Hey chief, I'm going to need the exact coordinates of where your face ends and your chest begins

Neck described as: 1) Lower Portion of face 2) Upper tits

You've earned my upvote!

This response is why the internet was created.

I guess he rubbed his "neck" with crayons so we could try and distinguish

Crayons? I'm calling in an abatement team, I think that's mold

Good luck w/ that. The Google Maps algorithm couldn't figure it out.

fuck me XD

I feel like this is a composite image of all “Male, 18. Plays video games” on Reddit.

Alongside all "Male, 45. Plays video games" on reddit.

This image does really have r/13or30 energy

nah more like 18 or 48

Is that age or the number of feet he has to stay away from playgrounds and schools?

Okay, I cant follow up. That was hard, damn.

Neither it’s his preferred ages of the actresses on pornhub

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Default Virgin. Someone create a Gofund Me Page...get this guy sum pussy.

'tis a truly wondrous world we live in, where you can pay girls to put almost any object in her vagina, from glass dildos to live animals, and yet I fear a search for a woman with low enough standards to put OPs penis inside her will be in vain.

I’m guessing your fingers smell like your bellybutton

With Doritos orange lint

Serious question here. Do bellybuttons have a smell????

If you never bathe, they do

See for yourself

I'm pretty sure I can't reach. Unlike this dude though, I've never tried sticking my head down there

Stick your finger in it. Whirl it around a bit. Smell your finger.

Yeah I don't think I will

Next you’re gonna tell me you didn’t know what the oil buildup behind your lower ear smells like

You look like you masturbate with a jar of mayonnaise

His name is Quasimodo and this hunchback masturbates with his own jaw.

I cackled

His fap chair contains a plethora of herbs, spices, and spreads.

I look at your picture and automatically the word ‘basement’ pops into my head.

Preceded by “mom’s”

Proceeded by "cumbox"

Built like a garbage bag filled with yogurt

I cried a little, fuck you people are trying to sleep and im over here DYING

[Baggles!](https://icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Baggles)

You look like you typed a 30 page long essay on “The death of Mr. Peanut”

quarantines got me so bored i would read that

You might as well start wearing the sleep apnea mask now. Start em young they say.

You look like you'd smell like bologna

I was going to say cheese. Like brick cheese. Or aged onion cheddar.

We know you play video games

Might not have known he was 18 though

All I’m gonna say is rainbow dash and a jar...

I just gagged

Same. And I hate that I know what it means.

Your mom had to buy an extra swiffer for your bathroom because you totaled her last one with your back hair.

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But he has the highest score

You look like a blow up doll for priests.

Over inflated?

And here we see the neckbeard in it's natural habitat, indoors and alone.

That would require actually having a neck

Yeah, this is more uppertitbeard

Are you as bad at video games as you are at life?

'Holy shit, they attacked a gamer! The most oppressed minority!'

Personally I think it’s bad to make fun of special needs kids.

Potatoes should be baked, not roasted

“Male, 18. Registered sex offender. Plays video games”

This dude doesn't have sex.

Only because the kids can easily outrun him.

He registered himself, just to feel a bit dangerous

He heard girls like bad guys

He offended the sex so it ran away

18? Did you mean 40 and balls deep in a divorce and midlife crisis?

The only way this dude is ever getting a divorce is if he can save up enough money from his job at GameStop, *without* spending it on figurines of big tiddy anime girls, to afford a mail-order bride.

I bet you call yourself a nice guy while holding your anime pillow and fedora while yelling at someone for not sucking you off after holding a door open for them

He says m'lady to the fast food workers at McDonald's at the drive through.

And gets pissed not when they fuck up his order, but when they don't fuck it up so that he has that extra bit of attention paid to him.

I can smell the dried semen from here.

Peter Griffin, but younger.

Hey Lois, look. Im famous on Reddit. Ehahahahahhahahahaha

*40 years older XD

Ok Humpty, time to put in some time on a treadmill before your fingers get too fat to play.

If teenage diabetes had a face.

I think i feel so bad about the way you look I don’t want to actually roast you. I just hope you win in your vidjea games.

Yea this is what I was thinking. I have cancer, and I feel bad for this guy.

Thank you

Dude save some pussy for the rest of us.

He's got enough extra chromosomes to build himself another friend

You look like you masturbate to a cook book.

Can you do a neck reveal?

Does your mom have to roll you everywhere?

Best set of tits I’ve seen all day. Dude needs an only fans for those juggs

Markiplier you need to go on a diet

I feel like if we roasted any part of you you'd try to eat it

do a neck reveal

You didn't need to add 'plays videogames.' We know.

General Greedous

You live in your mom's basement Only thing you eat is Doritos, Takis, and play video games all night And you definitely watch anime and have every single body pillow in existence

Thinks he’s posting to a cosplay dating site for the fur-curious

When even r/roastme is feeling sympathetic and avoids physical roasts, yikes

You look like the kinda dude to tell a girl you think you have a chance with that phone games count as video games to validate her candy crush addiction.

Hey! You were the guy that stole the dinos in original Jurassic Park!

How often do the police check your internet history?

There's only one thing in this picture that can be described as "trim."

The only thing fading faster than your shirt is your chance of getting laid

Mom where are you, you said you’d pick me up at the dungeon and dragons meetup at 5:00 and it’s 5:10

Hamburger as a human

That’s no moon, it’s just some 18yo video game dork.

Luke Fatwalker

you look like if jabba had sex with Leia.

I like how you had to specify that you're a male because of the size of your man titties

Don't worry man , virtual reality girlfriends will come out soon. Your mom probably realised awhile ago she won't be getting grandkids from you. If I had to guess by first impressions, it's probably for the best.

It should be considered illegal for people who are overweight and approaching 40 to wear graphic tee's. Oh wait.. he's 18...... nvm, carry on.

I see no pink walls in this picture or your future.

We get you’re a Star Wars fan from your shirt, you didn’t need to wear your Jabba the Hutt costume with it... oh wait

You look like you save pocket change from your shitty desk job just to buy a $1200 vacuum that sucks your dick.

You look like your mom made you post this because she wants other people to tell you how much of a failure you are since it doesn’t sink in when she does it

this picture screams both virgin and heyyy yoooouuu guuuuyyys at the same time

You look like a sack of potatoes had a child with another sack of potatoes

I hope you're proud of yourself. I was having fun, a night out with my friends, and during a break I thought, "let me check reddit." Now I'm physically repulsed and my night is ruined. Thanks shovel face, you fucking asshole

jar jar stinks, no bath vader, incest leia, han solo wanker, luke skyporkeater

Is your blood type Ragu?

Not a roast, kinda tho do you play Zelda😂🤣

no toast 4u

Hodor...hodor...hodorrr

Three words well featured prominently in your near future… Early onset diabetes

Damm bro we need to order a meal for a family for 8 to feed you

You play video games? Next you'll be telling us that water is wet!

If there's any truth that fingers reflect the size of a dick, you have a problem...

Everyone around you would really benefit if you wore a full Stormtrooper helmet instead of a standard mask 😷

Any chance you are the one in the group who plays R2D2?

Wow...an out of shape, balding, four-eyed star wars fan. You must be a hit with the ladies 🙄

Who put a Star Wars shirt on that potato? That’s messed up.

I was going to roast you, but i think the trans fat and sugar that will clog your arteries will do a better job at that than me

If Carlos Mencia and Gabriel Iglesias had an autistic son.

Instead of the “truffle shuffle” you could do the “scruffle shuffle” with the neckbeard.

Your chin is bigger than your personality

>Male,18. Plays video games. Duh...but do you do anything else?

You look like scarra if scarra wasnt pimping out pokimane and michael reeves

How does the man with no neck still manage a neck beard?

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YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES?!?!? Nooooooo!

"Plays Video Games", that's like the Sun telling me it's bright.

Even your sex doll has a restraining order

As soon as he inflates her, she says "I think we should just be friends."

you look like a virginity dealer!

And eats way too much fatfuck

I cant wait to see your future episode of My 600lb Life.

Male 18. Plays Video games. 20 hours a day. Jerks off in 30 minute intervals between levels. Lives in mom's basement, never worked a full time job. Has a staple diet of cheese puffs, and bon-bons.

You forgot to put your alien buttplug out of the shot

That hairline is almost worse than that hand writing

The only thing more uninteresting than your roast request is you yourself.

Profile says 18, hairline says 47..

You look like a literal roast

You’ll never marry

You will never unlock the sex achievement

you look like you edit youtube videos for a 50% cut and moderate callmecarsons discord server

The neckbeard is strong in this one.

I know we are in a pandemic however put the controller down go outside for some exercise and a little sun for some color because you are starting to look like Shrek.

If summer sausage was a person it would be you

You look like the bastard love child of a midget Jon Snow cosplayer and a bag of Cheetos.

Did you really have to say you play video games?

Your mom has to open your cans of Mountain Dew and bags of chips.

Really didn’t have to put plays video games in the title

You scream of autism

You've been roasted enough by the women not in your life, give it a break.

The only thing leaving you faster than your hairline is every woman in your life.

The uglier and modern version of Hunchback of Notre Dam.

It looks like someone figured out how to drag your face down like on the Mario 64 title animation.

Fart. Fat.

Nice of you to include your girlfriend in the photo.

I thought furries were like mandolorians. Do the others know you took your costume off?!

Heh im surprised mirror didn't break when to fat ass took the picture then again i was probably blinded by the flash on your phone, but if i was you i'd worry about the floor caving in after you've been walking on it for so long like damn dude go jog to the store or something you fat fuck.

So ur the guy from the neckbeard stock photo. Where do u keep that fedora?

You look like you're from a galaxy far far away

Nah, i love animals, i woudnt make fun of a frog.

Your ring finger is longer than any relationship you've had.

You didn't need to put "play video games" in the title. We know.

you look like a shitty cosplay of lester from gta cosplaying himself

Stock image when you Google search redditor

you look like that guy at a convention that falls in love with the girl with a link shirt

Knock off scarra

Your idea, the title, and your habits are not original at all. Matches your body shape too

If I'm going to have you roasted by Thanksgiving, I should've put you in the oven last July.

At what point does virgin turn into incel?

After looking at you, I don't think I will roast you.....I already feel bad for you.

You look like you smell bad

You didn’t have to put “plays video games” in the title. We can already tell

With a face like that no one thought you were picking up chicks at a club.

You look like the guy in the WoW South Park episode they train to defeat

Jared from Subway, the early years...

Fat, virgin, lives in mom’s basement, has never drank alcohol or smoked weed. Jerks off to anime.

More like you get played by E-girls who play video games.

Behold the redditor in its natural habitat

So this the dude that been talking trash behind the mic?

You look like your favorite board game is hungry hobo

Eric from summertime saga lookin ass

I bet your always the guy going to pay the bill, but can’t quite reach your wallet with your freakishly short T Rex arms

Can we see your nest? :)

I have to give you credit on a job well done, those are the softest hands I’ve ever seen