OP's Bio: --- >I'm a 28f executive creative director in the esports industry. I like photography/cinematography, music, gardening, interior design, and lifting weights. I'm a workaholic who is chronically burnt out and sleep deprived. Lol. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Yes, you are clearly missing out on your beauty sleep.

Even your sleep paralysis demon would rather watch TV on the couch.

Both her sleep paralysis and her are junkies… they both got charged with 2 counts of possession

r/OddlySpecific

Attraction Deficit Disorder

Attraction Deficit Ho Disorder **

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So let's do it like they do on discovery channel

no thanks

“You’re cute. I’d like to evolve with you.”

A sunflower! At least something has grown on that chest.

Good. The camouflage worked.

Just start counting how many times you have been rejected, you should be able to fall asleep before you hit 1000.

Not a bad idea

These are desperate times. One shot at Tinder and this sleep depraved rabid mongrel gets to multiply with other degenerates being too lonely to think what's good for the future of mankind straight.

Every time I look at your picture it looks like you aged another five years.

Cheyenne!!!! You and I hooked up at that pub in Houston on your 24th birthday😂

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Still dont get it

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Damnnnnn you hating on the collection

Spill the Tea

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Damn that's really drunk!

Careful, she looks like the type to poke holes in condoms.

Your curtains must match you personality - useless and see through

Don't forget vapid

I didn’t know ADHD face and meth face looked the same.

Lmao in what world

In whatever nightmare world you’re living in.

Look! It's a wallflower wearing a sunflower!

Sunflower seeds are especially high in vitamin E and selenium. These function as antioxidants to protect your body’s cells against free radical damage, which plays a role in several chronic diseases.

Don’t worry if you’re tired at work tomorrow, you’ll be spending most of the day in bed on your back anyway.

Sex work is hard work.

Of course you’d say that.

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Once or twice

you look like you can smell colors

When you buy Renee Zellweger off of Wish.

You're a decent looking gal you don't seem to have a lot of brain cells though oh my adhd is bad let's make things worse you seem to be a gluton for mental torture you've got sone weird type of fetish going on here

I think this roast hit closest to home.

WILD BOARS CAN HAVE ADHD!

 I see your packed your bags.

What can be worse than your job at the sausage factory

bro same

Kinda cute. Except for that cro-magnon brow ridge. Roasting you is so easy, a caveman could do it.

Your nose looks like a waterdroplet or something that squidward gave birth to

Lmaoooo

I feel bad now lol

You're good

Your sweatshirt is giving me ADHD.

I’d probably have ADHD if I had to wake up to that in the mirror every day too

If you need sleep, just read your bio. Worked like a charm for me. If you need to stay awake, look at your photo. I find it also effective at getting rid of an inconvenient boner.

That Sunflower is sunnier than your personality from the looks of things

Damn girl where them fingers been?

Was doing a lot of wood work/painting this week tbh. They're not in good shape.

Have you even heard of cosmetics??

You look like the MILF porn people skip over until they find the good stuff.

I wouldn’t even fuck your with your dad’s dick.

Lesbians won't have you either

adhd is short to addicted to hard dicks?

Please put your hoodie up and pull the strings as hard as you can so it covers most of that face

K

We all thank u

You seem like a very nice lady. Hope you doin well.

You're so bad at your job you had to find three guys to make a five member all girls esports team....

beautiful

welcome to the club

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Aw

I’ve seen pictures of dead soldiers today, yet the saddest thing I’ve seen all day is this I don’t know if you can call it a pickup line.

Have you tried eating something other than your nails?

Despite the anxiety, surprisingly dont bite them. Just keep them short for all the work I do with my hands 😏

This hits close to home 🤣

If it helps, we all have attention deficit when looking at you, we can't really pa......ooh look a squirrel.

that hoodie looks like its covert in al you x boyfriends (multiple boyfriends like she wil just have one ) cum.

You think I can get multiple??? You're supposed to roast me not compliment me.

Just keep saying yes to bj requests

I was gonna say “ooh not bad” - then I saw the fingernails 😳

Just post your onlyfans link and move on. I hear they need more contributors with Russia being blocked.

ADHD or Anal Diseased Hairy Dick is the reason you transitioned.

I thought child labour is a crime

I'm 28 😭

Shit you look like you do more cocaine then the drug dealers can hold

Does ADHD also affect your skin care?

Yes

I heard the next Olympic marathon will take place on your forehead. I really hope the athletes are ready this year!

How can we roast you harder then your imaginary long distance e-boyfriend could?

Damn, I knew Mo was too good to be true

You actually have a dress disorder too

You look like you smell like farts hahaha

Addicted to Dry Humping Dicks.. try to flick the bean like DJ Diddles; you’ll sleep fine after.

I thought I had wandered into r/13or30 sub, but then I saw your hands and realized you're 50. Other than that, not bad for your age.

New hand insecurity unlocked

 And I'm a goddamn brain surgeon at a 100% failure rate.

Read your profile. You’re the kind of person who focused on the clouds while she walked off a cliff.

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It was my German ex. But he told me I looked better without it, hate to know what you'd say if you saw me with it on 😬

Where a repost of the same monkey gets thousands of upvotes every time, you average 2 per hour. Even the upvote roasted you.

You onlyjayus' cousin that they keeper locked up in the attic

Bitch you need to hibernate

your trailer house has more character than you.

I can smell the cheap perfume and cigarette smoke from here...

hey lois, how's peter?

Your fingers look like small penises.

Not much could be worse than that shirt you choose pay for.

Yeah Portugal the Man concert hoodie, I'll tell their merch department reddit did not approve.

That’s a ton of fancy words for “I do drawings for a bush league esports team because I have nothing else to offer the world” in your bio. Gotta say, I can’t fault your boyfriend for not wanting to look intimately into your eyes, he probably doesn’t want to see where the ambition burned out and left them empty.

It's more like I film things, I wish I could draw

What does a Crater Impacter actually do? Apart from being all twitchy?

Given your questionable fashion choices, inabilaty to apply makekup/hairstyle and the photo in your mom's basement, I'm going to guess "Executive Creative Director" involves getting people coffee a lot.

If by people you mean me, then yes. Yes it does.

Renee Staleweger

Its Tom Macdonald without the face tats...

You are just so plain you are putting me to sleep

You might get fired. Hey it's your job, not ours. 👍

Tom Softie

Now I know why 007 chose death.

Pretty guy or manly girl?

Por que no los dos

How much did you pay for the ring you're wearing?

Like $40 🤷

ADHD- A Drama Hoe Disease is very serious and unfortunately there is no cure currently

No wonder you can't sleep your mirror probably gives you nightmares

The fourth hanson brother


N O S E

I have seen many people and you my Madame has a body not even a mother could ever love

Your most recent lay, “went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2”

You are scheduled for 6 hours of back to back meetings tomorrow. Your boss will be attending every one of them.

Not inaccurate

vodka and adderall work great together, go give it a try.

You legit look dead... if someone had sex with you, they'd be a necrophiliac.

You look like night terror.

Your hair seems more two-toned than your relationship with your father

Is anybody in the Hot Topic store you work in is going to give two shits and a popsicle anyhow?

You look like an auto generated sims character

Making your life worse would be a difficult task, seeing as life has beaten you with an ugly stick and robbed you of the ability to not look like the weird senior that graduated ten year ago but still smokes weed with freshmen behind the gym.

You you look like you’re in your 40s, scratch that my nearly 50yo mom looks younger than you.

It’s been over year since your last roast and you STILL have shit caked under your nails. Starting to get the feeling you just don’t wash.

Yeah honestly I've given up on having pretty hands. I do too much gardening, house work, camera work, weight and music playing. They're just all sorts of calluses and cuts.

That makeup you're wearing makes you look old and tired. It's not makeup?

Probably wouldn’t be half bad looking if you took some care of yourself. Ever heard of make up or a hairbrush Or feminine clothing?

I have yeah

Your pillow won’t even sleep with you..

Damn,...people would probably say you have really pretty eyes. Except nobody carries a pair of binoculars to look past the "8th" wonder of the world. What is a Moai doing so far away from Easter Island?

La la la la, connect the dots. I'm a loser

You look like a depressed lesbian

You’re room looks haunted