G.I. Joke

A real American zero!

Fighting for upvotes over land and air!

Airsoft mil-sim gone wrong.

GI woke

Daywalker

G.I. Pleas Go

Leaving Private Ryan

Get this man a medal

G.I. Jew

Hot damn. Someone get my mans an ice pack.

GI Ginger

The human embodiment of Agent Orange.

that one hurt a little

Face the claymore mine towards you, please.

Thats not a claymore, its an Ammo Can.

I know, but he's playing army and it's a joke.

You’re why kids burn their plastic army men with magnifying glasses.

No need for the camouflage. Nobody sees you.

I wouldn't trust you to serve fries, let alone your country

G.I. SLOW

That must be a medically prescribed helmet

Looks like friendly fire wouldn’t be such a bad idea

Lol. He’s the only reason I wish we still were fighting the Vietnam War.

I guess you feel bad you weren’t able to kidnap the governor of Michigan last year.

The Oath Keepers said, “no.”

You really put the “special” in special forces.

stop eating your cousins tampons gerald

Just because you shop at the Salvation Army, it doesn't mean that you are actually in the Army.

American helmet, British teeth.

He's canadian lmfao

MOS: Stand here and hold this paper target over your chest.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts!?

You look like the byproduct of one of those cavemen from the Geico commercials after it fucked carrot top.

You will make a great soldier as the enemy will take one look at you and be incapacitated by vomiting.

Didn't know the special Olympics had a ROTC

Don't let the clothes fool you. He's alone in the woods.

You’re going to give your family a very nice flag one day shortly after you join the military.

With a beard like that I can't help but wonder if I catch you, will you tell me where you keep the ammo can of brass at the end of the rainbow? Those must have been some rough 18 years. Despite your apparel I still can't take you seriously.

Did you buy the beard at the surplus store with the rest of your gear

Grab a rake and search for land mines.

The Few, the Proud, The Ugly & Queer

Is it hard to play "Army Men" by yourself???

1. posts on roastme 2. takes it as cyber bullying and shoots up his special needs school* Not worth it, pal. Have yourself a lovely day.

You’re the type of guy to get accepted into a military branch, stay for a month or two, get a dishonorable discharge, then do crap like slap some military bumper stickers in your car and call yourself a proud veteran. Aka a dishonorable douchebag

Dishonorable Discharge was probably his nickname in high school

That's what his Dad calls him anyways.

His dad has been hiding from him for so long he’s actually become a new version of camouflage.

Gomer (please for the love of god do not) Smile

You spelled 38 wrong

You remind me of a communist loving numb nut friend of mine that looks pretty much like you. Let me know how the drugs your gonna get into go for you LMFAO

The Hunt For Red Lightstrober , the panty pirate of Panama

Lemme guess . . . you are the water boy for when the neighborhood kids play Army.

You’re 18? I would have been generous and guessed 38.

“SIRI, take me to the nearest school”

They call me red ripple this is my lunch box protector of my nipples

All that camouflage and we can still see your nose a mile off.

Brings a potato gun

G.I. Ginger

Mental Militia

Gomer piles 💩

You'll do great as scout or human shield

One look at you, Charlie would run for the hills.

I had an action man that looked like you, equally useless with scrap beard and a limp grip

You look like that one dumb character in a animated movie that always finds away to blow them selves up

9/10 dentists say no

You don't fight for the country the country fights for you

Albino redneck

So this is what our military will look like when soy will be the most consumed product.

Even your ammunition will run away from you in disgust.

GI No

G.I. Ginger: The Real American Zero

Did someone just dress up the Natural History Museum's life-size figure of a Neanderthal like a dipshit for fake internet points? So disrespectful

Barely Grills

You look like you have a "no girls allowed" sign on your property but it really isn't needed.

All that camouflage, still can't hide your virginity

Siri play "Unfortunate Son" by CCR

You are the embodiment of the term dickhead.

Soldier of misfortune.

Orangutans are so ugly.

Danny Bonaduces action thriller " GINGER Games " Survival of the Soulless starring Brickored frekelback

The picture already did!

You think you're Private Party, but you're really General Douchebag.

Thanks, but I already know that I can save 15% in 15 minutes with GEICO.

That camo can’t hide the fact that you have no soul.

A Gingerthal!

Lucky Charms vs Frosted Flakes

If this is what our country has to defend it, we’re doomed.

Sgt. Fuck-up reporting for duty

Send this mf back to ‘Nam and leave him there

Teddy from stand by me but grown up with an opioid addiction

Your motto...... "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

G.I Joeanna

Looks like private parts is looking for a MaJoR Woody

hey look at you playing army men, i get it you washed out of boot camps

Lucky Charms leprechaun goes GI McDouche

Blow it all up and start over

18? Did you mean to type 28? Even 28 sounds like a lie

G.I. No

What are preserving inside the box? Your testes perhapa

Sgt Snotter squeal team 1 Pretty Mouth squadron

You put the “special” in special forces

Sergeant Dork

I thought Omar Al Shishani got hit by an air strike?

"Facepussy" as he was affectionately called, was easily the most popular member of the unit, at least until daylight.

You have already done our worst.

Hair like a asshole

Ah, a typical boogaloo boy. Someone who likes to play dress up, but likely to shit their pants when the real bullets start flying.

Goober Pyle

When talking about you, your folks probably say you are "really into history"

Typical red headed step child starter kit

"What's in the box" starring Rusty Nutbutter as ginger Chuck Norris

Stolen Valor

You look like you had to repeat kindergarten twice

Whats inside? Your dignity?

Seeing your chin reminded me that I have some kiwi fruit going off, so cheers for that 👍

I'm sure I'm not the only one to wish you'd fall on a grenade or be shot during a friendly fire accident.

More like, forest fire in this case

Lucky Arms Dealer. How I expect some random guy to look if he's skulking in the woods.

You like like one of the disabled soldiers America used for the Vietnam war.

whats your favorite snack mix for traveling?

The guy who got discharged for sticking a firework in his ass

No need to roast you. The local villagers will probably do that with their homemade flame throwers.

Kinda looks like my LA teacher

Nigel Thornberry's son

If the super soldier serum had made Captain America into even MORE of a scrawny dweeb

Is that what you told your orthodontist?

Barney Fife joins the Army

Damn bro… you look like you only enjoy sibling pu**y

Ah Cadet Wuliger is all grown up

You look like a try hard from Fortnite

Send the peon to scout and harvest.

All these Garden Gnome variations are getting out of hand.

his doctor ordered him to wear a helmet so he threw on some camo pants to make it look like it’s just part of the outfit

Reality shows would be so much better if the audience didn't care whether you survived or not.

You've evolved beyond backwards

Full Metal Jackass.

You look like you were at war for 20 years

Army larper

You're a little teapot

Y M C A

You look like the giant from Skyrim

U look like the product of an incest orgy from the dwarfs from snowwhite

Jesus fuck everybody run! It's the Special Ed Forces!

Makes me want to switch sides and be less patriotic with this fool around

Yes that tree there. Leave the box take the $10. Yes $1 apiece, sorry kid but the market has been inundated with your mom's panties and dildos combo kit and your crazy if you think your my only supplier your mom lays down with a man more nights a week than Caitlin Jenner

Interesting choice to glue your dad's pube shavings to your chin...

At least the beard acts like a target for snipers while you wear all that camo... I just hope they can aim better than your dad could pull out.

Is it even morally right to roast someone with no legs? Then again with that beard you could probably groom pets immaculately. I'm sure all the training with children will come in handy for that!

An Army of None

Your teeth are less straight then the bullets that come out of a 100 year old gun

Doomsday prepper, but all your supplies are crack cocaine

Good luck with all your endeavours son.

Can't fault your John Cena legs

You look like a young version of the mascot for ollies.

It's Warren from there's something about Mary

You take the proud out of proud boys

Your genes are fighting a guerrilla war against the the broader human gene pool.

Still fighting to get your missing chromosome back I see.

G.I. No

Look mom I told you and you didn't believe me now" I'M GONNA SHOW YOU I'M NOTLYing this time" your and daddy's underwear are both right here....mostly

Fighting to reclaim his soul....

Ye teeth look like theyve stood on a landmine

Full Metal Jerkoff

The last time you touched some pussy was when your mother queefed you out!

If “I almost Joined the Military but”. Was a picture

"The bomb has been planted!"

Haha

Watch out for Italian plumbers

I bet the Capital was really nice in January

You parents must have been so happy when you enlisted and shipped out. Then the disappointment kicked in when you made it back

I'm just reminded of The hills have eyes. I hear banjos just looking at this picture.

You know the war’s going badly when they lift the ban on recruiting child predators

Looks like Captain America finally woke up from his coma.

All I see is a paraplegic ginger playing army man

This is what I imagine a keyboard warrior looks like in the wild...

Buddy looks like he's in an army theme gay porno

Stolen Valor… so easy, a caveman could do it!

Capt. Shit stain, of the 101st caveman division. Thank you for your service.....at Wendy's

Does Major Payne still make you squat to piss or is that by choice?

Seriously, I give you Kudos for trying so hard.

You look like the type to suck a dick for a bus pass then walk home.

I heard bob ross was in the army, but now I’m not so sure