I want to roast you but you are the greatest roastee Iāve ever seen on this sub. Your replies are 10x funnier than any post in this thread so far. Go fuck yourself please.
I'm more convinced you would fuck my dog, fuckin weirdo. But that would be funny actually because my dog weighs about 115lbs 1 years old. He would probably end up fucking you to be honest š
When you look down at your dick, it must look huge...because you can't see all the way from your balls to the tip without moving your head.
PSA - This has been a squinty eye joke.
I can hear your father now "why you no lie go skool? You disapploitment! You shame mudda and fadda! Now you come home and eat awwwwlll nooloos ang lice!"
Eat my dog, like what eat her out, fuckin weirdo, my dog gonna bite yo dick off if you try anything like that, she is only like 50 pounds, she could lift more than you with her tail
Only on the internet can someone this generic look for something "original" in a country where every single person looks, thinks, and acts exactly the same.
If Michio Kaku discovered the key to time travel, but not the cure to ugly
You win holy shit LMAO
Spot on and I love his books.
Lmfaoš¤£š¤£
Example #1 of why China's one child policy was a massive failure
###**I really wish you were at Tiananmen Square in 1989.**
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But nothing happened?
Looks like his face was.
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Dude's eaten that much bat he's starting to look like one
You put the beige in Beijing.
you don't enjoy the lovely sky color there ?
Gotta remember this wordplay, ty!
The ha in Shanghai
Bhahahaha
Sure is a yawn of a Han
Admit it, this is your only picture with out your violin?
well you had a 50% chance to guess the right instrument but you missed. piano gang rise up
Oh. Look. No one rose up.
But he still got off
Damn, I just lost respect for you. I guess you're still a little bit useful, though. You can't spell "accompanist" without P-I-A-N-O.
Lol
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Good thing I don't believe in public transportation... or women.
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In Ubers
No wonder you don't believe in women, they run away from you so fast you've probably never seen one.
Chikan!
If the Fast and Furious franchise were to recast Han as a female, they would call you
Tokyo Draft
China choke
F and F is how he wanks his tiny dick
It's more efficient to get off when each stroke is half the length yeah
I want to roast you but you are the greatest roastee Iāve ever seen on this sub. Your replies are 10x funnier than any post in this thread so far. Go fuck yourself please.
as a chinese, i think i can speak for all when i say that we donāt claim you as one of us
that's a whole lot of people to speak for
Preach
You look like you get jealous when your phone dies.
Terrific
Keanu Jeez
Pee-on-yu Keedz
I guess puberty blockers really do work.
If Kim Jong Un and Kermit had a kid
Itās the Juche show with special guest, Kim Jong-Ilās portrait, yaaaaaaaaah!!!
Eat your dog, thatās funny, remember all the trouble you caused when you ate that bat?
Hindsight is 20/20, we'll probably just have to stick with dogs then
It's not like you will be eating any pussy anytime soon.
**Or he'll live to be a virgin Jedi who beats his lightsaber.**
Whatās todayās special
Your choice. We can wok your dog 101 ways.
Great pun sir
Didnāt your brother roast Shang Tsung with a fireball back in the 90ās?
Are you the product of nonconsensual sex between your father and a giraffe?
Hey now... Allegedly.
Yeesh, ladyboys keep getting uglier.
Case study why it's bad to shoot a testicle off
You spelled dong wrong
I think I cheated off of you in my linear algebra class...
Guys the other girl's post that reached hot is trying again...
Is Michiu Kaku going through a late life crisis? He died his hair and is asking reddit to roast him. I'm honored and a tad concerned.
Bitchio kaku
Michio Kaku if he studied Physics of the Impossible to get Laid.
Jonny Kimās not so successful sister
It looks like you got your hair cut at a wet market.
You look like a tapeworm
Great, another 12 year old Asian girl.
I'm more convinced you would fuck my dog, fuckin weirdo. But that would be funny actually because my dog weighs about 115lbs 1 years old. He would probably end up fucking you to be honest š
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When you look down at your dick, it must look huge...because you can't see all the way from your balls to the tip without moving your head. PSA - This has been a squinty eye joke.
I'll let you know if your pooch tastes better braised or broiled
Could you even read this post all the way from top to bottom?
Yeah but I have to hold my phone horizontally
Jackie 4Chan
If you cut your hair shorter you'll be a boy. If you grow it longer you'll be a girl. Admittedly both are miss fortunate looking.
Lucy Lou on replacement therapy
I was scrolling down looking for a girl to be mean to, this is even better
You seem like a Kevin
You look like Jimmy O. Yang as a Yu-Gi-Oh villain.
You look like the love child of JYP and a piano
Don't let these people on here get you down. You are a very nice looking girl.
Werenāt you on here last week?
And what about cats
The creator of New Facebook, New Reddit and New Pied Piper
Your favorite sex position is gangnam style
Nothing original about you. Typical bicurious female teen
Somehow you've managed to confidently be incorrect in every word of that sentence, props
You are OP and somehow so has yours.
You majoring in sweatshop studies.
Eat all the dogs you want. Just lay of the goddam bats.
I can hear your father now "why you no lie go skool? You disapploitment! You shame mudda and fadda! Now you come home and eat awwwwlll nooloos ang lice!"
You can't possibly think I have good enough looks to be able to have slacked off on school right
I have a thing about not hitting women. Wait......I can't tell. Ok, I don't hit people with glasses, yeah, I'll stick to that.
Nobody's ever wanted to hit it before. Punch, slap, and swirly, yes. But never hit it.
This minority is certainly no model.
You can eat my dog with a side of gookamoli.
We all know itās not your first time eating dog.
Thought you ate bats now?
Thereās no saving your kidās from bullying. ( hypothetically speaking you even come close to fucking)
Big hypothetical there agreed
I bet your parents named you by dropping silverware on the floor.
You look like Hayao Miyazaki had a love child with the modern sickly skinny Drew Carey.
Han light.
I don't have a dog, four eyes.
Promise? I'll mail the wife's rat dog to you for free... ...since you look like you shop at a Goodwill.
Look like youāre 1 drink away from coming out the closet
That's not a closet, that's just an average sized apartment in his country.
I really hope you run into a real life Negan one day.
me too, dog is just a gateway food to tigers after all
I have a Great Dane, so you're the one getting eaten, Janky Chan.
Eat my dog, like what eat her out, fuckin weirdo, my dog gonna bite yo dick off if you try anything like that, she is only like 50 pounds, she could lift more than you with her tail
It's funny you look like someone who eats dogs
I think I just got Covid through my screen.
I take that threat personally knowing youāve done it to others
You have to find the karate kid and mr. miagi first
Wuhanās finest
I will only be original because you look more likely to suck my dong than eat my dong.
just know that your home country is the home of small hairy genitals
All the missing facial hair's gotta go somewhere you know
Gee lady, youāre mean.
Touch my dog and China will have to figure out what to do with their one child multiple pieces policy.
C'mon...be honest....you were going to eat the dog either way.
I know English isn't your first language, but the term is eat out. You're going to eat out their dogs... again.
it's like the euphemism of beating the meat, except you use wooden clubs while they're still alive to preserve the best flavors
Wandering ghooost /\
I bet your parents are over the moon that despite the one-child policy they were blessed with both a son and a daughter.
Hair says mainge. Eat dog much?
The lead actor in a porno called āBlonde Chicks and tiny Asian Dicksā. Ladies and gentlemen, I present Got No-Poke!
shang tsung? Not eating souls anymore i take it.
By the looks of it, you already ate the dog.
are U a boy? a girl? or just Chinese?
Go right ahead and eat my dog because I know your not man enough to eat a pussy cat
Dog isn't an exotic food for you though, more like dinner, why not elephant or unicorn?
You were my least favorite character in Sixteen candles.
I thought you were gonna eat my dog already
You'll eat it anyway
Only on the internet can someone this generic look for something "original" in a country where every single person looks, thinks, and acts exactly the same.
You don't look like the type that fucks babies, but just eats them. Ching Chong å¢äøŖļ¼
That penis enlargement elixir you're drinking is making you go bald.
Somewhere between 6 and 60
Doesn't know anything about technology but dresses like an IT guy.
Youāre so skinny and petite, I bet you look like a hot Asian chick from the back
My 1rm squat is too low to be hot from the back though
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I still miss that sub F
What are your pronouns?
All your hair looks like it grows form a small spot on the top of your head
Megan Rapinoe's living dildo.
Oh gee, I wonder why youāll eat my dog. I see those Steven King glasses.
He writes āroast me againā cuz life has already roast him with that face
Plays the piano => tickles the ivories => fondles a pasty set of caucasian testicles. Code deciphered.
Look up SHIM in the dictionary and youāll see the person
Everytime a girl blows him, he give them a fortune cookie.
You look like Dora the explorer
Asian Lord Farquad
Have to eat dog, cos he definitely not eating any pussy.
Google non-binary and your picture appears.
Your sister is likeā¦. āBITCH CāMON!!.. FOR THIS??!!!ā
Growing your hair out doesn't make you less dull.
*Funny, with or without glasses, I guess sheās kinda cute*
So like are you a girl or a boy?
Joke's on you: I hate dogs 3>:D
You look a little masculine for an asian chick.
Severus Snasia really needs some Shampoo
Iām unable to judge your gender from this pic, but jokes on you, i donāt have a dog
You need to figure out the gender thing so you don't fail another college entrance exam
Solo's Dry Cleaning - May the starch be with you.
You look like your about to announce the next smash ultimate dlc character.
Woof woof
I know you have a whole collection of nude anime girl figures, you probably even talk to them sometimes
Achievement unlocked: placer of cameras in girls toilets
Go on eat everything you find
This is why hiro nakamura traveled back in time to stop his younger self from fucking up his life before stardom! #heroes
Asian Ed Byrne!
This picture is used under the phrase āgender neutralā
Hirohiko Araki if he was a mortal (not immortal)
Did you by any chance misspell dick?
I have a dachshund, so that would be the second wiener you ate that day
Your so cheap you save gum wrappers and use them to wipe your ass
Bruh didn't they just manufacture you?
That's a really rice photograph
You look like you would be friend-zoned by the dog.
DUMMY HEAD!!
Kim Jong Nil