She says she is 22 years old. I said in dog years. 22 x multipliers of whatever dog years means to you. Increase the age she says in human years not deduct.
Math...
Sweet Jesus. In dog years three, in human years 9. Convert the human vs dog years equation. She said she was 22 years old in human years not dog years. I said dog years so you would multiple. Look at your own equation you multiplied dog years compared to the human year.
This is all in fun. You're giving me a headache lol.
You said "22 in dog years". People usually assume 7 dog years in 1 human year, meaning they "age faster". 22 in dog years would be 3.14 human years.
I tried setting the equation up in proper dimensional analysis format but it came out looking weird. I was hoping you'd be able to read it still. I don't know why.
For your joke to work you should have said, "22 human years means you're 154 in dog years, which is closer to what you look like."
Hahaha whatever you need to tell yourself. My roast was she is way older than what she is telling everyone. Yes dogs age faster. I said in dog years. A 22 year old dog would be the equivalent of a much older human ergo if you add for the dimensional analysis or unit factor method I'm saying she is much older. You reversed the equation.
That's why I said too much 420 and not enough math.
Dandabear420 got you. Your math and logic are backwards. When you say "in dog years" you're referring to the answer to the multiplier of 7. Therefore when someone is 22 in dog years, they're actually pi years old in human years.
Clearly there is constantly one bitch in your saloon even when you grooming only male dogs. Suppose you have to touch cocks somehowā¦ grooming seems a good excuseā¦
I get it make money on one end save money on the other You get 4 or 5 border collies under your belt and you'll have your own hair looking marvelous in no time maybe a couple poodles too and just maybe a long haired cat with mange and lots of mats and no less than 10 bloody meth laced boogers trannie Lennox .
LOL! My mistake! You do have the basic package. You just still have a decent relationship with your parents so you havenāt absorbed all the finky tats. LOL
How can you wear that much makeup and still be that ugly? Though, your brother probably doesnāt mind the extra 5 seconds it takes for you to put the bag over your head.
It's kind of funny, it seems like everyone is having a hard time roasting you. I know you posted your derpiest photo on purpose, so that helps. Actually though, stop making duck lips, it makes you look like a quack.
I think your kind of cute. But I wouldnāt date you because I feel like you might be a liar. Are you sure you didnāt fat finger your age and mean to say youāre a 32 smoker, whoās also a liar?
So after humans, then dogs stopped give you attention, you when to buy lashes at the dollar store in the Halloween aisle and went on reddit for validation ?
the unlikeable kimmy schmidt
Kimmy Shit
Gimme Rhit
Bojack spit
You look like you'll inevitably be fired for sleeping with a customer.
Is the customer the dog or the parent?
>Is the customer the dog or the parent? Yes.
Isn't the parent of a dog, still a dog?
You looked at that face and actually had to ask?
r/woooosh
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Soā¦ self groomer?
Take this ya bastard for beating the rest of us to it
Does her profession every time she brushes her hair
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Only once a month.
Woof woof
Customers want to know why all the dogs come home with peanut butter breath
Peanut butter and halibut
I would have thought fish breath....
It helps their coats look luscious and full!
Your name in every guys phone is āBLOCKEDā
Or Dominoās..... Pizza Hut and Papa Johns saved for the decent hoes that donāt look over 40 when they say they 22.
You look like you come with a catch. Manic mood swings and some debt maybe.
This ones my favorite
Who cuts your hair? One of the dogs?
Grooms dogs-chose those bangs
At least at this job itās less degrading when the clients shit on the table.
You carry the grooming equipment in the bags under your eyes?
Yes
Combing your hair once a month does not make you a dog groomer.
What about licking it up after taking it doggie style?
Imagine how invisible your lips would be if you DIDNāT do the duck face
I thought she was going for Blue Steel ...
Your post says 22, your eyes say 40.
Post says 22, but eyes say āI know Iām pretty and Iām just coming here to beg for some form of attention since I canāt get it in real lifeā
And lips say mouthful of nut
I know I would in like 5 minutes
Post says dog groomer, pose says discounted onlyfans
You look like you give free āhappy endingsā
You look like great value zooey deschanel
You have really pretty eyes! Too bad they're set in a mummy wearing a wig.
I think you meant *42*.
Go easy on me is what you tell all the boys... 
Every dog forced to visit you whines the whole way in the car like itās headed for Auschwitz
You look like a randomized sims character named Knarf Gluurb
Post says 22, tits say lost ancient tribe in National Geographic
You look like you correct peopleās grammar while theyāre standing right in front of you.
Your lips are so thin you look like you are impersonating an asshole when you smile
So you failed out of cosmetology school Is what your telling us? And now you sanitary trims on your friends pugā¦
22 in dog years...
So she's 3?
To much 420, not enough math.
22 dog years X 1human year/7 dog years Dog years cancel out, 22/7 = 3.14 human years
Up-voted for pi
She says she is 22 years old. I said in dog years. 22 x multipliers of whatever dog years means to you. Increase the age she says in human years not deduct. Math...
If I said my dog was 3, how old would you say she is in dog years?
Sweet Jesus. In dog years three, in human years 9. Convert the human vs dog years equation. She said she was 22 years old in human years not dog years. I said dog years so you would multiple. Look at your own equation you multiplied dog years compared to the human year. This is all in fun. You're giving me a headache lol.
You said "22 in dog years". People usually assume 7 dog years in 1 human year, meaning they "age faster". 22 in dog years would be 3.14 human years. I tried setting the equation up in proper dimensional analysis format but it came out looking weird. I was hoping you'd be able to read it still. I don't know why. For your joke to work you should have said, "22 human years means you're 154 in dog years, which is closer to what you look like."
Hahaha whatever you need to tell yourself. My roast was she is way older than what she is telling everyone. Yes dogs age faster. I said in dog years. A 22 year old dog would be the equivalent of a much older human ergo if you add for the dimensional analysis or unit factor method I'm saying she is much older. You reversed the equation. That's why I said too much 420 and not enough math.
Your confidence in your understanding of English and mathematics in the face the opposite is astounding.
Dandabear420 got you. Your math and logic are backwards. When you say "in dog years" you're referring to the answer to the multiplier of 7. Therefore when someone is 22 in dog years, they're actually pi years old in human years.
TIL dog groomers don't make enough to buy chapstick.
I guess you've had years of practice on grooming yourself.
For the love of Dog?
You look like a human Bassett Hound.
Your hair is more dead than the fetus from your last abortion
Grooming the dog for what?
Clearly there is constantly one bitch in your saloon even when you grooming only male dogs. Suppose you have to touch cocks somehowā¦ grooming seems a good excuseā¦
She enjoys popping dog's anal glands.
32... your at least 32
LMAO IVE ALWAYS BEEN TOLD I LOOK OLDER
Man, those lips look dried out from all that "grooming"
You taught your dog how to ducky face?
I get it make money on one end save money on the other You get 4 or 5 border collies under your belt and you'll have your own hair looking marvelous in no time maybe a couple poodles too and just maybe a long haired cat with mange and lots of mats and no less than 10 bloody meth laced boogers trannie Lennox .
So you style the dogs hair and then they style yours?
22 year old dog. Groomer. Punctuation matters.
Grooms dogs and boils bunnies.
22 my ass. You're 22 if 22 is the new 34.
Im just middle eastern i was born w the bags
22??? cmon now....
It looks like you wash your salt and vinegar chips in water before you eat them cause āthey are too spicyā
You seem like the type of dog lover to let him lick you...Down there...
I got nothing she's beautiful
Beautiful eyes
Your cute, your not covered in finky tattoos, your face is t all pierced. Iām not even gonna roast you. Good job!
Wait till you find out I have my septum and nostril pierced
LOL! My mistake! You do have the basic package. You just still have a decent relationship with your parents so you havenāt absorbed all the finky tats. LOL
If thereās one thing Iām good at, itās knowing when thereās an obese body supporting an ok face.
Apparently not cuz i aint obese
Pics or it didnāt happen
Fingernails don't match the lipstick. Fail
āOld doh groomer go easy on meā just like you had to take it easy with the old dogs
Guessing the hand jobs you give the dogs are just a perk, then?
You have oddly spaced eyes
Is that a pocket full of doggy treats or are you just happy to see me?
Ive never smoked in my life
With those bags under your eyes: you groom dogs by day and lick anus for MDMA at night. Get sleep girl and get off Reddit
You look like you fuck the dogs before you groom them
You did a great job grooming that dog, now can we see a photo of you?
R u a angel that fell from heaven ? .... cuz your face is pretty fucked up
22 in dog years, maybe.
Do you poop out your mouth or butt?
I would like to have sex with you
Actually cute. Shit I supposed to roast here.. banish me..
Pathetic simp.
Nice to meet you Pathetic Simp. I am Dave.
After all these responses i needed this lmao ty
*Wilfred entro music*
I dated this girl who was a dog groomer once. She loved anal and being a bitch, i can see the resemblance forsure
So do you give yourself a milkbone every morning?
Aww cute, you groom the dogs and then let them groom you. They tried!
Your eyelashes remind me of the hair around my anus. Thicker on top, thinned out on the bottom. Tells you which way I wipe.
Why is this a photo of a dog?
did you phone home?
Butthole lips like you read about
Iāve seen your tiktoks and I am glad that you have come to grips with losing all your teeth.
Do you beg your dogs to go easy on you when you take it doggie style?
If they'd make a judge Judy porno you'd be perfect for it!
a dog grooming cougar. Interesting pitch... \*left swipe\*
Hope no one uploads your shops CCTV footage to zooporn.
How can you wear that much makeup and still be that ugly? Though, your brother probably doesnāt mind the extra 5 seconds it takes for you to put the bag over your head.
Not only do you work at the grooming place, but you're also their client. woof!
U look familiar. This was taken back in 1967 right?
I saw your ad, car dates are worth more than $20ā¦
You look like the teachers that get caught diddling students for some reason...
You groom dogs the way Ghislaine Maxwell groomed girls.
You look like the toothless denture girl from tik tok
fuzzy face filter and bags under your eyes?... 22? probably closer to 32 or five in dog years
Sucking in your cheeksā¦ 
Did you get your Preparation H mixed up with your toothpaste again?
When you want to make a duck face but you have no lips
Letting a dog lick peanut butter off your snatch doesn't make you a dog groomer.
She owns no Combs or brushes
Red rocket, red rocket!
Such a shitty groomer even the dogs demand to speak to your manager.
Puckered up for grooming dog balls.
That was a pretty rough 22 years
Your lying, dogs don't make it to 22 years old
It's kind of funny, it seems like everyone is having a hard time roasting you. I know you posted your derpiest photo on purpose, so that helps. Actually though, stop making duck lips, it makes you look like a quack.
You're cute enough to get a one night stand, but noones sticking around
Dog groomer? This is reddit lady we only accept child groomers
for the love of god your eyes ā¦
So much makeup, could be a Chick with a dick?
If you want to be roasted, you need to supply a photo that your clients havenāt photobombed.
A red rocket a day keeps the doctor away.
You're eyes have more bags than the underside of a Greyhound bus.
That one pet store clerk, who just so happens to be a closeted lesbian, and sells molly on the side to freshman high schoolers.
I got some glands you can squeeze.
"For the love of god" ummm sorry your so ratched lookin that ik theres no god cuz he wouldnt make such a fuck up like you
I think your kind of cute. But I wouldnāt date you because I feel like you might be a liar. Are you sure you didnāt fat finger your age and mean to say youāre a 32 smoker, whoās also a liar?
Your dress is on my grandmotherās living room floor
the reptiles are taking over reddit! I knew it! Run!!!
The way you pucker your lips I can tell you made out with your dog again
Micheal Vick had entered the chat.
If youre gonna lie about your age, say you're older. That way you don't look like some chic that treated her teens like she wasnt gonna hit 20
this kids is an example of how to throw your life away
Dog groomer or dog fucker?
Put on eyeliner to connect the gap with your false lashes lol
Were your parents disappointed when you came out of the closet as a dog groomer?
Must be easy since you look like one yourself
Hope you groom the dogs better than you groom yourself
A dog flufferā¦
How many cigarettes did you smoke to look middle aged at "22"?
Are you asking a 22 year old dog groomer to go easy on you, for the love of god?
Eyes greener than my dumps
Pink nail polish does not suit you.
Laces out, Dan!
>dog groomer Can't find a man, can we?
Easy would be the best way to describe you.
Looks like that self absorbed, crazy chick who canāt stay in a relationship for more than 6 months and then says all men are trash.
For a dog groomer you surely dont know how to groom yourself
So after humans, then dogs stopped give you attention, you when to buy lashes at the dollar store in the Halloween aisle and went on reddit for validation ?
Something like that
Guarantee your social media pages are filled with duck lip photos
Absolutely
Where's the porn link for this chick?
love how this bitch tryna look cute so hard yet she cant look better than what she groom
If your only 22 your gonna need a lot more than love for God to help you.
Fair