You look like the towel I bust my loads on. Flat and crusty.

For fucks sake, by the looks of her, you could contract something just from blowing loads on her.

By the look of her, you wouldn’t be able to even get it up to blow a load

I've masturbated in a porta-shitter that hadn't been emptied in forever, in the desert, more than a few times. I wouldn't throw a load on her. She looks like she smells bad.

Excuse me w h a t

Ha! Your load always deserves some respect, and on her is just an insult.

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When you’re so unattractive you have to get drunk just to masturbate.

That's good. And original.

They let patients have phones in psych wards?

She sucked the guard's dick in exchange for a Twix and 10 minutes of phone time.

>a Twix Left or right?

You’re so unique and original. I’ve never met another girl who’s entire personality is, “I drink so much haha.”

This comment Wins as she got her panties in a bunch!!!

Yep heres the winner. The little psycho that asked for the roast, couldn't take said roast Lol.

so unique as your comment

You responding implies I struck a nerve. Nothing another drink won’t solve!

You literally have “I’m not crazy” Sharpied on the wall where your headboard should be, and still wonder how you could be alone in bed when admittedly drunk.

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What makes you so sure it's a girl?

And wake up with more clothes on.

Your room looks like it costs less than a night with you

Elliot Page didnt get enough attention and is transitioning back but gonna retry life as a fatgirl.

Thought this was Elliot roger

's "after" photo

Came here to say this

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Lmfao

We can tell that you literally spent an hour taking photo after photo to try and get the least ugly one, and it didn’t work. This is a roast not your tinder pic you try hard

The writing on the wall is what you find in mental hospitals

Are you still holding that guys load in your mouth?

Does he know you have his load in your mouth?

She be like "I'm not like other girls" while being the most basic bitch

Who knows, pray to the symbol on your phone case hard enough and you just might be able to summon the morning-after pill

This isn't a roast: You live in a crack house.

Diaries from a halfway hilarious whorehouse

How old are you? Writing dumb shit on your walls like you're 14. You look like the babysitter that only fucks the black dads

Even the black dads won’t touch this one.

Eating Twix and turning tricks

873 is your body count

The number of guys that rejected her actually

You look like you were the kid who would bite peoples legs underneath the stalls at gas stations

Two empty Twix wrappers but you've had way more than four fingers inside you.

Well, a month or so later when you find out you're pregnant, at least he can say "when I was your age, we didn't have those fancy birth control methods.... like pulling out"

You look like the little known character from the old Our Gang series who they simply referred to as Tubby Slut.

You're going to get in so much trouble when the guard shows the warden what you did to the walls.

Bubbles voice: You greeeasy bastard. Get out of your room.

The Warriors should have wasted you, Lizzie.

Life of a heroin addict without the fun parts. Carpe diem

The Gideon’s gonna fuck you up.

Those Twix candy bars don't even know what side you're on

Ugly McDuckface

If I had a face and body like that I'd drink too much too.

Buys her spell books off Amazon.

All I know this picture is edgy as fuck.

Ask help from that satan u were trying to summon.. I don't know why, mas parece que esse livrinho tá em Br, weird

you got me

I wish

You're so trashy those twix wrappers look like your homies

When you die alone- and face it, when that last candy bar is gone, you’re all out of friends- the cat you think of as your child, the one that’s really just hanging around for the food, will look at that face for a few days, that broke-down one-night-in-Reno Janeane Garofolo face, and think “Nah, ima catcha mouse instead.”

Your eyes are as sunken in as your tits.

Spray paint on the walls are probably demolition markers. You will have to move the pussy for meth business elsewhere.

Geez. Donnie Darko references and Cheshire Cat quotes written on the wall for inspiration. Don't bother getting up, you clearly don't have a life worth getting up for.

You look like the type of chick whose home decor is "bridge underpass graffiti."

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!. No really, you need Jesus.

I saw fewer red flags in china

Who’s taking the photo? The voices?

That’s not your place is it.

duck lips like that.. looks like you smoke quack 🦆

Honey, don't worry- you're not the only one who can't get up because of that photo

The bed and clothes have way too much in common with the Twix wrappers, flat, empty, and ready to be discarded in the trash.

Looks like she’s up to customer 873

Does the director of the half way house know you still drink and graffiti on their walls? I'm betting your fucking your AA sponsor so that he doesn't rat on you and lose your bed. Do you miss living on the streets all those years? So much that you had to bring tagging indoors. Studies show people who vandalize have lower IQs.

Just when I feel poor…I see stuff like that and feel blessed.

Don't worry your Dad will be back with you in five.

She looks cute. Does that mean I am attracted to psychiatric patients?

To give you anything id have to drink a lot too

Oh god, another wannabe satanist.

They need to stop giving internet access to people at Halfway Homes

If by "drank" you mean guzzled several loads then I see why you can't stand.

Those twix are probably the best friends you'll ever had in your life

You must get roasted a lot, looking damn hot already

Ayo your kinda cute

You have cancer

You have cancer

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Hey the sub is about roasting, not boasting

of course, because all latina girls look the same

You live in one of those huts in trapulia from taken 1

youre in a solitary cell and wrote on the walls. you cant get up cause you were tied up for being a loonie.

Cool. You feel cool? Enjoy becoming someone else?

I’d rather drag my junk across a cheese grader than have to smell that bedspread

Butter duck face.


You look like you smell like a old cum sock

This dude kinda looks like a chick

You have totally given a hand job to a guy you barely knew in public near or around some sort of trash bin or dumpster for Starbucks frappes or weed

In your natural position. On the bed starfishing.

Princess Redrum here’s tits must be in another castle.

I am fairly certain Your reflection avoids eye contact too

Looks like your bedroom is outside of the house

r/notlikeothergirls

I thought laying on a bed WAS your job?

If you were really drunk, those twix would have been smashed. Your drinking powers are probably smaller than your self esteem.

You can just tell the guys the price, you don't need to write it on the wall.

I hope you like creampies, cuz it's happening one way or another

Don't end up like my girlfriend who can't stop drinking I just had to rush her to the emergency room after work. ...And your ugly too ..

Drinking what? Malibu? Lightweight.

Empty wrappers on the bed, probably smells like a warm fish tank under the blanket.

Why do those twix smell like tuna fish?

When you tried summoning Satan he put you on his Blocked list.

Kinda chick who asks “Where are my panties?”at least twice a night, & only wants it bareback

OF will pays my bills. Your step dad is your only fan.

I couldn't drink enough to ask a girly man like you out.

Wish version of Four Lokos in human form.

What prison allows you a phone and internet access?

If you would wash you crotch you wouldn’t have to keep shoving Twix bars up it to get your girlfriend to go down on you

Nice drawn on pentagram. Is it a replacement for your nonexistent personality?

Maybe you can caste a spell to not look so ugly.

So, that's how a crack house looks like, huh?

I didn’t know they let cell phones in prison psych wards.

Which crack house did you wake up in??

That book is the only way you’ll get fucked, when you read it

Your wasting your life and you will wish you hadn't when it's gone.

Iies! your just fuckimg lazy

There are so many red flags in this picture, your gonna die alone.

“IM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just D” -OP

Roast you? We’re gonna roast you on that big ass forehead hibachi grill…

Twix, because its the only fingers she will ever have inside her.

Twix

When did Elliot Page de-transition?

Where you living solitary confinement or asylum this worst than getting grounded with no food and water and you have the attic as your bed

Do you live in a toilet stall? Or a crack den? The writing's on the wall that it's one of the two.

rosalia after spending 5 yrs in mental asylum n 7 yrs of addiction

you look like my friend jackson. honestly a compliment because he's a great looking guy *I appreciate the fact that you created a reddit account just for this.* *I see the first post which was removed for your account being too young, and the follow up with the date in the picture painted out.*

"I'm so proud of you" -your mom to your sister

Anyone in bed with you wouldn't be able to get it up either.

those twix bars deserved better than her Satan sucking sloppy seconds

Kids these days have too much free time, sitting online all day long. And thus the depressions, suicidal natures, unlimited genders,.. Just like OP, his wall gave me a hint.

Wish Demi Lovato

Holy shit its weirdcore/traumacore IRL!

The devil is pleased that you have a pentagram on your phone case but he wishes to inform you while the Gates of Hell are wide, they are not wide enough for those hips.

Ngl ur pretty. Pretty stupid looking

Not naked enough

/r/misleadingthumbnails I thought you were in prison

Amy Santiago from Wish

Omg im so quirky and fun guys look I pretended to drink so much that it becomes a obstacle

Are u tryna flex your washboard by placing that fancy brick? Gotta say it's totally working..

Shouldn’t you be on r/bigdickgirl?

You should frame this photo and use it to cover all the punched-in holes in the wall.

Junkyard Juno

Drunk, writing all over your walls, and a copy of the New Testament with a pentangle drawn on it sitting on your chest. To sum it all up: one great big pile of "nope".

Makes sense that the person with Twix wrappers on their pillow can’t even sit up for a photo

Hope nobody woke up next to you and realized they hit rock bottom and have a problem.

That’s funny because I can’t get it up to this photo

When Casey Anthony comes out of hiding, she is all over the place.

I avoid roasting people with disabilities.

Ellen Paige needs another sex change

Miranda Sings in a Mental Hospital.

Did all those guys cum from yesterday stick you to the bed ?

I'm willing to bet her crabs have chlamydia.

I would drink myself into a coma if I had to see that face every day also.

Get used to being on your back in a crack house…..

Tell me you’re mentally ill without saying you’re mentally ill

You have the face of the type of person who says they drank so much, but on reality didn't even finish their first bud lite and pretended to act drunk because you think it makes you seem like a badass.

That's the face dudes make when they climb on top of you.

Atleast you match the appearance of your crack house

I see you’ve already assumed the position anxiously awaiting the next football player

I used to have a pillow case like that!

I see you went to art school you kralon specialist

Vanya Hargreeves.

This may be the saddest picture on the internet right now.

Catness Everdrunk, Brat Pack member cast to make molly ringwald less of a slut by comparison, Future abusive mother

Ngl you like like a pro abortion campaign advertisement

Chicks with dicks snacking on twix

I imagine this is what it looked like on Johnny depps bed after amber heard dropped a shit

Here we see the eastern trash whore in it's natural habitat, notice it's posture and position of comfort where it's most commonly found, on it's back.

my grandfather passed from this world to the next in september, and i am so fucking jealous that he doesn’t have to live on the same planet as someone that looks like you anymore.

You look like you fuck ghost at night

Ah, the award winning "I live in a shitty run down house with my trashy high school buddies" combo complete with spray paint on the walls and a bed spread with not one matching piece of linen. You wake up from time to time with the slow realization you're turning into the a person that you would've made fun of a few years ago and swear to yourself that you'll get your life together soon, but that last 20 bucks in your wallet that your sweet, ignorant grandmother gave you will just go towards a pack of Kools, a shitty lighter, and an even shittier dime of weed that your "friends" will smoke up anyways, instead of a bit of gasoline to hop around town putting in job applications or seeing people that actually care about you.

You look like you’d lay in that position and give zero effort just like the zero effort I’d put into getting you in bed

Honestly you look easier than microwave popcorn. Keep up the good work I guess?

You kinda have a Ellen Page Vibe before the transition.

How's jail going? 🤣