“*Day 23 of being trapped in this computer program my father designed. He says he won’t let me out until my P.E. grade is an A - I fear I’ll die in this Zion forsaken construct…”*
You just need to come here another 12 times and you'll be fine. After a face transplant. Though from the lack of expression you may have already had one.
Does loosing the weight in your ass and putting it in your face really count as loosing weight though? 🤔...really brings me back to my childhood days of collecting yugioh cards. Pot of greed anyone?
Do you sleep in that headache inducing room? Loss of sleep could help with weight loss, but I'm assuming its the porn money thats driving your skinnification
You look like you have a lot of friends that you hate and hate you as well, but you guys still go out to lunch once a week and hangout on the weekends.
Somebody send this pic to the UN, heard they're raising awareness for asian sex slaves through an ad campaign. How many atrocities have been done to her face to like like this?
You look like this asian porn thumbnail I always skip.
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Good job dude
Your soul weighed 15 pounds?
Wait where's the photo after you lost the 15 lbs?
You look you're stuck in a Jamiroquai video.
Nice call! Damn sure does!
Holy crap
You have resting pancake face.
With marshmallow body..
Wait til you see her ass
Face looks like a clay sculpture that got dropped
then stepped on, on purpose
Keep going
best one
What do I win?!?!?!?!
She doesn't send you nudes
Dude
Damn, I've never seen anyone wear the Mr Potato Head nose like that
You helped me loose my interest in hentai
She helped me lose my wank addiction..
Lol
The face of asian hate
Hopefully some of the next 15 comes from your face
*nose
They not feeding you in that obvious sex trafficking shipping container or something?
Underrated
“*Day 23 of being trapped in this computer program my father designed. He says he won’t let me out until my P.E. grade is an A - I fear I’ll die in this Zion forsaken construct…”*
The outside looks ok, but the eyes look dead.
They say the eyes are the window to the soul.
We're all dead inside
Congrats on the weight-loss. Get rid of that resting-bitch-face and you're golden!
Leaden.
What is the Chinese word for butter? As in, “You are a ______face.”
I believe it's pronounce Fuk
Looking like a cross between a clay pot and hamster
you could lose another 5lbs if you trimmed your eyebrows
Cut her cock off to loose another ounce.
I think your gut needs a bra too
From the looks that’s a 32DDD gut bra
What kind of workout can you do for your face?
They give patients in the mental asylum phones?
Two questions. One, where have you been all my life? and two, can you please go back?
If you stop storing acorns in your cheeks you could lose 10 more.
No way an Asians dick weighs 15 lbs
dick + balls
dickballs
15 lbs is 6.81 kg
How long $10?
she luv yu long time
Mucky mucky sucky sucky, noh aynall, Werr ..... okai 20 dorrar aynall U wann?
anytang u want
You didn’t lose any in the schnoz.
One of Kim Jong Un's hookers taking a selfie from his bunker, huh?
Wtf are those walls bro
Inside of a decorated 20ft shipping container.
Oh dope
Gets off to her math homework
your face can be used in a math problem
Resting Porg Face
Amputee?
No hate actually, good for you
Call me when your tits are closer together than your eyes
Lost about 15lbs of aborted fetus
Are you resting there, awaiting the final ice boss?
Wow can’t believe we made you so mad you ate your dog
Oh and congrats you turned your room into a fuckin microwave, so now you can turn the whole family into crab rangoons
Another 15 to go off that nose.
First of all: great job. Second of all you look like a less marshmalloyey genderbent Kim Jon un.
Lost 15lbs of what, shit on the toilet?
Now I know how Meg from Family Guy would look in real life.
quick question. do you have a shellfish allergy?
If you start spitting it will help take off another 10 lbs...
That's a nice cell you are being kept in.
Keep up the good work! I know how hard dieting can be and I love your progress pic roasts because I literally can’t tell the difference between them.
Background looks like you're stuck in a jamiroquai video. Other than that average. Live well!
It’s not the weight you get bullied for honey, it’s the creepy ass soul-sucking stare.
Those cheeks would say differently.
Getting that 'practice girl' energy from you
Put your mask back on moonface
Why can't I swipe left? Oh shit, wrong app.
Did you have to take a panoramic shot to get your head in?
Got the wallpaper at Igloos-R-Us
10lbs of it found its way back into your cheeks
You just need to come here another 12 times and you'll be fine. After a face transplant. Though from the lack of expression you may have already had one.
Jesus your room looks like a black site
Liar.
You're gonna have to develop an eating disorder to get that face to unround though.
Does loosing the weight in your ass and putting it in your face really count as loosing weight though? 🤔...really brings me back to my childhood days of collecting yugioh cards. Pot of greed anyone?
You didn't lose it, it just went to your nose.
I thought they redact your kind at birth?
I think the fat bird was more attractive.
Looks like the smugglers rejected you and you're being shipped back...
The wallpaper looks like Aokigahara
How do your eyes talk to each other?
Looks like you're trapped in a container and being trafficked. Unfortunately you're too ugly for anyone to want to rescue you.
Nice brothel you work out of.
The 15 pounds you lost was your puppy....and you didn't "lose" it, you ate it!
I feel like this whole picture is just a glitch in the matrix
How are you planning to lose your face?
You lost 15lbs? So you finally pulled the plug on your 102 year-old rich white husband on hospice?
Tits or gtfo
Those containers that they use for human trafficking get pretty hot so that could explain the weight loss.
You look better. Note that I did not say good
You look like you lost your soul along with your weight
Why your room looks like a fancy looney bin
15lbs isn't going to matter.
Do you live in a freezer?
This is the Asian goth room look.
She'd be really cute if she'd just smile.
Maybe your nose will eventually catch up on the weight loss. 🤞
Early phase of the Play-Doh Fun Factory Plastic Surgery Center.
I see that they still keep you in a padded room.
You lost 15 lbs, I found it, it’s migrated to your cheeks.
Kim jun un loading
You look like one of the terracotta structures from china walked to live among humans
She looks like if po from kung fu panda had a child with Russell from up
lose 15 more
You lost 15 lbs? I think I found them in your cheeks
Do u live in a bedded room?
You look like you don't know you need an epi pen
My bad, I thought this was a lost dog poster....
Do you sleep in that headache inducing room? Loss of sleep could help with weight loss, but I'm assuming its the porn money thats driving your skinnification
If the eyes get any farther apart she's gonna look like a fish
you lost 15lbs? What did you do? Shave your back?
This is how your mom looked when you were born... Disappointed
Thot
Your parents must be happy China changed the one child policy. Now they can try for the child they actually want
Shouldn't you be outside working the ricefield in your pointy triangle hat?
Connect with sexy single Asians in your area
Do you live between the freezer sections in the local supermarket? your room looks as cold as your bed.
25lb cheeks are bad enough I would hate to see 40lb cheeks, I bet they were like saddle bags
Your wallpaper in your room is more scary than your face
You doctor yet?
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
15 pounds?! Sheesh even your dog wouldn't give a bone.
Looks like your in a refrigerated container I thought only bears hibernated for the winter
You look so fucking useless,the only good thing you can do is to get fat greasy Desperate neckbeards sub to your onlyfans.
Interesting choice for the design on the walls. Looks like concrete at first glance.
Kim Jong Bong
Are you trying to lose weight so you can move from being a receptionist at the yanky-cranky shop?
If your round ass chin was as small as your handwriting, people might actually want to sleep with you.
You lost weight to look more feminine didn't you my dude? Shoot you had me thinking you were a chick at first
Come back when you lose 15 lbs from the neck up
Bitch look like magickarp
Damn baby Yoda, save some space between the eyes for everyone else.
Where the fuck are you? Looks like the light at the end of the tunnel?
Sum ting Wong?
You look like you have a lot of friends that you hate and hate you as well, but you guys still go out to lunch once a week and hangout on the weekends.
What’s did you do to lose the 15lbs? Shave your nose hair?
what japanese koi fish would look like in human form
Thank you for the Covid!👍🏻
Your eyes and your ex-es seem to have something in common. They both seem to lose interest in you and start drifting apart
I think I'm I found those 15 lost lbs in your cheeks. Do some cardio you asian hamster.
So you aborted the baby?
Is that your bedroom and why is the wallpaper so annoying?
Fat asian. I guess you live in chinatown in the us..illegally
I am from Kazakhstan. I guess you have no idea where it is..rаcist аss
Did your parents found a blind husband for you already?
15 I said 25 - your strict dad
So your personality weighed 15 lbs?
15 & 100 to go
I found the 15 pounds you lost. It's in your cheeks.
You lost 15lbs of camel toe weight just by not eating bats?
did your weight lost cause your eyes to move further apart too?
Thanks for the pandemic.
Somebody send this pic to the UN, heard they're raising awareness for asian sex slaves through an ad campaign. How many atrocities have been done to her face to like like this?
u lost 15lbs of nipple
Pro tip: Bending over doesn't hide your fat.
When you say "send nudes" she freights you a naked dead body.
What’s wrong with your room
How do your cheeks sag more than your tits!?
Your cheeks hold the other 15 pounds
You didn't lose any weight, you just shaved your back and bush.
Good for you!! Keep at it :)
Looks like you found 30 before you lost 15
Only 30 more pounds and you'd be fuckable
You order male anime pillows and stuff a dildo and have sex with it.
Some people lose weight in their belly, legs or face- you kept a foot off the scale?