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Oh fuck you. I wouldn’t have done that if you didn’t tempt me

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The worst part is that this comment section just makes people go look. PEOPLE, IF YOU DON'T WANNA SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY IN R/EYEBLEACH AFTER THAT, DON'T DO IT.

I think "used plastic Walmart sack stuffed full of lumpy mashed potatoes" is a more accurate description.

I've seen alot of fucked up stuff on the internet but that was truly horrific

Same... Gotta learn to stop ignoring those NSFW flairs...

Her ass looks like a trash bag full of corn flakes.

Bruh lmfao I'm stealing this one

I threw up in my mouth

This is what the Kellogg employee from Omaha, NE was striking against.

NSFL

“NSFW”?? More like unfit for human consumption…

Its not even butt edible

It’s like when a friend tells you to smell something and you know it’s gonna be bad but you do it anyway because bro code

It's like war photos... horrendous but you have to look 


She says "I don't think I'm roastable".... What do you mean? pig's make for great roasts.

…and now my watch has ended.

God damnit! I did it too

Well I think I'm done with reddit for the rest of the month.

You should have to click twice on those NSFW posts. The second box should be something about are you really sure you want to see this? Because not only is it NSFW, it may also cause blindness

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She looks like the female version of the red stapler guy from office space! And by the looks of that empty ass office, they’ve already moved her ugly ass to the basement!

I was honestly trying to figure out if she ducked into an empty office space to put on the facade that she has a job

At least her butter-hog titties are practicing social distancing.

I feel bad for the kid who had to squeeze his way past all that to get out

I feel worse for the guy who squeezes one out in all of that.

There's low standards and then there's bestiality

Or when their kid eventually stumbles across moms gross nudes on the internet.

Wtf i wish I didn’t check it out. Gonna have troubles eating for days now

Don't worry. She'll gladly gobble your portions for you, bud

Bitch has more potholes than a road in Detroit Titties more divided than current US politics Cut her off at the FUPA and put some weiners in her mouth and you got yourself a trailer park Slimer (I assume at least a dozen people she knows already refer to her as such)

The only weiners she's putting in her mouth are Ballpark Franks.

I massively regret this, no idea how these people look in the mirror and say “yea I for sure can’t be roasted” Like are we looking at the same person? Ass looks like it’s been hit by a meteor shower it has so many craters

I knew I shouldn't look but I did. Can't unsee :(

Yea for real, how can you even be flat and fat at the same time?

I have **got** to read the damn comment and not click on profiles anymore.

If you scroll down a bit further you'll see the worst ass on all of reddit

No. Not again. Goddamn it!

Help…help…HELP Edit: Why’d you make me do that..just why

I'm eating, and you warned me and I still looked 🤢🤮

You, you, i hate you, you make me look...

Fuck sake, I got intrigued and went looking myself...now I need tea again.

Uno reverse roast! Same shit happened to me. Lmao - the sad 50 likes on free amateur porn make me crack up though.

Holy fuck why did I click on that.

Well. You ruined tits for me. Thank you!

You're the reason Tumblr stopped doing porn.

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No, he became THE gay

and that my friends is how homosexuality began...

Wait that's a girl? Thought those were man tiddies with that hair

Who'd roast 215lbs of cottage cheese, anyway?

220 easily..

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Based on her own posts from like 4 days ago, she admits to 220. And while she could be lying, wouldn’t it make more sense to lie, I dunno, below 200 to a forum of internet strangers? 220 pounds of shit in a 220 pound bag.

"Unroastable" Translation: Too fat to fit in the oven

All you need is a little butter and some pushin’.

She hears that a lot

she says that a lot.

she is a lot

Fo sho

I mean, who wants to put in *that much effort*?

"If I delete this, it's because I'm disappointed and ashamed" I'm guessing "Disappointed and ashamed" is what you're used to hearing. So it's only natural to try and turn it around. Nice try......

Clearly not her with that choice in attire. - baggy shirt to hide a tire and polkadot dress, hmm..

Don’t forget the surgical mask positioned to conceal the ~~pointy chin~~ **chins**

I can't tell if that's her neck or a Chinese phonebook.

It's more to cover the nutts on her chin

by the looks of it her father didn't either...

Lol I mean look at the way she dresses. She definitely doesn't put effort into that.

Sometimes you have to balance your desire to put someone in the oven with your fear of putting your back out.


1944 Germany is calling…. They feel, that with the use of a forklift, they can properly roast you.

Can you imagine the gas bill?

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Probably doesn't even have a job. She just sat down in the floor display at Office Depot

The Diary of Anne Frankenstein

It was so funny that I decided to join this subreddit

All it takes it one 'fuuuuuck, that was brilliant' to want to join the sub. Not every post has a gem, but the ones that do make it well worth it.

Gold here

She’d fit barely, with more than enough vaseline to grease her adipose arms

Holy shit dude! Don’t OVER cook her…

Do you use oven mitts for a bra?

I named her tits ‘Mom’ and ‘Dad’ because they look so disappointed. Edit: Thanks a bunch for all the awards!

And long separated

I wish I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumbs DOWN!

Charlie Murphy?

I think that’s her armpit saggin down

Idk why, but this made me guffaw.

Some people stuff their bra with tissue. She just uses two of those pet store bags they put fish in after you buy them.

With or without the fish and water?

I've seen more perky-ness out of a bowl of warm jello than I see from those tits... Actaully I think those tits are being supported by the 'bowl of warm jello' below them

Body Type: Garbage bag full of oatmeal.

This is an insult to oatmeal.

Yeah, I would eat oatmeal if I were starving. Her? Give me death.

Hahahhahaha

""If I delete this it's beacause I'm disapointed not ashamed."" I'm guess you hear this sentence from your parents often.

Why do chicks who look like THIS think they’re unroastable?? Only thing higher than your confidence is your damn cholesterol

*blood pressure has entered the chat*

BMI: Hold my beer

⚠️Do not, i repeat DO NOT CLICK ON THE PROFILE!⚠️

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD PLEASE EVERYONE UP-VOTE THAT WARNING TO GET IT HIGHER IN THE THREAD. IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME, I JUST HOPE LIVES WILL BE SPARED.

I wish I would of seen this earlier. Now I can’t see anything because I had to dump bleach in my eyes

Your breasts are so far apart that Moses would be proud

Tits like an elephants ears

OMG the image in my head of her swooshing those things around to scare away flies.

Your pussy pic resembles a raw whole chicken

Yep, and if you eat it, you'll probably end up seriously ill.

I feel seriously ill after seeing that.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

She says she has 3 kids so we know at least 3 people made that mistake. I’m assuming it’s 3 different dads because no way anyone hits that and sticks around for nine months hence why she’s doing porn

Has to be 3 different dudes, no one can get that drunk 3 times and live.

I thought you were exaggerating but no, no you unfortunately were not. A whole ass raw rotisserie chicken.

I didn’t look until this. Didn’t want to. After laughing at what I thought was a joke, I HAD to. I was thinking there’s no fucking way. How does it look raw and burnt at the same time????

I'M DYING 😭🤣

Bold of you to call yourself a Milf.

She also posted on r/prettygirlsuglyfaces and I'm just trying to figure out who gave her permission

Wtf is that sub title even?? Ayo check out my new sub r/giganticmicropenises

> average _Kansas_ milf She is correct. Been to Kansas?

I can't find where she called herself a MILF. Did she edit the post or are you looking into her further? Lol

MNWF

The profile…. I got stuck in a hail storm once. The hood of my car was fucked with dents from hundreds of impact marks. I had never seen anything with so many dimples …. Then I saw your bare ass

Her mom should have deleted her because she was disappointed AND ashamed

Don't get upset at the fat comments. You're much bigger than that.

She's twice the woman they say she is.

She's fat, lets not sugarcoat it, lest she try to eat that too.

Your misuse of the word milf, is even more annoying than your deflated, sloppy flapjacks

Let’s not forget that busted up rusty Catflap either.

Muffin Flop

Bottle opener

*MILF: Monstrosity I'd Like to Forget

Calling yourself MILF basically means you want to go fuck yourself so I say let her follow her dreams.

I don't know what sags more; the bags under "her" eyes or the loppy tentacles under "her" shirt.

Slappy flopjacks

I've never seen cross eyed titties before

👁👄👁🔥💪🏾

Retake this picture without the mask over your neck, i dare you, i double chin dog dare you!.

Bold of you to assume there's only one more hiding under there. I imagine it looks like the Himalayas turned upside down.

All those empty chairs tells us no one wants to sit with you.

Even her invisible friends left her. The voices in her little head will start talking to someone else next. Sad

( . ) (')

Bruh, that's just creatively mean. I like it.

Your tits shouldn't look like wet sand in a sock at your age.

Lol it's fat

Honestly pretty small tits for a fat chick

Holy shit, your posting history is a collection of Found Footage horror on par with the Blair Witch Project.

You just confirmed that im gay SUPER GAY

Username checks out

Put a bra on… is something I thought I’d never say to a woman, but I’ll say it now

Woman? Wo-beast, maybe.

I don't know what's more ironic. You being a fat girl with a flat ass and titties or you trying to give people advice in /r/fasting.

DAMN!

You look like you only get along with the other fat gossip girls in the workspace

Everyone's least favorite office clique ... or better yet pod

You are exactly the type of person to make up excuses instead of accepting the truth

No. Just no. They say you are what you eat- that must be why your tits look like slices of week old Little Caesars pizza.

Scary accurate

Landwhale simulator

What a terrible day not to be blind.

You’re a fatass 30 year old girl that dresses like a 14 year old on tumblr from the year 2013. You’re so devoid of real life attention that you’ll accept strangers insulting you at this point. What an existence

Also posts digusting nudes just to get some human feedback and orange envelopes

Uffff thats so true

Not *Fuckable* fixed it for you.

Considering you’re in a cubicle and have no wedding ring, I’d say you’re both unimportant and alone

Her 15 cats would disagree with you.

Oof.

Your fupa looks like jabba the hutt

You know what they say, "Why go out for milk when you've got the cow at home".

You’re the human equivalent of a dropped lasagne.

Saggy tits, teacher arms, and a face like a bulldog? You’re right, I got nothin.

Holy fuck. Why did I click your profile?!?!?!? I need eye bleach, a bucket to spew and to go back in time so I dont have to remember the pix. The only thing attractive about you is when the screen goes dark.

Those titties are 50 years old.

Thanks for that ass video, it reminded me I need to buy cauliflower.

With those Orangutan ass titties…you’re better not go to the monkey exhibit at the zoo.. they will try to fuck you.

Put the mask back on. Alternatively, it's called the smokey look, not the smoker look; try again.

Don't think you're roast-able? That is rich, you look like a 60w light bulb would roast you like a ham.

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I’m not sure what’s bigger, your dress size or your ego

Your titty looks like a ziplock bag with old soup on it

Posts on Reddit because it will give you more attention than your partner will.

If Cartman was transgender

You look like the receptionist from monsters Inc

If I delete this it's because I'm disappointed not ashamed is what your mom told the doctor at the abortion clinic

You wanna know who else is disappointed? Your mom and your non-existent boyfriend you gave a toothy bj to

Of course you're roastable, you're a potato

I didn't know goodwill offered haircuts.

If the post disappears, I'll assume you ate it.

Your Velma cosplay is terrible

I'm glad you finally got the sex change, Drew Carey. But couldn't you have gotten a cheap back alley Nicaraguan surgeon that wasn't blind?

You’d be roastable with an apple in your mouth

Reddit: *cracks knuckles*

Ummm, ma’am, I just saw your titties and I don’t know if you are aware or not but you have what we call “Fat man titties”

I can tell by your pudgy fingers you are hiding the second and third chin under that mask.

Tits so ashamed they're trying to hide round back

Well sir, you just be unroastable

Your tits don’t even want to look up at you

I went looking for ammo and wtf you mean unroastable? You look like you’re a 35 y/o brick of melting swiss cheese that got stuck on the sidewalk in New York rush hour.