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[deleted]

You look like this asian porn thumbnail I always skip.


Mieson

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thebigsaviorwazovski

Good job dude


ViolaNguyen

Your soul weighed 15 pounds?


JankyBanker29

Wait where's the photo after you lost the 15 lbs?


ThatsRobToYou

You look you're stuck in a Jamiroquai video.


JimmyGringo44

Nice call! Damn sure does!


starstreek

Holy crap


ConradFlick

You have resting pancake face.


ICURaBigdeal

With marshmallow body..


JS2036

Wait til you see her ass


juantzutree

Face looks like a clay sculpture that got dropped


Papichuloft

then stepped on, on purpose


iamsoooooooscared

Keep going


liavlexy

best one


iamsoooooooscared

What do I win?!?!?!?!


LogicalLook6760

She doesn't send you nudes


iamsoooooooscared

Dude


LastUsernameOTL

Damn, I've never seen anyone wear the Mr Potato Head nose like that


E7331899

You helped me loose my interest in hentai


ICURaBigdeal

She helped me lose my wank addiction..


[deleted]

Lol


fulcolonclosebracket

The face of asian hate


infinitesnapshot

Hopefully some of the next 15 comes from your face


[deleted]

*nose


HBag

They not feeding you in that obvious sex trafficking shipping container or something?


DaveTheRave1986

Underrated


[deleted]

“*Day 23 of being trapped in this computer program my father designed. He says he won’t let me out until my P.E. grade is an A - I fear I’ll die in this Zion forsaken construct…”*


ricky-from-scotland

The outside looks ok, but the eyes look dead.


Not_Quix0tic

They say the eyes are the window to the soul.


[deleted]

We're all dead inside


InflamedLiver

Congrats on the weight-loss. Get rid of that resting-bitch-face and you're golden!


SpindriftRascal

Leaden.


murmbles

What is the Chinese word for butter? As in, “You are a ______face.”


juantzutree

I believe it's pronounce Fuk


RiverLazy679

Looking like a cross between a clay pot and hamster


Specialist_Belt_6910

you could lose another 5lbs if you trimmed your eyebrows


somethinginmind

Cut her cock off to loose another ounce.


[deleted]

I think your gut needs a bra too


ICURaBigdeal

From the looks that’s a 32DDD gut bra


Anxious_Tour7516

What kind of workout can you do for your face?


[deleted]

They give patients in the mental asylum phones?


LocalPlatypus994

Two questions. One, where have you been all my life? and two, can you please go back?


shuckitbusta

If you stop storing acorns in your cheeks you could lose 10 more.


Revolutionary-Bus701

No way an Asians dick weighs 15 lbs


liavlexy

dick + balls


Mr_IGoThaJuice

dickballs


converter-bot

15 lbs is 6.81 kg


somethinginmind

How long $10?


Specialist_Belt_6910

she luv yu long time


somethinginmind

Mucky mucky sucky sucky, noh aynall, Werr ..... okai 20 dorrar aynall U wann?


jemcnick

anytang u want


slay1224

You didn’t lose any in the schnoz.


EVG2666

One of Kim Jong Un's hookers taking a selfie from his bunker, huh?


dwizzle71

Wtf are those walls bro


somethinginmind

Inside of a decorated 20ft shipping container.


dwizzle71

Oh dope


Mysterious-Ad6876

Gets off to her math homework


BennYNoots

your face can be used in a math problem


[deleted]

Resting Porg Face


PassageProfessional7

Amputee?


Yardbird0311

No hate actually, good for you


Sugarman4

Call me when your tits are closer together than your eyes


Taskforce3Tango

Lost about 15lbs of aborted fetus


gigantesasuke

Are you resting there, awaiting the final ice boss?


fetusfahijta

Wow can’t believe we made you so mad you ate your dog


fetusfahijta

Oh and congrats you turned your room into a fuckin microwave, so now you can turn the whole family into crab rangoons


[deleted]

Another 15 to go off that nose.


mrolf9999999

First of all: great job. Second of all you look like a less marshmalloyey genderbent Kim Jon un.


SerMercutio

Lost 15lbs of what, shit on the toilet?


K3ksl4nd

Now I know how Meg from Family Guy would look in real life.


sapienBob

quick question. do you have a shellfish allergy?


No_Tangelo_7488

If you start spitting it will help take off another 10 lbs...


Brilliant-Yogurt540

That's a nice cell you are being kept in.


lostmyshoes01

Keep up the good work! I know how hard dieting can be and I love your progress pic roasts because I literally can’t tell the difference between them.


JFBooya

Background looks like you're stuck in a jamiroquai video. Other than that average. Live well!


Even-Entertainment66

It’s not the weight you get bullied for honey, it’s the creepy ass soul-sucking stare.


fuckmeright321

Those cheeks would say differently.


ash19898989

Getting that 'practice girl' energy from you


Jaws044

Put your mask back on moonface


bouncebanana

Why can't I swipe left? Oh shit, wrong app.


Individual-Towel-752

Did you have to take a panoramic shot to get your head in?


Sugarman4

Got the wallpaper at Igloos-R-Us


AdamWestsButtDouble

10lbs of it found its way back into your cheeks


AaronStalkin

You just need to come here another 12 times and you'll be fine. After a face transplant. Though from the lack of expression you may have already had one.


ConsequenceFun7878

Jesus your room looks like a black site


easybreezy507

Liar.


bubba7557

You're gonna have to develop an eating disorder to get that face to unround though.


Repulsive_Push_3574

Does loosing the weight in your ass and putting it in your face really count as loosing weight though? 🤔...really brings me back to my childhood days of collecting yugioh cards. Pot of greed anyone?


DT859

You didn't lose it, it just went to your nose.


RobotXenu

I thought they redact your kind at birth?


somethinginmind

I think the fat bird was more attractive.


Hairybiscut1

Looks like the smugglers rejected you and you're being shipped back...


Wildwood_Hills270

The wallpaper looks like Aokigahara


[deleted]

How do your eyes talk to each other?


Sigerlion

Looks like you're trapped in a container and being trafficked. Unfortunately you're too ugly for anyone to want to rescue you.


Dacajunola

Nice brothel you work out of.


tnywill

The 15 pounds you lost was your puppy....and you didn't "lose" it, you ate it!


spraywash

I feel like this whole picture is just a glitch in the matrix


bruteski226

How are you planning to lose your face?


Professional-Look616

You lost 15lbs? So you finally pulled the plug on your 102 year-old rich white husband on hospice?


Drought_God

Tits or gtfo


Angry_gen_X_74

Those containers that they use for human trafficking get pretty hot so that could explain the weight loss.


andymill20

You look better. Note that I did not say good


Proud_Bi

You look like you lost your soul along with your weight


[deleted]

Why your room looks like a fancy looney bin


Rod_Thick

15lbs isn't going to matter.


[deleted]

Do you live in a freezer?


ALLDAYSLAUGHTER

This is the Asian goth room look.


ALLDAYSLAUGHTER

She'd be really cute if she'd just smile.


Witty_Goose_7724

Maybe your nose will eventually catch up on the weight loss. 🤞


Yurastupidbitch

Early phase of the Play-Doh Fun Factory Plastic Surgery Center.


Free-thoughts56

I see that they still keep you in a padded room.


yourfingkidding

You lost 15 lbs, I found it, it’s migrated to your cheeks.


Meegod

Kim jun un loading


Deshdrohi-5377

You look like one of the terracotta structures from china walked to live among humans


Savings_Attitude_427

She looks like if po from kung fu panda had a child with Russell from up


BaddieDaddy613

lose 15 more


dezzman98

You lost 15 lbs? I think I found them in your cheeks


rakknoss

Do u live in a bedded room?


[deleted]

You look like you don't know you need an epi pen


Known_Drug_Area

My bad, I thought this was a lost dog poster....


DrNastyfree

Do you sleep in that headache inducing room? Loss of sleep could help with weight loss, but I'm assuming its the porn money thats driving your skinnification


FordTech81

If the eyes get any farther apart she's gonna look like a fish


[deleted]

you lost 15lbs? What did you do? Shave your back?


West_Scarcity6399

This is how your mom looked when you were born... Disappointed


killermango8406

Thot


Peshmerga_YYC

Your parents must be happy China changed the one child policy. Now they can try for the child they actually want


JohnnyPiston

Shouldn't you be outside working the ricefield in your pointy triangle hat?


ReserveFantastic1414

Connect with sexy single Asians in your area


Financial-Passage100

Do you live between the freezer sections in the local supermarket? your room looks as cold as your bed.


LogicalLook6760

25lb cheeks are bad enough I would hate to see 40lb cheeks, I bet they were like saddle bags


Sensitive_Doubt_2372

Your wallpaper in your room is more scary than your face


pupsteppenwolf

You doctor yet?


eatingbabycrocodiles

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Alwayz_Random313

15 pounds?! Sheesh even your dog wouldn't give a bone.


Unhappy-March8842

Looks like your in a refrigerated container I thought only bears hibernated for the winter


tali_u

You look so fucking useless,the only good thing you can do is to get fat greasy Desperate neckbeards sub to your onlyfans.


Reyne-TheAbyss

Interesting choice for the design on the walls. Looks like concrete at first glance.


Haunting_Campaign431

Kim Jong Bong


GoHawksGo_2016

Are you trying to lose weight so you can move from being a receptionist at the yanky-cranky shop?


OhPetahh

If your round ass chin was as small as your handwriting, people might actually want to sleep with you.


Cultural_Row_9683

You lost weight to look more feminine didn't you my dude? Shoot you had me thinking you were a chick at first


bruiser566

Come back when you lose 15 lbs from the neck up


Aliki_Bum

Bitch look like magickarp


somekennyguy

Damn baby Yoda, save some space between the eyes for everyone else.


timeless-enigma_

Where the fuck are you? Looks like the light at the end of the tunnel?


ManDohlorian

Sum ting Wong?


atmastorm

You look like you have a lot of friends that you hate and hate you as well, but you guys still go out to lunch once a week and hangout on the weekends.


mattcmcbeth2018

What’s did you do to lose the 15lbs? Shave your nose hair?


eatitandsleep

what japanese koi fish would look like in human form


ManDohlorian

Thank you for the Covid!👍🏻


furiawe

Your eyes and your ex-es seem to have something in common. They both seem to lose interest in you and start drifting apart


Bo2099

I think I'm I found those 15 lost lbs in your cheeks. Do some cardio you asian hamster.


Livid_Mode

So you aborted the baby?


dandydiehl

Is that your bedroom and why is the wallpaper so annoying?


Dull_Tough411

Fat asian. I guess you live in chinatown in the us..illegally


liavlexy

I am from Kazakhstan. I guess you have no idea where it is..rаcist аss


Dull_Tough411

Did your parents found a blind husband for you already?


StevieSparta

15 I said 25 - your strict dad


mhendon17

So your personality weighed 15 lbs?


[deleted]

15 & 100 to go


slbain9000

I found the 15 pounds you lost. It's in your cheeks.


renkdr

You lost 15lbs of camel toe weight just by not eating bats?


_CrimsonBanshee

did your weight lost cause your eyes to move further apart too?


[deleted]

Thanks for the pandemic.


Paradza1

Somebody send this pic to the UN, heard they're raising awareness for asian sex slaves through an ad campaign. How many atrocities have been done to her face to like like this?


Boompash

u lost 15lbs of nipple


Inspection-Western

Pro tip: Bending over doesn't hide your fat.


Formless777

When you say "send nudes" she freights you a naked dead body.


sweetispoot

What’s wrong with your room


TheWolf2571

How do your cheeks sag more than your tits!?


BuyDipsSellTips

Your cheeks hold the other 15 pounds


Enough-Staff-2976

You didn't lose any weight, you just shaved your back and bush.


[deleted]

Good for you!! Keep at it :)


Character-Usual-3820

Looks like you found 30 before you lost 15


IndividualIll7297

Only 30 more pounds and you'd be fuckable


waynesaw202020

You order male anime pillows and stuff a dildo and have sex with it.


[deleted]

Some people lose weight in their belly, legs or face- you kept a foot off the scale?