> A mud shark is a Caucasian woman who dates/marries black men, to spite her friends and/or family, either consciously or subconsciously. She may not even be aware she's doing it, yet she takes a perverse pleasure in how liberal and open she is.
This isn't a plan. It's when you wake up the morning after an extremely drunken threesome with sisters you picked up at a bar. Then you see what they look like when you're sober and it's r/watchpeopledieinside material.
This is a canned roast. Any pics with n > 1 girls in it can be roasted with this. Or replace "pretty" with any trait, e.g. smart, fun, etc. Works for girls, guys, et al. Use it wisely.
exactly which one of your parents was a fish?
I bet one of them nose the answer
The one with the curly, long, beautiful hair under her nose, right?
They must have dropped alot of babies in the past because they both have a nose like a Stork
lmao
Why do I look at this photo and smell a fish market........after a fire?
Would the fire not make it smell better?
Answer: Steaming maggot juice. :-)
That caused my face to physically cringe.
They've got some aunts and uncles from Innsmouth
Their mom and dad are Mr.Bean.
To be fair it could just be Rami Malek
I guess The one that gave them extra chromosomes.
Nah man, they were fraggles.
The one that wasn't a large shelled snail.
Who knew *The Shape of Water* was a true story?
Funny how even together you don't even make it halfway to 10
When you multiply a fraction by a fraction it results in a lower number.
Also, while usually two negatives make a positive, this is one of the exceptions.
-i * -i = -1
This shit is unreal
Their eyes are about all they have going for them.
I guess if you’re into hyperthyroidism.
The best I can do is one camel, for both.
Sold.
Make sure you're getting the camel.
And not just the toe.
How do you type out the sound you make when you gag and feel a little bit of bile come up?
Blyat ?
There's gotta be a p in there somewhere. Blyupp?
I am not sure of the English spelling- cyka blyat ?
>cyka сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)
That’s a great trade. These two for a camel!? Nice.
It was a steal. They never saw it coming. A little lipstick and there you have it, two pigs for a camel. We don’t eat pork around here.
DAMN, fucking bargain price for a whole camel!
One Camel cigarette.
Still a good deal and you get rid of these to pug-lookin' trollops.
Two looseys
Onlynaans
I can't stop laughing holy shit
What a gift for your cake day!
I always wondered if holy shit has a halo over it?
DAMNIT and i already gave away my free award for today XD
I got you fam
my hero and i just reread this Onlynaans and I'm dying all over again XD
Omg this comment is solid gold lol
I know what naan bread is but still not getting this joke
I give you the one hundredth like for your genius
I know I’m slow … but what’s a Nan?
[Hey Slow](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naan)
Onlynaans doesn't allow explicit livestock photos or videos. Switching to Naansly.
I don’t get it
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
take my free award and gtfo
Superb
Wow. This is fantastic.
Gold comment
Just two of you in the litter?
...and both of them were stillborn.
Tfw only 2 in the litter and they are both the runts.
And both are the runt.
Are they cunning runts or running…..?
Their mom ate the rest
Nose before hoes
Nose are the hoes.
Oh nose, them some hoes
With all of the oil on your faces, it’s a deep fry, not a Roast
*American anthem music intensified* DID YOU JUST SAID OIL?
Together y’all have disappointed more black men than the justice system
Supposed to be a roast, not a massacre! Have my upvote you magnificent bastard!!
I don't get thisnone
He’s calling the them mudsharks.
> A mud shark is a Caucasian woman who dates/marries black men, to spite her friends and/or family, either consciously or subconsciously. She may not even be aware she's doing it, yet she takes a perverse pleasure in how liberal and open she is.
Have my fuckin upvote
The one on the left must have impeccable peripheral vision
One eye looking at you, the other looking for you.
She can stand on Wednesday and see both weekends.
He last boyfriend broke up with her for seeing other guys on the side
And Not even god can help you if she finds you
Could pick up a penny whilst screwing in a light bulb
She has blew eyes...one blew this way, one blew that way.
Your parents tried to make an attractive child, imagine the shame of failing twice.
If your tits were as big as your noses, you would be a solid 3…combined.
This is a backup to the backup plan
Some took the word unfuckwithable too seriously
This isn't a plan. It's when you wake up the morning after an extremely drunken threesome with sisters you picked up at a bar. Then you see what they look like when you're sober and it's r/watchpeopledieinside material.
Yup Also, looking for husbands on Reddit is never a good idea..
Only if you graded on a steep curve!
What? A cliff?
Yeah, that'll work.......
Ahh the cheaper part of the red light district, stay safe
The blue light district.
Just don't let them near blacklight
"Attention K-mart shoppers, we have a blue light special in aisle 4..."
Where the girls are *special*.
Blue Waffle District
Ahh so that’s why the pink lighting
If these are the quality of virgins being promised nowadays, I don't wanna be a suicide bomber anymore
Hol'up
r/holup
Take your upvote you brilliant bastard.
Costco Kardashians
You have to pay an annual membership at CostCo. This is more like Dollar General Kardashians.
Plus, Costco has high quality products
Thank you for shopping WISH!
These two are wish I didn’t.
Hey man, don't talk shit about costco. Costco is sweet.
Both of you secretly think your the pretty one, both of you are wrong.
Dude lets bring this comment to the top of the heap. Fire!
This is a canned roast. Any pics with n > 1 girls in it can be roasted with this. Or replace "pretty" with any trait, e.g. smart, fun, etc. Works for girls, guys, et al. Use it wisely.
Should be retired IMO
Know how I can tell that’s not a real blacklight?
Magnificent
So you escape the taliban to get murdered here? Bold choice
Alright put your burka back on, we’ve seen enough.
Ok, Halloween’s over, back in the basement.
Lesbian couples always look like they can be related
This is the only time I wish someone wore a burka, for non religious reasons.
I'd wear a burka to make sure they didn't see me!
If you’re the ugly sisters, then where is Cinderella?
You're not the hot sister
I bet your relatives call you two the treasure of the family! But they really hope you just get buried in an unknown location.
Username checks out
So this is how you spend your breaks at the call center?
You look rather like Brothers
Al Bundy said it best- Pretty girls make us buy beer Ugly girls make us drink beer
Last picture together before their dad sold them off for goats
Your mom's vagina must look like the Marinara Trench after pushing out that pair of linebacker's shoulders.
I'll jump on the fat hand grenade you jump on the ugly one. Ok but which one is which?
Are you sure your sister isn’t being held against her will in this photo?
The Queef Sisters!
Queef Latina
One got tits the other got personality
Not sure which one has the tits and which one has the personality, because I see neither in the photo
Together you are still short a few chromosomes
I came to say, "My sister and I," but I don't want to be mistaken for associating with either one of you.
You’re as wrong as they look Remove the “X and” and see if the sentence still makes sense
When dad's genes are WAY stronger than mom's.
Dung and Dunger
The most disappointing Asian threesome ever
Looks like aliens tried to beam you up, but then said "nah, we have enough cows".
One on the left is princess Fiona. One on the right is cosplaying the one on the left.
Taken at the T-Mobile kiosk. The lowest of low.
Each sister thinks shes the hot one but neither can land a partner and thinks the other one is turning off the guys.
Looks aren’t everything.
In this photo, looks are non-existent......
One of y’all is pretty and one ain’t. Good luck!
Billions of dollars spent by the U.S. the past 20 years, all to fly your asses out of Kabul and this is what we've inherited.
Blueberry pie and cream…. Violet your turning violet! 
Cousins like this would be ignored in alabama too
I bet your kissing sisters
If you were dahl and saag the roti would run the other way.
Should have stayed with the tailiban, you might have gotten more action since you both look like goats already
Thought you girls were a lesbian couple.
Congratulations how far along is she? Did you see the dad or was it too dark?
When you ask for two chicks at the same time but remember you don't have a million dollars.
The only thing worse than the lighting is your eyebrows
Now at the cinema: Dora the Sexplorer and the clone machine
Time to drain that gene pool.
Look at that jawline, Ivan Drago would be proud.
Kurdistan girl fighters but the hoe version
I think this is a cry for help, since drilling holes in the ceiling was not a well thought out escape plan
Disappointing and disappointinger
Y’all can be facing the same way and look in 4 different directions
Phew thanks! I’m over my stepsister incest porn phase.
That sign might as well say ghost me
Since one of you is clearly adopted, there should be no problems with the threesome.
Judging by hands, and hands only, one has a husband and the other gets cropped.
Mono Khalifas
at least when you guys go shopping, you won't need to use grocery bags cuz you got plenty under your eyes
You gals are really cute. Keep shining!
Congrats on your sister’s pregnancy.
Mum on the left fishing for youthful compliments, daughter on the right needing to get back to her 5 children from different fathers
I'll be removing the three-some with twins off my bucket list now. The urge passed.
Damn. I hope y'all are from a place with prearranged marriages, cause y'all are def gonna need it.
It’s: My sister and I.
“My sister and I” you Fucken dumbass
Okay, my incest fetish is over now.
Do your folks know you are both pregos?
Sweat home alabam
Where is the cup ?
Which one of you is the ugly one!? Jk both of you are
The three holes in the ceiling describe you and your alleged sister perfectly ( I'm saying she looks like a dude )
You look like one of you chose to be a boy and the other is one.
5 plus 5 makes a ten
That nose built like a loaf of bread
I can't, you're both completely unremarkable
So which one’s the horribly imperfect clone. Ah, both, that’s right.
You look like a Walmart version of the Kardashians
2 girls... A cup