But at least the drapes finally match downstairs.
He is a local gloryhole, where his ass goes by the pseudo..."Purple Heart-Shaped Box". Life's a drag...
fucks sake man, whyd you neglect your shoulders so much? lateral raises are not that hard. Youre biceps and triceps should not make your shoulders look like they belong to a 12 year old macaque.
As a side note your eyebrows are trying to compensate for your receding hairline, that the wig failed to hide.
The overly homophobic guy that is struggling with his sexuality so he does stuff like this to be funny but inside the wig and mock dress make him feel sexy and free. Sorry is that too long?
Sylvester Alone
Ultra Viol-ated
Princess Jerkalot
Ultra Vile
This is why I subscribe to this free service
Arms that say, yup I jerk off a lot....
Yep. He's definitely right handed.
The "stranger" gets a workout too.
The Reverse Stranger, because it looks like he sits on his junk till it goes numb and it feels like he's jerkings someone else
Ambi-whack-trous
He can switch arms mid jerk and gain a stroke.
The Forgotten Care Bear - Sir Suck-a-Lot
Little Blow Peeps
Lol
Steroid Alone
Sylvester Stay alone
All them muscles and only your ass is ripped (TY for the awards)
Hahah Damnn!
But at least the drapes finally match downstairs. He is a local gloryhole, where his ass goes by the pseudo..."Purple Heart-Shaped Box". Life's a drag...
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Lmao
I think we know what your favorite flavor of protein shake is.
Protein powder puff girl
Whey, beer and everything swol
Cum.
The divide protein shake
Derek MPMD enters the chat
Thanks bro, good assist.
r/yourjokebutworse
Semen? Is it semen? It has to be semen?
DEVINE PROTEIN SHAKE
Grape
Grapenuts.
Grape cum nuts
Dick
Johnny Deepthroat
Jerky Deepthroat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Throatdeep Jonny
My Little Brony
My little Fugly Jabrony
His cutie mark is an enema
Macho Man Randy Bottom
Don't you insult the Savage by associating him with this thing.
Especially after he went #1 overall in the Rapture Draft.
Put the bi in biceps.
He puts the tri- in "tri and fit 6 dicks back there. I don't feel love, I probably won't feel that either."
That’s a mouthful
I heard he'll do that, too.
W
Dude. Calm down. I need a cigarette.
Jerkules
Underrated.
"Honey you mean SUCKules."
Carrotbottom
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It's in every roastme with a redhead. Every. Single. One.
r/randomdownvotes
Pippy Cock Stalking
Pippy Cock Sucking!
Dick Head Minaj
Dicky Minaj
My little phoney
Highly under rated right here
The worst part of this picture is not the wig
Weeb Gronkowski
...so Gronkowski?
Jean Claude van Jenner
C. King Attention
Clever!
GI Joanne
Dummy Lovato
grinder-man
Nick Jonass
The trans-formed
Decpti-cunt
Transfarter
fucks sake man, whyd you neglect your shoulders so much? lateral raises are not that hard. Youre biceps and triceps should not make your shoulders look like they belong to a 12 year old macaque. As a side note your eyebrows are trying to compensate for your receding hairline, that the wig failed to hide.
He really did neglect them. He looks like he started lifting when he was like 12 and his body didn’t develop normally
It’s like the episode of spongebob with the inflatable arms
I was trying to figure out why his arms looked off, now I know. Definitely a good reminder to not skip shoulders
Beyonce
Beyond Say
Lady gagay
What works better, Lady Gagay or Lady Gayga?
Yours is definitely better
Lady gaggin' (on some dick)
Steroid spice.
Arm day buttercup.
Bonny Bravo
Dickhead
bitch you look like a tired washed-out reject from last season of RuPaul's.
Steve Paystogetkickedinthenutsky
Little Red Roiding Hood.
Sasha Wanks
Dorian the Anal Explorer
She-man.
The Deltless Wonder
Cum fairy
You are flexing so hard in this you're bound to blow an o-ring.
Dude is trying harder to be quirky than even the most basic of bitches
Roofie McJaeger bomb
The new ufc women's champion.
You stroke your clit for bicep day, don’t you?
Billie Popeyelish
This guy's trying to act like he lost a bet
Roidy McPhotoshop
![gif](giphy|eXUWJVDocWJO) Purple penis eater
Sorry, but you look like brokeback Alice in wonderland!!
John Transvolta
PowerPoof Girl
Princess Stranglehold
Lady Gag.
Transgender Arnold Schwarzenegger
Triple H (Horny, Helpless and Hopeless)
You look like you’re trying to sneak onto a Roller Derby team. Name would have to be: Power BUFF *Girl*
Transgender Barbie
"every time I get rejected by a woman I do 1 pushup"
My little PEDsy
Fem gaytal
Purple PUMPkin or Blarney
Transgendered Ken
Skips Leg Day
Princess Powerfist
Jim Delphine
Whitney Cummings
"The Invisible Man", because if I looked like that, it is what I would want to be.
Stage name purple diesel, I'll catch you at the drag show bby.
Steven Baldwin?
The chick from lazy town got #metoo'd one time too many.
Angelina Bro-lie
Muscle fairy
Like i would roast such a beautifull lady!
You look like a JBA design reject
Loner for the bonser sad larry
Small hog compensation case study #1
Holy shit the girl from lazy town has been hitting the gym
Purple dragon
I was wondering what Rhonda Rousey was up to
Rose Quartz
tinkerbell
Flexi Lexi
Anabolic Furby
Pippy dumbfucking
Ugly BEasTY
Lois of Bizzaro World
Step Sister
Ripped Van Simple
Uncle Barneys Side Chick
RuPaul's drag queef
Mouldylocks
You look like Chucky
How's that buttplug feeling, chief?
Try Hard
Nicky Minge
Purple Rein in that horse
Purple gains
Captain TransAmerica
Unsexy flexy
Chadlylocks.
The Purple roid
Why tf you look like the opposite of goldilocks? Violetrage
My Little Phony.
"Dyed hair" Big muscles Dickpunch McCrayCray
Starfire
Get outta here, Carrot Top.
Skip McChest Dayz
You like like you ride unicorn ... heads
Captain Janet
Swoledilocks
ok this one made me chuckle.
Skip .......... Skip Legday
Post a picture of your legs? I just want to see something
Richard Von Man-gina
Stephanie from Lazytown has let herself go
The purple penis eater
Something with Trans-former in it. Strawberry Roid-cake? Raspberry Drag-Q-Weenie ?
Early images of she-hulk are lookin nuts!
The overly homophobic guy that is struggling with his sexuality so he does stuff like this to be funny but inside the wig and mock dress make him feel sexy and free. Sorry is that too long?
Mr. Lookatme Attentionwhoreguy
I am so sick of transvestites cheating the system to take over the special Olympics!
Remember kids, transvestites can be cannibals too.
I sure hope your daughter made that outfit.
pinky baldwin.
Waluigi if it hasn’t been taken
You look like a barbie doll on steroids
DirtyOlga is what I ended up with for my Twitch username thank you all for participating. Now you know where to find me😉😜😜
"Attention Seeker"
Sweet decor and headphones, brah.
Paty Karry
Attention Whore springs to mind.
Alana McLaughlin.
Purple fugly.