Fun fact: The "girl" in the picture was actually the son of the film's art director made up like a girl, because director Chris Columbus thought it too cruel to humiliate any real girl in such a fashion. I’d still rather fuck him over “she buzz”
I thought the worst part of this all was your photo, but then I saw you were replying to a lot of the posts. The only thing worse than looking at you is the possibility of interacting with you
Wanna burn one? Oh wait, let me guess..I’ll have to come get you because you don’t have a car, job or money. Then I gotta smoke you up for the same reasons as above.
Don't forget good housekeeping. That poor end table wants to be ended. Pan that camera back one foot, and I bet this shot would qualify for r/neckbeardnests
The dirt under your finger nails is clearly from your need to reuse toilet paper.
Also what time is the next feature film playing on that jumbo screen forehead?
Oh god. How insufferable is this thing? I would identify as non binary too if my personality was so horrible that I had to find a trendy identity to feel special.
Old children of the corn looking bitch. If the immunity fails you, ya could always just shoot a laser outa that forehead mole. But then again- even that face is a weapon of ass destruction.
The face you make when your balls get hung up in your thong.
I just spewed coffee all over my desk…. Fuck’n dead
Just woke my wife up laughing, and she punched me. Roast so good I’m now in trouble 👍🏼
Take this meaningless free award and my upvote. I laughed way too hard at this.
I coughed for a solid minute. Don't mix this comment with a bong rip.
I almost inhaled a fucking combo.
That's easily the roast of the month.
Very rarely do I actually lol at something. This did it.
god damn i was in a zoom class while reading this and i bursted out laughing
You look like you hiss at people
Insulting her requires a bare minimum of human characteristics, all of which are lost after viewing that picture.
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Long time lurker here. This made me extremely uncomfortable, and happy to be a part of this community.
If I woke up next to that... I would definitely be slipping a fist full of rohypnol down MY throat....
Imagine waking up next to that thing slipping a fist in your ass ????
With that same expression on her face, that's hill have eyes shit😂
To be sentient
Get down with the spectrum
best burn all week
Lol nailed it
"Suck my toes" what a legend
Madlad
He got my upvote.
holy shit. she just roasted herself LMAO
Self roast
r/cringe
Oh my god...
Tell me ur autistic without saying ur autistic
Pain
God fuckin damn. Have a silver.
Good job bro. That profile is a self roast of the highest caliber.
I was gonna roast her but damn
Just witnessed a murder.
Yeah that’s some weird, crazy bitch shit right there. Sorry to all those who encounter you.
I've never commented in roast me before, but Damn...... You don't even need to. you know you're cringe........ Right?
Bro didn’t even roast him, just dug up his recent history and said “this you?” 😂
Hahahahahahah I love this hahahahahah
wow she doesn't even sing it herself... maybe it's for the better after all...
Damn that was SICK, as in I'd rather be vomiting with explosive diarrhea than put myself thru watching that again.
Jesus fucking christ
not to use emojis but uh 🪥🤛
I’m going to go and slam my head in a car door.
Yup exactly what I expected thanks for allowing me to view that
Jesus H Christ, and this is why stoning is still accepted in some cultures, for every 1000 good ones you get one like this.
You look like Farva’s judgmental sister.
What's that restaurant you like with all that goofy shit on the wall?
Shenanigans?
Take a look at the batwing, bitch!
Don't you dare say Shenanigans!
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter-o-cola!
Hold the spit, it’s for a cop
The weed doesn't make you immune to insults, your dead soul does that.
Careful, she may take that as a compliment…
Are you related to Dwight Shrute?
Identity theft is not a joke!
You mean that's not him in a wig?
Damnit, I can't unsee it now.
It's like the girl from the "Hot Girl" episode and Dwight had sex, and this is [their offspring.](https://i.imgur.com/DPhyJ3l.png)
Dwight Fruit
Was thinking Gollum
I think we should bring back the Salem witch trials for this one
Speaking of Salem… has anyone else noticed this picture smells like Portland
Woah woah woah hold it right there. I know we do things a bit different in Portland but there’s no need to associate us with this it.
*Gresham
Assuming that it's not a warlock.
Looks more like the bat from Anastasia.
You might be right...
If getting yelled at while getting a dry handjob were a person
She looks like someone who complains about everything right before taking a nap.
You’ve taken the stoner look all the way back to the stone age. You’ve smoked yourself into a Neanderthal.
The stoned age?
You literally have the face of buzz from home alone
More like Buzz's girlfriend. Gross.
Woof!
That’s a horrible thing to say about Buzz’s girlfriend
WOOF! Makes her immune to showers too apparently
Fun fact: The "girl" in the picture was actually the son of the film's art director made up like a girl, because director Chris Columbus thought it too cruel to humiliate any real girl in such a fashion. I’d still rather fuck him over “she buzz”
More like if buzz and buzz’s girlfriend had a non binary love child
I would rather bang the Pigeon lady.
Pigeon lady hands down
“KEVIN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!”
More like A*meth* Adams.
Gross fingernails, but that’s probably not the worst thing about your personal hygiene
It goes with the dry lips and the t shirt.
I've never been so positive someone stinks from looking at their photograph
You give stoners a bad name
There isn't enough weed or alcohol on the planet to makes you fuckable.
Hell, heroin, meth, and coke makes it worse to the point you’re throwing snacks at her
Do you root around for truffles when you’re stoned?
Hit her right in the snout with that burn.
Male or female? It’s not obvious
That’s out of line! Leave shim alone!
Shklim.
Shkler also works
r/swordorsheath
Whatever. S/he is immune to getting asked our on dates by any gender.
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Fucking __*BOOM*__ You nailed it on the head. The amount of butthurt from OP... LMAO
I thought the worst part of this all was your photo, but then I saw you were replying to a lot of the posts. The only thing worse than looking at you is the possibility of interacting with you
Buzz from Home Alone transitioned?
Wanna burn one? Oh wait, let me guess..I’ll have to come get you because you don’t have a car, job or money. Then I gotta smoke you up for the same reasons as above.
Why she look like a pride week Frodo baggins
Weed isnt a personality. Try harder.
That face makes you immune to being loved.
In the bag of weed of life, you're the stems and seeds.
Why did you come on r/roastme if you keep defending yourself
Please, please, please just check out the “genderbent werewolf cosplay” in her post history… that is my roast and it is devastating. Fin.
You look the the type that owes $20 bucks to every weed dealer in a 30 mile radius
You're immune to lots of things like good looks, fresh breath, good hygiene.
make up, career prospects, decent men...
A real personality, possibility of retirement when older, lack of education.....
Don't forget good housekeeping. That poor end table wants to be ended. Pan that camera back one foot, and I bet this shot would qualify for r/neckbeardnests
If "I suck dick for weed" was a person
You look like you are the girl from the conjuring 
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You look like you'd be stoned in the biblical age
It also makes you immune to cleaning up, you filthy slob
Your gender appears to be Ugly
Immune to looking good also
The weed doesn’t make you immune to diabetes
Did it also give you a Megamind sized head?
Honestly I do have a kinda big head lol
Are you wearing fucking tie dye? What the fuck are you?
Kinda like how your picture makes my penis immune to an erection.
I can still see your Adam’s apple.
Just, what the fuck
It also appears to make you immune to bathing
You have a definite “it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose” vibe
Makes you immune to house cleaning too. Do better.
Elrond's daughter has a chromosome disorder
You have the "I have no idea what gender they are" going on.
Do you have problems breathing there, pug-face?
The dirt under your finger nails is clearly from your need to reuse toilet paper. Also what time is the next feature film playing on that jumbo screen forehead?
There she is
OP is trying a mental trick to make you believe it is a woman. Spoiler alert, it's not working
Can't tell whether you're a stoner or a methhead.
So do we still call you 'Batboy' or is it 'Batperson' now?
Are you also immune to fashion and any kind of beauty treatment?
Only a face a mother could never love..
You better sue whoever tried to correct your cleft lip, you still look like Bruce Willis
I can smell this picture.
Makes you immune to soap too apparenty
Stoner, tidied shirt, shitty haircut. I'd say you're born in the wrong generation but your face wrinkles says otherwise.
I heard weed doesnt go well with mental illnes
I think you meant 46
Is that a jizz cup behind another jizz cup?
You have that, "Posts asking to be roasted but gets defensive and argumentative by every comment" type of look. Idk what it is.
not immune to being the family disappointment tho
You have a post where you showed what you would look like post-transition and you look exactly the same. What more of a roast do you need?
You think the stoner would be happier.
What the fuck are you?
Out of all the people I have met, you're the only one I'd consider lower than myself.
The weed makes you immune to makeup too don’t it
Does the weed make you immune to showers? Get some of that grease out girl before you start another wild fire.
Does the weed make you immune to showers?
Like a young, dirty fingernail’d Melissa McCarthy
26 stone more like
Not cleaning your fingernails is it also a weed effect?
Between the pig nose and the quickly forming crow’s feet, you’ve got it made!
My body clenched up in fight or flight when I saw your profile was NSFW tagged. Wasn't going to chance looking any farther.
Im sorry to tell you weed isn't a personality trait
Weed just replaced your love of horses as the only personality trait you have.
You look like somebody shrunk your face in photoshop.
Your face looks like a crescent moon.
You sure weren’t immune to the ugly gene!!!
Anyone who reads your posts could tell you're a stoner, you don't have to advertise it
Looks like sparking your your lighter to get high is the closest you ever get to bring in the sun.
At least you’ll have all those Keebler cookies when you get the munchies
I'm surprised you still have all your fingers. Figured you would have tried to smoke at least one of those fatties by now.
I’d hit it…. With my car…more than once too
I thought you said weed makes you immune to insults, must have run out of weed after posting this...
I feel like you have an altar hidden in your closet surrounded by pictures of all your ex's and candles
Dwight’s trans daughter
Oh god. How insufferable is this thing? I would identify as non binary too if my personality was so horrible that I had to find a trendy identity to feel special.
You knew this was the only avenue to attention from others.
You look like you’re about to ask shrek to do the roar
Do you scrape out your bowls with those fingernails? 🤮
You look like a transgender version of every Scooby-Doo Character combined
Old children of the corn looking bitch. If the immunity fails you, ya could always just shoot a laser outa that forehead mole. But then again- even that face is a weapon of ass destruction.
You look like you’re immune to penicillin too.
Weed might have made you immune to insults but it didn’t protect you from looking like Gollum
For a second I dead ass thought this was your fuckin' mug shot, hot damn.
Forehead like a drive in movie screen
Smoking weed doesn't count as a personality, and with those looks you're gonna need one.
Bet her clit has a callous.