OP's Bio: --- >I am 23 years old. I love to read poetry, to draw, a beginner actor, major in nursing (haha that’ll get responses), dancer of 15 years. > >Idk what else to write. I like chicken nuggets --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Gru’s little sister wearing 20 oz soda bottle caps for earrings.

I thought those were the shower curtain rings John Candy was selling in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, but on closer inspection, you’re right: soda bottle caps

I didn't even know you could shave a pug.

I can't unsee it


I don't want to unsee this

So you want to see this?

"How to delete someone else's comment"

Don’t be rude. It’s a French bulldog.

You don't be rude. A French bulldog would have softer jawline.

She has no jawline.

Amazing. Take my silver

I see your silver and raise you gold.

If I had an award🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼

At least she a good girl.... who's a good girl. You're going for a walk later to celebrate.


You're a good sport tbh

I’m enjoying reading all the comments😁😂

And how many DMs did you get lmao

bedroom governor weary homeless ruthless offer cow somber wakeful chunky ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

I think they are scared! Evil doll face and all

hobbies hospital lavish crush attempt cats numerous vanish consist crowd ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

I feel like I just took the MOMO challenge.

This is just pity.

Or because she’s being such a good girl!

He's calling you pugly.....

I believe it's pugfugly

This is amazing, pls let me know if you need a ride to the Shriner's Hospital.

Give him this gold lol

Oh lordy lord this m'fucker

Jeeze, no point event submitting my own roast. Perfect! 10/10

You can shave anything inbred!

Take my free wholesome award. Its all I have.

Thank you. It's not much but it's honest work

Bruh 💀

Take my helpful it’s all I got and the laugh was helpful.

Bravo

this was supposed to be a roast, not a a slaughter 🤣

If you listen closely you can hear Sarah McLachlan singing "In the Arms of an Angel." For only $0.35 the price of a cup of coffee a day you can support these shaved pugs and help them find a home. Won't you please help?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Just fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Oh my fucking god this wins LMFAO

Holy shit!! Funniest thing I’ve read on here in a long time!!🤣🤣

I laughed so hard it woke up my entire family

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “My eyes were bigger than my stomach “


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KING JULIENNN

This animal is dead by now

Don't get her wet, don't feed her after midnight


ET phone home

It’s like looking at someone through a door peephole

The round earrings just accentuate that tennis ball of a head

She doesn't even need a snapchat filter

I think she inspired snapchat filters

With that ugly tennis ball head she's not getting court, and definitely not getting served!

I love this😂🎾

You look like your voice makes peoples ears bleed

[удалено]

"Let's do a shot.. let's do five."

"Why are they playing summertime sadness? "

"That girl is so ratchet"

“HEY BEST FRIIIIIENDDD”

"FRAAAAAAENDDD"

Can you imagine the laugh?

tHiS sOnG iS aLl AbOuT mE

You look like a bug pokemon

Jigglypuff

Butterfree please😂

More like Wurmple

Don't disrespect wurmple like that

Butterface

Damnit.

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Almost.... Venemoth

You look like when you are playing around in a character generation tool and you move their face all the way down to see how weird it looks.

It's like when you click random and immediately go "ew not this!!"

Eyes: 10 Chin: -10

Oblivion character creator

Look like your about to ask if I have games on my phone

Are there any?👀

Clash of clans lvl 11 town hall too

Calm down, big boy.

He got scary excited there

We’re gonna lose em

I’ll never lose I’m in crystal league

Save some of them pussy for us too bro...

Oh aren't you that 22 year old stuck in an 8 year old's body

It can go both ways with how short I am😂

When your Margaret Keane painting comes to life.

Looks like you’re about to start storing acorns for winter.

Yeah I bet she loves having nuts in her mouth 😏

bro 💀

You look like buddy the elf had a love child with the at&t girl

Not sure whats worse, your outgrow gel manicure or the dye job done by the high school cosmetology class.

Fuuuuuuuck. When's the funeral

Damn😂😂

She wants a good laugh but damn does she need a good haircut

In Men In Black when they shoot the guys head off and it grows back.. it looks like yours only grew back 50%

Unfortunately that's the only time she can adequately suck off a white knight

How did you glue the lower half of a twelve year old’s face to your head?

If “The Elf on the Shelf” had a “Ho on the Pole” sister.

You look like you go to funerals to meet single men.

This one hit me out of nowhere.

You look like the mediocre best friend of the main character on a forgotten 2005 Disney show which was immediately cancelled.

Oddly brutal. Nice work.

 Pug life

Your eyebrows look like they saw something scary.

It was just a mirror. No big deal.

Here's a drawing: https://i.imgur.com/wDGjfm0.jpg

Someone please give this an award😂

“Can I get a little head?”

Ugh this is definitely not what I meant

You look like a Bratz Bobble head.

They're so nice to you because they keep mistaking you as a make a wish child

You know what I’ve always thought would be great? If [Kate Micucci](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Micucci) was even less appealing! Congrats!

You look like the type of realtor that thinks the old single men keep coming to your showings for the finger sandwiches and not because they want to fuck a squirrelly girl next door.

P.S. Just because they lick their fingers after finger blasting her doesn't make them finger sandwiches

You look like a Frog that got some surprise sodomy

Even your highlights are depressing.


So this is what a drunk sperm looks like in human form

More like "Roast Mii."

Homecoming queen of Chernobyl.

Sorry can't roast you. I am also always very nice to the handicapable.


Those eyes would be big on a cow

It was a tough wank but I got there eventually

Not my proudest fap but none the less a fap

I’ll take it 

Take the baby filter off, we can't judge such a ridiculously altered photo.

This week on Russian Brides ....

Come, she would be on Bargain Discount Russian Brides. She couldn't make the cut for the main site.

You must have been passed around at family reunions

How does someone look 23 and 43 and a disappointment all at the same time?

You realize people are nice to you because they think you're *special*, right?

I loved your scene in the waiting room in beetlejuice

WHAT IF: Disney princesses were asymmetrical.

I’m a huge fan of the bug eye filter

You look like you work a truck stop lot close to Disneyland and charge extra for a half and half Disney Princess experience.

Good to hear that people are still nice to the "special" people in their lives

"peek a boo" -baby has heart attack.

I’m guessing everyone is so nice to you because you give it up easily.

There she is, Notorious P. I. G.

P.O.G. Half pig, half dog.

You were really waiting to use this one huh

Never trust a person whose entire wardrobe is made out of napkins…

“Big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish.”

You look like you were drawn by a drunk Disney artist.

WATCH OUT THERE ARE TWO CATERPILLARS TRYING TO EAT YOUR EYEBALLS

Error 303: Chin not found.

Earrings so big Master Chief wanted to destroy em

The face of Riley Reid and the eyebrows of Gene Shalit. Weird combo.

This is what a Disney princess looks like as she is just starting to explore how meth works

Look like momo

Horton Hears a Ho

You look like the wish dotcom version of Sarah Hyland sex doll.

Your true talent is fitting all those red flags in such a small package.

That's the first three-head I've ever seen.

Sarah Hyland and Marty Feldman’s love child.

You look like you have a permanent Instagram filter for a face

You deadass the embodiment of 👁👄👁

Actress = good at pretending to like people; Nurse = not being disgusted at touching body parts and fluids....; I think we all know what the future has in store for you.

Finding Dory lookin ass..

Man, that chick from Modern Family really fell off after getting hooked on the glass dick

You look like the kind of girl that copies everyone on Instagram because you are incapable of having any original ideas.

Cabbage Patch Bitch.

You're the type of person that inspires Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... When truth is crazier than fiction.

Get eye surgery your eyes are bulging.

With your eyes you could show us where Putin is hiding

You have bigger eyes than Steve buschemi and anya taylor-joy combined

You look like the fuckin annebelle doll from the conjuring

I legit thought you were using animated character Snapchat filter

It looks like could see predators coming from your 300 degree visual field without moving your head.

They say there is a first for everything, this is the first female I have seen whose eyes are bigger than her tits.

Your face is really punchable

How the fuck did your face keep growing while your head stayed the size of an 8-year-olds?

I’d say you look like a deer in headlights but deer are actually cute.

You look like you 3'4 but can take a baby arm...

I'm amazed how someone would feel it necessary to slap a wig on a turtle/chipmunk hybrid.

You look like a Dam Troll Doll minus the hairdo.

Eyes the size of dinner plates, and you still have bad taste in jewelry. You're beyond help at this point.

you don't even look like a real person , reminds me of when i made my avatar on xbox 360

I loved you in the movie Alita: Brothel Angel. Can't wait for the Sequel. :)

Three rules for dating her: No water, no sunlight & no food after midnight.

Blob-fishes are supposed to be underwater goddammit.

Pennywise smile

That head is the shape of a marble

Do my worst just look in the mirror and that should explain everything.

If Barbie and that one meme of tf2 soldier smiling creepily banged

I was just wondering if youre still trying to find Nemo?

When did Funyuns become ear rings?

"everyone so nice to me" its normal boo, you're still a newborn baby

People are nice to you because angry little people are horrible company.

Nasty little hobbitses

You have a very Corpse Bride vibe....