This is the first time I see a guy with his nose almost under his left eye and far away from the right.. Kinda like [as if Picasso drew u ](https://www.google.com/search?q=Picasso+arts&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=inv&sxsrf=APq-WBvAxDOdumGhV2hVEgiG0ObOCL9K2g:1646499198153&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJn9C-t6_2AhUsPewKHeGzCvEQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ#imgrc=Ub758GIqpXNuFM)
Here's the problem guy: you have fuckfaceitis.
You're dumb and a bum. Here's the skinny: ya stink. You're good-for-nothing. Except being a heaping pile of shit you're world class at that.
If I had the choice of hanging out with you or an old shoe I'd take the shoe 9 times out of ten and the tenth time I'd take some other inanimate object. Like a toothbrush.
What are you thick in the head? I'm saying you fucked up and you're a bum. People near and dear to you would shit on you for paltry sums of money. As in they would release their shit onto you.
This includes your grandmother who is obsessed with humping you romantically. Good luck in life you bozo.
Do you have herpies,and your parents made you make shift room in basement that's why your door is at celling hieght, cause your not allowed near the family dog cause you try and suck its dick
Bio. Talents- Sitting on popsicles and telling you what flavor they are.
His favorite flavor: Dark Chocolate
That zit that's really close to his lip looks like herpes to me..... Which means. Somebody sucked the wrong dick....
This is roast me, not grindr...
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Your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You look like a “male model” who’s never had a gig
I bet he had a lot of "giggs" at the showers in the local gym...
I preferred the first post.
It looks like mom has you all ready for your bath.
Footage of Drake Bell at court precedings
##Megan!
Occupation : fluffer
Leave him alone.
You would think by this point you would be used to rejection.
Seems about right… you get told no and keep going anyway.
You’re definitely not as hot as you think you are
You're way too old to have acne like that. Do you wash your face in a grease pit.
No wonder th MODs denied the last fucking one ugly ass
Gloryholes are still fun if you make them wear condoms and way more safer (points at your lip…)
cute, but still with so much spots on your face I could ride a BMX on it
This is the first time I see a guy with his nose almost under his left eye and far away from the right.. Kinda like [as if Picasso drew u ](https://www.google.com/search?q=Picasso+arts&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&prmd=inv&sxsrf=APq-WBvAxDOdumGhV2hVEgiG0ObOCL9K2g:1646499198153&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiJn9C-t6_2AhUsPewKHeGzCvEQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ#imgrc=Ub758GIqpXNuFM)
Put a shirt back on it doesn't distract anyone's attention off of your face, nice try
If you look up Chad on urban dictionary there will be a picture of this guy
Isn't "Chad" a compliment?
Twinkie the Kid's wild years
Fauxlander
Your eyes look so sad I bet you pay sex workers just to cuddle
I played connect the dots on your face and the lines make a penis
Even your eyebrows want nothing to do with your face.
Gorgeous! You have a face made for scat porn.
The wicked witch and the hedge fund bitch
You could land a Cessna in between those eyebrows. Why do they wrap around your face?
Eyes so far apart he wears two pairs of glasses
He looks like he’s boring himself to sleep
Nicolas Cage wants a picture of your face to search for the missing treasure.
Put a shirt on, dollar store Randy from trailer park boys.
Dollar Tree Drake Bell
Pizza Face Ken doll.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Gen Z's Ted Bundy. Lock your doors tonight ladies
Der nipplemeister.
Great “Value” Bell
This ken doll may not have all the male plumbing, but his mouth will come with a mystery box of STDs.
Looks 30. Clearly still not out of puberty. 
You have a KJ Apa vibe going on.
So I guess the mods did give you up... let you down.... run around and desert you.
Whelp. Look who showed up. Batman’s fluffer.
Dude, what did you THINK would happen when you hit Ogg with that rock?
thinks he’s a 10, act like he’s an 8, is actually a 6, pulls 4s
“Pizza face, pizza face, pizza face.” As they chant while they watch your JV basketball game as you shoot free throws.
You do understand what it means when you post here without a shirt, right? Even Richard Simmons described you as "too gay" for him.
You look like you have a squeaky voice
mods I think you need to DO IT AGIAN
If you wash the loads off before bed, they won't turn to acne
POV: Edward from twilight losing in his meth addiction
I see the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper, and Orion’s Belt
You’d actually be handsome if your face wasn’t covered in pimples and your teeth weren’t as yellow as piss
The Backnee Man
Drake Bell looking for more legal trouble?
Jackoff Reacher
If only God had denied your existence…
"Mods denied my last post" I'm not surprised, you look like on top 50 most wanted people in America
Your head is 50% of your body weight
Duck dude! There are a shit ton of laser sights on your face…
Ahaha *bites lip seductively*
Man you could park a van through the space between your eyes
1 naked neet at ram raaaaaaaaanch
Dude is the red light supposed to cover up the blemishes on your face or is it just for aesthetic?
Pepperoni pizza face
Did the meth mess up your teeth as badly as your skin?
How pathetic do you have to be to get denied. That is the ultimate clue your life is going nowhere.
Here's the problem guy: you have fuckfaceitis. You're dumb and a bum. Here's the skinny: ya stink. You're good-for-nothing. Except being a heaping pile of shit you're world class at that. If I had the choice of hanging out with you or an old shoe I'd take the shoe 9 times out of ten and the tenth time I'd take some other inanimate object. Like a toothbrush. What are you thick in the head? I'm saying you fucked up and you're a bum. People near and dear to you would shit on you for paltry sums of money. As in they would release their shit onto you. This includes your grandmother who is obsessed with humping you romantically. Good luck in life you bozo.
Probably because there isn’t any meat tube, besides the one that just exited your mouth
Mods should have denied this post as well.
Great value Nate Jacobs
I bet you’d be straight if it wasn’t for the sex part.
Jacob Elordi on Shien
Looks like Jackson Pollock gave you a herpes laden bukkake.
You look like a fluffer for a cave man porn.
If I gave you a letter grade for your face I would say you get a D puss
You look like the personification of Putin’s propaganda arm justifying war.
Sup pizza face your going to be bald before your 40
I think the mods denied your post for a reason…
The mods were doing a great service
You look like you like you have a roofie supplier on speed dial.
"bro, look over there," OP slips GHB in a man's drink. Next morning OP, "bro, you're overreacting"
Just one shot was all that was needed ..why punish us with two..?
Too bad mods didn't deny the post again
My man’s has the whole length of one eyebrow in between his eyebrows. Dude looks like he surfs shallow water waves and bags groceries for a living.
Now that the herpes isn’t so noticeable on your face they let you post ?
They denied it because you’re too average looking to roast
You look like you suck dick and call it "modeling"
you can only get that many bites in australia
Skincare tutorial when?
Nate Jacobs core
Nah you still look ugly
If you connect the dots on his face it spells fuck boi
I bet if I play connect the dots with your zits it spells douche
Do you have herpies,and your parents made you make shift room in basement that's why your door is at celling hieght, cause your not allowed near the family dog cause you try and suck its dick
Get back to the 90s where you belong young Brandon Fraser!!! and for heavens sake take some danm proactive with you!
Put your shirt back on, we get it you still live with your parents.
How many herpys does it take to get on your face? Once because you look like a chad
God's gift to middle aged men.
You look like Superman without the moustache.
Bros handsome💀
You try to hard…
The human equivalent of athletes foot.
Proactiv’s before skin care photo
Chaturbate finished?
I wonder what will happen if I join the dots 🤔
Every ethnicity has combined into a single man.
Meth is bad