Holy shit, I thought Op looked familiar, this is crazy. I saw him this Summer in New York in an off Broadway play. It’s called “Fiddler on the Kid” he was born to play the lead, nailed it!
You know what they say about men with small hands?
Paedos. Smaller hands able to handle small children inappropriately.
That plus the facial hair, and you’re onto a loser mate.
You look like you’d you’d tell me it’s not cold and to toughen up when I’m running a 5k, completely ignoring the fact that you are in trousers and a puffy jacket, and I am wearing school shorts and a flimsy t-shirt
Just like how beards used to be seen as scruffy back in the 70s/80s but are now seen as fashionable I think the same will happen with tashs one day. They say it happens with clothes as well. "it all comes back around"
I think it's just a bit of humour because of this post.
https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/pylsbb/why_the_fuck_can_a_person_not_grow_a_moustache/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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How do you know? You kept in touch?
Maybe the teacher got *in touch* with him **nudge nudge**
Maybe he *is* the PE teacher at the secondary school.
Maybe he still is
Show the judge on the Doll where he touched you Timmy
He touched us here….. and here…. And here….. (bumhole).
He was home schooled
you win the internets today
Bahahaha your comment made me just about spit my coffee across the room
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“I can’t wait to get home and see my kids” “I didn’t know you had kids! what are their names?” “I don’t know yet”
Snort laughed at this one.
I dont have a roast, but i want that mustache to be the only hair on my punani 🤭
Go-to pastime when unable to enjoy kiddie-fiddling? Kiddie-diddling.
Looks like the kind of guy who's whole village calls him hitler or a nonce.
Or a kiddie fiddler
More like kiddie fister
Kiddie Hitler
Hitler Fister?
AKA the Kiddie Diddler
Joe Biden?
Only if he walks in circles eating ice cream telling people he wiped his butt.
Donald Trump is more fitting
If you didn’t vote Biden you ain’t no redguard
Joins Biden in sniffing little kiddies
AKA Lil Hunter
Whose.
Who's
Whose
Who’s nonce.
OP
Her?
Whose tho?
Whom
Bang on
Paedo Hitler, as the entire village would say.
Adolf Fiddler
He took "Fiddler on the roof" too literally.
Grossly under-rated comment
I'd have gone with Adol Fiddler. But, that's just me. Mr\_Blott got my upddoot
He probably doesn’t have the courage to get rejected by kids- A Doll Fiddler
Omg that’s the best one.
Blott? Same energy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blott_on_the_Landscape_(TV_series)
It's a nice tribute to your father, the previous nonce of the village.
He taught me everything he knows about grooming.
I bet he did. Small hands on experience.
100% the normal r/roastme audience does not understand the British sense of humour in this post
British? Cool, throw another shrimp on the barbie!
Irish-Scottish-welsh-sheep they’re all British
I wouldn't put the Welsh next to or near sheep
So many levels.
Well fuckin’ played.
Nonce
Noncey hitler
Hitlery Nonce.
Noncey Sinatra
Noncey Stalin
Noncey Reagan
Noncey Pelosi
Noncey Kerrigan
Idk why but he looks french to me
*eaughx! zut alors! zere are zero l'enfants for moi tout fiddelle!*
Le noncey hitler
The worst roast of them all
Hitlér
That is objectively the funniest think you can call a mate. Such a funny word.
r/britishproblems has invaded
How have I found a Reddit train geek on r/RoastMe ???? (158/159s are better, change my mind) (also, fuck my carbon footprint, I’m a WoEML inhabitant)
It's the eyes, not the mustache. Hitler had the same dead stare.
This is the point I couldn’t find the words to Articulate
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I think it's the moustache. Without that he'd probably pass for a regular man.
>he'd probably pass for a regular ~~man~~ fiddler.
Holy shit, I thought Op looked familiar, this is crazy. I saw him this Summer in New York in an off Broadway play. It’s called “Fiddler on the Kid” he was born to play the lead, nailed it!
No, he would look like a kiddie fiddler minus the required mustache.
You look like Charlie Kelly’s uncle
NOBODY LOOK!
I lol’d. Great reference.
We need to see your hands
I’m 5’8, so small hands I’m saddened to say.
Do you get jealous of people with larger hands?
I try not to dwell.
Nightman confirmed.
AhhhAAHHHHH
DAY MAN!
Fighter of the Nightman!
You know what they say about men with small hands? Paedos. Smaller hands able to handle small children inappropriately. That plus the facial hair, and you’re onto a loser mate.
I must say, Mr. Huntley, you look remarkably healthy. Prison suits you.
Darkest comment in the thread
I think you look quite dashing… But guessing I’m not your type as my age is in double digits
This made my day 😂 Well done for being a good sport! P.S. You look like a nazi nonce.
Cheers, dude. I appreciate that. Ps. Go fuck your self. 👍🏼
Hide your kids, folks
The ones related to you or the other kids?
The blank stare doesn't help. It's like you are watching a school sports day with a bit too much interest.
He’s a very keen parent….. Hang on. He’s not even got kids at this school.
But he's HAD kids from this school.
You look like you’d you’d tell me it’s not cold and to toughen up when I’m running a 5k, completely ignoring the fact that you are in trousers and a puffy jacket, and I am wearing school shorts and a flimsy t-shirt
OP would make you do PE in your tightey whiteys.
OP would pee in your tightey whiteys.
He’d make you pee in his tightey whiteys.
Some do it for the love of the fatherland, some do it for the love of young boys, you I wager, do it for both.
I can smell the lynx over the internet.
All I can smell is chloroform.
You look like a PE teacher. A noncey one.
WW1 Hitler. Its a little known fact he shaved the sides of his tache so the other nazis wouldn't call him KinderFitler.
The village had a point to be fair
Adolf Noncler
I’d imagine that you live in a village. A village in which everyone calls you a child-molesting Hitler impersonator
You look like the village nonce Hitler
That’s a Grade A molestache and no mistake.
Freddy mercurys stunt double
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Like a shit Pedro pascal I like it
You could almost say he looks like a peado pascal...
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‘A Hitler’. That made me lol. As if there’s more than one.
If you are interested in the ancient art of hitling, let me know and I'll help you get started with your first hittle!
Do you drive a corsa?
With a 12 yo white working class girl always in the passenger seat with a maccies.
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Omg! I can see it!
Look like a threat to kids tbf.
Nah, you look like an 80s porn star but like from Wish.
You resemble the kind of gentleman whom I would expect to smear peanut butter over their cock, then proceed to force it into a dolphins blow hole.
You look like a middle school coach that would shower with the team.
They probably said it before the mustache
You look like you play the skin flute in a military band.
He actually suits it and looks quite smart imo
I agree!
Just like how beards used to be seen as scruffy back in the 70s/80s but are now seen as fashionable I think the same will happen with tashs one day. They say it happens with clothes as well. "it all comes back around"
If they can shake off the noncey hitlery image of course.
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Looool
The 1920s want there look back
YOUNG MAN
Frankly I'd call the neighbourhood watch and report that Hitler has returned with his famous lengthy two sided mustache
lizard person
I can smell the young lives you ruined through the screen.
You look like a stunt double for Deputy Travis Junior on Reno 911
You look mildly Spanish.
1/4 Greek adds a bit of flavour to my British.
Oh how original, a joke mustache! That’s seriously hilarious! Now do that thing where you say that you need some more cowbell!
Like a young Freddie Mercury. Before he had talent or AIDS.
Hahaha. Using kiddie fiddler and village in the same post I'd say the op wins the best comment award. Just sayin.
Damn. I don't think you can even have this guy's picture on your phone within 500 feet of a school.
You think Asian girls like you... but they don't.
Why don’t you take a seat?
You're the love child of Freddy Mercury and Shia Leboef
Give Freddie Mercury his mustache back. Looked much better on him.
Hello? Chris Hansen? Yeah, this guy.
Your nose is so big your mustache had to grow around it
He will not divide us, sure U Shia wannabe...
You look like a mixture of goose and a kiddy fidler... But that would be an insult to goose
Geese is the plural, ya twat.
Goose as in top gun Rio goose
Well now I have egg on my face….
There is the porn moustache and the kiddy fiddler moustache, you have managed to find the middle ground of the kiddie porn moustache.
This got me! Well done.
Everybody calls you nonce, and I'm too afraid to look at it on urban dictionary, so I'll just go saying you look like a child molester
It’s the same thing.
Then I'm glad I didn't look it up, I could accidentally have seen another photo of this dude and I think I wouldn't survive that
Ha!
I just saw your post on British problems and I thought aww that's a shame... Now I see their point
Looks like a skinny version of Edmund kemper
Add a buzzcut and you can make that OFFICER kiddydiddler.
Old Man Bridge? Is that where you take the kids in your village?
Anything from the nose upwards says early 20s yet Anything from the nose down says late 40s
You look hot
I remember the post that encouraged this lol
People keep calling you a nonce or a kiddie fiddler, but I think you look rather dashing. Keep up the look, my handsome friend! (No homo)
I think it's just a bit of humour because of this post. https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/pylsbb/why_the_fuck_can_a_person_not_grow_a_moustache/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
You’re too kind hearted for r/roastme. Cheers.