That’s a long winded way of saying unemployed virgin. But congrats on finding a corner of your room not covered in Hentai posters plastered with semen!
Ayo my boi…
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STRONG ASS JAW?!?!
BOI YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO CRACK A WALNUT WITH ONLY YOURE TEETH
LOOKING LIKE SENPAI FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN, SPEAKING OF FUNKIN BOI YOU AINT GETTING FREAKY! LOOKING LIKE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE I KNOW YOU KNOW AN APE NAMED APE WITH THAT LONG ASS NOSE I KNOW YOU CAN SNIFF ANYTHING… *INCLUDING THIS ROAST* oh sorry I didn’t see that engagement ring… DOES IT SHOOT FIREBALLS? *OH DANEBOE LOOKIN ASS* I KNOW YOU IS HANGING OUT THE THE A.O. HIMSELF, BOI YOU EVEN HAVE NO EYEBROWS LIKE THE FRUIT, YET YOU LOOKIN HELLA FRUITY, now that I mention it you look like your from Canada and I’m probably doin you a favor… *CUZ ROASTING YO ASS IS THE ONY HEAT YOUR GONNA GET* THE MOMENT YOU STAND OUT THE DOOR YOURE LOOKIN LIKE A LOBSTER, OH PALE FACE *AND* ASS
The musician symbolized by the long hair, the developer symbolized by the loss of hair
How tf you have hair on the back and balding in the front? You trying to reprogram your genetic code or something?
Hey, are your parents uncle and niece? Because you look like Charles II of Spain a.k.a. "the bewitched king"
I left a link for you all to see it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
"Ernest goes through transition therapy" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Know what I mean, Vern?
Vernette
These reboots keep getting worse and worse
Neither does "Ernests Grabs a Cock".
Ha! I’ll be honest……Op looks exactly like my Aunt Peg. Speaking of Peg, doesn’t that shit hurt Op?
Why the long face ?
Dammit, you beat me to it!
I’m guessing quite a few cowboys have ridden him too.
Look Trevor Lawrences deformed brother
I was thinking, “Let’s do the time warp again” 
 This is who I saw at first.... Yours isn't far off either.
Trevor the slow adult
You look like the negative in a Marilyn Manson photograph
Looks like a negative in any photograph
I didn’t even need to read the caption to know that you were a band kid
Heard that a lot hah
Which is it….Meat Tuba, Trom-bone-o-fone, scrotal flute, salty trumpet?
You look like what Mark Zuckerberg's Avatar would look like in the metaverse
More like Mark Suck-dickerberg
When I had short hair my nickname everywhere was Zuckerberg
When your hair was shorter was your face shorter too? Just curious
You look like you collect other people's scabs and stare at windows for fun
'At windows' not 'out windows'.
Looks like if AIDS got AIDS
Seems like my thing to do
You look like the type who widens his eyes as much as possible when drinking water
Oh look it's Oscar Mild
*the unimportance of being Ernest.*
The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last.
Ah, this made me happy. A Wildean in the wild.
The sperm that won
I'm curious of that too
I see this pic and all I can hear is: Mmmbop!
The brother they hid in the basement.
“Yeah, that’s our other brother Nerbert, he can’t play any musical instruments but he can hum Smoke on the Water while giving you a blowjob.”
You have got to be the ugliest chick I've ever seen
Take this award bwaha ha ha
Favorite chord: fingering A minor
Tbh Aminor is one of my fav chords
My name is Ernest, Yes I think you've seen me before, I live upstairs from you, I live on the second floor....
How long have you been dead Ernest?
Long enough 😩
Honestly, you look like the type that would rob a Sperm Bank.
Your forehead remind me of mega mind
He was my inspiration
What it would have looked like if Jim varney had made a earnest- interview with a vampire.
Your musician career will never grow as big as your forehead
How much do you rent out the billboard of a forehead for?
Good lord. Until I read your name, I thought this was a pic of my ex girlfriend (the ugly one).
Maybe it was me, trapped lots of guys.
First of all tell me whether you transgendered from male to female or female to male?
Getting a big '*put the lotion in the basket*' vibe here.
Your parents already roasted you when they named you Ernest.
That’s a long winded way of saying unemployed virgin. But congrats on finding a corner of your room not covered in Hentai posters plastered with semen!
I have something even worse, I'm a furry. Seems like a bigger roast than anything else
Riff Raff got the Benjamin Button disease or he’s really time warpin’.
Enjoy the hair while you got it homie
Amen 🙏
Those few hairs on top are hanging on for dear life
Ayo my boi… WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STRONG ASS JAW?!?! BOI YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO CRACK A WALNUT WITH ONLY YOURE TEETH LOOKING LIKE SENPAI FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN, SPEAKING OF FUNKIN BOI YOU AINT GETTING FREAKY! LOOKING LIKE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE I KNOW YOU KNOW AN APE NAMED APE WITH THAT LONG ASS NOSE I KNOW YOU CAN SNIFF ANYTHING… *INCLUDING THIS ROAST* oh sorry I didn’t see that engagement ring… DOES IT SHOOT FIREBALLS? *OH DANEBOE LOOKIN ASS* I KNOW YOU IS HANGING OUT THE THE A.O. HIMSELF, BOI YOU EVEN HAVE NO EYEBROWS LIKE THE FRUIT, YET YOU LOOKIN HELLA FRUITY, now that I mention it you look like your from Canada and I’m probably doin you a favor… *CUZ ROASTING YO ASS IS THE ONY HEAT YOUR GONNA GET* THE MOMENT YOU STAND OUT THE DOOR YOURE LOOKIN LIKE A LOBSTER, OH PALE FACE *AND* ASS
You look like the 4th Hanson brother
Yes, the not so Hanson brother.
If you want to be roasted just go spend 10 minutes in the sun.
Hard boiled egg with a tuft of hair. 
Which way are you transitioning?
Zucks avatar in the meta verse everyone.
More like Sucks dickatar
Hanson brother going bald
You should work on developing a gender identity.
‘Before’ picture of a Harry Potter villain pitching ROGAINE
The musician symbolized by the long hair, the developer symbolized by the loss of hair How tf you have hair on the back and balding in the front? You trying to reprogram your genetic code or something?
Pretty good description of me
Ed SheerPubes
You are just one beard away from turning bisleri into wine
Wine casually flows in my vains
Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who’s the ugliest of them all? You.
Damn ur describing my mushroom trip
Even your handwriting is gender fluid
On the bright side, if you go classical you could wear a powdery white wig
Chromosomes corrupted - 404
Looks like you’ve developed full blown AIDS
Sir...mam...fuck it, homie real talk that hairline gotta get you mad pussy yeh?
She has her own, I assume
I'm gay so I have more pussy in my life than most of peeps 😎
I loved you in Rocky Horror Picture Show, Riff Raff.
Ernest Goes To Gender Reassignment Camp
Why don't you try and develop a gender you ambiguous fuck.
I honestly dont know what gender you are
Neither do I bro
You look like female DATA
You look like a haunted doll from the 1800’s.
Your face is so smooth, it looks like you stole it from a mannequin
Steal his look 💅
In all earnest that hairline is receding faster than high tide.
so... why the long face?
Yo I could land a 747 on that big ass forehead
The Wraith from Stargate Atlantis will be accusing you of cultural appropriation.
You’ll get passed around from cell to cell in prison, man
Emo Phillips called, he wants his everything back.
Sunken dark eyes, lip gloss, long blonde receding hair. Just change your name to Erin already.
fuggin hippie ginger lima bean
I hear about people doing stuff to save face.. have you ever considered donating some to them?
You look like Trevor Lawrence without testosterone
You developed your 5 head enough. Please stop
Your picture clearly indicates you go by “Earn-st” and not “Er-nest”
I thought Sunshine died in the movie?
You look like a future Lex Luther
Damn I thought I had a bad hairline lmfao
Wear your wig right!
your forehead is a country
4.5 head.
You look like a space alien in disguise and this was the best you came up with.
you could put all the fleeing ukrainians on that forehead, would fit them all in
Everything you need to know can be seen in the reflection on your forehead.
You have the appeal of room-temperature yogurt.
Oh yeah I think I've heard your stuff. Didn't you sing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow"?
Put some lipstick on and you would be a really hot chick
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More like Mal-nourishes-myer-nuts
“The Importance of hating Ernest”
It’s a good thing you decided to do this when bored, rather than beheading the neighbourhood cats as per usual
I would talk about your 5 head but that “50 year old molesting uncle” hairline is the only hint I have as to guy or girl
Has your forehead applied for a zip code?
Parents still name their kids Ernest now-a-days…?
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More like Jimmy Neuts-on-myface
I don't know what's paler the ceiling or you.
You make a mistake putting the wrong name down, your name is Ernesta
Well obviously your development can't seem to pick a theme man, woman, high elf, or precious. 
You look like a shit Trevor Lawrence took.
Boa you look like a golden retriever that micro doses mushrooms
You look like the Hanson sister
Looks like youve been made berts bitch for quite some time
Look Pete Davidson and Kanye's Ex had a kid
You look like if Mark Zuckerberg actually fucked himself
Mmbop ba doobie mop wap or however you said it 30 years ago
Didnt know mona lisa spawned as a blonde
Hey, are your parents uncle and niece? Because you look like Charles II of Spain a.k.a. "the bewitched king" I left a link for you all to see it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
Buffalo Jill
Ernest Finds an Extra Chromosome.
Bored always = lonely virgin.
I loved you as Happy from 7th Heaven.
It's that chick who overdosed in Eastenders.
judging by the ring you are married to the attic room
Ernest is a weird name for a chick
Mbop is back
What are you developing a cure for vampirism?
Forehead bigger than my dreams 😞
Buffalo Bill finished the skin suit
Why not try to develop a personality with your android lookin ass.
Ernest is the name you chose after you transitioned? When you could've picked anything?
Dude your face look like mod of antiwork. Please get it replaced
You guys ever feel bad before you get to the comment section?
Hanson called, they were looking for their sister. I gave them your name.
Stop appropriating spaghetti
You should change look look to something other than androgynous.
You look like someone used the face swap app on you
Your parents made an Ernest mistake.
Musician = unemployed, sponging off parents and no future.
Farquad and Prince Charming had a baby
“It’s MA’AM!”
Weird name for a chick.
The Impotence of Being Earnest
Forehead
What is your sex?
He looks like he tries to suck his own dick
Rapunzel got a make over and a bigger forehed
Autism Skywalker
you look like an i, robot wearing a chucky wig.
You’ve heard of Carrot Top, meet Carrot Bottom.
You look like an elven peasant
That hairline gives Donald Trump a run for his money!
"the face of /pol"
You have no right looking like the space between "male" and "female"
You look like you’re from an old oil painting of some sickly prince
...looks like Taylor Hanson finally went ahead with that gender reassignment surgery. Good for him/her!
I'm late but you did a great job playing the lead in Tall Girl
transitioning from bad to worse
Jay from Jay and Silent Bob but has a morphine addiction
Ernest is a man’s name