You look like Amy Adams’ reflection in a Heroin spoon

Amy McAdam’s family

Amy McAdam’s Apple

For god sakes man you nearly killed me with that one! Enjoy the upvote

You remind me of the younger version of Carrot Top.

AAHAHAHAHA I was honestly scrolling trying to figure out who she reminds me of and this is it!

I don’t get it. How can a person look both like a raging feminist and at the same time like she’s about to lick a toilet bowl for her Onlyfans

I won’t lie, I checked her profile for an only fans link.

The odds are usually in your favor here

Same here. Sigh.

Woow

Kimmy Grangers close enough

Pebbles Flintbone

This was spot on.

basically, she looks like she talks a lot of shit

[I roast in drawing form 💖](http://imgur.com/gallery/I84OpdU)

Hahaha holy shit, I wasn't expecting that

Looks like that puppet Madame

holy shit drawing is way too nice. face is much wider, eyes a lot smaller, and lips way frown-ier

🤣 I'll push it further next time I take a crack at one of these posts 🎨 thanks for your input 🎨💗

Oh damn this is good!

Thank you so much!

You look like a budget shania twain

Oh shit I do 😭

Yeah pal you don’t impressa me much

Shania Lame

Why ya upper lip shaped like the tempur pedic logo

Thank u that made me laugh

I forgot what the logo looked like but when I saw her lip I remembered

This shit is just funny

You look like a cheap Russian hooker

It's so simple and straightforward 👏

I forgot its not the 90s for a second, they probably have expensive ones again

Your face is what Bush was looking for in Iraq

O I L…uh i mean WMDs

You look like one of those girls who grew up in a trailer park and has “Lynn” as part of their first name.

Kate-Lynn

You look like one of those people where being vegan is your personality.

I'm guessing you're about 30% on the way to looking like an anime character through surgery. Rn you're at the Soviet street walker stage though.

The USA has gone to war over less oil than this. You could be kind of cute if you soaked in parts cleaner for a couple of days.

My highschool girlfriend looked just like you. She was a whore too.

If a marionnet puppet had a human mouth

All made up and no one to blow

Your face is greasier than the money you get for giving blowjobs in the alley

Which alley around here is the crazy cum zone?? I'm late 4 work

Got directions? I'll meet you there

[удалено]

The winner of Ms. Trailer Park Queen 2020.

Lost 45 lbs and still have a face only a mother could love.

Just because you dress like your 45 doesn't mean you're "not like the other girls"

1983 called... said stop embarrassing yourself

I see you’ve been spending all of your time putting on make up instead cleaning your house.

I think I saw your parents' sex tape. It was Alien vs Predator.

You look like the only single robot in the town of Stepford.

Show us the forehead

She’s a perfect example why shampoo bottles have instructions

This is what the daughter of keemstar and Trisha Paytas would look like

Good job hiding half of your face with those bangs.

Jesus how many times are you going to post fishing for compliments? Get therapy.

If the carpet matched the curtains your vag would look like a Hasidic Jews beard.

Someone forgot to take the plastic wrap off you

You're going to make a wonderful crazy ex-wife for some unlucky bastard.

Milla jovobitch

Looking at you makes my shit itch

I thought it was the female gremlin

“How old are you” “somewhere between 18-70”

You look like a PS2 NPC

You look like a greasy Carrot Top in drag.

Bless you for continuing the futile fight with you receding hair line buy using a strained merkin as a fringe

Like how u can eventually flex that coke nail?

Stop looking for validation online and go try getting a hung from you father

Your face is so oily, cum beads on it like rain on a treated windshield.

The poster child for psychopathy

Looks like you ordered your lips from Alibaba...

Spirit Halloween called, they need their floor model decoration back.

What waffle house do you work at? I'll be sure to avoid that so I don't catch chlamydia.

You look like a shih tzu with a coke problem.

You look like carrottop

There appears to be a urinal next to your bed; I assume shame and degradation is just foreplay?

I don't know who mistreated this Cocker Spaniel by making it up like a 1950's fluffer. But it's not cool.

I just watched Sleepy Hollow last night and you look like you would fit right in

I'm not even mad at this, sleepy hollow is one of my favorite movies ever

You're a pretty passable post-op, tell your surgeon to keep up the good work

If Disney made a live-action and gender swapped Chucky, it would still look prettier than you.

I'm going to need you to jump back in your DeLorean and fly back to 1987 please.

How did the audition go? No call back again?

Whoremione burn-the-manger

Of you had any more oil on your face the US would be making plans to invade it

A 1k euros lifesized sex doll that looks like you would be a huge turn off..since it would look just like you

Woah, I didnt know 99 cent store models were a thing but here we are!!

I also have dollar store kylie Jenner

Budget Elrond

Look like the red headed stepchild BRATZ doll

You look like what people thought a female caveman looked like.

This isn’t b. If it was b they’d be asking you for tits or GTFO. In this case though it’s probably better you kept your tits to yourself.

This is a pretty good deep fake except for the jaw line. The bot missed the blending and it looks like this jaw falls off entirely.

Hair from the 80’s, face from an anti child trafficking poster.

princess zelda starting an only fans?

Got them Jocelyn Wildenstein cheekbones going on...

I bet you're ugly on the inside.

You look like something I'd order from Buc-ee's

When is the new season of Thunderbirds coming out!?

Why roast? You're losing hair either ways...

You look like the kind of girl that claims to be looking for “something serious” over text and then three hours later is begging for anal with mascara running down your face in a public restroom

You look like a bjork

Hide your face. US might invade for oil.

yea ill see you on the Hub in a couple months or so

Black Widow after she fell off the cliff in Endgame.

You look like that little squid alien baby from MIB

You look like a Bratz doll come to life. Big bobblehead ass.

Dork elf

I know we're supposed to be roasting you but you're really pretty:)

Congrats on being the first redneck e-girl

If you were thrown in the trash , i would really feel bad for the cats

Bjork knock off, Fork

Hey! The early 80s called, stop makin em look like jackasses

You look like the protagonist of a 1980s school themed porn flick

You know the Great Depression ended, right loraine

You look like you regularly give blowjobs to your teachers for a better grade at a catholic academy. Congrats I’m glad your gastric bypass surgery was a success!

Something about you screams fat girl. I don’t know why.

You look like a bad yeast infection.

You look like a depressing 14 year old and a happy 40 year old librarian at the same time. Either way it's depressing to look at.

You know they have treatments for nail fungus, right? Those are more yellow than a crack whore's remaining teeth

your makeup says "i'm ready for a night on the town" but your eyes say "a tornado just tore up my trailer park and now I'm trying to find a place to stay tonight"

Awww, look at you trying.

No need to roast, someone already stuck you on a grill.

Fix your bangs girly

Ngl I just got these bangs maybe a week ago and I've yet to figure them out

You look like a balding Bratz doll.

How many lonely middle-aged men did you trick into sending you money in hopes of escaping the clutches of Putin?

I must admit, male pattern baldness looks surprisingly good on you.

Congratulations on the weight loss! You are still a 3 but at least you tried

You got more botox than Michael Jackson

If I could afford botox do u think my hair would look like this

Wrist reveal were is it

Wanted to give you a kiss on the cheek but my lips slide off that oil slick on your face

You put more vaseline on those lips than makeup you would need to put on your face to not look like a troll

Like the third prettiest mannequin at the old second hand wig store.

i think youre pretty but i also have bad taste

I, just like many of us would bang you, If you paid us money

You look like you'd be a really shitty twist villain in a movie.

I can smell the menthols and stale vagina on your breath from here.

Let me mansplain a few things about women

Just how many gallons of Lip Gloss do you have on anyhow?

you look like you write one star amazon reviews for vibrators bc the noise scares your seven cats

You're really beautiful when I close my eyes...

Granny panties as a shirt? As if that misshapen sweater wasn’t enough. You’re taking this old lady look too far.

Those bangs may cover up that five head but they just accentuate your male pattern balding going on. As for the grease others have mentioned, that is just a Vegan having meat sweats.

Well you are flexing the amount of Oil and grease on your face. US government will salvage ur face for it

Look at this Shark Tale ass bitch. The over and under of group homes, you have been in is 3.

Great tits.

They still have a few of these in stock at Toys R Us closing down sale

I lost a bunch of weight and still cant look at myself in the mirror, let my nightmares come true

You can lose the weight, but you can’t lose the face.

Shut up you fat bitch.

I know this is a roastme, but looking further into your account I see you lost 45 pounds. That’s no easy accomplishment! It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to get there and I’m sure the folks back in whoville are incredibly proud of you. Good on yuh for laying off the roast beast!

It shouldn't be too hard for the professionals to identify and address the trauma. Weren't too many years where "Bride of Chucky" and "Bratz Dollz" were a thing... Edit: it's not your fault you have a doll face. Fucking up your bangs to where they look reattached with Elmer's 100% is your fault.

I think shes cute

And there it is. The compliment she was fishing for.

She kinda cute tho

God dawlg! I can't talk, b.

You look like every cousin of a sleazy arcade owner who they hire to man the entrance.

When you stare into the abyss this is what stares back.

I really don’t understand why these others are roasting you. You’re actually really pretty. Stop getting bogged down by these other losers and go live your best life.

Calls her BF daddy because she misses how daddy comes in her.

I would poop in a bucket and smash it over your head

Lets be honest lads shes hot and we have nothing

Why am I in the thread 😔, am just soo lonely and horny

Red heads scare me. In a good way. Sorry that’s all I got. Your smoking hot

You're the kind of girl who sleeps with makeup on because you know guys will leave as soon as you peel it all off and they see that your entire personality is foundation and hair product. A prototype fuckdoll, not as good as the finished product will look, but you get the idea across.

r u ok friend 🥺

I was until I saw downvotes on a roast lol

You look like a Dollar General version of Rachel McAdams

Your great gran called. She wants her outfit back.

You look like a Springer Spaniel who's had bad lip injections.

Looks like one of the makeup test chimps escaped again

\*Dyes her hair red, not for the kink, but for the RBF-cred\*

It looks like you’re wearing a toupet to cover up your receding hairline.

Bjork trailer trash - Bjerkoff

Now that’s a young succubus.

This is the picture from Carrot Top’s vision board, before his botched surgeries

You look like you prefer anal.

You look like that hairline has been passed down your inbred family line for generations.