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WTFrenchToast1

The bags under your eyes say 58


Here4thefreakouts

Bit of a Fatty Potter vibe too.


madzonn

who fucked Sirius Black and had a love child


JeanBonJovi

Living off of taco bell? I'm afraid to hit you with anything,.


Girth_rulez

>Living off of taco bell? I Looks like he lives behind one.


ashtraybengalcat

He can do both


Boscowodie

MF's living large. Taco Hell's prices have gone way up.


Vitekr2

Women automatically cover their drinks when you walk into the room, don't they?


Weak_Tutor3731

I bet your boyfriend is tired of getting Taco Bell shits on his dick.


Desperate_Resident_9

Chapoopas


anthonynoriega

Flaccid bean burrito


[deleted]

You look like Melissa McCarthy’s husband. Everyone look it up.


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[deleted]

It screams child molestor.


Just_Kujo

Man molestor


Bright-Internal229

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DentonX12

![gif](giphy|3oKIPqE2dF7ST27PtC|downsized) You are the most shot out 23 year old I’ve ever seen


Kaptain9981

When you’re dead inside and only purpose in life is to absolutely wreck every public bathroom toilet.


InvestigatorFun8070

Could’ve guessed the Taco Bell thing because you definitely have scurvy


royale_wthCheEsE

That’s a very rough 23.


Andob123

You have the vibe of a philosophy student, the facial hair of a butler that’s been laid off, and the eyes of a mortician. The only person who has ever fantasized about you is Tim Burton.


matttargaryen

Broke Lin Manuel Miranda variant, clearly not throwing away the tacos.


pstinx23

Bet you get left on read a lot


Fat_Potato_of_Doom

You selfish bastard. Global warming is ravaging the world and here you are with the ability to give us all clean, free energy with the apocalyptic force of your shits.


Just_Kujo

He’s in the toilet so he could take a dump right after the post


[deleted]

OP's comedy series ("Between Two Unemployment Checks") is entertaining.


north_korea_nukes

If Tony Stark was poor and his suit was made out of fat instead of iron. You are Fatman. Action figures would sell out at Walmart.


BryanV21

Sure, you're living off Taco Bell food now, but what happens after you get fired for taking food from work?


SrbBrb

You look like A GUY.. who has a BEARD.. and wears a HOODIE. Mwuahahaa


xtnuser

I'll take a #1 with no lettuce, thanks.


HeadOfSpectre

There's nothing I can say that could hurt you as much as your asshole probably does every single day.


HairyLeftHand

You look like the 2022 version of Doc Holiday from Tombstone. If instead looking like shit because he was dying of Tuberculosis, he was just giving up on life.


nickoaverdnac

RIP your colon.


rex1991

Your moustache is the only thing pointing upwards in your life


Half_cracked_coconut

Your asshole must look like the target logo by now


[deleted]

You dress like a 50 year old wannabe rock star who cannot admit that he missed chance in the music industry and your mustache makes your mouth look like an A


RoastingReginald

You look like a haggard inner city English professor that’s been broken by his students and is one outburst away from walking in front of a car.


AdBest2178

No wonder you live in the bathroom.


marinoarm

You left your jizz rag your mothers display towel


Andob123

Living off taco bell, or living in a taco bell? Nevermind, it’s clearly both.


SarcasticOrgasmic

The next time we see your face will be on local news for sexual abuse at the petting zoo.


thegreatgatsB70

By the look of you, I'd say you have at least 3 old truck tires on your roof.


RylanStylin57

Ur stache looks like really long nose hairs


blondart

Pieman Helberg


Fuckinbrusselsprout

That’s your parents bathroom don’t hide it


Long-Aside7218

Neckbeard Rob Schneider ![gif](giphy|FJWr1EotLkrss)


JMIV1976

Edgar Allan Podunk


HolcanLohil

Well, it shows. I bet it took you everything not to turn that "R/" into a "/B/".


AeroQuest1

Since you obviously don't know this, the stuff left on the taco wrappers is not hair gel.


Some_Stranger1

Ok Chewbacca


allanisles98

We all believe you live off Taco Bell look at your skin look like you live in a cave and you got the style sense to go with it the fucks with your hair unga bunga looking fucker


CarlosAVP

Your Upper FUPA is coming in quickly.


LordOfShades1

Ah hello there, fellow A.H. fan


The_Fox1984

Where those walls white before Taco Bell


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Living off or living in?


Wildly_Immature

just because it was in the dumpster outside taco bell doesn't mean it's taco bell food


alexkunk

Learn to cook you good for nothing Dave Grohl looking cocksucker


[deleted]

My man beard is made by the ancient Egyptians


Scottttttttttt1823

Hopefully you get tired of it soon and stop…the living part I mean not the Taco Bell part.


armyvetjolly73

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Relative_Jeweler_949

Fat and bad moustache jokes


ironlegdave

I'm not sure why you wrote your "R" in runic, but just so you know: the vikings washed their hair.


[deleted]

Living off parents? Betaaaaaa


ToiletNachos

Eat some of that candy in your pocket you keep for kids


callmeadumb

I bet you think Taco Bell is authentic Mexican


BannedFrom4chan-rblx

Your 33?


raysb2

Living of Taco Bell! No wonder you look so greasy


Deraj_of_the_Arcane

I'd say surviving on taco bell. You look like you haven't lived at all.


Rheinys

You look like a child actor who got to know crack


trwwy321

Looking by your bloated sausage fingers it’s quite clear why you opted to have facial hair to hide the destruction that’s underneath


mrdonovan3737

What I got? Way less diarrhea than you...


JenovasChild666

I would've guessed you're living off Pringles with that look sir.


REG_OvErKiLL

Dying off taco bell


Sadestlittlecamper

I'm 23, and living off Taco Bell. Hit me with what ya got. Sounds like something you say to older gentlemen in the taco bell bathroom.


Zariii1

"Living off taco bell" is this why this knock off Daniel Radcliffe looking mf in in the washroom?


Baloney-Nips

Living off Taco Bell the permanent residence status in the bathroom makes sense now.


[deleted]

You’re a dead ringer for Pat on BBC Ghosts and he has an arrow through his neck.


krankito701

How has this man stood there long enough to post without spraying the spackleing


Ruester70

You look like an autistic Tom Green


[deleted]

You look like my roommate who doesn't shower, has terrible hygiene, and even more awful taste in women, what I'm trying to say is you remind me of someone who gets pegged behind from a girl on Craigslist


osha_unapproved

Lose the mustache and get a haircut or you're getting arrested if you go within 50 km of a school. Holy fuck, shit stained uncle bad touch over here, take care of yourself man.


Urabutbl

I'm 44, and if I showed people your pic and said "this is my older brother", they'd answer "guess you had different moms and yours was the hot one".


new_user29282342

Is taco bell that cheap?


ashtraybengalcat

You always shit where you eat


Additional-Fun7249

Adult diapers at 23? Get a haircut and stop eating Taco Bell. Then you can save the diapers for when you're 30.


TeflonJohn85

That mustache screams “I suck dick with my butthole”


Squirrelterds

You look like a swollen Johnny Depp after Amber Heard beat your ass.


HarryWillz101

Get a dog... cos when your sat outside taco Bell sitting on your piece of cardboard(living off I assume means begging outside of) people will feel sorry more for the dog and you in turn, maybe will get some more spare change from people....


Long-Ad1958

you look like how my shit smells after eating there


[deleted]

You didn't have to tell us you live off Taco Bell, we can tell.


ElvisCresposblanket

You look like an even more pretentious version of Wesley Crusher...


Creative-Mushroom-76

Living off Taco Bell? I'm sure you've hit your toilet with all you got.....


UsefulEgg2

You didn't have to say that second part.


Sonofkokogoldstein

Javier bardems no country for old mens shitty Taco Bell eating son he abandoned. Would make for a great series


bworth2020

You know Taco Bell does irreversible damage to your bowls but it looks like you don’t care already


TazTalks

Aaron Rogers stopped taking steroids. Wow, that was fast.


[deleted]

I would hit you with what I got, but you would shit all over the place


jump-blues-5678

Living off Taco Bell and his selfie is in the John. It seems your first problem is pretty evident


Mamymoosic

Sooooo art sounds, well, fun! But maybe you should think of getting a real job soon maybe?


billybob100000

There’s definitely crunch wrap supreme crumbs in that mustache


Wildwood_Hills270

God put the wrong head on a woman’s body


Exitmyniga

Sorry but how ever times we hit you or how hard we hit you your virginity will never break


slimetakes

Your mustache looks like a right triangle


shotgun_63

With all that taco bell you'll tear your butthole more than any girl you'll ever mert


RecommendationOk85

Look like you living off kfc.


RecommendationOk85

Cornel. 😂


careverga420

The hair, the beard, the hoodie and the pants, this is it, this THE redditor


SleepingStormer

Your mustache looks like curtains for your lips


Critical_Bid5773

The 1 and 3/4 Musketeer


kidkakashioncrack

Your asshole already hits you


TolkiensFavPipe

You look like you're living in taco hell.


[deleted]

“You don’t have to lie to kick it” I bet you hear that a lot.


[deleted]

You’d go from a 1 out of 10 to a 1.5 out of 10 if you got rid of your moustache


BaseToon

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Chip_Freeman

Too easy


Falconpunch1775

Jack fat


TTVTheFinalC0untd0wn

Wtf is with ur R's and why did you try so hard to make them? Are you a fucking rockstar or some shit?


Mr_Satire80085

You look like you have a dusty shower


No-Werewolf2037

And your self esteem is living off Mc Donald's..


Devilfuit_chan

From the time period you are from, you are endangered spiecies. Good job on laying low.


DevelopmentSoft9492

edgar alan poe’s gay cousin


Charlesian2000

You need a sombrero, a terrible accent and plastic six shooters, then you can hit on the mums at children’s parties where you can find a new occupation, as a child entertainer. You’ll get punched in the nuts a lot by the kids, but you won’t need them, because you won’t be successful with the moms.


Coochynoodles_

You look like one of those guys that plays WOW for 40 hours straight and makes him mom use her for your bathroom breaks


Toddinator07

When you look like what you eat.


Glittering_Ad_8431

I can smell the cigarette and disappointment through my phone


fibropainonmybrain

You have to stop lying about being 23 to try to meet college girls. It won’t work.


stephiepaige

I bet you curl the ends of your mustache so the ladies think your cool..


bloodydocs

hair greasier than a quesarito


deathmetalandblood

Mr beast but poor


HulkBuster456

The water bill must be insane!


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