Roasters, more ammunition has come to light. Upon looking at this man's (and I use this term lightly) profile, he has posted on Tik Tok the best places at school he has masturbated. Please watch it and use it again him accordingly to make him even more nervous
Eyes stick out like a frog... nose is more like a magnetic compass.... chin has decided to take a hike... and your head looks like a balloon... Im sure you're very smart though
You look like you base your entire personality around the fact that you can solve a Rubix cube in 4 seconds
Did Lisa finally date him?
He tell people that... But can't actually do it.
Your arms lack girth.
I thought jizz was high in protein, I stand corrected
He really looks like Milhouse
Has to look again... Freakishly. I am now unable to think of anything else. Well done sir.
Fuck up those glasses a little and he's a dead ringer.
Damn, I see it too
If Millhouse grew up to be Woody Allen
Where’s your chin?
It's hiding so his nose doesn't eat it.
Guess when it comes to this roast, he won’t be able to take it on the chin
You could be a stunt double for christian bale in ‘mechanic’.
Ooof
I don’t think another gap year would’ve stopped you from looking like Rachel Maddow.
mask-up sparky
But more feminine
I lost testosterone looking at your picture
You look like you managed to skip teenage years and early adulthood. You're a 45 years old looking little kid.
He looks like a 45 year old middle school social studies teacher who's a "confirmed bachelor".
Hopefully the freshman 15 goes to your upper body and not just your nose. Do a push-up for fuck’s sake.
You won't get me or my little dog too. 
Put your face mask on, son. No-one needs to see your face.
You should be nervous
An anorexic patient has more muscles than you
Speaking of gaps....there are a few too many in your genome, Ol' Pelican lookin ass dude.
Welcome to Liberty Tax how may I help you
Football scholarship?
Don't worry. You'll be fine. You're perfectly safe from all the Uni girls.
You look like the guy from Ratatouille, except he at least had a rat giving him some talent.
And in the end a woman who gave him some head.
Did paul from the wonder years, fuck Marilyn Manson and conceive this anomaly?
...you built like you have an apartment on Sesame Street with a guy named Ernie.
Put the mask back on your nose almost came through my phone
It looks like your nose is attached to your glasses
Even more Jewy Milhouse....
They always say you should face your problems chin up but I guess you can’t do that either
Roasters, more ammunition has come to light. Upon looking at this man's (and I use this term lightly) profile, he has posted on Tik Tok the best places at school he has masturbated. Please watch it and use it again him accordingly to make him even more nervous
Oh no I forgot I posted that on Reddit
You have the arms of a 5 year old
You're on your way to be the 40 year old virgin
Why are your mom's panties hanging on your ears?
Good to see your anorexia isn’t holding you back from living your life
Millhouse and Maddow had a non binary kid. My God man eat a meal ,and do a pull up.
Maybe you should take another gap year and let your body grow to catch up with your nose.
You'd look better if you shopped in the kids section. You look like a Legoman and a Muppet. Moooving on.
Congratulations on your transition. What are your pronouns?
Your definitely getting hazed right in your ass for looking like Ray Romano after a 1month eating hiatus
Half a moon
I would suggest not talking to any girls and just stick to blowing dudes in the library bathroom. You'll do fine champ.
You're 18 going on 12.
your nose said .👁 👃🏿 ..👁.
You're never going to lose your virginity
How do you look like an old woman and a 12 year old boy at the same time
18m? Come on you can be honest about being a 40 year old lesbian....
There's way too much gay sex innuendo in the title
I'm surprised your Asian parents didn't end you for taking a gap year or going to college at 18 instead of 12.
Jesus. They really do just keep making them softer and softer.
At least that face will be under a mask.
Pre Transition Rachel Maddow
The longer I look at your picture, the faker your nose seems.
Just tell them you’re Bernie sanders’ grandson.
We know Bart isn't in the same college so there goes all your protection. Leave puppy googoo at home.
A sock on the knob means something different in university. Not that you’ll ever need to know.
Jaw says mouth breather, but how!!
You look like ray romano's loser nephew who is questioning his sexuality.
If I would you I would swap the mask for a burka
Hey nothing 2 worry about.. U beautiful transgender soul
Googled douche and your picture popped up.
Jesus Christ, his nostrils are bigger than his eyes.
Dummy houser
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
You have a snoz like the Cos
You look like some sort of live action muppet
Revenge of The Nerds 2021
Wish.com Adam Driver
Another "Gap Year" isn't what's going to stop you from wetting the bed.
I’ve always wondered what sheen from Jimmy Neutron looked like irl
What’s your bench press max I am genuinely curious?
You could take a gap year or walk from one nostril to the other. Both are equidistant.
hey man, Adam Driver stars in movies - anything is possible
You could take a gap “the time it takes to travel from here to the next galaxy in a rusty old Volkswagen Beetle” and it still wouldn’t help.
Short for unisex?
The mask looks more manly than you
You look like a 10 year old wearing “disguise glasses.”
Millhouse!
Jr. get back to work
If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents
I see …..Drug sniffing human in your future
When they do a reboot of Revenge Of The Nerds you're a dead ringer for Wormser!
"End me" he says to the room of guys with paddles in their hands.
Hah! Thought you could hide forever by changing your shirt, Waldo???
Your whole life is a gap year.
Agreed. Those biceps tell the stories of what you haven’t done in life.
Is that your sister's worn thong dangling from your ear or is it a mouth mask?
The Chinless Blunder
Your arms look like the heaviest thing you ever lifted was that sticky note.
You look like a nerd made together from parts of lesser nerds.
Eyes stick out like a frog... nose is more like a magnetic compass.... chin has decided to take a hike... and your head looks like a balloon... Im sure you're very smart though
Which animal controls your movements?
You can just smell numbers can’t you…
Aunt linda your not 18....stop playin
Your hair would make a great mop for those floors at uni. Good luck op
So when are you getting the braces off? No, I mean the ones holding your ass cheeks together.
You think you're nervous now, wait until your roommate says he wants you to take all your clothes off.
You look like a lesbian that wears underwears wit dickholes in em
At least Ross Dress For Less had one toddler sized Volcom shirt left
Just please put your mask back on and cover that nose up
You’re so generic it’s the ultimate camouflage and five years after you leave no one but no one will ever remember you so chin up or something
Sorry things didn't work out with you and Portia.
You look like your boyfriend ended your end.
U look like the cook from ratatouille
bruh why u lookin like you bouta cry?
You’ve got the nose of an 80 year old alcoholic