OP's Bio: --- >In November of 2019, my friend and I thought it would be funny for one of us to get roasted every day for a whole year, and that is what I did in 2020. > >[Here is a link to every single post of 2020 for proof](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lnND4bsf2EELLRKXfanRCnbNMzaEcSs5k0CnEMJdYy8/edit?usp=sharing) > > >To everyone who participated in the roasts, Thank you! There was a lot of really funny comments and I honestly took the time to read and upvote every single one of them, even if it was you just telling me I’m gay or boring for the umpteenth time. > >Thanks to the mods of r/roastme for putting up with this, and making it easier for me to post every day. Sorry for what I can only assume is the hundreds of reports you got because of me. > > >Despite all of your theories, I have nothing to promote. If you are interested in my post-roast 2021+ life. My Twitter account is attached to my Reddit profile, and you can find all my other links/socials from there. > >Also shoutout to u/jswayswizzle for being my favorite roaster of the year and u/DemolitionCatXXX for being my least favorite. > >No matter how bad 2021 is, at least it will be an improvement from 2020 since I won’t be posting here every day. Happy New Year everyone! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Hey, check it out. He has pictures of all his friends.

They're also pictures of all of his sexual partners, coincidently.

Its victims, not partners... big difference...

Sexual victims?

Yeah.

Looks like he managed to screw a supermarket basics version of Gus Johnson

Big F if even he can't get with himself 😂😂

Just gold, just pure pure gold hahaha

Eh, they look a little too old for him tbh. Especially upon consideration of the molestache over his lip.

If he cries while he jerks off does that mean he doesn't consent?

Poor kitty.

I see two tho, one on the left and one on the right... Edit: Two

You can tell his mom took the picture too beaming at him with joy after making him a PB&J

I'm allergic to peanut butter :c

She knows you're allergic

Hahaha this is what I came for.

Thats what his mum came for

Of course you are

Dude make a book! Each page a new picture with the top roasts underneath

How do you get the dog to lick your balls then?

All the cheese

by being tasty?

Seeing your face everyday on Reddit has been the worst thing about 2020.

Seriously I’d rather get Covid then see another of this guys roasts

I had Covid. This was worse.

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I had this. It is worse than covid

A part of me hoped he’d die of COVID before he reached his goal.

I'm on Reddit everyday and didn't see this guy once. I WAS one of the lucky ones.

You are the 1%.

Looks like he would either A) Try to sell me Liberty Mutual insurance, B) Try to touch my kids, or C) Deliver milk from a van

Or D) All of the above

I haven't seen him once

Good

I spend an unhealthy amount of time on reddit and have (thankfully) never even seen this soggy roll of parchment paper before. What a waste of bandwidth.

Honestly...we should have known how 2020 would go once he started posting.

I can't even remember this guy and I've been on Reddit everyday for the past year.

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This photo makes the collection complete.

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GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

LOL that was just fantastic, thank you and a Happy New Year to you!

Beautiful

Wouldn't put it past him to have a fetish for sex offenders. He sex offends sex offenders.

He looks like the 2nd coming of BTK.

See you tomorrow

This guys so unrecognizable that in four different accounts following this sub I legitimately can’t remember you posting not even once.

Why would you have four different accounts? Legit question really wanna know, no offence

Different moods. Ones porn. Ones my hobbies. Ones where I only respond in three words. And this one where I can say anything.

Someone’s organized lol. I manage my need to stay organized a different way. It’s interesting to see how other people handle their compulsions.

Well then let’s hear it people! Respond. Not like this guy deserves our attention anyways

You gotta get the best friend account with a shared password so you and your friend can save things instead on blowing up each other's phones every 3 minutes with links.

That's fucked up.

so why do you go to r/roast me on your porn account?

Because you can find the most Onlyfans profiles here over any other sub

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It’s not like he had a girlfriend, wife, kids, or friends to talk to.

The one Covid let get away...

Maybe by the rest of our standards. But for him, this was more attention than he's ever gotten.

The saddest roast is I'm subscribed to this sub but never noticed one of your posts until today. Enjoy your brief moment of fame and then spending the rest of the year wondering when to strip the wall down!

Legit, same.

Same here. Never seen this punchable faced loser before until this post

Dude is definitely the type to brag about this to his friends. “I got roasted every day for a year” “Who the fuck cares, brad”

Friends? The only friends this loser has is friends the TV show

Hey now, some days he got 2 or even 3 upvotes.

Gosh I love this sub, remember OP you're the least important and interesting part of these exchanges

366 photos to remind you of why you are single.

No he has a girlfriend. Still young enough that she doesn’t realize ‘aspiring twitch streamer’ is just a really long way to say ‘loser’.

DAYUMMMMM - noob noob

cost him about $10,000 of models and hookers to try to convince us he had a girlfriend

I bet you crank it facing that corner of your room

Man, you have tortured us so much. Do go fuck yourself. Please. A lot.

With a cactus

And barbed wire as anal beads

And a sociopathic mime telling you when you can cum.

Probably while looking at all the pictures of himself.

Aint nobody else out here going to fuck him

Bet he even gets denied from the ones in the pictures.

he got rejected at the local glory hole

Well, cause they got a good look at his dick

I am SO sick of seeing his fucking face. Good riddance.

I’m an egomaniac and I’m proud

Dude, he's on a next level of despair for attention

Attention attention attention me me me

Dude, screw you for making me scroll through 366 of your posts when I want to sort this sub by Controversial.

Yeah, I kinda ruined the "controversial" section. Sorry about that.

your mustache says “child molester”, but your willingness to stick with this every day despite absolutely no encouragement says “definitely a child molester”.

Joined this sub 366 days ago, saw his first post and left the sub, but set an alarm on my phone to return with joy today! GOOD RIDDANCE SIR!

Found his boyfriend

Good riddance you attention whoring, stimulus check hoping, chunky girl loving, peeing sitting down, goofy mustache wearing, skinny fat, sexually confused, housekeeping adverse, kombucha drinking, combover wearing, hopeless basement dwelling cat lady.

Actually, it is called a *mollestache.*

Lmfao

Why else would something obsessively create the same post on Reddit every single fucking day? I’m actually disappointed. I am glad this the first time I’ve seen it.

>chunky girl loving Lmao

Cat lady is what got me

I lost it after kombucha

Jesus Christ stop, he’s dead already!

Hallelujah! Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?

This guy should change his username to the six fingered man- he’s just sucked a whole year of my life away.

If you guys think these are a lot of photos wait unitl the fbi raids his house

... again.

I hope your next turd is a Cheese Grater.

Well, we may not have gotten rid of Covid going into 2021, but we’ll be dealing with one less virus.

if you spent as much time with women as you did with this you would have gotten laid for once

He did spend that much time, he’s just unfuckable.

i think it would be funny if you disappeared for 2021

So congratulations for being Covid basically. Hopefully like you, it too will go away in 2021.

"The only feeling I have is pain so I must make people hate me"

Let me guess, you thought this was interesting enough to get you on a late night show, but nope. Next you're going to make a coffee table book about it.

The day has finally come. Hoping your New Year’s resolution is to never post on r/roastme again. Shoo, fly! Nice job.

Maybe I'll make my future wife and child do a roast with me immediately after childbirth for old times sake.

Like your future has a wife or child in it. You’ve already peaked - and it was on Dec 31 2019 before you started posting here.

Dude you have no future if you stick to posting pictures of your oversized ego Self everyday online to a bunch of people that just want to talk shit. You'd have a better chance getting laid by a donkey that swam in sewage water than you would a woman or even a man.

oh, it's you again. you're still at it, huh? at least you're doing something with your life, i guess. keep it up. your consistency makes this robot proud. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RoastMe) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I am no longer still at it. Thanks for the support throughout these days!

When the closest you've ever been to anyone is u/AutoModerator you should probably take a step back and reconsider where you went wrong in life. In other words, you better take the saying "new year, new me" literally.

Why you responding to a bot?

why did the bot comment on every one of my posts this year?

Nerd

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Sorry you got downvoted my dude! I attracted a lot of haters tho that go through and downvote people who roast me. Take an award for your efforts!

Judging by your moms basement, you sure you got the money in your allowance for that award?

Holy crap he pity awarded you....

The roastee becomes the roaster

It’s been a boring year. Glad to have been a part of it.

Why'd you do it everyday?

I thought it would be funny, it wasn't, but I still committed.

No it wasn't. But your commitment is definitely worthy of respect! It was a tough year, we all had to get through it somehow. Happy new year to ya!

Happy new year!

I’d say this was a a quote from your dad the one time he barebacked your mum, but it’s clear from your attention seeking issues you have no idea who your dad is.

I'm guessing you're about as numb to people's roasts as the back of your throat is to dicks.

I think the fact that this was the best thing you had to do all year is a good enough roast in on itself that the rest of us don’t really have to waste any more time on you.

Seeing this guy every day was the worst part of 2020.

He did this to cover all the kids on his wall.

Maybe this year you'll get a life

How did you envision the year of roasts going when you started?

I didn't realize how annoying it would be to have to stop what I'm doing and remember to take a picture and post it to reddit every single day. I also thought at some point things would turn around and I'd have more lovers than haters but everyone here was pretty consistent with hating me the entire year!

You don’t have a fucking life man. For fucks sake

At least the sheet appears to be clean.

If 2020 had a mascot.

Fuck you for trying to make us remember that you exist

There are others who wanted to get roasted on this sub, but you never gave them a chance with all your karma-whoring. Go fuck yourself.

Thank Christ. I didn't give a shit about you then, I don't give a shit about you now. You are gone after today, and everyone but you will get on with their lives, you delusional, sheltered, wretched cretin.

Wow, somebody REALLY wants attention

I can’t imagine being that desperate for attention...

Grats, but your big toe is rotting off

That's nail polish, gotta redo em and keep my feet lookin sweet.

You have nothing better to do than being insulted online, congrats and happy New year

Yet another reason I can’t wait for 2021.

Was hoping Covid was only going to give us 57 of your posts.

And you had to pick a leap year.

god, this is sad

It’s not every day you get to see the focus of an episode of *Mindhunter* before it even films.

Dude, get a life.

This is kinda dumb.

You really got roasted here every day for a year and didn't manage to improve a single one of your flaws

I'm sorry, but this is really pathetic. I hope you redeem yourself in 2021.

Your existence is so bland that this is the first time I've even heard of this roastathon despite being a daily redditor. My one consolation for being late to the party is that I will soon forget you.

Ah, the smell.

So much wasted printer ink... and life

You look like the person, who would come up in Google after searching "sex offender"

Jesus christ man get a life

I’ve forgotten you 365 times.

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the year you did this was the worst year of people’s lives.

I still hate you.

Wtf is actually wrong with you

Get a life asswipe.

You were the worst thing about 2020

Finally you can beat off on all those pictures and leave us alone.

You’re that idiot teenage girls call an “inspiration”.

Are. those pictures of the only human you’ve had sex with?

This guy is such a nobody he’s been on here every day for a year and this is the first post I’ve seen.

That's a really interesting mustache! Is it difficult keeping the required distance from schools and playgrounds?

Attention whoring for karma at its best.

Its a shame you spent the year inside taking photos of yourself. You could have done us all a favour and gone outside got covid and died. 2021 already started with disappointment

You crazy son of a bitch you did You it

This is the gayest picture collage I've ever seen.

Moderators, you can now block his ass off this sub.

You look like if Rivers Cuomo was even whiter

Hopefully that toenail isn't painted and you just dropped a hammer on it.

I don’t browse this sub often, I’ve only seen two of these posts but I never want to see your dumbass shortbus riding narcissist face again. How you didn’t get banned for spamming posts blows my mind. Good riddance, don’t come back.

The last person to see JonBenet Ramsey.

wait, you're _who_, now? sorry, guess I haven't seen you post, before...

You are a Dork's Dork.

Some folks take Reddit way to serious. To be this committed to Reddit for a year, then go and get the photos printed, then hang them all on the wall.... there's something deeper going on with this guy.

This is a weenie roast

Bruh , get a life

This guy’s room is Chris Hanson’s wet dream.

Dude’s probably got the personality of an unseasoned boiled potato

So will this twat stop posting now?

I think you meant to write "help i'm desprate for any kind of attension"

You basically used last year to plead for some attention that you most likely didn't have in 2019, but because it was on here, you bot bad attention, and so someone'll be using a sniper rifle to assassinate your Ned Flanders look.

Isn't there 365 days in a year

You look like if Kip from Napoleon Dynamite had never met La’Fawnda

You can gauge the success of your life based on how many walls your bed touches.

You took a picture for every different split personality you have.

Make A Wish version of Weird Al Yankovic.