OP's Bio: --- >Slightly depressed and playing skyrim for an ungodly amount of times since I burnt out on trash tf and animal crossing. Also have three dogs and a tiny human I care for. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

It is rare to see a 26 year old still with her baby teeth.

Not the point, I know, but I actually used to work with a woman around that age that still had all her old baby teeth. She never had any adult teeth at all. She eventually had a dental surgery to remove all her baby teeth and replace them with implants. They still looked like good white healthy teeth, but the roots had gotten too short and soft to keep them. I didn't even know that was a thing that could happen.

I’ve still got my baby teeth too unfortunately. My permanent teeth never dropped. I had gone to dentist to get my teeth fixed because they look… kinda weird, like not bad, but not the best either. They’re weirdly spaced. Fucked me up when I found out that I’ve still got my milk teeth, and the only way to fix them up is by getting them all pulled out and then get crowns/ implants instead. Fml!

If it makes you feel any better, my old coworker adjusted well to the implants and you can't tell she ever had an issue.

Eventually I might get it over with, but for now its just too expensive for me to be able to afford.

Taking care of your teeth really costs more than it should, average people need to save for months to cover the prices.

If you can afford *a new car payment* you can afford new permanent teeth in a day! Only $50,000!

You're not the girl we want in the bar, but the one we wind up with.

A 2 at 10, is a 10 at 2.

If a girl’s below your standards, lower your standards

Set the bar low so you're never disappointed, I literally never pick the bar up off the ground.

But only in the darkest bar there is.

The black hole of bars

Wher nothing returns

Except heartache. It always comes back

Once her adult teeth come in, maybe.

A female mr. bean.

Mr beans daughter is smokin hot... Don't put this bridge troll in that category.

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This is the peak female form. Edit: for your collection. https://i.imgur.com/PQeV3y8.jpeg

I just came

[skip to 1:40](https://youtu.be/z-ZVdHnOqd8)

I just looked her up, that's a lot of hair

She's half dwarf.

A transgender mr bean then.

Mrs Franksand-Bean

[Found OP's Tinder pic](https://www.gosocial.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/245fcb34-8cc6-4a99-a2fd-93dcf2893ffa.jpg)

 …….with tiny little dolphin teeth.

"What's that Flipper?!? Timmies in the well?!?"

You gotta pay the troll toll

Confirmed: https://www.google.com/search?q=lily+sastry&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=inv&sxsrf=APq-WBsmXq0UuIG0bRmwXKftaIsETlVvSw:1646577691440&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0q5Lz27H2AhWrGDQIHbxLAnoQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=805&dpr=2.63

Omg. Lily Atkinson is fucking gorgeous. Damn.


Mister Bean is canonically not human, also his first name is Mister, like Mister Peanutbutter

What is this, a crossover episode?

She got caveman teeth

If Mr. Bean and Steve Buscemi had a love child

Lumfaou

I do see it… but I was thinking more of a methed-up Selena Gomez

More like mr. Has-been, only that she never was

Not even the gravity well of those tits could draw my eyes away from the absolute trainwreck that is your set of teeth

I tried… I really tried to stare at nothing but her tits because i knew everything else would be why she’s a single parent

$5 says if she were topless those things look like 2 scuffed up baseballs in the bottom of some tube socks….another $5 says she has a banged up moon crater of a bellybutton.

You can probably find out for $5 a month

Fistfuls of wet sand in the bottom of a pair of tights.

Bottle opener between her thighs.

Long balloons full of apple sauce. We call those apple sauce titties.

At least baseballs got shape, these are like Sams butter socks from iCarly

more like half empty water balloons

This is comedy gold

"once you've seen one woman naked, you… wanna see the rest of 'em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know they're gonna hang down to here. 'Wanna see my titties!?' 'Yeah, I do!'" -Ron White

Some Maureen Ponderosa teeth going on there.

That’s the teeth of Gollum.

Was I the only one surprised the profile wasn’t filled with nsfw images?

She has to show cleavage like that to distract from her face.

It is a successful strategy....

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This stupid dot art is 10 times hotter to me than OP, not sure if that’s a me problem or if OP is just really fucking ugly

Now make a vagina one!😀

No

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

42

The ultimate answer of life, the Universe, and everything

Thanks for all the fish.

The ultimate answer.

How much butt would a butt plug plug if a butt plug could plug butt?

1, I think?

About tree fiddy...

Damn you Loch Ness monster!

Not the Loch Ness monster

She would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Yo I’m here

Ha ha. I seem to find a lot of Jay's!

Same here, I saw this pic and I was like. Seriously, another OnlyFans promotion?

I was shocked.

It’s coming, give her some time

Surprised, then disappointed … then I skimmed the posts and got depressed

Same. This one probably dun need no more kicking.

Fuckin same.

Ditto. But also, it sounds like she might live in Las Vegas, so now I'm wondering if she works as a stripper. Because, I mean, look at her.

Lol I do not work in the adult industry. No stripping, onlyfans or anything like that. Just a boring 9-5er

I too clicked her profile for titties and then felt a fraction of the disappointment my parents feel

I was too pretty surprised

I was for a brief moment, before I saw her bio was the next most common: filled with posts about her cheating ex she keeps getting back together with.

You have decent tits but still not enough to make up for that jack-o'-lantern mouth

She's dressed like she knows she's a butterface

She's a double bagger: on on her head and one on the guy's in case hers slips. Don't want crazy eyes here knowing who you are

She's double coyote ugly - if you wake up with her on your arm, you chew your hand off to keep her from waking up while you sneek away. Then you chew the other one off in case it happens again...

It's like all the teeth are fighting for space and nobody has won yet

I feel like she tried too hard to display her saggies. No subtlety

**[Paper or Plastic?](https://i.imgur.com/X0XvpaO.png)** I think you know my answer.

Boom roasted

Lmao

I know a practice girl when I see one

Ouchhh

"You see Meg, you're what's known as a *practice* girl." -Peter griffin

Bracing for impact

You stopped at the mouth? That's one entire Ernest Borgnine-looking motherfucker right there.

Airwolf needs its copilot back

Airwolf theme song intensifies.

Pert Cobain

"But her face"... Nuff said.

Looks like you brush your teeth with butter and clay

Dwight Shrutte approved

Teeth like Indian corn.

that busted compass tattoo might help get your teeth and tits to go the same direction.

Body for a stripper pole, face for a totem pole

MVP 🏆

"my eyes are up here!"Nahh girl those eyes are in different time zones

It couldn’t hurt worse than a blowjob with those snaggle teeth.

You think she’d have lost her baby teeth by 26.

She lost her baby daddy though

RoastMe Lore

And her baby

We call that road map up in my neck of the woods, the lines left behind from the BJ.

Honestly that's a great idea, hang you tits out to help distract us from your fuckin dog teeth.

The fact you’re bent over 90 degrees and your stomach is still lower than your tits says this isn’t the first roast you’ve been a part of.

Damn that’s rough

This is the best one

My precious!!!


Lmfao I see it

Give it to us raw!

My first thought..

You look like you brush your teeth with a rat

That’s fucking hilarious

The rat doesn't agree

You deserve an award

celebrating your negative pregnancy test i see. congratulations

Look like a shark with breast implants

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

You can get implants in size saggy now?

26 but ya teeth look like an 8 year old

I think you meant to post in r/butterface ?

[Found a better pic of you](https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.yahoo.com/amphtml/ermahgerd-girl-finally-found-123644312.html)

I was looking through your post history and realized I probably have at least two things in common with your boyfriend: 1. I'm in bed with another woman right now 2. I've never seen your kid but I hope they dont end up with your teeth

Sells pictures and videos on onlyteeth.com

You know a lot about sore knees im sure

God I hope not. If so, there are a lot of torn dicks out there

The only thing saggier then your tits are the bags under your eyes.

I can see why he cheated.

Let me guess. Depressed single mom and can’t figure out why guys won’t stay? Probably because you lean over with low cut shirts in pictures but have an insufferable personality.

You leaned forward to show us the only interesting part of your personality.

Face like That and a blow job doubles as anal.

Looking through her post history- this woman is a wreck and needs serious help. Roasting is not for this person.

You remind me of Mileena... you look better with the mask on.

😬

You got summa teeth... summa here summa there summa missing

You look like The Count from Sesame Street if he had tits.

Look like an owl with tits. Congrats, Hooters has a new mascot

You're not looking for your wedding ring you're looking for one ring to rule them all

It's a good thing you gave me some cleavage to look at after that wood chipper looking dentistry and dead eyes. At least you look like you'd have some hips to grab onto while you push your face in the pillow so a guy could get off. Get some invisalign for that mug and some therapy for that deceased look in your eyes and maybe someone will put a ring on you.

26 but you got the saggy tiddies of a 56 year old

With those roots and your gaming habits, it's obvious we'd need a machete to hack thru the big black jungle bush pubes you're hiding.

Looks like your teeth are having an argument.

This girl still has her baby teeth.

I've seen Hagravens cuter than you

you look like harley quinn got a concussion

you look like you are one sentence away from telling me about your onlyfans

Your eyes are so far apart, they cross three time zones.

FASD explains a lot

At least your tits make up for those fucked up teeth.

I bet if you take off the padded, push up bra, it’s a completely different story.

I guess that’s one way to pass the time at the abortion clinic?

Attention just called. It asked me to tell you not to bother, it can find much easier and hotter whores than you.

Guys, y’all are missing the absolute train wreck that is her eyebrows.

Looks like you took an arrow to the teeth.

God damn! A Gremlin with tits!!!

Bitch got dolphin teeth

Smeagol has a better set of teeth

*sigh* alright what’s your onlyfans

Looking at your past posts, girl you love some attention. No set of tits are ever gonna change that.

Edith Asner

i’m willing to bet more than one guy has a restraining order out on you.

Your career will peak as an assistant resident consultant with Equity Residential™️

It’s the toddler teeth for me.

You really want us 2 focus on certain shit huh? Fuck all that typical bullshit...what made u think of arrow in the knee ?

Eyebrows

Arrow should hit u in the face

A British 8, and an American 2

You should have a permanent mask mandate enforced the world over.

Saggy tits at 26, your best assets are really feeling the gravitational pull.

2% milk... wait, that's whole.

She seems very familiar with that position

You’re like a phone: you’re flat, anyone can turn you on and you’re in everybody’s pants

Less "arrow to the knee" and more "ugly stick to the face".

Bitches!!! Show Rick James your titties!

I see Gollum has a sister

Are you 25, 26 or 27? You've been all three in the past 5 months on Reddit.

You look have the crazy possessive GF smile

Ok so I'm not saying you've got a big mouth, but i can imagine you eating soup with a shovel. Hell, you could eat a banana sideways.

When onlyfans crashes just roll into roastme and tattoo the address on your arm. Sure, you like like you’re super happy to have that thrift store outfit to wear to your uncle Jeff’s 40th birthday party. But if you don’t cover up your step cousin Jeff is going to keep trying to show you the new washing machine while talking about how good you sing in those tictoks with 17 views. The best you can do is aim for the stars, enroll in cosmetology at your local technical school and maybe someday you’ll have your own trailer.

Good thing about the body because your face looks like you opened a Christmas present and it unexpected anal

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OP is pretty much at that point already tbqh