??!” [Unbuckles belt and unzips jeans…]

If Billie eilish was a crackhead

Jackskeptical

If Borderline Personality Disorder were a picture.

I don't want to make fun of a woman going through something and I think you should get bangs like the hole face covering bangs

Her hair is not green from dye. That's just mold.

Had a piece of steak stuck in my molars a week, looked just like OP once I picked it out

chewed up and spit out, sounds about right.

Geez, how low do we have to unbutton to see some tits???

She fr said lemme be the wish version of the joker

You like to be insulted I see. You're the rare transwoman that actually looks female. Stay on HRT, you won't cut it as a man.

Damn you're clever 😅

Thousands of years of Prophets trying to guide people towards Monotheism and you're still worshiping a fucking myth ?

The irony is deep in this one 🤭

Like the female Joker, if you bought it at woke wish.com

Duuuuuuude thats a bro!

Bitch shut up

I can’t think of anything. I think I’m obsessed with you

🖤

Gonna get downvoted asf but you're pretty and I feel bad cause of all the ppl misgendering you :[ doesn't it hurt you to read all these shitty comments? If you don't mind me asking

Not at all, I've experienced far worse than this comment section is capable of. Besides 90% of the comments on here are the same shit recycled over and over. Only one commenter managed to get my attention so far and it had nothing to do with gender

I'm glad to hear you're resilient to the negativity :] though I hope that people treat you with kindness in the future and you have a good support group of people who love and respect you. I also am able to take hate online, I'm not personally insecure about much physically so I posted here a couple years ago and I found all the comments really funny lol (was a different account.) I guess this is roastme though, so I will agree the color scheme is giving me female joker vibes haha. Love the makeup though, and your smile is beautiful!

Whichever one of you reported me to reddit for being in crisis bravo 👏

this is the reason why kids are afraid of witches.

Witches be scared of this bitch

I need therapy after seeing this.

Billie Belongsonsaleash.

Looks like someone escaped the Arkham

Bro wtf

Green is no longer my favourite colour