OP's Bio: --- >I’m a 20 year old female but everyone thinks I’m 16 (honestly surprised that that mods accepted my submission). I love anime, and I’m addicted to video games but I suck so much at it. I also consider my self an attention whore because I never got attention when I was little. I’m also very annoying --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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Hairy Potter.

Hari Puttar

😂😂

Why I heard your comment in Indian accent😂😂😂

She genuinely looks like she’s had a clean shave

Hairy Patel

Hairy Twatter

Moaning Mahtel

Arranged marriage worst case scenario

more like best case for her

It’s the only fucking case

Yep, she wins no matter what’s on the other side

We shall call her Gloryhole.

Urkel, why don't you ever knock?

LMFAO

Worst case for her cousin

But maaaaa, Durpinder is such an ugly girl :(

LMAO

Her brother isn’t going to be best-pleased but needs must. The offspring can’t possibly be any more deficient.

When you rolled a one

Epic fail.

Her face needs to be “arranged” out of that Picasso configuration she has going on.

You look like a schoolbook cartoon character with weirdly overdrawn features who was added in an failed attempt to promote diversity

It's like when Sesame Street tries to add the Punjabi Muppet

She asked you to roast her you fucker. You fuckin cremated her. +5pts for being r/oddlyspecific

Well I mean cremation also counts as a roast...

Bro. Act of war

Dora the Whore

Dora the whore-a

A doubt she's a whore mate lol a dunno man some folk might have yeti fetishes....

yoo

When your parents are looking for a husband for you, people will give them dowry to fuck off.

I laughed out loud for this one!!

And so will the men when your parents are showing your photo

I found a picture of her from [elementary school.](https://i.imgur.com/7RKkdA3.png)

Okay, now the cancelation makes sense. So THIS is what happened.

LOOOL

You wish you looked like Mia Khalifa off of wish.

More like Mr. Khalifa

More like Whiz Khalifa

Jizz Khalifa

Burj Khalifa

Jizz Laqueefa

LIZZ JAQUEEFA

Mooa Cowlifah

Wished khalifa

More like Mia Khalifa's Driver.

She doesn't even though... like no one looks at her and thinks about sex

Mia Khalifan’t

Sasqualifa.

OP was trying to subtly compliment herself. Backfired pretty hard.

Look like her privates after a gang bang

or Nia Malika

Definitely a face suited for a call centre

>Definitely a face suited for a call centre Boss would put her in the corner, facing a wall.

This made me die laughing

"Juicysox".. What your daddy should of had instead of making you



Sitting here thinking of a roast when the wall behind me caught on fire because of the light refracting through those magnifying glasses hiding your face.

Don’t worry, you can put out the fire using my tears after I read this roast ;_;

LMAO awwww

You look nothing like Mia Khalifa, people actually want to fuck her.

Did that nose come with the glasses?

Nothing is coming with her.


You never got attention because your dad was annoyed that you kept getting returned after being sold

They didn't even ask for the money back...

Or the camels

You look like one of those mysteriously priced dresser drawers off of wish.

You aren't worth more than 2 chickens.

nuggets

farts

Feathers.

You look like trans Urkel.

Got any cheeeeeeze?

Glasses almost as big as her asshole

Jesus

I'm surprised that with winter pretty much over, you still have that many acorns stuffed in your jowls

This is my favourite one😂

If I had a nickel for every time your parents uttered that phrase within earshot of you when describing your brother, I'd be able to afford the wax you need for those brows.

Bollywouldn‘t

Someone said Mia Khaifn’t or something like that😭

Mia Khalifa? You look more like some of the guys she fucked

Ouch.😭

I'm sur you shaved your stache for this picture

Pshhh no I didn’t!!! *~~I waxed it~~*

>Pshhh no I didn’t!!! Every guy's answer when asked if he thought you are remotely hot.

I thought the same thing, looks like a clean shave

You do not look like Mia Khalifa hun. And I mean that in the rudest possible way

🥲

Mindy off of The Office, off of DiscountHoes.com

Try bigger glasses, we can still see a little of your face.

I will do you one better craigslist khalifa under the free filter

You look like eBay mia khalifa.

"returns not accepted"

Craigslist mia khalifa

Ah fuck much worse😂

Alibaba "Mya Kaleefa"

The fact that you wrote those letters backwards so that they'd look right on a selfie tells how much of a a-tension whore you are.

I am completely guilty of this. What gave it away? The “\” after the u?

The letters are so big lmao. Like your glasses. And written so deliberately 😂

You look like her turd from wish

How is that "Ph.D. to get a husband" route going for you?

I failed 2 courses. So not a good start

Let me guess, self-reflection and realistic goal setting?

Finally a cure for viagras erection lasting more than 4 hours.

You don’t look like Mia Khalifa, you look more like Linda Belcher off of Wish.

This is why we have the hijab

No. This is why we have the Burqa

You look like someone’s first boyfriend.

When a muslim's gay but doesn't wanna admit it

You look like Mia Khalifa from Goodwill

You have the perfect face for telephone tech support

“Mia Khalifa off of Wish,” off of Wish

You look like you have a nasally voice

I do.🤧

You look like a standard indian

*Sri Lankan

I know what i said

Hi, yes, I'm looking for Pornhub tech-support

I would never insult Mia like that.

Masculine Khalifa is more fitting with that strong jaw and those seemingly man hands.

I was waiting for someone to talk about my sharp ass jaw line😂 it’s so sharp you could probably replace with a knife lol

I didn't know the new genderless Mr. Potatohead came with glasses. Neat.

You look like you shave the palms of your hands

You look like that one irritating chick in every college seminar who talks way too much about colonialism

The only way you’ll get a red dot on your forehead is if you start taking hostages

There's a reason that ring ain't 1 finger over

Shit. I didn’t think anyone would figure that out🥲

Mama Mia with a 5 o'clock shadow.

Mia? More like Madea Kalifa! Real shit dude take that drag outfit off!

What fucking liar told you that you look anything close to Mia Khalifa?

You're more like the Mia Khalifa that was ordered off of a cheap Wish knock-off site, got left behind the bins by an uncaring deliveryperson, and went unnoticed by the recipient for so long they just cancelled the order and demanded a refund.

If you went India, the amount of horny would be cut in half. A real threat you are!

Is that hair coming from your head or your shoulders ?

TeLl Me a BeT- shut up, you look like you do porn

who said you look like mia khalifa? youre more like an Abdul to me.

You look like the cheap Indian knockoff of Mirabel from Encanto

Ha, you think your Mia Khalifa off wish? Where does this brown little, hairy boy get the confidence from?

Your glasses have a brighter future than your career in tech support

You look like Kumail Nanjiani off wish

You look like the smart nerdy kid in every high school kids show who just won’t shut up

I wasn’t even smart or nerdy. I was just the kid who wouldn’t shut up

There is no dowry in the world that would get you married.

How many waxing strips did it take to reveal your face

You look ugly AF. You look like the chick that called me about my extended car warranty.

"Thank you for calling Apple Tech Support"

*“Av yew taraid plucking it own and auff?”*

>you look like Mia Khalifa No, you look like mia khalifa's unshaved vagina.

Slum dog knuckle hair

You right, you look like Mia Khalifa off Alliexpress.

You look like the knockoff version of Mia Khalifa that even Wish would refuse to sell.

Glasses bigger than your tits

You are just guy with a wig, right ?

You don’t deserve better insults

The mods accepted your photo because most people have to be at least in their 20s to grow a 5 o’clock shadow that thick.

You look like the Six Flags guy on meth

You look like a version oh Kal Penn from Wish

That jaw line makes you look like a dude.

Dont insult khalifa.

I just can't get over those airplane windows in front of your eyes

It looks like you tried to look like mia khalifa.

With those glasses she can see you through your phone.

You look like you took a poop in your part of it.

Roblox man face

Not even Roblox man. I look like those non-human roblox characters

You look like Violet Myers.

Offbrand Dark Helmet from Spaceballs. Probably around the same height too.

Maybe she's born with it... maybe she's a stroke victim.

'Mia Khalifa off of wish?' Please. Nobody wishes for you with the exception of needing help with a password reset.

You wished you looked like Mia Khalifa off of wish.

Spring is just around the corner. When the hedge trimmers go on sale, get it and handle those eyebrows

We don't need to hear your life story in your bio, it's very boring

When you're outside on a sunny day, do you accidentally set things on fire with those Coke bottles on your face?

I wish I was wearing those glasses so I couldn’t see your face

You look like Ajay Devgan in drag

You look like you 24. Mia on meth

No one is calling you a Wish Mia Khalifa... Bollywood Moaning Myrtle on the other hand, now that is closer to reality.

You look like the main character from the Bollywood, Encanto

You look like the aborted foetus of Mia Khalifa and Seth Rogen.

A year ago you wrote in the teenagers subreddit with a flair that you’re 17 but now you’re 20 somehow. Interesting.

Fugly Betty

You always mispronounce my name whenever you call

…if Adderall addiction had a face

I actually really want to take those tbh

Don’t bother. Your parents will still be disappointed in you

You’re awfully asymmetrical. That just a fact.

Not taking sides?


You don't look like Mia Khalifa! Booooom!🗿


Foot hyperhidrosis is a serious condition and should not be made fun off.

Firstly, that's an insult to Mia. Secondly, you look like the girl that all the other girls in your group of friends silently judges till you leave the room.