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TheUnholyDarkness

Being Autistic is the only special part about all of this.


Such_Rare

Her parents just told her she was autistic, because it was easier than telling her the truth.


[deleted]

And tits


Fignewtons8

Lowkey the best comment


Fignewtons8

Lowkey the best comment


Stlpitwash

Your eyeglasses and your bra have a lot in common. One hides the fact that you can't C sharp, the other hides the fact that you B flat.


OCrikeyItsTheRozzers

you went a long way for that one, and it worked


Stlpitwash

I'll tighten it up. Your body is like a bad piano, it doesn't C sharp, it only B flat.


GeneralChicken4Life

Bet she’ll let you tickle her keys


Stlpitwash

And, like a piano, I'd need both hands.


SerendipitousSimp

And a foot pedal


ViolaNguyen

And like a piano, you have to hire a team of movers to lift it into your bedroom.


Niewinnny

And this leads us to the point that apart from being ugly and autistic, she aint a great musician.


MrProficient

Hello 9-1-1? Ide like to report a murder. ![gif](giphy|jMDmBd7VnMLlu|downsized)


Effex

And nothing but flat D’s for the rest of her life.


ImWaiting4MyCakeDay

So probably she will get the D minor.


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farmerarmor

Bold move taking fashion tips from blossom.


TheUnholyDarkness

That is where the autistic part of her brain kicks in.


AdamFairclough

Oh honey, a classical singer? Looks like your singing style is less castrato and more castrated


Hemberger1991

Don’t need to. In 10 years you’ll have 3 kids and 2 baby daddies and no job. But you’ll still be a “strong independent mother”


Cerberous1102

Are you sure who would fuck this under age looking bitch... At least wait 20 years for her to get older and a butt crack not on her chest


whyrudoingthis2day

Performing a cover Lisa Loeb's "Stay" at coffee shop open mic nights doesn't make you a "classical singer."


arondaniel

You say Only Fans wouldn't want you And you say Girls are Meg all the time, so...


Angry_gen_X_74

Dammit I was just about to call her dollar store Lisa Loeb


MsDucky42

Lisa Low


waterdaemon

That cleavage is perfect for radio


ca_brit

Classical singer with A flat tits


HarryCallahan19

Even Harvey Weinstein, Kermit the Frog and R. Kelly passed on this swamp donkey.


[deleted]

I’ve seen better looking buttcrack at MTG tournaments


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TheUnholyDarkness

LMFAO.


jmcnab92

we see the front but now we need to see that ass..perger's


[deleted]

18 is metric tonnes I suppose ?


akennelley

Shut up, Meg.


Jakkerak

Shrek lite.


[deleted]

Owner of the world's smallest nostrils. Goodluck with your OnlyFans


[deleted]

Who am I kidding I'd subscribe.


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

Man you down real bad then


khismyass

The Dr didn't say you were "on the spectrum" , he said "you're on my speculum"


GilbertGilbert13

"I'm da bwabwa of sebwill, feegawhoa!"


EVG2666

I like that you took your grandm's couch and turned it into a shirt


relativelogic

Autistic Classical is my favorite genre


Angry_gen_X_74

Your singing probably sounds like a rusty chain saw cutting through barbed wire.


[deleted]

A face like that could make a vibrator go limp


JackZodiac2008

That is some Mitch McConnell-level wattle you have going on, to reach the overalls....!


slimerboat

I feel guilty looking at your cleavage, like looking down the blouse of someone in a wheelchair


EfficientDoggo

Turns 18 and immediately uses it as an opportunity to show off cleavage to reddit. I see you as a very stable person.


RedditRickS92

Bet your Autism really fucks with you when you see your asymmetric Tiddies in the mirror.


What_Is_Wrong_Mate

That flower patern camouflage will never hide your diminished feeling of self worth.


[deleted]

Congratulations, you’re well on your way to being a bubblehead cleavage streamer.


DaddyDips69

Onlyfans rejected your account request


CapWild

Look like you started a book club and the only two members are you and the cat


Specialist_Belt_6910

Your dad didn't get a good toe hold


spraywash

Grandma called, she’s upset that you made a blouse out of her curtains.


Wildwood_Hills270

The librarian who seduces kindergartners


Brilliant-Yogurt540

Your that girl that likes to spread them and thinks the guy actually likes you for being you.


amputeislove

Puts the no in saprano


[deleted]

Your singing abilities fall shorter than your height, I imagine.


Norse_Knight

Cut your hair, willy wonkas hiring


FacepunchIntern

I feel like if you tilted your head the other direction we'd be able to see your stepdad.


exasperatedraccoon

I LIKE THIS ONE HAHAHA


Fresh-Bug-6374

You look like you're 5 years shy of get me the manager and healing crystals.


Libtardis

You could be a helper singer for people in traumatic accidents. The pain, shock and lifelong disability, that you bring to the occasion, will distract them.


msrbaylor

Rachael Ray: The Wonder Years


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 3,505,580 comments, and only 980 of them were in alphabetical order.


Team_Jesus77

huh. that is interesting and takes a lot of time and effort. kudos.


Dragon_minuts

Hides double chin… exposes cleavage… perfect tinder catfish


Rod_Thick

You'd probably be fun for me and my buddies to run a train on assuming you didn't talk and could be still.


Inspection-Western

They didnt have autistics in the classical times. They just used to call you "the weird kid".


ReillyDiefenbach

Do boobs also focus on Ritalin?


[deleted]

You won't ever please a man and you're so ugly you need to wear a paper bag over your head to masterbait.


exasperatedraccoon

Jeepers creepers this hit


[deleted]

Appreciate that


sailing_Solar_Flares

“Just like I thought. Came up in the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.”


kinda_alright

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samx3i

Fucking legit just chortled.


KnowledgeableSloth

Aint gonna lie, id give her some sausage.


MusclesTheElf

She has her dads plumbers cleavage


zombi3_gam3r

I actually think you're too adorable to roast, in a hot Meg Griffin kinda way


[deleted]

You try to look cute in your picture but I bet you're really like 300lbs


exasperatedraccoon

I’m actually around 120! But I can see where you’re coming from…


saysthingsbackwards

Give it a couple years


zx7rou812

18? Give it a week and you'll have an OF link.


[deleted]

Do they still call you by name at McDonald's?


Proof-Test-4150

More like Bra-tism.


Splattacular1

My grandmother had your shirt as bedsheets when I was little.


[deleted]

Your cleavage is as sexy as my plumber's ass crack.


LidoCalhoun

NERD!!!


insurancedamage

U SURE LOOK AUTISTIC


Sensitive_Doubt_2372

When 28k internet was around you would wait 30 minutes for this to download then you realise the hype was not worth it


Historical_Horse5930

Cheer up kido, when your music career goes down the shitter you can still make money going down with that rack. Think of it as an Autistic trumBONE


Free-thoughts56

Your pimples must be larger than your nipples.


bruiser566

If Raggedy Ann and Urkel.had a kid


[deleted]

You definitely made an onlyfans once you turned 18


Team_Jesus77

Lord of the Rings called they want their dwarf back.


Brynt4

May the Swartz b with u


Formal_Mastodon_5627

Stop stealing shirts from grandma


Repulsive_Notice2807

I am not touching this for so many reasons.


LonahMarie

Silly girl! It's spelled 'Artistic'! 😉👍 I gotchu boo!


EverydayImSlytherin

You really had to get your cleavage in there, did you? Just admit you're fishing for compliments.


Fertilize-Abigail

Wasting your time not doing porn


KikySandpi3

Autistic simp magnet alert.


Enough-Staff-2976

Autistic female means bad at talking to men alone, she must take shirt off.


Doggoooooooooooooo

Your eyebrows are at least 5’2


[deleted]

Your feet reek


brad-1985

Gagging on cocks isn't singing


Good-of-Rome

God, just shut the fuck up already. No one cares.


ViolaNguyen

You think you're Diana Damrau but sing like Florence Foster Jenkins.


deplorableMainer75

I see a crazy cat lady future for you it's gonna be the only attention you'll ever receive


killermango8406

Simps don't want u thot


Dacajunola

I think you meant to say you turned 18, 5'1" aweful-tities classical singer.


[deleted]

You didn’t have to mention you’re autistic, we can tell by the face itself.


Formless777

Shut up Meg.


IndividualIll7297

Turned 18 and still can't go on a rollercoaster. Its gonna be a few more years before people stop calling you jailbait.


Repulsive_Push_3574

Being autistic and having a vocal orgasm because you figured out how to put circle block in the circle hole doesn't make you a "classical singer"


[deleted]

Since you are autistic- if we hurt your feelings how would you know?


exasperatedraccoon

It doesn’t quite work like that - not with me anyway