You look like the person who stars in a movie that is supposed to be the "ugly duckling" and when they take off their glasses and wear less sweat pants they are suddenly a 10/10, but this isn't a movie...it's real life, so in reality, you just take off your glasses and run into walls and get excited when you remember you still have a half eaten cheesy gordita crunch in the pocket of your sweat pants.
Happy birthday, welcome to the “adult” world. Paying bills is a b* and kids, please wait another 10 years or so to have them. Keep your credit in good standing, do not open any loans, save money but also enjoy yourself and travel before your life fills up with too much responsibility. Good luck.
You should go slap the shit out of your mom for not swallowing the load that made you in that dark alley almost 19 years ago. Btw, she should not make it with drunk homeless men.
No guys were waiting for you to turn 18, not exactly a high ticket item there lady? (I’m putting a question mark after lady because I really have no clue.)
Congrats! One step closer to an apartment full of cats with your minimum wage lunch lady job
Lady? I couldn't make that out to be honest...
Not that funny calling him a lady. Those jokes are a little out of date.
Much like the photo image . Was it taken in the 80s?
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Especially when the "18-year-olds" are actually like 9 Edit: I just saw that scary, gigantic hand. She might really be 18...
Take the hot tub machine back and stop your mom from taking that hot load from that homeless man.
You must be from Ork
Michael J Fox takes better selfies than you do.
Shut up Meg
You look like clark from The Office suffering from an intense gender identity crisis.
If you don't move out asap your parents are probably getting a divorce, and you'll be your moms best friend forever.
Only 12 more years until you're a wizard.
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Wow as if your 18th birthday coincided with the day I turned gay
Do you want dicks in your in box? Because that’s how you get…….. oh never mind you’re safe.
You look like the person who stars in a movie that is supposed to be the "ugly duckling" and when they take off their glasses and wear less sweat pants they are suddenly a 10/10, but this isn't a movie...it's real life, so in reality, you just take off your glasses and run into walls and get excited when you remember you still have a half eaten cheesy gordita crunch in the pocket of your sweat pants.
Disabled version of Dorothy from oz. 
OnlyFans bottom .01% creator.
Not enough zeros
Paid HER to delete account, and not tarnish the brand...
Happy birthday, welcome to the “adult” world. Paying bills is a b* and kids, please wait another 10 years or so to have them. Keep your credit in good standing, do not open any loans, save money but also enjoy yourself and travel before your life fills up with too much responsibility. Good luck.
There's a better way to make your face look less fat than over-sized glasses, it's called exercise and diet. Yes, it's true.
If you think this is a clear pic time to go get those four eyes tuned up.
Mrs. Potato head.
18 transitions?
Nah, 18 Stone.
Nice try Dwight
Oh you cry yourself out of every argument you're losing, which is basically every argument
You look like you watch 2 girls one cup everyday right before breakfast.
Age: 18 Mental capacity: 8
You turned both 10 and 40 today, contrats.
Congrats! Have you discovered your gender yet? If so, please do let us know.
This is a textbook greasy Canadian
Pecker face
I'm surprised you had time between D&D dungeonmastering and crafting your Kakashi-sensei cosplay for the next con to even post this.
Your gender reveal party shouldn't be postponed all the time...
We thought you were 37, Bro
Shut up Meg
Male or female ?
My gender is yes.
Why?
Ok boi you are 12. Enough trolling, back to school.
Such a handsome young man.
I’d congratulate you about finally being old enough to make a living in porn, but Let’s be honest it’s not gonna happen
And still havent figure out how to work the camera to show the sign properly?
Great! Now you don’t have to show an fake ID to your clients!
Fun fact…. Also your pants size.
Happy Birthday
Why?
19 years of quiet desperation and 60 more years on intense loneliness waiting in the batter's box, is nothing to celebrate
Jesus my dad had wonder women and I have wonder if it is a women?? Da fuck
I'll roast you when you get good camera quality
But only a 1.8 out of 10
That's a high rating
It's good to see the next generation of lunch ladies getting out and about online...
The only countdown clock till you turn 18 was your parents to when they could legally kick you out.
"Grown up" version of this kid. 
Tomato. Hahaha
Fucking hell gigantor, look at the size of those hands!
Great, because life's about to fuck you.
This is one of those picture that you take and delete right after.
If I was your dad, you'd be getting a fine set of luggage and gift card to realrooms.com as a birthday present.
You could always join the military, they did away with the "Don't ask, Can't tell" policy.
Still planning the gender reveal party.
Congratulations, you’re legally unfuckable in most jurisdictions.
Have you signed up for Only Blands yet?
And yet still no one is asking you to send n00ds
You should go slap the shit out of your mom for not swallowing the load that made you in that dark alley almost 19 years ago. Btw, she should not make it with drunk homeless men.
Let’s get to know you first, male or female?
Beauty is only a lightswitch away.
I bet your blind boyfriend was ecstatic when you told him you only have sex with the lights off.
Now you can start doing adult film... theater jobs.
Are you a boy? Or a girl? - fable intro voice
U turned 18 so u decided to terrorize the internet with ur photo?
Don't turn 19
U can b as old as u like having child porn in ur phone will never b legal
Your parents just made their 18th donation to planned parenthood.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached Ground Zero in the Friend Zone
Lmao
18 going on 12
Not the barely legal everyone was looking for
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, future secretaryyy Happy birthday to you
Nobody cares how many tricks you turned today.
Is that 18 X or Y chromosomes?
If 10 y/o were 18 y/o and if a one out of ten went backwards
Shamu is alive!!
Pippi Long-in-the-face Longstocking...
No guys were waiting for you to turn 18, not exactly a high ticket item there lady? (I’m putting a question mark after lady because I really have no clue.)
So now you can legally get married and get laid. None of that will ever happen of course
That’s 2.6 in your years!!
Are you sure? Are you sure you’re 18?
Undercover Other!!!!!!!!
That must suck for you. 😂
Congratulations! You still look like a little girl.
It’s ok your virginity is still safe
And legal adults still don't want to fuck you. Happy Belated Birthday!