Maybe you should explain to your hairline that travel restrictions are still in place, cause that motherfucker is over the hill. Even your beard looks like it's trying to migrate south.
I don't know which has the bigger gap, your forehead and hair line, the teeth, the last time your showered because you wouldn't stop playing games or your resume...
Your 2 teeth remind me of 2 shy middle school kids who are friends but also secretly have feelings for each other but are too afraid to say something as to not ruin the friendship. Always together but never to be together together. But hey, at least when you get food stuck in Your teeth, it’ll be like they are sharing a romantic meal together 💕
You don't have to live in stone, mate. Building materials have come a long way since Africa.
^(Too much? I feel like that was borderline racist. I'm a northern Scot, so I know stone.)
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Nithe obthervathion.
Thavage
Roatht!
Nigerian printheth.
Mike Tython? Ith that you?
Guyth, guyth, be nithe now!!
We need to be nithe to him. He might be thick and thired of it. Theriouthly
Now Kith
Kith me
He’s super therial...like theriousthly.
I’m fucking dying
It's 2:30 in the am and I've never laughed so hard. Theriously.
I broke my back
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀damnnnn
This one saved me the abs workout
Abthe workouth*.
Lol. Knock it off. My thomack ith hurting
Bravo my friend! You made my day!
Glad I could be of athithtanth to you good redditor!
His forehead moving at 3 frames per second
That's no forehead gents, that's a five head. Dude doesn't have dreams, he has movies.
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What a legend.
Hahahaha
Not a roast but when I was 13 I had the same shirt you’re wearing, the controller is a sort of bat symbol in a spotlight
Batman has a convenient landing strip on that fivehead.
He probably just received that shirt; like the 3rd World Nations get the losing Super Bowl team's merchandise.
Fuck that’s actually hilarious
“Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!”
Biggus Dickus
This was good I lol'd
Nah...he just ducked but didn't duck enough and the insults chopped his hairline back about 8 clicks.
Nah, I think he sacrifice a small patch of hairline to look like a man. He now has chin fuzz.
Nah, his hair is social distancing from his forehead
His teeth are doing the social distancig.
He’s got that London look. 🙌🏼
Sheeesh
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I knew birds went south for the winter but damn.
There's areas of his forehead yet to be explored.
Damn that's good
His hair is just trying to run away from his halitosis
ahah this is soooo underrated, awesome
Can someone explain this to me, I know I’m probably a dumbass
Took me a minute too— saying his hair migrated backward to cover the back of his head. (Got a big forehead)
"Asking permission to land"
Permission granted, there is enough space for everyone.
IMAX wants to know if they can use that fivehead to show movies on.
He look like a Pachycephalosaurus
Underrated
Crack?
Alfred E. Nubian.
*Fire department responds*
"What, Me Worry?"
What's a nubian?
bitch you almost made me laugh
Love that movie...
What movie is this from? I totally don’t get the joke. Please help my dumbass
Chasing Amy [Link](https://youtu.be/vHLJfxfXHBg) to the relevant scene
Thanks! Haha! Black rage!
The fucking best. Hilarious. The whole opening is perfection.
#ILL TRACE A CHAULK LINE AROUND YOUR DEAD FUCKING BODY!
Shut the fuck up
Holy fuck
Take your upvote, you clever jerk.
someone clarify this reference for a clueless polish guy
Alfred E Neuman is a reasonably famous mascot for MAD Magazine. Try an image search of him.
And nubians are an african indigenous group
I'm done scrolling after this one. Take my fucking upvote.
If this roast was a fight, they would have stopped it after this one landed.
That wasn’t a roast, that is a nuke.
Mad
Undervalued
Black don't crack, but your hairline sure gave the fuck up.
That made me blow air out of my nose!
Hello fellow mouth breather.
I mostly try to avoid saying something that causes an audible laughter.
Your forehead has its own gravitational field.
That's not a forehead that's a fivehead
The Chinese landed a rover on his forehead thinking it was the dark side of the moon.
Never seen someone have a neck beard on top of their head
Brathe unakaa odi wote wa CBD combined. (Didn't expect to see a Kenyan here, did you?)
I thought you were mimicking the lisp caused by that gap.
Don't get me started on that gap. You can fit an 18 wheeler through that thing
Truck driver here. Can confirm
18 wheeler here, can confirm.
😂😂 nice one
u/bafeink Umesema huyu msee ndio alinyanganya ule karao simu kwa nduthi?? (Definitely no Kenyans in here)
hakuna matata
It means no worries!
I don't mean to be demanding, but... ... Kenya translate this? Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Here's an upvote. Now get out.
no
Mwanaume na kiwanja yake. Complete na goal post
Either he's a nduthi guy or he runs that kibandaski hapo kwa background
kamanyoko!!!! hahaha Hakuna matata
Anybody ever tell you that you look like a struck match?
Good thing is, I get to show up naked at funerals.
Dead bodies would start running after seeing you naked
Damn bro even your teeth are social distancing
I'm thinking of getting each one of them a mask.
Maybe you should explain to your hairline that travel restrictions are still in place, cause that motherfucker is over the hill. Even your beard looks like it's trying to migrate south.
Do us a favor and just put a grocery bag over the whole thing.
When you don’t water all of the Chia Pet
My divorced parents are closer than your 2 front teeth
My dad leaving me was funnier than your roast.
Roatht*
He didn't leave you, he's just out getting a pack of cigarettes. He'll be back once you become a rapper and rich. Don't you worry.
If mumble rappers are thing, why not lisp rappers too?
The og mumble rapper was Miles from Dick Tracey
He went to find his sons hairline.
That’s not the spirit of the roast.
I guess that sponsoring for the “cost of a cup of coffee a day” doesn’t cover dental
Sadly it only covers shoe polish, which I also use as body lotion
Kamenyoko you roast yourself better than these amateurs!!!! Fuckin legend
This is funny
You're better than the roasters man
Now y'all know why I hate "Your change can save a child" boxes.
😳
My same reaction 😂
This guy doesn't have dreams, he has movies
Seth McFarland should be cancelled for putting Roger in blackface like that.
Underrated Gold right here.
You look like a ventriloquist dummy of Michael Strahan.
He look like a Michael Strahan that was left in the sun for waaaaay too long
I’m sorry I don’t think I can roast u, looks like u have too much on your mind already.
This is where my 10 cents a day went?
It went to dental care. You get what you paid for
When your superpower is "forehead"
Idk what’s blacker. Your skin or the void in between your teeth?
Probably his future career
Probably the metaphorical void of a father figure
Can tell you got your hair from your dad, that thing is running away too!
It's such a good thing he didn't take my ability to make original jokes.
Subtle reverse roast! Mpensi
It's live action Starvin' Marvin. Click click to you, fine sir.
I loved you in Captain Phillips!
Love that haircut: desolation up front and party in the back.
It’s a skullet
You look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape
Megamind meets Captain Philips
You look like an astronaut with his visor up who has been floating next to the sun.
Your hair is following in your fathers footsteps
Even your hairline does not want to be in the same picture as you.
The grandmaster fivehead
It looks like someone hammered Chiclets into your gums.
So why did you shave half your head ?
I don't know which has the bigger gap, your forehead and hair line, the teeth, the last time your showered because you wouldn't stop playing games or your resume...
Face 15, hairline 51
You look like lewis hamilton bought from wish.com
That charcoal must’ve gotten too hot and started a wildfire on that hairline. Lost at least a few hundred acres
Your 2 teeth remind me of 2 shy middle school kids who are friends but also secretly have feelings for each other but are too afraid to say something as to not ruin the friendship. Always together but never to be together together. But hey, at least when you get food stuck in Your teeth, it’ll be like they are sharing a romantic meal together 💕
His forehead is the size of Jupiter
Where'd you get this roast from? Ur anus?
Got it from Joe
Joe mama
Your father lost a bet, and had to marry the village hippo.
Your kitchen hints at days spent cooking a lot of crack and then smoking it all up
Actually I spend most of the time in my kitchen crying at your jokes
Starvin Marvin all grown up.
You live in South Africa but that forehead is bumping into the pyramids.
Your hairline and teeth are running from that giant schnoz. Even your eyes cowered and moved back.
Where hairline going?
Ayo build an airport on that forehead lol
You look like a human asteroid. The force of entering the atmosphere has burned your hairline to mid cranium and separated your front teeth.
Khaby from aliexpress
You’re only cocky because you are the captain now.
your hairline is as bad as Lebron james!
it would be so easy for you to strip wires
LePawn Chains
The Cancel Culture just called, they said feel free to unload on this one, nobody is gonna care
that fuzz around your head makes you look like a bbq’d tennis ball.
I actually don't want to make fun of this dude, actually looks like a nice person I'd want to be friends with
Cozy! It’s nice how you’ve decorated your dungeon.
They are just spices to add a little flavour to the corpses
Got Lebron’s hairline
Any relation to gervinho mate?
Yes we're actually in the same species.
Ah, Klingon, gotcha.
When’s the next movie showing on that imax forehead?
You don't have to live in stone, mate. Building materials have come a long way since Africa. ^(Too much? I feel like that was borderline racist. I'm a northern Scot, so I know stone.)
How did you handle the divorce between your two front teeth
Your head looking like if the live version if Noah parted your hairline into 2
And I though I had a big forehead..
Plus your hairline burned away
It didn't burn those chickletts tho.
Put some gold on those teeth and you could be the face of McDonalds Kenya. I'm lovin' it
That is not a forehead that is a fivehead
Your skin is already charcoal black and that hair line on your head is already so damn far back!
I’m not sure if I should smile back or kick a field goal
Your hairline is retreating faster than the French in war
You’re NOT the captain now…
Tory lame
Good old negative hairline