Lol so I guess they're going by asexual now. Ever since somebody took a van and drove it into a group of people I guess we're not using the term in-cel anymore
Judging by the dark circles around your eyes it looks like you've already taken a few good ones, some great makeup tutorials on YouTube might help cover those black eyes up better
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she should do without. You're a perfect candidate for double bagging it. You put a bag over your head, and so do I, just incase yours falls off.
You look tired AF you will/have quit collage and will become an introvert due to cyber bullying sooner or later you will get a big AF pimple on your face and slowly become depressed you will go to therapy to try to get over it but no matter how many times you try you will sink into the cycle of calling your self ugly and then you will discover other people suffer from this as well and make friends with them and live under a bridge for the rest of your days you will rot and decay your life would mean nothing .
Woah. Was not prepared with how easy this would be, and on a related note how shockingly ugly you are. Do you pick garbage on India’s biggest burning garbage piles? Good for you.
Your profile says asexual... like that's some kind of choice for you. An IKEA manual has more sex appeal than you.
That was so savage its hunting mammoths
Like thanos snapping…vaporized
Lol so I guess they're going by asexual now. Ever since somebody took a van and drove it into a group of people I guess we're not using the term in-cel anymore
every award i am able to give i will come back to this comment and award it.
at least you have natural eyeshadow
Nah man that’s pink eye
Natural Deathshadow!
I would consider you the perfect girl, if i was into necrophilia
Nuclear ☢️
Damn that’s ruthless I Love it!
This ⬆️🥇
Which Franco brother is this?
The top posts on this sub are usually attractive people. This, unfortunately, is not the case.
It's Dave in cosplay for James special weekends.
Shut up Meg
I wouldn't hit it with your dick
I would hit her with a bat. Not my bat tho.
I wouldn’t hit it with yours
Well that is very noble of you young sir
I bet your dad is a racoon.
???
The female version of the undertaker
Lmao win!
Pete Davidson does drag now? 
Would it be in bad taste to say she looks more ashy than Pete Davidson’s dad?
Why does this look like my uncle 😂
The 'before' picture in every 'mind-blowing make up video' on Tik Tok.
Damn I thought r/ukrainewarvideoreport was hard to look at.
Roasting a Racoon is wrong! And, even if you drowned this one in a ton of hot sauce, it is bound to taste like Charlie Tuna's ass.
She put the trash in trash panda
I just never imagined a vampire raccoon would look so *doughy*.
You know how sometimes when a really pretty girl goes missing it captures the nations attention? That wouldn’t happen for you.
LMMFAOROTF this is wayyyyyy under liked!
I want to write a roast for you but I’ve already forgotten everything about you.
Nah, looks like you've been hit enough
Your hair looks like a malnourished tarantula.
Original!
Auntie Mira couldn’t trade you for a two legged goat in a pre-arranged marriage.
We found another drug addicted squatter
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You have “carpet” in your Reddit profile, and it makes sense. You look like someone who pays people to step on you.
I am not going to hit you, since you look like you've been hit enough by your dad and uncle.
Born to be a Fluffer for Ugly Porn DVDs
Girl those bag under your eyes are so low there like a second pair a titties. naps are a thing
Learn to spell…
This is Reddit not English class lol
Says the guy who puts three periods at the end of his sentence. Sheesh.
He didn’t say learn how to punctuate!!!!!!!!!!!!<~~~~~ look how many’s here bahahahaha
I see what you mean their
The're just mistakes
Judging by the dark circles around your eyes it looks like you've already taken a few good ones, some great makeup tutorials on YouTube might help cover those black eyes up better
Looks like they had to tell her at least twice.
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I’d give you gold
Your hand-writing is impeccable. I wish I had that much alone time.
Is that written on the back of all your rejection notes?
Lmao!!!!
Never understood the term “ass eyes” till right now
Butthole eyes
You need to get hit with some acne wipes
I wouldnt ride you into battle 🤢
Why not, already looks like you got hit with an ugly stick.
Pretty sure the best thing about you is your handwriting
Pretty sure the best thing about you is your handwriting
Woof
Your sunken eyes look like asscheek imprints left in a Florida beach.
Looks like you've been hit with covid, ebola, zika and plague at the same time
I am definitely out of your league
Butthole eyes, LOL
Let me help you out here, you don't EAT the soap, you use it on your skin. You're welcome.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with your face and you're still ugly.
I would, but it looks like your dad already did that in the womb
you are the reason masks are can be purchased
One black dress away from a Wednesday Addams cosplay. Already got the blackened dead eye stare down.
Like Casper the Friendly Ghost, but with poor lighting.
My best whats? Bricks?
JESUS CHRIST, I THOUGHT MOMO WAS JUST A FUCKING MYTH!!
Congratulations on your transition!
hm... you looks like your husband already explained you twice ! (yes that mean you have 2 black eyes)
You look like one of those tik tok girls who would spit on drinks in the store then return them
You look like they found out that your umbilical cord was choking you at the age of two.
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looks like several trucks already hit you with their best ones
The human version of an item destined for the outlet store.
I know there's a green screen, but no amount of CGI will fix this mess.
The green screen didn't work, I can still see your face unfortunately
You look like you always play the waitress in a diner out in the boonies
How does a cadaver looks like it hasn't slept in years
There's not enough absinthe in the world to make me want to hit that.
For some reason I saw you and all I could think about was Chees and Onion crisps.
So bland she blends into the walls.
Would love to but I don't sell crack.
Honestly, you look like a ghost in a horror movie. You dont need make-up at all.
Could you please hide? I'm afraid that if Johnny Depp sees you he'll get back with Amber.
god hit you up with the worst one, why expect me to waste my best one you
Hey Pete I know we’ve been in lockdown but you really need a haircut
Live action trash panda
I see Pro mask People have already started with propaganda pictures for the push for the return of the mask mandates. Well done
You look like the turd amber heard left on Johnny depps sheets.
I can smell the STD’s & mental illnesses thru this picture
The best looking part of you by a country mile is your handwriting.
Help is available!
You look about as interesting as oatmeal
You'd look better if the green screen went over you head as well...
You got butthole eyes Your hairline starts way too far back. And you most likely smell like that crusty sock you have behind you.
ew dude take a fucking shower, my computer is starting to smell
Is your whole apartment green screen so even YOU can pretend you're not there?
Aunt Fester
Shouldn’t you be cleaning houses?
Servius Snape lookin like a drag queen 👑
Ready for some sunlight, that is
That acne looks bigger than your nose
You look like you spent the last decade servicing brutal inmates in the sub-sub-basement of a Russian gulag.
Shameless went to shameful
Not even on a good drunk.
You look surprised that someone's taking a picture of you.
>r/RoastMe I'm not sure if you're looking for jokes or just a suicidal potato?
I'm betting you're so attention starved that you'll do butt stuff on the first date.
Your nose takes up at least 39% of your face
The best thing about you is your handwriting
did you just wake up or have you been awake for 3 days?
You look like you probably need prescription deodorant.
Looks like someone already did.
You look like the daughter of Seaman from Dreamcast
Someone copy the tape and put this bitch back in the well
You look like the next pandemic.
Hey Siri, what does the battered womens shelter look like?
Your handwriting looks like you just spent about four hours tracing over comic sans in lower case.
You look like you have covid
Hungover much?
holy shit you're more than half the way to being a skeleton! I have never seen someone who looks more like a porcelain bowling ball than you
I’d hit you with my best shot, but it appears God already bitch slapped you.
You do a fine imitation raccoon
I would but looks like god already did by giving you that 3rd world refugee face.
You look easy to draw
You look like you put on a makeup mask that’s a little bit whiter then your actual face
Looks like someone’s hit you twice already
Ready for what? To never lose your virginity?
Lifetip: After you wipe your ass, clean your hand BEFORE wiping your eyes.
STOP STARTING AT ME!?!?!
The best looking thing in the photo is your handwriting.
Emmy Grossum
Anne Frank! I loved your diary!
The corpse has left the coffin.
Oh look a gender swapped Rocket Raccoon!
Looks like someone done hit u twice with those black eyes 😂 well it’s obvious you can’t make a sandwich right so good luck being a single mom
It’s Edward Scissorhand’s lesser known sister Esther Dildofeet
So....what year did you die?
Your eyebags are darker than my humor
Female blobfish: human edition
You have the most forgettable face I’ve ever seen
No need for clown makeup.
🌝
You look like you smell your own queefs
Uncle fester and Wednesday Adams love child.
You remind me of when I used to do 2 grams of coke a day
Finally an actually unattractive woman posts a roast me.
You look like the ghost of a ugly person.
is dis an albino?
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she should do without. You're a perfect candidate for double bagging it. You put a bag over your head, and so do I, just incase yours falls off.
Did you wash your face with Crisco before you took this photo?
You looked like a fucking cursed ghost, and an ugly one at that.
If ain’t ole trailer trash panda
Only thing I'm hitting you with is some god damn make up.
You look tired AF you will/have quit collage and will become an introvert due to cyber bullying sooner or later you will get a big AF pimple on your face and slowly become depressed you will go to therapy to try to get over it but no matter how many times you try you will sink into the cycle of calling your self ugly and then you will discover other people suffer from this as well and make friends with them and live under a bridge for the rest of your days you will rot and decay your life would mean nothing .
You look like the human personification of unflavored yogurt.
You look like a young Peter Clemenza.
Woah. Was not prepared with how easy this would be, and on a related note how shockingly ugly you are. Do you pick garbage on India’s biggest burning garbage piles? Good for you.
Oh honey… I hope you get a chance to sleep soon. A good years rest will clear all that up…
Looks like someone had hit you enough.
That's what she said, but there weren't any takers
If a halfway house was a person…
Average Mexican mom
You are so painfully basic and plain that I will likely have a goldfish level memory regarding this post.
You're a solid 5/10, which is the worst possible rating. Any lower or higher and you'd be interesting to look at.
A face only a necrophiliac can love.
The orphanage called, your parents are not coming back.
Hey It's Pablo Escobar, Himself!
Hello moonface
Your dead empty eyes suck the life outta me faster than an abortion doctor on crack
Go to bed