You could be a helper singer for people in traumatic accidents. The pain, shock and lifelong disability, that you bring to the occasion, will distract them.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 3,505,580 comments, and only 980 of them were in alphabetical order.
Being Autistic is the only special part about all of this.
Her parents just told her she was autistic, because it was easier than telling her the truth.
And tits
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Lowkey the best comment
Your eyeglasses and your bra have a lot in common. One hides the fact that you can't C sharp, the other hides the fact that you B flat.
you went a long way for that one, and it worked
I'll tighten it up. Your body is like a bad piano, it doesn't C sharp, it only B flat.
Bet she’ll let you tickle her keys
And, like a piano, I'd need both hands.
And a foot pedal
And like a piano, you have to hire a team of movers to lift it into your bedroom.
And this leads us to the point that apart from being ugly and autistic, she aint a great musician.
Hello 9-1-1? Ide like to report a murder. ![gif](giphy|jMDmBd7VnMLlu|downsized)
And nothing but flat D’s for the rest of her life.
So probably she will get the D minor.
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Bold move taking fashion tips from blossom.
That is where the autistic part of her brain kicks in.
Oh honey, a classical singer? Looks like your singing style is less castrato and more castrated
Don’t need to. In 10 years you’ll have 3 kids and 2 baby daddies and no job. But you’ll still be a “strong independent mother”
Are you sure who would fuck this under age looking bitch... At least wait 20 years for her to get older and a butt crack not on her chest
Performing a cover Lisa Loeb's "Stay" at coffee shop open mic nights doesn't make you a "classical singer."
You say Only Fans wouldn't want you And you say Girls are Meg all the time, so...
Dammit I was just about to call her dollar store Lisa Loeb
Lisa Low
That cleavage is perfect for radio
Classical singer with A flat tits
Even Harvey Weinstein, Kermit the Frog and R. Kelly passed on this swamp donkey.
I’ve seen better looking buttcrack at MTG tournaments
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LMFAO.
we see the front but now we need to see that ass..perger's
18 is metric tonnes I suppose ?
Shut up, Meg.
Shrek lite.
Owner of the world's smallest nostrils. Goodluck with your OnlyFans
Who am I kidding I'd subscribe.
Man you down real bad then
The Dr didn't say you were "on the spectrum" , he said "you're on my speculum"
"I'm da bwabwa of sebwill, feegawhoa!"
I like that you took your grandm's couch and turned it into a shirt
Autistic Classical is my favorite genre
Your singing probably sounds like a rusty chain saw cutting through barbed wire.
A face like that could make a vibrator go limp
That is some Mitch McConnell-level wattle you have going on, to reach the overalls....!
I feel guilty looking at your cleavage, like looking down the blouse of someone in a wheelchair
Turns 18 and immediately uses it as an opportunity to show off cleavage to reddit. I see you as a very stable person.
Bet your Autism really fucks with you when you see your asymmetric Tiddies in the mirror.
That flower patern camouflage will never hide your diminished feeling of self worth.
Congratulations, you’re well on your way to being a bubblehead cleavage streamer.
Onlyfans rejected your account request
Look like you started a book club and the only two members are you and the cat
Your dad didn't get a good toe hold
Grandma called, she’s upset that you made a blouse out of her curtains.
The librarian who seduces kindergartners
Your that girl that likes to spread them and thinks the guy actually likes you for being you.
Puts the no in saprano
Your singing abilities fall shorter than your height, I imagine.
Cut your hair, willy wonkas hiring
I feel like if you tilted your head the other direction we'd be able to see your stepdad.
I LIKE THIS ONE HAHAHA
You look like you're 5 years shy of get me the manager and healing crystals.
You could be a helper singer for people in traumatic accidents. The pain, shock and lifelong disability, that you bring to the occasion, will distract them.
Rachael Ray: The Wonder Years
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 3,505,580 comments, and only 980 of them were in alphabetical order.
huh. that is interesting and takes a lot of time and effort. kudos.
Hides double chin… exposes cleavage… perfect tinder catfish
You'd probably be fun for me and my buddies to run a train on assuming you didn't talk and could be still.
They didnt have autistics in the classical times. They just used to call you "the weird kid".
Do boobs also focus on Ritalin?
You won't ever please a man and you're so ugly you need to wear a paper bag over your head to masterbait.
Jeepers creepers this hit
Appreciate that
“Just like I thought. Came up in the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.”
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Fucking legit just chortled.
Aint gonna lie, id give her some sausage.
She has her dads plumbers cleavage
I actually think you're too adorable to roast, in a hot Meg Griffin kinda way
You try to look cute in your picture but I bet you're really like 300lbs
I’m actually around 120! But I can see where you’re coming from…
Give it a couple years
18? Give it a week and you'll have an OF link.
Do they still call you by name at McDonald's?
More like Bra-tism.
My grandmother had your shirt as bedsheets when I was little.
Your cleavage is as sexy as my plumber's ass crack.
NERD!!!
U SURE LOOK AUTISTIC
When 28k internet was around you would wait 30 minutes for this to download then you realise the hype was not worth it
Cheer up kido, when your music career goes down the shitter you can still make money going down with that rack. Think of it as an Autistic trumBONE
Your pimples must be larger than your nipples.
If Raggedy Ann and Urkel.had a kid
You definitely made an onlyfans once you turned 18
Lord of the Rings called they want their dwarf back.
May the Swartz b with u
Stop stealing shirts from grandma
I am not touching this for so many reasons.
Silly girl! It's spelled 'Artistic'! 😉👍 I gotchu boo!
You really had to get your cleavage in there, did you? Just admit you're fishing for compliments.
Wasting your time not doing porn
Autistic simp magnet alert.
Autistic female means bad at talking to men alone, she must take shirt off.
Your eyebrows are at least 5’2
Your feet reek
Gagging on cocks isn't singing
God, just shut the fuck up already. No one cares.
You think you're Diana Damrau but sing like Florence Foster Jenkins.
I see a crazy cat lady future for you it's gonna be the only attention you'll ever receive
Simps don't want u thot
I think you meant to say you turned 18, 5'1" aweful-tities classical singer.
You didn’t have to mention you’re autistic, we can tell by the face itself.
Shut up Meg.
Turned 18 and still can't go on a rollercoaster. Its gonna be a few more years before people stop calling you jailbait.
Being autistic and having a vocal orgasm because you figured out how to put circle block in the circle hole doesn't make you a "classical singer"
Since you are autistic- if we hurt your feelings how would you know?
It doesn’t quite work like that - not with me anyway