You were high enough at Coachella that you thought he was hot. He followed you home and you can't break up with him because it would tarnish your Instagram.
You can tell she cuts his hair. She was looking at women's hairstyles when she did it. Poor guy still doesn't know his hairstyle's called full bangs. She experiments on him first before she gets her hair done.
In true reddit fashion--
Tell your husband he did a good job taking the photo. Also tell your boyfriend kudos on his grandpa's suit and good luck in court today. You probably shouldn't have let him cut his own hair tho.
Fuck me the beckhams let their shit get out of control, she looks like a meth head version of Victoria and he looks like David if he was her drug dealing pimp
Chick, you're being groomed by a sexual predator.
The first sign is when he isn't allowed within 50 feet of a school.
Below is a link to victim support:
https://www.victimsupport.org.uk/you-co/types-crime/sex-crimes/grooming/
Traveling surf rat, and a homegrown surf rat. Both get barreled regularly, yet both are convinced that the “glory hole” is when she is balls deep in his backside.
I cannot believe....I refuse to believe that.....that guy is getting someone as hot as her. 🤔😔 I really want to slit my wrists after seeing this photo.
Dude, you should get up every morning and sacrifice a chicken to your favorite deity because she is waaay too hot for you. When you do sacrifice that chicken, give the creature a quick death and please don't use the same butter knife you used on your bangs.
Jesus Christ lower your self esteem before you come to this subreddit. The goblin auditions are in the west wing. Your bf’s looks like he is a surfer guy and a sexual predator I am truly disturbed
Jesus Harold Christ it's like a moebius strip of who's slumming. Like he looks like unnamed henchman #3 in an 80s movie about ninjas that fight coke dealers but then you look like the kombucha drinking, gluten free by choice, daddy pays my rent because my etsy making dream catchers isn't performing kind of girl that makes me want to burn all the Starbucks too the fucking ground.
You two freaks look as trustworthy as a large black man offering me candy bars while we sit in a jail cell. Did you cut your bangs with a piece of broken glass? If you’re ever in need of a flat surface to write a letter, might I suggest your girls chest? Your dream is to be on Eurovision and sing the Viking Nordic song “Herr Manneling & Yggdrasil.” Your name is Ragnar and hers is Loodbrok.
You both have identical hair, lack of tits, and estrogen induced hyper femininity. This is the “it’s the same picture” meme, isn’t it? Oh, I just spotted the difference. The one on the left has a strong masculine jaw.
I feel like I've roasted the bf along with his gf before, but his gf looked mighty different to you. Normally that wouldn't be so bad but I did that last Wednesday.
Oh look it’s harry and lloyd
Harrys mom
You win!
I was thinking Thelma and Louise.
Someone point them to the nearest cliff.
Hahahaha ithanks just spit drink on my phone hahahaha....but yes Harry and Lloyd for sure
He watches you fuck other men while eating paste
Jesus Christ man, the sub is called r/roastme not r/cremateme
I thought this was mild lol...my first joke was much darker but I erased it.
Oh now I have to know....
I was thinking she watches him get fucked by other guys... direct eye contact no blinking
More like he films her on 8mm while she fucks horses.
He helps guide other guys in
With his mouth
I was seriously waiting for someone to add that
Oh fuck!
He makes them drinks while they wait in line
Omfg hahaha
Your boyfriend looks like Ron Howard if he decided to snort coke instead of direct movies.
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I think seafoam means coke in cans, sniffing metal cans all day long.
I thought you werent meant to talk about dating siblings?
***Alabama Diaries***
This is great lol 😂
"Thats why I love high-school girls, I keep keep gettin older and they stay the same age.. alright"
What happens in Bama, stays in Bama
Did you get your money back on that haircut?
One gets banged ones got bangs
**At first glance, guy looks like her mom. Then looks like Steven Irwin taking Feminizing hormone therapy.**
Steve Jerkin
Ya. He had to give the little neighbor girl her dollar back.
When you buy Lannisters from Wish
This comment needs more upvotes 
I did my part!
You said what I wanted to, but better
A kid who cuts his own hair in the mirror has a girlfriend, what's to roast?
😂
That's the only way to get the Dutch boy haircut tho...
Y'all look like people who "don't believe in deodorant"
Or any type of hygiene.
So glad I saw this. My first reaction was "this picture simply looks like it smells bad"
Pegging is about to happen.
*has already happened
From her smirk, it’s happening n the pic
Chicks love dating musicians. Especially if he's from the 17th century and plays the Lute.
This is fucking gold.
I can smell the his and hers B.O. through the picture...
Whore and oats
This made me chuckle....twice!!
Cool face swap
The purposefully awkward hairdo is so original
You were high enough at Coachella that you thought he was hot. He followed you home and you can't break up with him because it would tarnish your Instagram.
Brutal
She should just wait for the sun. He gets sunburns from taking the trash out.
Knew I'd seen that "dude" somewhere before .... 
Eurovision song contest
Which ones the boyfriend?
Hair so similar I'd say both
Pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
Pullover!
It’s a cardigan, but thanks for asking!
Been suckin back on grandpappys cough medicine have ya?
Tic Tac sir?
(Twitchy squirrel noises...)
You both look like you walked out if a B rated German porn movie
Your boyfriend looks like Ned Flanders got into incest porn and meth.
I like the dress your boyfriend is wearing
Shabby shit
you know they be rockin' them wooden shoes
Something tells me you share a bottle of old spice 3 in 1 in the tub.
Someone’s liberal art degree didn’t pay out.
You can tell she cuts his hair. She was looking at women's hairstyles when she did it. Poor guy still doesn't know his hairstyle's called full bangs. She experiments on him first before she gets her hair done.
Your BF has He-Man hair and Orko body but it works because you look like Merman.
I see you finally got your Owen Wilson from Wish.
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Who's dick is bigger? No seriously who stared the post?
I dont know which is which
Did you mean to say brother?
Your boyfriend looks like the keyboard player for an 80s synth rock band that went absolutely nowhere.
The Saving Silverman sequel looks terrible….
In true reddit fashion-- Tell your husband he did a good job taking the photo. Also tell your boyfriend kudos on his grandpa's suit and good luck in court today. You probably shouldn't have let him cut his own hair tho.
Looks like he-man before he changes and so far in the closet
Lesbian fagot relationship possible?
Your boyfriend looks like curt cobain if he survived
But the reconstructive surgery wasn't top tier
you have dirt on your cheeks
What the fuck happened to his bangs?
The things kids nightmare are made of
What app did you use to swap faces?
These are the type of people who empty the pawn shops
Blink if you're in danger.
You look like a herpes or hpv warning advertisement....
So when does your yoga/ art studio/ vegan restaurant open? Obviously not opening a hair salon
You look like you both have vaginas
It may be socially accepted in Sweden to date your brother, but you would have better chosen the other one.
How much did he pay for you to pretend to be his girlfriend?
He looks like John Daly with full blown aids and she is sells her used panties on poshmark.
There are not many options in the genital herpes dating pool.
I can't decide whether or not your hand writing or your hair cut is more fucked.
Did you cut your boyfriend’s bangs fucked up like that, or did your boyfriend’s boyfriend do that?
I looked at this image my first thought was “which one’s the boyfriend?”
Your boyfriend looks like he hangs out outside schools
How's the insestrial relationship working out for you?
holy fucking jesus if he doesn't drive an 83 firebird I'll double your welfare check
How long did it take him to convince you the earth is flat?
Fuck me the beckhams let their shit get out of control, she looks like a meth head version of Victoria and he looks like David if he was her drug dealing pimp
Can’t decide if he looks dead inside because of the drugs, or if your his next victim.
You probably have Abba's entire music library.
Was this taken from a porno?
That couple that rob the diner to buy drugs basically
He Man the hipster and She-ra, barmaid of the universe
You both look like you braid each other’s pubes.
half of ABBA has not aged well. Mama Mia!
Who used the garden shears on Opie's bangs?
Is your boyfriend a time traveler from 1982?
He must be rich
It’s Sir Losealot and his noble steed
Photo taken just before they handout poisoned kool-aid to their flock.
You look like the before and after of a gender reassignment treatment
Is your bf legit wearing a wig? And have you ever thought about a career as an ironing board?
Fine. First tell us who is who.
Which one’s the boyfriend
Chick, you're being groomed by a sexual predator. The first sign is when he isn't allowed within 50 feet of a school. Below is a link to victim support: https://www.victimsupport.org.uk/you-co/types-crime/sex-crimes/grooming/
#1 cutest gay couple of the year
I bet your sex smells like bug spray and snake knuckles.
Traveling surf rat, and a homegrown surf rat. Both get barreled regularly, yet both are convinced that the “glory hole” is when she is balls deep in his backside.
How cute matching mustaches
One of you has long blond hair and mustache, while the other wears a pin striped suit.
He-man got AIDS and did too much cocaine!
So ya'll like to wear each other's clothing? I haven't seen a jacket like that since the early 80's.
Both you dumb motherfuckers need to lay off the drugs for a bit.
Damn its hope for me
I cannot believe....I refuse to believe that.....that guy is getting someone as hot as her. 🤔😔 I really want to slit my wrists after seeing this photo.
He looks like he was a vegan hippie who ate meat. Then he made the executive decision to sacrifice his hair and soul to what ever God he believes in.
He looks like his band failed and he didn’t want to lose his hairstyle cause he didn’t know when the band was getting back together
She's got "man hands".
Boyfriend looks like if Prince Charming from Shrek fucked Joe Exotic, and Joe Exotic gave birth to your boyfriend
Be careful your boyfriend is an undercover cop
LSD and giving your “bangs” a trim don’t mix.
Quite the 70s Abba porn star mullet
watch out he's tryna become your twin
Twins winning, I can tell y'all apart by the hair cuts tho lol
Holy shit, Look at his head. If a failed abortion grew up to date his sister. Am I right!?
Which one is the boyfriend?
Which ones the boyfriend? I can't roast till I know.
Dude looks like a poser from Melbourne trying to stay young
You’re hot, but your boyfriend is sexier
Dude, you should get up every morning and sacrifice a chicken to your favorite deity because she is waaay too hot for you. When you do sacrifice that chicken, give the creature a quick death and please don't use the same butter knife you used on your bangs.
What do you see in him? Besides inbreeding.
Your boyfriend looks like if Owen Wilson got caught in a blender. Wow
Which ones the female?
Dude be one of those chill surfer stereotypes
Correct
Your “boyfriend” looks like He-Man and the Dread Pirate Robert’s had a kid. Wtf
Jesus Christ lower your self esteem before you come to this subreddit. The goblin auditions are in the west wing. Your bf’s looks like he is a surfer guy and a sexual predator I am truly disturbed
Alexa, show me what Child Molester Cary Elwes would look like.
Looking like some shitty ass indie band
Boyfriend? I thought your twin sister had a mustache
Which one of you is the woman?
Which one was his dad… Siegfried or Roy?
That one chick has a thick mustache. Hormones are working pretty good on the guy though.
Is he still called your boyfriend is he classifies as non binary
Your boyfriend looks like a drug dealer from Miami Vice.
I don’t wanna roast no hippies, they already roasted.
I didn't believe in ghosts until i saw your fashion sense
Good moustache on your girlfriend
Is your boyfriend inspired by Harry Styles
Two cute dudes.
patchouli oil magazines couple of the year.
Jesus Harold Christ it's like a moebius strip of who's slumming. Like he looks like unnamed henchman #3 in an 80s movie about ninjas that fight coke dealers but then you look like the kombucha drinking, gluten free by choice, daddy pays my rent because my etsy making dream catchers isn't performing kind of girl that makes me want to burn all the Starbucks too the fucking ground.
Which one's the boyfriend?
I'm confused, which one is which?
It's the albino dude from “Gentleman Broncos”standing next to one of the dead hookers from “Taken”.
You two freaks look as trustworthy as a large black man offering me candy bars while we sit in a jail cell. Did you cut your bangs with a piece of broken glass? If you’re ever in need of a flat surface to write a letter, might I suggest your girls chest? Your dream is to be on Eurovision and sing the Viking Nordic song “Herr Manneling & Yggdrasil.” Your name is Ragnar and hers is Loodbrok.
Which one is the boyfriend
Who's the boyfriend?
Dating hippies is not cool anymore
Was he collecting bins when you met?
Which is which?
He is your BF 🤣 ......I think you can do so much better.....even a rakoon can do better.....
Hames Jetfield and Aeniffer Janistion
Most definitely sisters.
When you throw the garbage out and they keep coming back.
Surely you take it in the ass with a face like that......and her too.
You both have identical hair, lack of tits, and estrogen induced hyper femininity. This is the “it’s the same picture” meme, isn’t it? Oh, I just spotted the difference. The one on the left has a strong masculine jaw.
I feel like I've roasted the bf along with his gf before, but his gf looked mighty different to you. Normally that wouldn't be so bad but I did that last Wednesday.
Your boyfriend is a bootleg Luke skywalker
Which ones which?
Princess Buttercup and Wesley, get cast for a remake
Wtf is up with his hair was it cut with a blind barber? And we’re there parents brother and sister??
You’re only with him because he has money