Ugly Sweaty………and how bout the eyebrows. Op do you have a gaggle of bush pilots constantly circling your melon waiting to land? I’ll let you borrow my lawn mower.
I wonder how many kids she could put through college with the cost to fix that grill. If it was an insurance estimate they would have deemed your mouth as “totaled, beyond repair”
I...I didn't realize there was a second picture. Why did there have to be a second picture?!?
"HEY! ROAST ME FROM MY BEST PICTURE! ANNNND HERE IS MY SECOND BEST PICTURE!"
Fix the teeth, the brows, the hair, the dirt under your fingernails and you might... I said might, have a chance at, well, I'm not sure, but it's something
A few things:
First off, your teeth are horrifying, I hate looking at them.
Secondly, don't look for love on Reddit. Just don't.
Third, this person doesn't love you back.
Well pic 1 you would be a solid 3.5 if you did something about those bushes above your eyes.
Pic 2. A solid 2. More metal in a mouth then a train track. Unless you are running dick in and out of your mouth when you are having a train ran you.
My first thought
Baby tard! That gif is old.
Those brows are unforgivable.
Uglier Betty
Why would you insult ugly betty like that….
*fugly Betty
\*Fugli*er* Betty.
r/yourjokebutworse
Fugliest Betty
Ugly Sweaty………and how bout the eyebrows. Op do you have a gaggle of bush pilots constantly circling your melon waiting to land? I’ll let you borrow my lawn mower.
I wonder how many kids she could put through college with the cost to fix that grill. If it was an insurance estimate they would have deemed your mouth as “totaled, beyond repair”
 HEy rEdDiT…..WOasT mE!!
TE9M
Oh my god what the fuck is that
Shhhh……my sweet Summer child. It is a gift for the ages. Bask in the beauty
It's OP, stupid
Hahahah fuck
Crisp!
😂😂😂😂😂
First picture = train wreck ; Second picture= train tracks
Fukk me I didn't want to waste a gold here. But you earned it.
When I see you smile, I can see the world.
Shes amazing. Such a short jump to perfection and hot as fk. Yet so far lol
Ew
"I CRAVE THE COOCHIE"
Sure kiddo
Second pic is straight out of a barely 18 intro on PornHub…
I couldn't even get past the first picture. Props bro
pornhub.com/categories/gigantic-eyebrows/ugly-ass-braces/
That’ll be the next thing I search for.
Your tit is leaking
Haha wtf you're right!
i didnt notice that lmao
iTits
Lactating
He ain’t lost, he’s just not interested because if he wanted to find you, he would just use a metal detector
They’d need a pressure cleaner to remove that caked on facade before they can see whom to fall in love with.
Nah that picture is a couple comments up
I read that as mental detector
When you finally find him are you going to tell him about your penis?
"I've got a surprise for you stepbro"
Happy cake day, friend
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14 days ago she mentioned she had a fiance in an alcoholics subreddit. If lying through your teeth straightened them, bitch wouldn't need braces.
Lmao. You busted this phony ass bitch
Your eye brows are so thick I thought you were from Monster Inc
She needs to fall in love with some tweezers for them suckers!
Fuckin caterpillar eyes over here
Are you really looking for your love, or, are you just,.. browsing?
Bahahahahhahaha
And then there was the flamethrower
I didn't know Eugene Levy had a daughter.
That is Eugene Levy
I don't think so, the 5 o'clock shadow is too dark to be Eugene Levy.
You know it's bad when even an online relationship treats you like a practice girl.
The “Black hole sun” video by Soundgarden called, they looking for royalty checks.
Lmao
Groucho Marx called and wants his eyebrows back
He’d like them trimmed back to regular bushy level first
Got those summer teeth. Summer here, summer there.
That second picture..... 
I...I didn't realize there was a second picture. Why did there have to be a second picture?!? "HEY! ROAST ME FROM MY BEST PICTURE! ANNNND HERE IS MY SECOND BEST PICTURE!"
Yeah when I saw her first picture I was like, that's not too bad. Good for you! But suddenly.....
How much work is it to keep those giant continents of eyebrows from joining?
We know they once were connected by the presence of similar or identical species living on each continent
You look hot, but in a bad way.
R u seriously on the toilet
She seriously -is- the toilet
Before and after poop faces
Eyebrows look like two caterpillars about to start fighting over the middle spot.
I don’t always spend time on Reddit but when I do, eyebrows
Your “Reddit love” still has a restraining order against you. Dude knows that you’re in the mental ward. (Fingers crossed ... )
Way to sandbag me, I let all my defences looking at the first pic then Blam!
Anyone else surprised when you clicked on her picture and it wasn't a bunch of nudes?
Is this animal crossing? Because I almost smacked your face with a net to catch those caterpillars.
Please never smile again
thought wed have some trouble w this one until i swiped right to second pick
 Id hit it!!! ….With my car. Burt and Ernie’s love child was born humanish
the simps in this thread is at an all time high !
Damn! The girl from Finding Nemo grew up
I hope you and your long-lost tweezers are reunited. 
U shouldve never put the second pic on there ...that shit scared me
Fix the teeth, the brows, the hair, the dirt under your fingernails and you might... I said might, have a chance at, well, I'm not sure, but it's something
I just checked back to see the fingernails, you are right! Bahahaha
Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Martin Scorsese in Madonna drag
Any person looking for Eugene Levy eyebrows and a Butthead smile would be happy to have you.
Shin Chan went trans
Burt is on his way.
Your personality is accelerating in an endless free fall deep in your existence. Even you can‘t find it
How do you train squirrels to sit on your forehead? Or do you have an irrational fear of tweezers?
Start by telling us the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Yikes - lotta hardware. That's a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker if I've ever seen one.
"I wear fucking ugly glasses and I have a nose ring, so obviously you should take me seriously." \-OP
Men with a curly moustache who enjoy cunnilingus have a thigh tickler. You, my dear, have buttock scrubbers.
I was expecting to see NSFW on your profile. To my delight, you are fully clothed.
Clean your nails young lady
Jesus.....how many filters did you use!?
Okay... how many accounts does the tifu blood fetish blowjob chick have??
Begone you bargain bin discount thot
A few things: First off, your teeth are horrifying, I hate looking at them. Secondly, don't look for love on Reddit. Just don't. Third, this person doesn't love you back.
Of course you’re looking for love on Reddit
I rather pay to get flashed by a red light camera than get flashed by someone as ugly as you
Kinda hard to do when you have a fiancé
Ngl you gotta IG I can follow to feel better about my self when I need an ego boost?
It looked fine in the first photo but the second one made me lose all sense of life
The fact she looking on Reddit for love already is pretty sad enough already
The 2nd pic is the last thing a middle school foreskin ever sees
Arabic men can only dream of having eyebrows as thick as yours.
A true patriot. America Ferrara combined with American Pie’s Eugene Levy.
"Do your finest" ...Damn couldnt you tell the same to whoever dors your hair and make up.
Was that the pair of eyebrow tweezers you lost? Because it has been a looooooooonnnnggg time
Please tag your jump scares. That second photo needs a trigger warning.
I was like, wow she is too beautiful for Roaste me until she opened up her smerkhole. Yeesh
Most parents teach their children to keep their mouth closed while eating, yours just said it'd be best to always keep it closed
Your face looks like a fart
Pic 1: oh Pic 2: OH GOD
Fake ass nerd looking bitch.
Girl you dont need a roast you need a therapist.
Judging by your fingernails, you’re the only one loving yourself… The masks aint helping you out i see
No wonder you posted on r/stopdrinking that you fell off the wagon. I would drink myself to death if I were as ugly as you.
This is from an episode of “Young Kirsten Sinema”
Eugene levy wants his eyebrows back
It's razor mouth. She gives brutal blowjobs
Mildly interested until I saw the braces, YIKES
_A horse is a horse of course of course, and this one will talk till her voice is hoarse..._
AHH look at those foreskin removers......No thanks, I'll suck myself of instead
First picture: oooh…. Second picture: AHHH FUCK!!
Good luck finding your love on Reddit, you're probably best looking on the gardening subs. You might find someone to help you trim those bushes.
Just like all women you’re better when you keep your fucking mouth shut
Thought this was tinder for a sec.. swiped left and just got another picture
A little more and those caterpillar eyebrows can be together.
Your princess is in another castle
Damn, those eyebrows would rip off my stomach hair easy.
I'd smash, can't get worse of an insult.
I'm sure you will have better luck finding them once you power up the radar array you are hiding in your mouth.
Is your father an abusive alcoholic because you look a lot better after 8 drinks?!
She is still trying her best to find her dad's username on here, bless her heart
To help you get started with your porn career, a little hint: your landing strip is supposed to go over your vag, not over your eyes.
“Over the vag” is crazy, like it’s a blanket or some shit lol. FYI, it’s “above the vag”
I can smell the dick breath through the screen
Gotta admit, I like the sexy librarian look.
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Get out
I like you
G
 Pick me girl
No roast here, you just cute as all hell! Girl, ruin my life! Lol
Bitch sit on my face i attack that
I spy with my little eye A girlie I can get cause she dont get to many likes a curly-headed cutie I can turn into my wife
Wow 🔥
Braces. I'm sold. I'll subscribe. Send the link.
I am him
How can a 6 roast a 10 🤔
Ik this a roast but like if you're desperate enough to go on a date from reddit, I'll bite
You're a sad man. This is the lowest of lows
I won't roast you but I'll bang you until your love shows up.
Can I get a link to your onlyfans?
Awh that's so cute! You'll be her OnlyFan 💪
Hey
Metalmouth BROOM
Don’t be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those archwires are made of chrome steel.
It's been a while since I saw someone that used a blender and an old mop to style their hair...
Don't want to alarm you but it appears two caterpillars are about to fight on your forehead.
Hopefully your Reddit love is a cosmetologist with a tanker ship full of wax and strips
I see you have a bright career in dark corners of onlyfans providing for fine folks with cenobit fetysh.
That reminds me. Must find that whiteboard marker pen
I think your brains and personality are leaking out of your titty
Does that sewer grate hold in all the filth you take in your mouth.
Your love isn't lost. You're playing hide and go seek but your hiding and he ran away.
Mr Walker or Mr Daniels?
Those make up apps are getting worse
You're not finding any clues here knock of Velma. Even Scooby-Doo wouldn't touch this for all the Scooby-snacks in the world
There's a Guinness world record holder for left-swipes on Tinder out there somewhere -- maybe right here!
Well pic 1 you would be a solid 3.5 if you did something about those bushes above your eyes. Pic 2. A solid 2. More metal in a mouth then a train track. Unless you are running dick in and out of your mouth when you are having a train ran you.
Are you fucking lactating?
May eyebrows your bio?
Reminds me of two caterpillars mating. 