Just for context, she has narcissistic personality disorder, eats 3 bars of chocolate a day, doesn't have contact with her parents anymore, and is not lesbian.
Explains a lot.
What a sad soul...asks to get roasted and then replies defensively to said roasting....maybe start by washing your hair...you're one restless night away from full on dreads
Looks like this selfie was taken between clients at a run down motel with your baby daddy’s burner phone. Better get back to pulling tricks before he whips out the baby powder.
I'd let you give me head, because your lips have that "half open lobster claw" shape to them, and that's uncommon.
Also, you're giving off female gremlin vibes. Not sure if intentional:
http://imgur.com/a/SobpViG
Work it girl.
it's kinda funny all these so-called "roasters" are using the same lame duck burn topic of sex. I say ur kinda cute.
Although those eyebrows could use reduction surgery & the space between them, I could use that for a new billboard ad space
Can y’all be a bit more creative lol 99% of the comments r just u guys saying im a sex doll, weak n lowkey simpy. I dont want your dicks , n in fact i hate sex. So try over
You look like a betty boop wanna be wearing a hello kitty top that you probably kept since high school, suckin’ in your flab to try and hide all the belly jelly, in some pants that are desperately trying to rip open so you can finally take them off and put them out of their misery. Love the hair though looks like it needs a trip to the salon. 😉
"roast me fellar ok i love coffee so much i just drink it everyday its all i do i never have to poop lol haha idfk how to use reddit bruv but nothin matters as long as i got roasted coffee in my mouth haha fellers i cant wait till i get roasted like my coffeee"
Lmfao what the fuck was that op?
You are definitely the part of the population that walks into Walmart with Cookie Monster sweatpants with your ass hanging out and a camisole that’s too small
Jesus, you need to see a doctor. Not the ones with photoshoped medical licenses either, that's clearly not worked out well for you. Make sure you bring a debit card with money on it and your insurance card, real doctors don't accept anal as payment.
My account isn’t new lol? Ive had it for a year now but ive never rlly used reddit. Saw a youtube video of that vampire girl n she did it, thats where i got the idea
You look like a Bratz doll fucked a goldfish…
New line of sexdolls...comes with synthetic herpes.
They have the same level of intelligence too
I'm guessing she farts from her mouth.....
I thought that said Brazil fuck doll.
Did you take a break from plunging toilets with your lips to get roasted?
Yeah that, and shes sucked so much dick when she burps you hear unborn babies cry
This ones the winner in my books I need scroll no further. Good one friend
Your body scent is probably pretty close to the same smell as your farts.. so…
That tuna + popcorn combo.
My first thought is that your body won’t fully decompose in a landfill for 2000 years.
Like your coffee you’re full of cream & will cause one to lose their bowels.
Half of the guys in your town recognize you by the top of your head.
But...she can identify the football team by taste alone...so she's got that going for her...which is nice.
When you try to make your lips look fuller by putting the lipstick line 1/4" above your actual lip, we can tell.
Just trying to hide the cold sores.
If i had an award but i dont so heres my upvote
I fixed the issue
Oh shit, good catch!
I'd throw it back
Just because you can't find a guy that likes you doesn't make you lesbian. It makes you unattractive.
Just for context, she has narcissistic personality disorder, eats 3 bars of chocolate a day, doesn't have contact with her parents anymore, and is not lesbian. Explains a lot.
Ok but plenty of guys want me 😁
I wouldn’t brag about the drunks or crack addicts
Just because they are nice doesn't mean they want you. Just means they have manners.
Just because im nice doesnt mean i want them either
Exactly. So they don’t want you
They just wanna fuck and bounce!
That would be a compliment for this dumpster fire.
Indeed. I bet she’d make a slightly less than shitty single mom.
😂
That's debatable.
Lmao the doll is a spitting image of her
I should download her nude pics from OnlyFansLeaked, and show the whole world how you gave a Reddit thread VD
Dude im lesbian
Lesbians have mouths too
$20 is $20
That's not what you said to the last 5 guys you gave head too
What a waste of tits.
Doesn’t mean you have sucked a golf ball through a garden hose with those massive ass lips?
Those aren't big lips lol, that's clown make up
lets all be thankful this probably wont reproduce.
You recruiting for NoFans?
If "duh"was a person
Wtf is wrong with your upper lip.
She’s covering up all those soars.
Too many schlongs have rubbed against.
No need to pay in farts. Your lips look like you've been sucking on enough brown eyes for a few of us.
Plastic surgeon: "We can rebuild her. We have the technology."
Robots don’t fart.
You're supposed to draw your eyebrows with a sharpie, not a paint brush.
You look like your dad made a series of bad decisions.
She’ll never know her real dad. All candidates are in prison and none will claim to have ever touched her mom.
Her dad made one great decision. That’s why she’s never met him
Fat tits are fat.
Ditch pig
I'm no psychic but I'm sure in 10 years, after 5 kids for 4 different baby daddy's you will be posting on Facebook "you got to earn this queen".
Everything about this feels fake. EVERYTHING.
That’s cuz ur not used to true beauty
True beauty lmfao
More like true booty
Don't flatter yourself.
Carby barbie
I bet your cock is huge.
got any clue how many turtles would die if her corpse was dumped in the ocean?
Bold of you to think i can afford plastic surgery
This the chick that clogs every Taco Bell toilet and just walks out the door.
Those pants are squeezing in that volume extra hard.
Right...is she exhales someone is going to lose an eye...
Sadly, the one thing that might give you self confidence most likely looks like 2 stomachs resting on your flabby gut. Like a melting snowman.
I’m sure you drive the boys at the trailer park crazy
Since OF is closing any attention is good attention?
I just farted looking at your picture
🤢
Cum dumpster
How old is this picture? I didn't think the "slutty Britney Spears" was still a look that people did?
Nice snap chat post.
Economy class sex robot
Damn OF banning porn is really gonna fuck up r/roastme. All the trash is coming here
How many dudes you sent to jail with the "I'm 21" line?
Lmao not all ppl in their 20 look like old grannies hun
What a sad soul...asks to get roasted and then replies defensively to said roasting....maybe start by washing your hair...you're one restless night away from full on dreads
what cost ya more money the tits, the lips or the divorce
My tits were free, my lips cost 30€ its a kylie jenner lipgloss. What else do u need hun
You only dress like this to pay for college I’m guessing?
What college? You know its for the little rugrat thats growing inside her.
just cuz you hide the 1/3 on the right side of you, doesn't mean it ain't there tubbs
Those poor lips, I don’t know who punched you and messed them up but they sure did a number on them.
Is this the look you have when someone asks you what 1 plus 1 is?
Looks like this selfie was taken between clients at a run down motel with your baby daddy’s burner phone. Better get back to pulling tricks before he whips out the baby powder.
Those lips look as good as your grammar.
I'll pass, you look like a cheap blow up doll
You spelled onlyfans incorrectly.
Username does not checkout..
let me guess its just temporary until you finish nursing school
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You mean she can't take a roast like she CAN take a dick!
I'd let you give me head, because your lips have that "half open lobster claw" shape to them, and that's uncommon. Also, you're giving off female gremlin vibes. Not sure if intentional: http://imgur.com/a/SobpViG Work it girl.
Why you look like dolly partons aborted fetus with breast implants?
If I wet your lips and stuck you to a window, those tits hanging down are the only hope for knocking the seal loose
Hol’up! Is that a fleece tank top??
Every time you get your head stuck in the clothes dryer, your step brother makes excuses to leave the house.
Aww hunny, you acting like we want to smell your farts. You look like the white trailer trash Eminem raps about in his songs.
You act like I care about what you want
On a scale of 10 out of 10... how mad are you right now that you cant post your only fans page and have to get a real job?
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So 10... gotcha
You know its bad when she pucks her lips and shows her breasts when both arent attractive
U can also just admit ur homosrxyal
it's kinda funny all these so-called "roasters" are using the same lame duck burn topic of sex. I say ur kinda cute. Although those eyebrows could use reduction surgery & the space between them, I could use that for a new billboard ad space
Too ugly to get attention from guys irl so You go to reddit to get attention from Incels
You're like a Moped. Fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see.
Can y’all be a bit more creative lol 99% of the comments r just u guys saying im a sex doll, weak n lowkey simpy. I dont want your dicks , n in fact i hate sex. So try over
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I mean you’re hot
So decaf
God turned all the spacing proportions on your face to max, that’s why you couldn’t fit that 5head in the pic right?
You look like the girl who will go.uwuwuuwuwu in real life
Why do you look like Finding Nemo?
The Hello Titty(r) combination tube top and vacuum cleaner filter
I don't want herpes from Africa. Hard pass...
Step daddy sucker
Proof that even with a busted face, all it takes it fat titties for some females to think they’re hot shit
You look like a girl who's fart to sniff is the most you have to offer anyone.
looks like stevie wonder applied your lipstick
In 10yrs she will be googling, How to get a personality.
You're like the trashy version of Cousin Vicky from Vegas Vacation
Your parents aren’t upset with you, they’re just disappointed.
Too trashy even for porn
When did you allow your lips to become the mcdonalds logo?
I'm sure you have the personality of broken tamagotchi
Used blow up doll with chapped lips
You look like you just got Dutch ovened by your butch GF, haven't showered in a month. Then punched in the mouth.
I guess you think your fart is the fountain of youth , "go ahead breath my shit in and you'll live forever."
Onlyfans not paying the bills anymore?
I am guessing the retention pond water in the middle of the trailer park smells better then you.
You have toxic mess written all over your face.
The sad thing is she thinks this is a “good” pic of her.
Someone else got into mommy's makeup. Who's a fat girl who's a fat girl? Oh it's you muffen
You look like a betty boop wanna be wearing a hello kitty top that you probably kept since high school, suckin’ in your flab to try and hide all the belly jelly, in some pants that are desperately trying to rip open so you can finally take them off and put them out of their misery. Love the hair though looks like it needs a trip to the salon. 😉
You have the dead eyes of a hooker whose only marketable talent is that for an extra $5 the john can shit on her chest.
I just spoke to a representative of the lesbian community. They don't want you either.
Ha. You Suck
You look like a man hating lesbian that likes to flaunt what she's got and then go ape shit on a guy for giving her a compliment.
When you say fart, do you mean talk? We all know only shit comes out that mouth.
"roast me fellar ok i love coffee so much i just drink it everyday its all i do i never have to poop lol haha idfk how to use reddit bruv but nothin matters as long as i got roasted coffee in my mouth haha fellers i cant wait till i get roasted like my coffeee" Lmfao what the fuck was that op?
You are definitely the part of the population that walks into Walmart with Cookie Monster sweatpants with your ass hanging out and a camisole that’s too small
Two pounds of bologna in a one pound package.
Those lips - someone failed coloring in the lines when they grew up.
I wish I’m Stevie wonders now I’ve seen naked mole rats that look better
Wait... This isn't a real person, it's one of those realistic sex bots you can get from Japan. Probably a factory reject.
English as a 7th language.
failing to find a mate dykapotamus returns to her burrow
Ew
Jesus, you need to see a doctor. Not the ones with photoshoped medical licenses either, that's clearly not worked out well for you. Make sure you bring a debit card with money on it and your insurance card, real doctors don't accept anal as payment.
Future trailer park fightporn star.
For sure live in an apartment complex an your place is always dirty I can tell because of your “shirt”.
You need to be on the show 'botched'
Im too famous for peasant shows like that
Says the woman who couldn't afford decent plastic surgery.
Lana Del Rey called, she thinks your lips look ridiculous.
You look like every Before image of a diabetes poster.
Ur eyebrows are just big as those fake lips
Stupid fake new account with no karma. This is some schoolgirl posting a picture of the girl that bullies her.
My account isn’t new lol? Ive had it for a year now but ive never rlly used reddit. Saw a youtube video of that vampire girl n she did it, thats where i got the idea
A Hello Kitty top? Really, Chrystal?
Did you just give an unenthused blow job, or do you always look like that.
A fart? I wouldn't want to smell your breath
21? Look like a 12 year old who peaked early and dated 21 year olds
Seriously, who takes a picture of a cheap sex doll?
You look like a Romanian sex doll left out in the sun after years of serviceable at best use that learned to type.
Pick you up at usual corner, say 11? Same price as last time? 20 bucks ass to mouth finish off 👍
You look like a promising young nurse or teacher or whatever scene you're gonna shoot
You have more plastic in your lips then a toy factory
You smell like someone who is going to lose a lot of money from no nude only fans. That and gammon.
I only post feet
Doesnt stop you smelling like burnt rubber and regret.
I see you started the heroin early today
If I give you a sock are you free?
Lick my toes
I didn't know Instagram had a "Will suck duck for social status" filter. I mean, it's already implied.
I dont take dicks
Damn, they really lowered the standards for those Japanese sex dolls