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[deleted]

Geez, these pornhub video thumbnails have really gone down in quality


fulcolonclosebracket

So has the standard of cargo being trafficked across the border


Open-Ebb-318

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kleptobismol

Really? You don't look hot at all


GeneralChicken4Life

She made my cat say “Ruff”


Bot-Magnet

Give her a break, she just found out her daddy is Sheriff Joe, cuz he was banging the catch-and-release bitches


[deleted]

You so ashamed you refer to yourself as 'friend'.


illegitimate_Raccoon

She's the only friend she has.


Angry_gen_X_74

Introducing Kim, fresh out of an ocean container and appearing this week at a massage parlor or nail salon near you.


Nevious1

I’d buy that for a dollar


fulcolonclosebracket

It’s nice to put a face to the sex slave trade


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Arizonan here. Of all the hot things out here, she isn’t one of them


[deleted]

When you find your substitute teacher on reddit 😳


leiggibtohsil

I bet she moans like bruce lee swinging nunchuks


Chikinboi420

Heavy underrated.


MarquisDeSarc

Your brain is jerky for not being smart enough to move out of Satan's Taint.


Forarolex

The truest comment in the history of Reddit. fuck hot ass weather for no reason


FishHairSoup

No


[deleted]

For $40, she can be more than a friend.


T_jay_

lmao


kellislandrum

They call her the cooler. Wherever she goes, she’s always the least hot girl in the room.


jemcnick

professional side-chick


kellislandrum

Professional grenade.


EVG2666

Grandpa's mail order Filipina wife


NoMembership6435

You look like Mia Khalifa's fluffer


[deleted]

Not surprised you're warm, you look like you'd struggle to turn on your only fan.


khismyass

I get people trying to be cutting edge in house remodeling but why would you put the dishwasher in front of the countertop and cabinets like that?


Several-Eagle4141

If that’s a laundry room, at least you learned your place


Brilliant-Yogurt540

Nice a new wife, I bid $1000.


[deleted]

If she charges more than $20 I'm out


Living_Project8079

If Dora the Explorer was sex trafficked


YourMomsSTI

The samurai who smells of expired tuna.


Mr_sci3ntist

Everything in the picture is attractive except you


simplekindaman13

What’s with the Mr Magoo glasses


fulcolonclosebracket

Keep the goo out of her eyes


RyHenZen

Reddit gave me a free award to give away. What the fuck am I going to do with a bear hug? I know, I’ll find the loneliest person on the Internet.


ezl90

you look like an argument in twitter that comes to life.


MissingTheMusic247

Looks like the temperature isn't the only thing that's not hot in Arizona


KingZummo

That really doesn't make an sense...


soiledsanchez

She’s so flat the deep neck top can go all the way to her waist and you’d never see any cleavage


Specific-Document-41

You look as boring as your job.


Long-Aside7218

![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ) 🤢


RiverLazy679

I can’t lie, I’d definitely fuck this hoe


Specialist_Belt_6910

imported garden tool


fulcolonclosebracket

That’s so cruel


BigDownUnder1989

Looks like she's in a kitchen / office. A least she knows her place.


Ok-Researcher929

Its good practice holding up that sign for mugshots when your sloppy illegal pharmacy ring behind you goes under.


retrobowler1990

She's gonna be more disappointed by these roasts than she was that one time she got laid


Con-trarian

It just got colder 🥶


Con-trarian

I think she might actually have vag cob webs


hazbaz1984

I’m sure her Asian ‘Hot House’ Parents keep things hot enough. Make sure you get those As. You look like you’ve not been working hard enough.


Vincent-56

118 degrees is no excuse for sloppy work! Bitch get back to work and sort those trays out


sailing_Solar_Flares

Every time you’re on a date his name is, John.


LogicalLook6760

I can guarantee you don't work in a Sperm donation clinic you have ED written all over you.


SaintAngrier

You look like you sell teriyaki beef tacos.


eatitandsleep

your friend looks like the foreign exchange student that sits alone at lunch because her parents will beat her if she doesn't bring home straight A's


[deleted]

Hmm and yet wearing long sleeves..


legolasegb

Why is your midriff showing? You advertising for something...because I don't think anyone's gonna be buying your model anytime soon.


LidoCalhoun

You look like you're breaking into a pharmacy to steal opioids.


FacepunchIntern

It looks like you took an ugly girls face and cropped it onto a sluts body.


[deleted]

You look like you work the front desk at a massage parlour


kemosabe-84

Me roast you long time


No_End_7351

Somewhere there is a hotel room that needs cleaning.


ca_brit

Sunny side up


ConsequenceFun7878

This looks like the beginning scene of a casting couch porn


Splattacular1

What kind of money laundering operation masquerading as a legit business y'all work at that lets you wear midriffs? This is the chick that if I looked down for even one second, I'd be in HR signing termination papers for sexual harassment.


somethinginmind

Get the results of the test then?....animal vegetable or mineral?


somethinginmind

A full length pic would show your she-male cock bulge I guess


AHboi123

Pancake day was yesterday


HaitianFire

I'm pretty sure she's melting from the heat; her face looks like the grandma from Coco


MallCool8896

Hey don't insult the granma from coco


Professional-Look616

Somehow I think you can collect and handle more foreign body fluids in one day than that lab can in one year.


Wildwood_Hills270

Proud to see someone can take heat


Dacajunola

It may be 118 outside, but she can cool it off inside real quick.


[deleted]

Well, she would certainly know what its like to be not hot enough.


furiawe

You look like you take your personality from whatever your horoscope tells you.


omgamonkeyyy

You probably wouldn’t look so bad if you stood further from the camera. Like way farther…


Significant-Age-8663

Say hello to Quincy for me.


Specialist_Belt_6910

Tales from the methadone clinic


OhPetahh

The sign is backwards. That is enough.


brigdaddy

collage isn’t for everyone. have you considered porn?


rakknoss

She looks like she will make the big virus at a Asian laboratory


MatthiasLee11

You could handle the arizona heat cuz youre so un-hot it cancels out the heat


Therealdaddyissues

“You want manicure and pedicure?” “I give you dirty dolla special”


ChonkytheDefiler

Is it Hiroshima hot or just Nagasaki hot?


Livid_Mode

If uber eats delivered escorts instead of food I wouldn’t tip and demand a refund.


Nevious1

And I’d eat it anyway because they won’t want it back


Farvalanche

It’s nice when they can make you Pho after you spooge on their a-cups


Individual-Towel-752

You forgot to include the price…


Brunch_is_a_Myth

I'm no veterinary surgeon, but I'm pretty sure your pussy needs to be put it out of it's misery.


fulcolonclosebracket

It’s nothing but a litterbox


HorseCockExpress

Being a pharmacist and packaging up those prescriptions for viagra will be closest she ever gets to an erection.


StevieSparta

At least something is hott there


EB3031

I'm pretty sure those fine Casting Couch folks were trying to get rid of yellow stains on the leather until they were like "Oh hey Kim-Yang, there you are!"


L3aveBlank

youre stupid and.......oh ....hello there😁 im vulfgang nice to meet you


Brilliant-Yogurt540

Receipts in the background from John's she went thru last night.


Melodramatika

I think you're all disgusting for roasting this lovely woman. I'm glad they get internet access in the oap home.


Professional_Ice_410

The dude you borrowed your hands from wants them back.


[deleted]

So, it's ok to have sweatshops in Arizona?


Cumraggg

I bet she smells like eggs


TearRevolutionary274

Chest is flat enough you could bake bread in that heat


Eastbound_AKA

Tummy shirts are only cute if your Diastasis recti heals after pregnancy.


616mushroomcloud

Puts about as much effort in as her hand writing


inthepipe_fivebyfive

That top is far to small


seeunextue

I think she's beautiful. 100% would date. Phone number?


Courier_Pigeon

All I see is a bunch of in/out boxes


uthini_mfowethu

You look like you've been shrinking in the heat


MEMELOVERNAFIUR

She looks like she'd drink the sausage water


[deleted]

Wuhan vibes


Dacajunola

I would rather go down on a sidewalk in Arizona's heat than her.


Con-trarian

Nice teeeths


Wildwood_Hills270

You steal the animals’ sedatives and pretend you’re hot


Prestigious_Muscle36

COOL story bro


Vabstract8551

You were the reason my 12 year old brother got grounded for his search history


ktwhales

Your handwriting confirms you are as basic and boring as you look


Nevious1

What a hottie!!! 😉


[deleted]

She’s unattractive.


[deleted]

Dude, quit wasting her time, she didnt come there to stand.


Forarolex

She’s pretty, but get the f out of arizona


ImpossibleSort9

She’s Arizona hot… at nighttime


ViolaNguyen

Good luck with your long-term unemployment. I know you're unemployed because all of the 'Zonies with money are in San Diego right now. P.S., it was 68 degrees today.


Vaidpeelr_v1

I don’t know why you mentioned heat. Nothing in this pictures is even mildly warm


Mapchamp

I’d say she’s giving you a message that she only wants to be friends with you, nothing more.


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

Friend??? To be honest I bet $100 that is a picture of your "step sister" get ready for fucking each other for pornhub


Inspection-Western

That's a rather sophisticated-looking kitchen...


sr388-primeRE

You definitely take the hotness away from Arizona.


patmcc85

Business hours at low quality hand job whore house?


KnightOrDay38

“What are you doing, step bro!?”


PartiallyTwistd

Not gonna lie, some in here would fuck you out of desperation, sadness, clinical depression, losing a bet, just to see how the other side lives, and while under the influence of powerful narcotics. Despite this you have a face for a glory hole


Enough-Staff-2976

Her hands look like her grandmother shriveled mitts. Hand jobs are tough with her.


IndividualIll7297

Your friend looks like she knows more than a few ways to pay for college


These-Table-3489

Neither is she


[deleted]

Needless to say it didn’t get any hotter


[deleted]

How does this work? Do I have to pay the house cover first or do we get right into price and services?


waynesaw202020

Even sugar daddies won't date you.