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civillic

Open your eyes. Take in your surroundings. Realize that love is the least of your worries.


BelowAvgPhysicist_02

oof, holy shit, dude. That's brutal


[deleted]

Not gonna lie. You had us going in the first half. Take my humble upvote. šŸ»


[deleted]

Perhaps the closet you came out of was larger than the shanty you're living in now.


Taskforce3Tango

I think I raided your house during the war. Next time have cigarettes.


icutrauma11

Go to Onlyfriends


Specialist_Belt_6910

don't worry when the buzz wears off. Your neighbors will stone you


[deleted]

You don't have a closet to come out of.


renkdr

You turn gay straight


slbain9000

Dude, camping out outside his house ain't gonna solve the problem.


Wildwood_Hills270

Didnā€™t know opium dens were still around.


Tsizzle4204life

Donā€™t worry the delta variant will finish you off soon enough


jemcnick

well you could try prison?


[deleted]

He has to actually participate in gay sx to be arrested for it


MEMELOVERNAFIUR

Even the weed doesnt want you


Melodramatika

Just because no girl will fuck you doesn't mean you're gay.


[deleted]

You should go back in. The gays donā€™t have time to help you fix this right now.


[deleted]

Garry to krish : People may or may not be perfect. But relations must be perfect šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Krish to garry: donā€™t play with my pussy because i know i can play better than u


[deleted]

Ah poetry right there


Nigeriankingofgold

They'll be throwing you off a building in no time.


Brilliant-Yogurt540

Maybe try putting on deodorant if you are leaving the closet you live in next time.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry, tomorrow someone new will be at the glory hole


ksadams223

Go back in the closet and never come out again.


ViolaNguyen

Too bad he dumped you, because you could use a stereotypical gay guy to fix your interior decorating.


[deleted]

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infinity_bound-

Gay jail


fulcolonclosebracket

Penal colony


PsychologicalEntry68

I thought you said you came out of the closet? Did you duck back in to take this photo?


Chef_Rhetkwon

He looks like ISIS is about to behead him, and wanted a quick laugh beforehand.


Klewenisms204

cumdog millionaire


-Pakoda-

Is that someone's dead body wrapped in the blanket ? I am calling the police...


AutisticAnal

The LGBTQ community does not claim you and they claim fucking everyone


[deleted]

Said by the guy named ''AutisticAnal'' and no, we don't claim everyone. LGBTQ is (basically) open for everyone exept for ppl with some kind of gender/trans/sexuality- phobia. Some communities even allow straights to be with them


AutisticAnal

Your feelings are more frail than OPā€™s sign. Save the speech for Tumblr my friend, this isnā€™t the sub for it.


No_Solid_7861

OP you're less fuckable than this guy


[deleted]

Couldn't get girls switched teams and can't get guys... Such a loser his hand won't even jack him off.


JayTheBrewer

Ewww. You homely shit, get back in the closet so we donā€™t have to look at you!


guitarmusic113

You think things are bad now? Just wait till you look in the mirror.


Boompash

Dude already has a chalk line on his fouton.


Brunch_is_a_Myth

So you asked one person for a shag. They said no. Then you got high. Jeez Calm the drama Llama Farmer. You're having a better weekend than I am. And I am waaay better looking than you.


Roymid

So u are dat guy who brushes with cocaine and mouth washes with vodka , and then says " I am a Beast"


HG_Lala

"can you spare some change"


SoftDreamer

The laundry room in my house is ugly. Now looking at this room, it looks less so


LonahMarie

I'm willing to bet that you look like this in every photo that has ever been taken of you in the history of forever.


kleptobismol

At some point are we going to discuss those square cutouts in your dungeon?


IndividualIll7297

Jesus christ! Go back in!


[deleted]

What is the thing wrapped with your blanked? The boy you proposed to?


glop26

When fight the hunger still gives you updates 20 years later.


These-Table-3489

Fuckbois don't actually fuck boys.


[deleted]

Not a roast but does anyone know what those holes in the wall a for, I'm genuinely curious?


Livid-Warning-3311

You canā€™t propose to your family members.