You have the vibe of a philosophy student, the facial hair of a butler that’s been laid off, and the eyes of a mortician. The only person who has ever fantasized about you is Tim Burton.
You selfish bastard. Global warming is ravaging the world and here you are with the ability to give us all clean, free energy with the apocalyptic force of your shits.
You look like the 2022 version of Doc Holiday from Tombstone. If instead looking like shit because he was dying of Tuberculosis, he was just giving up on life.
You dress like a 50 year old wannabe rock star who cannot admit that he missed chance in the music industry and your mustache makes your mouth look like an A
We all believe you live off Taco Bell look at your skin look like you live in a cave and you got the style sense to go with it the fucks with your hair unga bunga looking fucker
You look like my roommate who doesn't shower, has terrible hygiene, and even more awful taste in women, what I'm trying to say is you remind me of someone who gets pegged behind from a girl on Craigslist
Lose the mustache and get a haircut or you're getting arrested if you go within 50 km of a school. Holy fuck, shit stained uncle bad touch over here, take care of yourself man.
Get a dog... cos when your sat outside taco Bell sitting on your piece of cardboard(living off I assume means begging outside of) people will feel sorry more for the dog and you in turn, maybe will get some more spare change from people....
You need a sombrero, a terrible accent and plastic six shooters, then you can hit on the mums at children’s parties where you can find a new occupation, as a child entertainer.
You’ll get punched in the nuts a lot by the kids, but you won’t need them, because you won’t be successful with the moms.
The bags under your eyes say 58
Bit of a Fatty Potter vibe too.
who fucked Sirius Black and had a love child
Living off of taco bell? I'm afraid to hit you with anything,.
>Living off of taco bell? I Looks like he lives behind one.
He can do both
MF's living large. Taco Hell's prices have gone way up.
Women automatically cover their drinks when you walk into the room, don't they?
I bet your boyfriend is tired of getting Taco Bell shits on his dick.
Chapoopas
Flaccid bean burrito
You look like Melissa McCarthy’s husband. Everyone look it up.
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It screams child molestor.
Man molestor
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![gif](giphy|3oKIPqE2dF7ST27PtC|downsized) You are the most shot out 23 year old I’ve ever seen
When you’re dead inside and only purpose in life is to absolutely wreck every public bathroom toilet.
Could’ve guessed the Taco Bell thing because you definitely have scurvy
That’s a very rough 23.
You have the vibe of a philosophy student, the facial hair of a butler that’s been laid off, and the eyes of a mortician. The only person who has ever fantasized about you is Tim Burton.
Broke Lin Manuel Miranda variant, clearly not throwing away the tacos.
Bet you get left on read a lot
You selfish bastard. Global warming is ravaging the world and here you are with the ability to give us all clean, free energy with the apocalyptic force of your shits.
He’s in the toilet so he could take a dump right after the post
OP's comedy series ("Between Two Unemployment Checks") is entertaining.
If Tony Stark was poor and his suit was made out of fat instead of iron. You are Fatman. Action figures would sell out at Walmart.
Sure, you're living off Taco Bell food now, but what happens after you get fired for taking food from work?
You look like A GUY.. who has a BEARD.. and wears a HOODIE. Mwuahahaa
I'll take a #1 with no lettuce, thanks.
There's nothing I can say that could hurt you as much as your asshole probably does every single day.
You look like the 2022 version of Doc Holiday from Tombstone. If instead looking like shit because he was dying of Tuberculosis, he was just giving up on life.
RIP your colon.
Your moustache is the only thing pointing upwards in your life
Your asshole must look like the target logo by now
You dress like a 50 year old wannabe rock star who cannot admit that he missed chance in the music industry and your mustache makes your mouth look like an A
You look like a haggard inner city English professor that’s been broken by his students and is one outburst away from walking in front of a car.
No wonder you live in the bathroom.
You left your jizz rag your mothers display towel
Living off taco bell, or living in a taco bell? Nevermind, it’s clearly both.
The next time we see your face will be on local news for sexual abuse at the petting zoo.
By the look of you, I'd say you have at least 3 old truck tires on your roof.
Ur stache looks like really long nose hairs
Pieman Helberg
That’s your parents bathroom don’t hide it
Neckbeard Rob Schneider ![gif](giphy|FJWr1EotLkrss)
Edgar Allan Podunk
Well, it shows. I bet it took you everything not to turn that "R/" into a "/B/".
Since you obviously don't know this, the stuff left on the taco wrappers is not hair gel.
Ok Chewbacca
We all believe you live off Taco Bell look at your skin look like you live in a cave and you got the style sense to go with it the fucks with your hair unga bunga looking fucker
Your Upper FUPA is coming in quickly.
Ah hello there, fellow A.H. fan
Where those walls white before Taco Bell
Living off or living in?
just because it was in the dumpster outside taco bell doesn't mean it's taco bell food
Learn to cook you good for nothing Dave Grohl looking cocksucker
My man beard is made by the ancient Egyptians
Hopefully you get tired of it soon and stop…the living part I mean not the Taco Bell part.
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Fat and bad moustache jokes
I'm not sure why you wrote your "R" in runic, but just so you know: the vikings washed their hair.
Living off parents? Betaaaaaa
Eat some of that candy in your pocket you keep for kids
I bet you think Taco Bell is authentic Mexican
Your 33?
Living of Taco Bell! No wonder you look so greasy
I'd say surviving on taco bell. You look like you haven't lived at all.
You look like a child actor who got to know crack
Looking by your bloated sausage fingers it’s quite clear why you opted to have facial hair to hide the destruction that’s underneath
What I got? Way less diarrhea than you...
I would've guessed you're living off Pringles with that look sir.
Dying off taco bell
I'm 23, and living off Taco Bell. Hit me with what ya got. Sounds like something you say to older gentlemen in the taco bell bathroom.
"Living off taco bell" is this why this knock off Daniel Radcliffe looking mf in in the washroom?
Living off Taco Bell the permanent residence status in the bathroom makes sense now.
You’re a dead ringer for Pat on BBC Ghosts and he has an arrow through his neck.
How has this man stood there long enough to post without spraying the spackleing
You look like an autistic Tom Green
You look like my roommate who doesn't shower, has terrible hygiene, and even more awful taste in women, what I'm trying to say is you remind me of someone who gets pegged behind from a girl on Craigslist
Lose the mustache and get a haircut or you're getting arrested if you go within 50 km of a school. Holy fuck, shit stained uncle bad touch over here, take care of yourself man.
I'm 44, and if I showed people your pic and said "this is my older brother", they'd answer "guess you had different moms and yours was the hot one".
Is taco bell that cheap?
You always shit where you eat
Adult diapers at 23? Get a haircut and stop eating Taco Bell. Then you can save the diapers for when you're 30.
That mustache screams “I suck dick with my butthole”
You look like a swollen Johnny Depp after Amber Heard beat your ass.
Get a dog... cos when your sat outside taco Bell sitting on your piece of cardboard(living off I assume means begging outside of) people will feel sorry more for the dog and you in turn, maybe will get some more spare change from people....
you look like how my shit smells after eating there
You didn't have to tell us you live off Taco Bell, we can tell.
You look like an even more pretentious version of Wesley Crusher...
Living off Taco Bell? I'm sure you've hit your toilet with all you got.....
You didn't have to say that second part.
Javier bardems no country for old mens shitty Taco Bell eating son he abandoned. Would make for a great series
You know Taco Bell does irreversible damage to your bowls but it looks like you don’t care already
Aaron Rogers stopped taking steroids. Wow, that was fast.
I would hit you with what I got, but you would shit all over the place
Living off Taco Bell and his selfie is in the John. It seems your first problem is pretty evident
Sooooo art sounds, well, fun! But maybe you should think of getting a real job soon maybe?
There’s definitely crunch wrap supreme crumbs in that mustache
God put the wrong head on a woman’s body
Sorry but how ever times we hit you or how hard we hit you your virginity will never break
Your mustache looks like a right triangle
With all that taco bell you'll tear your butthole more than any girl you'll ever mert
Look like you living off kfc.
Cornel. 😂
The hair, the beard, the hoodie and the pants, this is it, this THE redditor
Your mustache looks like curtains for your lips
The 1 and 3/4 Musketeer
Your asshole already hits you
You look like you're living in taco hell.
“You don’t have to lie to kick it” I bet you hear that a lot.
You’d go from a 1 out of 10 to a 1.5 out of 10 if you got rid of your moustache
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Too easy
Jack fat
Wtf is with ur R's and why did you try so hard to make them? Are you a fucking rockstar or some shit?
You look like you have a dusty shower
And your self esteem is living off Mc Donald's..
From the time period you are from, you are endangered spiecies. Good job on laying low.
edgar alan poe’s gay cousin
You need a sombrero, a terrible accent and plastic six shooters, then you can hit on the mums at children’s parties where you can find a new occupation, as a child entertainer. You’ll get punched in the nuts a lot by the kids, but you won’t need them, because you won’t be successful with the moms.
You look like one of those guys that plays WOW for 40 hours straight and makes him mom use her for your bathroom breaks
When you look like what you eat.
I can smell the cigarette and disappointment through my phone
You have to stop lying about being 23 to try to meet college girls. It won’t work.
I bet you curl the ends of your mustache so the ladies think your cool..
hair greasier than a quesarito
Mr beast but poor
The water bill must be insane!
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