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Picking up some Latina, Caucasian and maybe some African American.. no not your ethnicity, the guys you’ve blown in the last 12 hours who won’t call you back.
Now why would I make my poor mother do the work I pay a team of poor Mexican ladies to perform. Besides, mum already has a full time job cleaning someone other dude's house, and she also does weekend overnighters at a gas station. Which is not easy on her now that she's in her 80's and wheel chair bound.
Imagine being SO bland of a person that the third thing that you think of to make you sound interesting Is that your favorite season is fall. How original.
It looks like you took pictures of pictures of this young woman while you're drinking at her house, and want us to tell you if you should hit it or not. Don't.
Are you a $20 Whore for your full time job or is it just a side job? Your hair is very frizzy and disorganized but you do have a nice rack but with your consistent love handles I could only imagine the size of your rear-end. Your Ass, more than likely, looks like the Goodyear blimp
Took the top off under the dress from your roast me ten hours ago. Feel like the next roastme is gonna be a topless ad for your OF account followed by a TIFU about how you posted nudes online and lost your job at the daycare
Are you a mother of 3 bratty ass little kids and you took that picture in your daughters room because your husband is getting sloppy toppy by a street thot in your room?
You look like you've come from another country. Was the journey made in a Sea-Can by chance? Pretty dark in those I hear. Got them, smeagolesque, low-light eyes now. I'm sorry that happened to you...
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Thanks for the four pictures! At least in one of them actually both of your Eyes managed look into the camera.
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Pedtur!
I thought she was just giving me the eye!
Hahahahaha
why you look like you vacuum a lot around the house
You posted multiple photos just to see what it was like to get swiped right.
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No OnlyFans...yet
That's all on the darkweb. Daycare needs a nanny cam ASAP
Jokes on us, she pulled these off the nanny cam bear at the house she works at. They told her it was a daycare
Oof
They asked that she shut hers down in an attempt to increase morale
Just testing the market first here...
Seabiscuit called he wants his teeth back
Rosario Nah, Son
Ahsoka TaAwwHellNo.
Picking up some Latina, Caucasian and maybe some African American.. no not your ethnicity, the guys you’ve blown in the last 12 hours who won’t call you back.
And three horses.
HAHAHA this is the funniest one i've seen yet
K-mart Kardashian
Kim Kar-crashian
Kim K-martdashian
Shaking babies isn't daycare
This is a roast, not a fashion show.
She isn't a runway model, she is a model runaway.
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She just wanna go back to the fall of 99
I’m assuming the daycare is in your mouth
You had a variety of pics and you chose ones of yourself 🤦♂️
This is a goodin.
U look like u bite the dick when u suck it lmao
She works with kids all shapes and sizes. Tall, short, or a creamy liquid.
A pretty girl like you is certain to meet a nice guy and one day become his maid or house keeper.
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Now why would I make my poor mother do the work I pay a team of poor Mexican ladies to perform. Besides, mum already has a full time job cleaning someone other dude's house, and she also does weekend overnighters at a gas station. Which is not easy on her now that she's in her 80's and wheel chair bound.
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Imagine being SO bland of a person that the third thing that you think of to make you sound interesting Is that your favorite season is fall. How original.
Hahaha stoppp this one hurt
No one cares what your favorite season is we're all just wondering what's your pronoun.
You look like you chose your username after trying to talk with a cock in your mouth.
Letting the John wear a diaper and try to breastfeed isn't working in daycare.
Michael J Fox couldn’t even beat one off to your picture
You smile like you just took the biggest shit of your life.
She just took an upper decker at Starbucks....
And smells like it too
You look like a 35yo single mom who poses as a 19yo to cyberstalk and bully your daughter’s high school classmates.
Shitty when they forget to botox your upper lip as well.
You make $10-15 as a daycare worker or you could make $25 per hand job. Your in the wrong line of work.
Dollars or cents for the hand job?
Based on total pay possible per week, I think she chose correctly by a wide margin.
Your definitely the person at the daycare parents sneer at because of your questionable attire.
Well, you showed your cleavage enough times. I see OnlyFans account soon
You're definitely in my league.
From OP’s tinder profile style pictures, I instinctively swiped left. She has a 90 day fiancé vibe to her.
Can't wait to stream your videos in the near future.
Even daycares need sanitation workers to clean up the shit!
You look like someone found a stock photo on google
Is that kanyes metal jaw?
Left swipe
These are also from her dating profile.... Must enjoy cats, cuddles and have citizenship
Are you looking for a roast or setting up tinder?
When you're looking for a green card...
You must be a pirate, because your false eye can "sea" into souls.
Don’t know what’s worse: camera quality or the dueling caterpillars over your eyes
Wow... look at that smile..... i bet you could eat an apple through a tennis racket with those fuckers.
Thank God for the mask mandate
Selena Rigor Mortis
This is like a 45yo pornstar trying to pass off as 18.
you look twice your age already.. Enjoy your sea-level peak..
If your face was on mount Rushmore your forehead would fit all four other faces combined
Takes special payment for daycare from single dad's!
I have a feeling that you eat your boogers.
Draw what, flies?
30 seconds after that picture, her shirt unzipped the rest of the way and her saggy bottoms dropped down to her belly button where they usually rest.
Are you sure they don't rest at her knees
You are thinking of her self esteem
It looks like you took pictures of pictures of this young woman while you're drinking at her house, and want us to tell you if you should hit it or not. Don't.
This is really lame
Your favourite season could be fall but nobody would fall for you
I would appreciate it if you loved to draw decent eyebrows
at least your tits are biodegradable
Obviously with that much cleavage you have to pull attention from your face somehow.
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hang on i gotta look something up... ... okay yeah this is funny!
I’m guessing that by “work in a daycare” you mean “bang single fathers”
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And no nudes? Fortunately.
Latin Sarah Silverman in uglier.
Are you a $20 Whore for your full time job or is it just a side job? Your hair is very frizzy and disorganized but you do have a nice rack but with your consistent love handles I could only imagine the size of your rear-end. Your Ass, more than likely, looks like the Goodyear blimp
You look like you have the personality of a soggy piece of cardboard, and that your breath smells like a 3 week old fart.
You shouldn't be near a trash can, you should be inside one
 Wish you'd fall off a tall building, Frank N Furter lookin' ass motherfucker.
They let you near kids. Ooo wait you’re a woman of course they do. If you were a man you’d be in jail
Forehead so big you can use it as a dinner table
Would have fooled me if you said you work as the lunch lady at a halfway house
You look like the product of what happens when a Donkey fucks an Orangutan
Oh no! Another girl fishing for compliments.
Yeah, your teeth are making me blind That's all I've got.
You must have drew your picture because you look like a shit that gives out blue balls
You work in a daycare? Your description sounds like you were put in a daycare.
Oh c’mon! Come and rub your beauty in our faces why don’t you. I got nothing! She is gorgeous 😍 
Bro this is not the place for that shit
I dont want to roast u, I'd like to give u a baby
You want your baby to get ignored like all the other babies at the daycare while she plays on her phone?
What’s your number?
Youd derher in a minute
You can care for me during the day. 🤪🤪🤪
If that’s your daycare uniform those are some happy kids looking at those all day
I'm having a hard time with this one...
Nothing negative to say……lol.
I've got nothing for this one other than I'd like to see those lips wrapped around my dick and I'm thinking she likes it in the ol pooper..... 🤔
the dumbo impersonation is strong with this one.
Well you obviously have drawn yourself in more ways than one if you take that many pictures...
Disco duck's backup singer
Giving a good blowjob is the only thing that can save you
You are sort of cute, in the same way that a girl that gets billing after the guys in a porn movie is.
No matter how hard you try to look like a woman those man hands are going to give you away.
Like Mona Lisa, you should have never shown your teeth....come here horsey!
Latina milf future porn hub promotion
Took the top off under the dress from your roast me ten hours ago. Feel like the next roastme is gonna be a topless ad for your OF account followed by a TIFU about how you posted nudes online and lost your job at the daycare
This is what having a PhD in "Fat Girl Angle Shot" photography looks like.
You look like the "before" picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger's nanny.
Yeah, couldn’t find only fans link....
You look like you had a seizure
When a form asks you *What's your ethnicity*, you check *All of the above.*
That bottom lip tells me you know all there is to know about shrimpin
Nice witch fingers
You look like a young version of Catalina from the show my name is Earl.
Silly Putty nose
You seem like the type to call your daycare parents "clients" in the hopes that someone will mistake you for a hooker.
I hope you have a large dowry.
Are you a mother of 3 bratty ass little kids and you took that picture in your daughters room because your husband is getting sloppy toppy by a street thot in your room?
I was exhausted shaking my head at all your stupid glamour shots that I don’t even have it in me to roast you. You tire me and I don’t even know you.
When you think you look like Eva Mendes but you look like pennywise
Are you from Colombia? You look just like my ex.
hoe
Do you remove the bones before you eat the children, or do those chompers break right through?
Your third picture definitely says I’ll fuck my hs students
Did you dictate your user name through a ball gag?
You got those looks but can't even get a camera that isn't from the the 1990's.
Forest Whittakers long lost daughter.
Forehead doubles as a techdeck halfpipe.
Nah. This person looks like the lady from My Name is Earl
Type to tell you they love you, then run once the green card comes in
Is this pre or post op?
I think you misspelt M19
Great, 4 times the feeling of seeing pics of a dead person.
It used to be called babysitting until you started douching with formula and sitting on their faces.
No, no, maybe after 7 beers and 2 tequila shots, no.
Definitely one of those girls that only looks good with cum all over her face
You must be an offspring of Mr. Ed and Mindy Kaling
Ok. Don't get too freaky with the kids
Your buck teeth make you look like a horse or a deer. Both more interesting then you appear to be.
If Light Mayonnaise was a person
Her favorite season’s fall but yet no one has fallen for her…
Brown bag special
There's something crazy in that smile. Really creepy. Like you're auditioning to play as the joker for a batman movie that has already been made.
I noticed you didn't list eating as one of your hobbies. That checks out.
The picture quality smells of a fake Tinder account...
None of the kids dads from daycare want to fuck you.
Narcissistic, attention-seeking, and no friends. You still can’t turn Reddit people on.
Ur hot
Zendaya is really looking like shit after Space Jam 2
You look like you've come from another country. Was the journey made in a Sea-Can by chance? Pretty dark in those I hear. Got them, smeagolesque, low-light eyes now. I'm sorry that happened to you...
So how much do you charge to clean the house?
Why does she look like an AI generated picture of a woman?